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Where we start with tales of pathetic attempts to "win her over....in spite of you" which brings us to a list of what Jason loves about our first 250 episodes! After that, Jason gives Evan an Avengers quiz based on the new trailer for Infinity War!!! THEN Evan regales us with tales of how even his dreams don't allow him to be cool.... then we talk about what Tarantinos Star Trek might look like. Then Evan brings some audiobook outtakes and Jason brings some Thundercats outtakes!!!! Then we close with changing some classic Star Wars characters just enough to make them...well thankfully.. not seen in the movies.

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, uuuummmmm..... you're really cool.

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Where Evan returns with a co-host comparison... and realizes he probably shouldn't have. THEN we create a new character... Christopher Falcon!!!! In the process of that, we discover Batman had a roomie. After that, Evan gives his impression of hardcore method acting, namely the doc Jim and Andy.... and what a douche a certain mega star was at the time. After that, we wish death upon a flat earther... and we play another round of.... Would You Fuck It!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jim Carrey will play you in a movie and make you look like a total tool.

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With Evan off this week, I, once again invite my girlfriend Miley to have fun this week! We start by looking at weird Thanksgiving foods from DELISH.COM.

Then I have Miley play the "Describe Yourself" Game, where she must find herself in 3 randomly selected annoying/awful fictional characters. Her Round 1 was, SCAR, DARTH VADER, & KIMMY GIBBLER.

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Next, Miley brought a game called, "What Would Evan Say?" She presents scenerios and I must predict what Evan might say.

Then we play another round of "Is It Stalking?"!!

And we close out with a Christmas inspired game "What's In The Bag?", where Miley presents me with different wrapped objects and I, while blindfolded, must guess what's inside. Things get messy.

Read about Weird Thanksgiving Foods HERE!

 

 

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Where we start with a new character, or should we say a newr character...Barry Medea!! Then we revisit last weeks Bum Luck TV series and go through some episode synopsises. After that we predict, through the assistance of a game that has nothing in common with another fill in the blank word game, who the next celebrities accused of assault are. After that, we ruminate on some more awful Stranger Things powers, THEN we bring back a fave segment...Cupids Corner!! AND we close with some songs from everyones favorite drug warning dog of the 80s...methinks he doth protest too much.....

Check out the Scruff CD here

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... you will get a song sung by a pervy dog stuck in your head.

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Where we start with the dreaded... PIZZA CHALLENGE!!! We each put awful ingredients chosen at random on pizzas and bake them. It's awful. THEN, we talk Stranger Things 2!!! (Spoilers start 13:06 and run through 26:12) and then we EAT THE PIZZAS..... seriously...it's awful.... THEN Jason plays another round of Stranger Things Predictions with Evan and Evan has a cold realization about an old encounter with a new douchebag. After that we play another round of WHAT IF?, where we propose new What If type scenarios for your favorite superheroes!!!

 

P.S.-Kids.... if you listen...Tuna/Gummy Worms/Fruit Cake Mix.....that's all we're saying.

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Where we start w/ a Hallmark movie unlike anything you've ever seen! THEN Evan talks about the review he compulsively found on his audiobook Nightfall and how his average-ness continues to blow him away.... just not very strongly.... more like a weak desk fan..... but it's blowing at least!!! After that, we have an odd run where we both have plenty to say about CVS and too cool for school cashiers which brings us to the realization that the only people with true power are pharmacists. THEN we watch actual American Gladiators footage, and finally Jason brings back a game where we take the premises of Matlock, Diagnosis Murder, etc and come up with new shoes for old folks solvin' mysteries.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, some poop in a jar will collar you.

 

See the American Gladiators video here

 

And order Evans audiobook Anne Stuarts Nightfall here

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Where we lament the loss of what would have been an AMAZING episode.... Damn you Nancy..... DAMN YOU!!!!! Then we wonder what happensd when one plant has to watch another die.... horribly...slowly....Halloweeny...... heh heh...weeny.... THEN we play a game where we Pitch That Horror Movie and realize there's nothing scarier than starting a business when you can only work at night. After that we play a new game where we attempt to normalize what sadistic killers say, Jason runs down a small list of celebrities and their scariest movies, and we close with a couple of scenes inspired by sound effects from Tabletop.com

Evan though you guys won't hear it, special thanks to Todd Jansen, Carter Allen and Lauren Clark and Terryl Fernbach. Also, after the end credits, please check out Shane Willimon and Nerdbliss' Urban Legends!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will bust your ass to produce something awesome that NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR!!! MMWWAA HHAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

 

Check out Tabletop Audio Here

 

Check out Nerdbliss here

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Where we start with the realization that even a spooky laugh gets lonely..... THEN we talk about seeing "IT".... What?.... exactly. After that we delve into more movie talk with "The Evil Dead" remake AND "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5" (underrated) and "6" (nope.... as bad as you remember), and that leads to a new game Freddy, Fake or Fear!!!! After THAT, Evan shows Jason some real world scary sh*t, and we close with another new quiz game.... Horror Movie or American Gladiator's Event?

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Flakka'd.

 

See the Flakka video here

See the Elevator girl here

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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!!

We open with Jason's new HORROR SOUND FX! They're scary, but in a very different way.

Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, "The Final Girls" which leads to, "What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into.

We talk about how Stephen King's can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King's..."TOAST!". 

We continue with another round of "EV-BAN LEGENDS!!" (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris)

Evan brings a game called, "Mu-Ha-Ha-WHO?" Where Jason has to guess the celebrity based on their "Mu-Haha!"

And Finally

Jason brings a spin to our classic game, "Would You Fuck It?" called, "Would You FEAR It?" (And we create the monstrosity that is Half BLOB Half MATLOCK....BLOB-LOCK!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Where we continue with WEEK 2 of Halloween month by, first, coming to terms with the SKEERY realization that we didn't win a podcast award...again...but guest Catherine Mary Furlong all the way from jolly ole England help us with our suffering by doing a little suffering of her own! Mainly by trying traditional American Halloween candies....mmwwwaaa.

After that, Catherine tells us her own actual terrifying swimming story about when she thought her number was up and only a boy could save her... THEN we talk gory movies, English monsters and we close out with a Halloween Round of "Would You F*ck It?".... not IT the clown...just a general IT. Mwa.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, MMWWAAAA HHAAAA HAAAAAA

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