Feb 19th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with a shout out to Hoodoo Music Podcast, another local podcast on the local podcast directory. THEN we get into werewolf poo, listen to some people roast us,....and the show (sob), but mostly just Jason so it's cool. We talk how Trump is doing with...you know...THOSE caucuses, Evan tells an awkward date story, we discover some more hidden talents of one Mr Michael Mcdonald (how could he have any more??), and we close off the show with another bracket, this time: Which Sitcom Lead Would Give the Best Relationship Advice!!!
Check out the directory featuring us, Hoodoo Music Podcast and more here at GreatUpstate.com!!!
P.S-Kids, if you listen, you gonna git roasted!
Feb 12th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we begin with Evan telling tales out of school...literally....THEN Jason reads from his middle school newsletter, mainly his letter to the editor. It's important.
We then take another trip to Cupids Corner AND Jason shows us what became of Jim Bakker...and it's worse than the hell he is probably going to.... THEN, from that we check out the Kevin Shorey and his amazing segment with our new hero..THE JUNK MAN.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we talkin bout END TIMES!!!!
Check out the Jim Bakker show here
Check out Kevin Shoreys show here
Feb 5th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with an amazing array of people wishing Evan a Happy Birthday with their own unique impressions!! Thank you all so much!
THEN, we get into a-holes at their kids basketball games and Jason reads us a peom from what we on the show like to call his "Dark Years"...and by dark years we mean that one time he tried to write a downer poem.
THEN, we close out with a game sent to us by Lucky Ten Thousand co-host and friend of the show, Carissa, where we play lyrics of a famous song read by a robot and have to guess the song!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, that guy we talk about..... that's your dad.
Jan 28th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with Jasons plug for the animated webseries he did a guest voice on, Screaming Soup, THEN Evan plugs his own depression with a poem written by him when he was young..... but still WAY too old for this. THEN he reads from his year...pack of papers... that he made when he was a junior in high school.
THEN Jason brings a new game to the table... make a new 80s drama featuring a new star and a new place where there's murder afoot, THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner and a lady who at least knows what she likes to do..... which is f*ck.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your mom will finally explain where all the facial scarring comes from.
See Jasons VO as Toxi here
Jan 22nd, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with discussion of last week AND our revalation that Yes, Margaret, there was a Diagnosis Murder/Matlock Crossover.... and it involved alot of beckoning children towards the light....
Then we offer some other light 80's show mashups, making them somewhat less 80s and more.... just..just no...
THEN, Jason brings us a clip of Mike Rowe on QVC being downright crushed by life and then we enact what would be the QVC we would ALL watch, Honest QVC (H-QVC)
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will macably folk sing you into the grave!
Watch the Diagnosis Murder/Matlock song here
Watch the Mike Rowe video Here
Jan 15th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with a rehash of Clemsons Championship win...go Barclay!!! THEN we get into how you should never cast bi-polar people for a commercial showing your bi-polar medication helping those with bi-polar disorder, then we explore Matlock and see a rougher, more noire side of him.
After that, Jason and Evan play a Meme game AND we close out with an examination of Star Trek the series vs Star Trek the comics and meet the new captain..Liverpool Shatner!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen,Dabo will bark and run off with your ball in his mouth.
Jan 8th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start the new year by doing a new thing and talking about Sports! Jason even predicts the winner of the college championship game! Then we realize football has a dark side...in your backside.....
Then we get into Mark Hammill and his puppet, play a round of SQUAD, Evan brings in another insane dating profile and Jason closes out his telephone-type story!
P.S>-Kids, if you listen.... we have a football camp we will take you to.
Check out Singing in the Woods by 3rd Burrough Here
Dec 31st, 2016 by beardedone
Where we pop Jasons Cracker Cherry!! But first we talk cereal moms, Rogue One (spoiler talk ends at minute 29:05), we celebrate the life of Carrie Fisher with a Carrie inspired quiz.. Evan reads a racist dating profile (but she's so loving), then we close with another one of Jasons chain stories!!!
We will Miss you Carrie.
Check out Evans interview for Podcasting Smarter Here
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get mocked ro your bubble-butts...your bubble-bubble-bubble-butts.
Dec 25th, 2016 by beardedone
Where with the help of Catherine Mary Furlong, all the way from jolly old England, we recount the day she surprised her dad (Bassman of "Teddy and the Bassman") by being here for Christmas!!
Then we get into the art of revenge (Marmite!) by having her try our snacks this time, Honey Bun's Cowtails, plus EGGNOG!
Jason shows us that the penultimate step towards Skynet is synthetic Christmas music (that pretty much sounds like any auto-tuned pop song), Catherine teaches us some English Slang, and we close with a holiday inspired bracket...this time:
Which Christmas Character Would Make The Best Stereotypical Gay Movie Friend!!!!
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Dec 18th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with our first post 200th, post contest show with...a contest!! Featuring a song by our friends Valentine Wolfe, if you send us your best METAL MOMENT, and we pick it, you get a signed Valentine Wolfe CD!!! METAL!!!!!!
THEN we start the show with a text message communicating tragedy... oh and your girlfriend making out with some dude..maybe her brother....whatever. Then we get into Evans kinky heart attack, a proposal that makes us all uncomfortable...except for the chief..he loves love.... we talk about a drunk mother siting....and we finish strong with Jason reading from The Will he did at age 11 and a story he, his brother and his friend wrote together.
check out the proposal video here
and please check out Valentine Wolfe here
Email us your Metal Moment to email@example.com or post to our facebook page here
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you'll have to drag your mom home and she's not even done twerking!