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Where we propose a "Ferris Bueller"/"Friday the 13th" Crossover, Oh...Yeah.... then we get into Jason's comedy road trip to "The 2nd Best Comedy Fest" in Richmond VA, and how our Bearded Ones Brackets can really pass the time! Then Evan saves a forest, by being a total douche.

 
We then meet Fiscally Responsible Batman, The CVS pharma-comic returns, and Evan goes from being a douche that saves a forest to well...just an a-hole...again.
 
And finally we play a NEW GAME where famous dirty movie quotes get a lil sillier, and Jason has to guess the movie. We go on a Ronald Reagan tangent (who doesn't) and we close with a look at embarrassing E3 moments.
  
Check out the E3 moments here!!

P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ferris Bueller will fourth-wall-break at you.
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Where we start with a (late) review of "Batman V Superman" and then get into the game everyone loves (except a certain "7th Heaven" character)...Squad!!! Where Evan randomly selects his "Squad" from popular TV characters, and must assign who's who in certain scenarios.

 
Then we read an article about a teacher with some interesting teaching techniques... very centipede-y techniques.... and we see that when you have a Tinder profile, ya gots ta make sure what you say is what you mean.
 
And finally Jason talks "The Running Man" and we invent a brand new dating show!!!
P.S.Kids.. if you listen... do you bleed? You will. Until we make up and become besties like right after.
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Where we start with ruminations on the true meaning of St Patty's Day, which segues beautifully into announcing our fan-girl contest winner!!! THEN we get into cashiers who think they are too cool for school...or pharmaceuticals..... AND Jason brings back the new game that's sweeping the nation...

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P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Time-Traveling Warthog will go back in time and prevent your very existence (don't ask how)!!!
 
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Where we start by noticing that we are on PodBean's Popular Comedy List!! Then we talk about the Super Bowl, how gay Chick-Fil-A must actually be (since anti-gay politicians keep getting caught)

We revisit Jason and Evan's experiences from the 24 Hour Play Festival, then read a list of coming out scenarios that didn't go quite as expected.

We chat Super Bowl commercials and de fuhrer's new plan for Puppy-Monkey-Baby, and the stink over that Doritos commercial.

We close out with a new bracket, where we ask the question, "Which Super Hero Would Make the Best Improviser?" and BONUS we have audio clips from the 24 Hour Play Festival!!!

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you'll lose your sense of humor and get bent out of shape over a frikin Doritos commercial.
Read the coming out article HERE:
Watch Puppy-Monkey-Baby commercial HERE:
https://youtu.be/ql7uY36-LwA
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Where we start with a shout-out and a bearded gauntlet thrown (Not serious) to The Salty Language Podcast, then we discuss a shamefully never produced 80's drama "Manther!". We get into the merits of The Cougar and lazy ass big cats, which leads into The Return of the Boob.... Then we talk about what Anonymous is REALLY like and the moment when Batman finally, truly snaps. After that we discover that, for a football coach, being laid back is a detriment....and weird. Evan shows a video of a lioness who just needed a ride and we close with a new bracket! Where we ask the question, "Which Comic Strip Character Would Make the Best Therapist?" Plus so much more!!! 

P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Cathy will AACK! you to death. 
 Check out Salty Language here: http://www.saltylanguage.com/ 
Check out the video of the Lioness here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaztQK9If0
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We bring another BEST OF EPISODE! We love these, this time we compiled all of our nerdy/geeky (AKA awesome) pop culture moments from the show! Get caught up and share these moments with your friends! Also click the links at the bottom to listen to our past Best Of episodes, thanks!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 59) – A Klingon’s Sloppy Seconds (3:45)

02 - (Ep: 69) – We Discover “Poochinski” (8:45)

03 - (Ep: 74) – Well, Then I’ll Kill Ya Kids! (12:35)

04 - (Ep: 76) – On This Episode of “Not Squatch” (15:25)

05 - (Ep: 87) – Aquaman’s Water Hand (19:10)

06 - (Ep: 87) – Their ONLY Weakness (24:45)

07 - (Ep: 106) – King Krypton (28:45)

08 - (Ep: 115) – Paying Respect to Leonard (36:00)                                           

09 - (Ep: 121) – A.B.D.S.M.A. (41:40)                                                                       

10 - (Ep: 134) – Gotta Save The Space Fish! (45:45)

Intro to Bonus Clips:

11 - (Ep: 11) – Porkins (49:15)

12 - (Ep: 39) – Bob Cain’s Last Creation: Fat Face! (54:30)

13 - (Ep:39) - "The Death Star Costs What?!" (58:10)

14 - (Ep: 51) - Justice League Gets Fired (62:10)


Listen to BEST OF: PART ONE - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: PART TWO - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: HALLOWEEN EDITION - HERE
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Where we start with HUGE news about the forthcoming Bearded Ones Podcast Network!! Then we get into HUGE mistakes in clothes-changing-locations and old fogies that love ya gams, HUGE-ly uncomfortable bathroom situations, HUGE annoying small-talk throughout history, HUGE reactions to the "STAR WARS" and "BATMAN Vs SUPERMAN" trailers, HUGE bad super-villains and close out with another bracket series, this time with Serial Killers and we ask the question, "Which serial killer would make the best spy?" HUGE.

P.S.-Kids, its not for you, so listening would be a HUGE mistake.
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Where we help the geeks out there who are tired of all this bracket talk with a bracket of our own!

We have a bracket full of Superheroes and ask ourselves "Which superhero is the best lover?"
But first, we dig on Tinder and Tinder-bots, Jason gives Evan dating advice, we talk "Snowpeircer" (spoilers), we talk serial killers (spoilers) and so so much more!!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen....Evan will awkwardly hit on your mom.
Check out the Valentine Wolfe Video we discuss!!
Donate to our Friends at Victims!!
AND The Girl From Carolina!!
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Where we beg for money for Season 2 of Evan's webseries kickstarter. Then you can actually hear Bearded One Jason tune out of the conversation while Evan gives him hell for eating at Twin Peaks. THEN we give our opinions on the controversial "Batgirl" comic book cover AND Supergirl's freaky horse, Comet. We get into "Smokey and the Bandit". Evan "teaches" acting and stiffs pizza delivery guys, Jason shares a story of super neglectful N.C. parents and we meet an even more neglectful officer of the law, then we watch a video of stabbing victims (who survive) and realize that if you're going to a restaurant that specializes in ranch dressing, then you're hiding a deep seated perversion.

P.S.-Kids... don't make yourselves number 6.
 
See the stabbing victims here:
To donate to "The First Five Years" kickstarter click here:
 
Watch Season One here:
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This week we open our secret Santa gift from The Graphic Novice Podcast. Thanks so much guys!

http://graphicnovice.com/

We then have way to much fun with the Bane voice. After that we realize that "The Family Circus" comic strip is full of Ghost Kids! Which leads into a discussion about Charlie Hebdo and why people can't take a joke.

We play a compilation of all the roast jokes about Bearded One Jason Underwood from The Alchemy Comedy Roast of Taylor Dorsett. https://twitter.com/taylor_ocd

Evan remembers an amazing dating story involving odd anime movie scenes and his dates parents.

And we close out with a series of scenes involving a very small Al Pacino, and a very giving Vin Diesel. 

Kids: Don't listen or "Not Me" is going to get you. 

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