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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with a scary story from Jason.... well, less scary, more a-guy-needed-help-and-Jason-pussed-out-and-bolted... then we talk about the Greenville Little Theatre's 24 Hr Play Festival, and how Evan predicted the future!

We taste test a spicy butterfinger, then we get all "CSI" on some vomit. Jason brings a new meme-inspired game called "Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters", except Evan randomly picks them and must justify these Awful Characters. Round 1 is below:

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And finally Evan brings a passage from maybe the best book ever and we critique it.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will nonchalantly tell you your girlfriend is dead.

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Where we start with yet another TASTE TEST CHALLENGE...this time...it's messed up candy.

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THEN we invent the newest Monopoly; more representative of the lower middle class... after that, Evan looks inward and reveals some more past moments from the show where he feels he could have been less....A-hole-y.

THEN we go through our lists of "What would all of our Presidents names be if they were pornstars?" One of them makes ZERO SENSE and Jason can't let it go.

Evan then tells a story revolving around some nuts, God and an old lady. And finally Jason brings a new game to the show called "Pitch The Show!" where Evan randomly puts actors and scenarious together and Evan must "PITCH THAT SHOW!"

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...OOOOOWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Where we start with Jason's latest vocal appearance in the Youtube series Screaming Soup!! Then we gift them some fantastic audio. After that, we play a game of Squad!! Then we ask why everyone;s doing this Top Ten Band lists (but one is fake) on Facebook?

Evan makes an ass of himself with some mechanics... THEN we conclude Jason's amazing serialized story from 1997, "Here Come The Basement: Don't Look Back"!!!!!

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After that we play a round of President or Pornstar AND we close with Cupids Corner!!!

 

Watch Jason's latest episode of Screaming Soup Here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will be honest with you about how we don't give two f*cks what bands you've seen live.

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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:

"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"

Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?

Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]

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We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.

 

Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.

Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here

See the Pepsi Commercial Here

See "The Dove Incident" Here

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Where we start with fond memories of Don Rickles and Charlie Murphy, RIP fellas. Then we get back into the "Lulu" abomination (I mean album) by Metallica & Lou Reed, (since Jason actually listened to it this week) and we even play a QUIZ GAME based on it! "Lulu Lyric OR Quote from 'Cop'" [@20:40min mark]

From there we move on to Batman being less "bat" and more...."therapist"....

Jason brings us PART TWO of his serialized non-sensical story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@39:30min mark]

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AND lastly Evan brings an article from Cracked about the most horrifying episodes of 80s tv sitcoms!

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, well just pick one of the very special scenarios.

 

See the Punky Brewster clip here

 

See the Too Close for Comfort clip here

 

Read the Cracked article here

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Where we start with a review of "Lulu".... well kinda...cause one of us (Jason) didn't listen to the whole thing..... then Jason brings yet another old story he wrote in 1997 featuring yet another creepy old man entitled, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@30:00min mark]

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After that, we watch blooper outtake of the one thing that CAN foil James Bond...a pissed off feline. Then we talk dreams (it's more entertaining then it sounds) and we go through REAL messages people have ACTUALLY gotten from people they met on dating sites. and then we close with a round of Recast It, the game where we cast movies with the characters from other movies!!!

 

P.S.-Kids if you listen..do we even have to say it...Lulu listening party...

Watch the James Bond cat freakout here

 

Email us your dating site conversations to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com or our facebook group page here

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Where we start with a big congrats to the Gamecocks....thats last all of five seconds before we get off track and say something offensive. That conversation brings us to music genre discussion,  THEN we play a new song by Jesyka Lorens new band Villins!!!! After that, we discuss Metallica and how even gods can succumb to suckage every oncst and awhile... and it's callled Lulu. Then we play Carissas Game again where we listen to robotized song lyrics and try to guess what song they're from, we watch a man tempt fate with a frikin polar bear and get insulted by his father and we close out with a video featuring a very clubby (but no less heroic) real life Thor!!! If he was high!!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your dad is gonna finally tell you how dumb he thinks you are. 

 

Check out Villins song Your Fantasy here

 

Check out the Polar bear attack here

 

Check out Techno Viking here

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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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Where we start with a revisit to Evans "Year Stack of Papers" from High School and he finds what we missed last time..the best yearbook photo ever. THEN in celebration of our guest we try some sh*tty easter sweets and Jason brings a new Bracket....or Superbeast..or...dare we say it...BOTH. We do a Bracket of Superbeasts!!!!!

Then Evan talks with the utterly charming Nicole O'Connor from Facts Channel on youtube about being a reactor and an activist.

Check out Facts Channel here

Check out Nicoles Twitter Here @NicoleOConor

 

Check out her Facebook Here

 

P.S.-Kids...if you listen...wings and vom...that's all you need to know.

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