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Where we start by apologizing for last weeks rough audio with releasing this episode 2 days early!!!!!  Also Jason apologizes for constantly sidetracking the beginnings of these episodes with a festive card and mispronounced word! After that, Jason discusses being offensive, Evan discusses how many letters can we add to make acceptance acceptable enough, we hear a conversation Evan had with someone while typsy, Jason asks some questions about The Last Jedi, Evan reads a series of obnoxious facebook messages from a HUGE douche, Jason plays another round of What If, and we close with another edition of...Cupids Corner!!!!

 

Vote for us (and Iron Cast) to be nominated here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a douche will beg you to tell him he's good looking...for like a WHOLE WEEK.

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Where, after a quick apology for the uneven audio in this episode, we start with talk of how far you would go to kill competition, Evan visits the SEXIEST Urgent Care ever.... and a male nurse tests his gag reflex, we hear an ACTUAL clip of the as yet unfilmed HAN SOLO FILM, featuring "Han Solo" "Lando Calrissian" "Lando's Uncredited Girlfriend".

And then we talk racism!!!! Funny!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be forced by future romantic partners to embarass yourself on tape.

 

Don't forget the podcast awards nomination process has begun!!! Vote here!! 

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Where we start with a "handy" realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself.... and has the tapes to prove it.

After that Evan tells the story of a man (him) who wants love...well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love..... or just forgot about a date. (he got stood up)

THEN we talk about the big directorial shakeup in the "HAN SOLO" movie and what would happen if George Lucas took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out... Jason brings another QUIZ and asks Evan:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "BLACK PANTHER" TRAILER?

Another round of Evan vs customer service...and we play a round of WHAT IF!?!. It's just like the comic books, but unpublishable.

 

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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Stood!!!!

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Where we start with a reminder about the nominating session of the 2017 Podcast Awards, starting July 1st..Link Below!! Then Evan regails us with tales of Butterfly Prisonbreak, Stick Bug break-in, AND we get to see what happens if two of histories biggest figures, George W. Bush & Charles Mason, switch places...and not that much changes.....

 

After that, we talk about Adam West and take a QUIZ from Jason about the beloved actors career. Then we play Describe Yourself Game, where Evan has to use terrible/annoying fictional characters to..well..describe himself...

And we close with another visit to Cupids Corner and an impromptu interview with the dick of the hour...the Coz himself...himself.

 

Bookmark the podcast awards site and start nominating us here

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen....STICK BUGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

 

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Where we start with an outtake (sue us, it's funny). Then we start the show proper with a shout out to The Vitamin D Podcast and some sage pod-wisdom. After that, we get into Friday the 13th...THE GAME.....or more specifically...THE BROKEN EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!! After THAT, we talk Saint's Row 3 and how with just the right amount of sass, you too can be useless in a gun fight, then we realize that some of the saviors of our great nation really should be commended...but are also dicks. That leads to talk of birthday presents and where you stick certain things into birthday presents, bad gifts, gifts from a-holes, Jason brings us a thoughtful piece about what future characters a certain grizzled actor (Harrison Ford) will revisit and Evan brings a NEW GAME called, "WOULD YOU F*UCK IT?" experimenting on how much we will let slide if the object of our affection starts off SMOKING HOT!!!

 

Check out The Vitamin D Podcast Here

 

See our video of Saints Row 3 Here

 

P.S-Kids if you listen...two words....SPINDLY FINGERSSSSSS!!!! 

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Bryan, Jason Evans and myself talk about all the super fun past comedy projects we've been apart of over the years; improv teams, sketch shows, satire newspapers, comedy magazines, we've had fun with them all.

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We then we do some improv scenes where Bryan and Jason Evans randomly pick a background audio (thanks to tabletopaudio.com) & a phrase. [@42:40 min mark]

And we close out with another round of "IS IT STALKING?" [@1:00:45 min mark]

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Where we start with another shout out to Screaming Soup. Jason is once again the voice of the Toxic Avenger (New ep linked below).

After that, Evan brings some more old stuff he wrote that we mercilessly mock, we talk about the passing of Roger Moore and Chris Cornell and what WE would do if we auto-erotic-asphyxiated. We play another round of "Pitch That Show" where Evan randomly mixes actors and scenarios and he must "PITCH THAT SHOW!"

Then we watch a loudwire video featuring a dude who thinks he totally whooped GG Allin's ass, then realized you should never be close to GG Allin's ass.... Jason bring the McDonalds commercial showing what the Brits think we South Carolinians are like. And we discover that sometimes, having an online career as a food critic doesn't require experience.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, George Takei will haunt you....

 

See the new Screaming Soup episode here!

 

See the Loudwire list video here!

 

See Food Review UK here!

(Below: Evan as an Apple Tree, or Frank from "Donnie Darko")

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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with a scary story from Jason.... well, less scary, more a-guy-needed-help-and-Jason-pussed-out-and-bolted... then we talk about the Greenville Little Theatre's 24 Hr Play Festival, and how Evan predicted the future!

We taste test a spicy butterfinger, then we get all "CSI" on some vomit. Jason brings a new meme-inspired game called "Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters", except Evan randomly picks them and must justify these Awful Characters. Round 1 is below:

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And finally Evan brings a passage from maybe the best book ever and we critique it.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will nonchalantly tell you your girlfriend is dead.

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Where we start with yet another TASTE TEST CHALLENGE...this time...it's messed up candy.

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THEN we invent the newest Monopoly; more representative of the lower middle class... after that, Evan looks inward and reveals some more past moments from the show where he feels he could have been less....A-hole-y.

THEN we go through our lists of "What would all of our Presidents names be if they were pornstars?" One of them makes ZERO SENSE and Jason can't let it go.

Evan then tells a story revolving around some nuts, God and an old lady. And finally Jason brings a new game to the show called "Pitch The Show!" where Evan randomly puts actors and scenarious together and Evan must "PITCH THAT SHOW!"

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...OOOOOWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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