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Where we start with a realization about our own Jason Underwood!!! Then, we play another round of The Movie Musical Game...where we try to make musicals out of movies that just don't seem to fit into the mold of a peppy broadway number. After that, we play a short round of The Movie Trend Game: Silence Edition..where we take the trend of Birdbox and Silence and apply it to other things! Then after a short visit to Cupids Corner...we close with maybe the oddest bracket we have ever done.... We usually name the episodes featuring brackets with the name of the bracket..but trust us on this....

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..... You will hear this bracket.... 

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:30 - Intros

1:40 - Evan talks about getting accused for something he didn't do, AGAIN.

14:00 - Evan talks about meeting Mick Foley at the South Carolina Comicon.

19:00 - We discuss the origins of wrestler Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

32:45 - Jason brings a game called "Old Man (BLANK)" based on "Logan" & "Unforgiven" and the face that Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted there to be an King Conan movie. (EXAMPLE: "Old Man Beastmaster!")

59:05 - We close with another Bearded Ones Bracket. In honor of "Avengers: End Game", this time we ask the question, "Which Time Traveler would be the best Ally to defeat Thanos in "Avengers: End Game"?!"

 

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Where we start with Jasons super exciting Powerpoint Party, which leads us to some revisionist history. After that, we discover with the help of Derren Brown..that you too might one day KILL SOMEONE..also save an immigrant. Then Jason brings a V-day game where we try to make non-love story movies..like The Fly.... into romantic comedies. After that, Evan brings some justice to a couple of friends who have been a harrassed by online a-holes, well one a-hole and one naval-hole. THEN we close with a new bracket... this time, Which Teen Heartthrob (and Jimmy Fallon) Would Make the Best New Batman!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will push that guy off a roof..and it will be real!!!!! 

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Where with friend and special guest Shane Willimon, we talk Evan's new/old washing machine and his (yet another) awkward attempt at flirtation. After that, we play a new game called Actor Lifeline, where we are given a situation and an actor to help and we choose which character that actor played would best help us. THEN, we get into Bandersnatch, watch some BIG trailers..as in Foot, play another new game where we assume what classy booklets would come with maybe not so classy restaurants and we close with a new bracket: This time, in Shanes honor, we decide Which Classic TV Character Would Make the Best President!!

 

Check out Redlettermedias' review of Suburban Sasquatch (Not Bigfoot Evan..ya tool) here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen you will become an urban legend that gets several crappy movies made about you

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Where we start with big news! Finally something happened in Jasons life! Clemson won the National Championship!! THEN, we talk about aging, do a quick "mini" bracket in reference to last weeks Cupids Corner, and Evan talks the threatening  sexiness that is Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez. After that, Evan brings some "kids" books he found, then he reads from a plot synopsis to an old comic he wrote, which leads to Jason reading an old story HE wrote. Hemingway.. it's not. THEN we play another edition of the Google Movie Translate Game and we close with cat talk and some improvised Jazz.... Hemingway...it aint. 

 

Also..all throughout this episode, because Evan lost a bet about the big game, Jason makes him rap and eat boullion and marmite. Pray for him.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Jason will write a story making you think it's all about you and you'll barely be in it.

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00:30 - Intros

01:25 - Jason talks about odd wedding venue recommendations. And Evan then gives me his suggestions.

15:16 - Evan shows Jason a video of a Ren Faire where a "knight" spears a drone; he is hence forth known only as "DRONE SPEAR!!".

27:00 - Jason shows Evan pictures of the morbid gingerbread houses he saw at the Grove Park Inn in Asheville, N.C. Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like dead birds and bloody elves. 

35:35 - Jason talks about his Clemson Tigers being in the National Championship Game. He predicts a Clemson win with a score of 35-28. Evan predicts they'll lose, we bet that the loser must do a Beef Bouillon Freestyle Rap, the next week.

36:45 - Evan shows Jason another video, this time of a HORRIBLE MISTAKE!! Why shoot off firework in the middle of a Nativity Scene.

47:30 - Evan brings another round of CUPID'S CORNER!!

1:07:45 - We play another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! This time we ask, "Which Robot/Android would be the BEST at CATFISHING!?"

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Watch DRONE SPEAR!! HERE!

Watch Fireworks Mishap HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dgJF4nvWpQ&fbclid=IwAR2VVUREVcrezzBA74rcpPWI5pIvIzDm7CqazmTgaSSTHh9IADABuP9IMJ0

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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely Cop Would Make the Best Undercover Detective!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will give your facebook address to only douchebags. 

 

Email us for a Bum Luck and/or Christopher Falcon Birthday Greeting to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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Where we start our LAST live Halloween podcast of 2018 (MWWAAA HAAA AAWW) with discussion of a pretty decent movie (Venom).. a pretty terrible movie (Day of the Dead-Bloodlines) and then we play games!! Mwaa Haa Haaaa!! We play Would They Survive, we listen to two more campfire stories and we close with a new bracket. This bracket is called... "Which Serial Killer Would Make the Best Comedian" MWAAA HAAA HA HA HA!

 

Thank you Neil Griffin for the awesomest theme song ever! Check out his other work here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... you will be the a-hole "Bub"..not the nice guy "Bub". Bub.

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Where we start with our new halloween theme song courtesy of Neil Lee Griffin!! After that, we announce a contest... a free copy of author (and friend of the show) Wofford Jones book, Soul Dreams if you can name Freddy Kruegers Wife and Daughter, email us your answer! THEN, we talk the results of the Podcast Awards, a creepy park nearby, we try to make restaurants themed for horror movies, Jason brings some campfire stories, Jim Bakker thinks he knows the devil wants to stop a certain douche from being appointed to the highest court in the land, we do an opposite movie game with horror movies and we close with a new Bracket... Which Horror Movie Setting Would Make the Best/Worst Honeymoon Destination!!

 

Check out the Jim Bakker article here

 

Check out the AWESOME Neil Lee Griffins work here

 

Email us your answer to the quiz question for Wofford Jones' book, Soul Dreams to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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Where, with Jason in Costa Rica, Evan enlists the help of local actor and friend, Brian Reeder. Brian is a great actor and overall personality and after they are done talking theatre disasters, they play games!! It's a game filled episode, featuring Would You F*ck It, The Steven Segall game and we close with a new bracket! In this bracket, we tackle the age old question (Inspired by Brians role in Dreamgirls)...Which Violent Alien Movie Would Make The Best Musical!!!

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... then you may as well check out the most recent Lucky Ten Thousand Episode too... also featuring Brian, here

..oh and also, don't listen or he will casually brush you aside with his foot while you're feeling the spirit.

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