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Evan shares more funny/weird moments from "Star Trek: TNG" & "Voyager". Jason reads part 3 of his horrible story from age 16, and we close with another bracket, we ask, "Which Dutch Quote from "Predator" would make the BEST pick-up line?"

00:30 - Introductions & Plugs "Alchemy Comedy Podcast" Episode 1!!

03:30 - Evan's thoughts on "Star Trek". Every captain has their thing, Janeway's thing is blowing up the ship!

44:45 - Part 3 of "JUNGLE", Jason's story from age 16.

53:30 - Bracket! "WHICH DUTCH QUOTE FROM "PREDATOR" WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

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Listen to Jason on episode 1 of The Alchemy Comedy Podcast HERE!!

https://alchemycomedy.fireside.fm/2

 

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This week Evan shares a funny story about his new audiobook. Jason revisits last weeks episode and explore Chuck Chili's metal band "Chili Magnet". We pay homage to "Teddy and the Bassman" by playing a round of the "Steampunk Cellar" but we call it the, "Shitty Shed". Evan shares the dumbest serial killer letter. Jason shares some weird news from Grand Rapids Michigan. And we close with another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! Where we ask "Which Fictional Drug Addict would be the BEST Suicide Negotiator?" (Evan wasn't thrilled with this one.)

 

00:30 - Intros & Funny story about Evan's Audiobook

05:30 - Our podcast character "Chuck Chili" actually fronts a metal band "Chili Magnet" and here are some of his songs.

22:30 - We honor the "Teddy & the Bassman" podcast by playing our version of the "Steampunk Cellar"..."The Shitty Shed."

30:00 - Evan shares the dumbest serial killer.

36:50 - Weird News - Michigan residents are microwaving books. Evan and Jason come up with a better way to protect your books from COVID-19. 

46:00 - Bearded Ones Bracket! Since Drug addicts sometimes have to talk each other down from bad trips. Maybe they would be good at talking folks off literal ledges? "Which Fictional Drug Addict would be the BEST Suicide Negotiator?!"

(But if you're actually struggling with suicide please call the Hotline - 1-800-273-8255)

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Where before Jasons wedding we have a brand new bracket about The Best Pop Culture Honeymoon Destinations!! But before that, we shout out friend of the show Claire Clauson and her new podcast Friday Night 1 Shots (Link below) and John Garrison and his new song Sugar (spotify link below). After that we talk BUGS and yet again how effed up nature is, Jason brings another round of the Movie Proposal Game, Evan brings another round of the Movie Plot Mashup Game and we close with earlier said Bracket!!!!

Congrats to Jason and Miley!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..a big ole worm gonna git ya!

 

Check out Claires Podcast here... https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/friday-nite-one-shots/id1516008453?i=1000477810415&fbclid=IwAR00Z0FhkHkCeLTUKdbz-KVAYg72zk6zVtfsdVq7HI2HU2SICYJEStFJjkY

 

And John Garrisons Music here... https://soundcloud.com/user-565521453/sugar?fbclid=IwAR0YZwGR5z6i09trJuR_GeA5j8bgZ8_qbxsKuqVigiOBt4XnWSD2fKVexug

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This week Jason Farr (The "There It Is Podcast") and Justina Sparling ("Butter Butter Butter" with the Magnet Improv Theater) stop by!

2:00 - Introductions and origins of their improv team names. "Butter Butter Butter" & "Sweetheart".

6:00 - We remember Fred Willard and our favorite roles.

11:45 - We play a "Fred Willard Quiz"! I describe a film/tv role and it's up to Jason & Justina to guess if it's REAL or one that I made up.

27:05 - We play a GAME! "The Matlock Game!" Where we randomly put together an old actor and an occupation and create their own OLD PEOPLE SOLVING CRIMES tv show! (Ex: Morgan Freeman + Lighthouse Operator)

35:00 - We play a BRACKET! I ask Jason and Justina, "Which Robocop Quote would make the BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

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Listen to Jason Farr every week on his own podcast the "There It Is: Podcast" HERE!!

http://www.thereitispod.com/

Also follow Justina Sparling and Jason on their Magnet Theater teams: BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER & Sweetheart!!

https://magnettheater.com/people/justina-sparling/

https://magnettheater.com/people/jason-farr/

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Where we start with someone in the background enjoying life and Evan wonders what that's like. After that, Evan shows Jason how dangerous fighting can be. Then we play a game where we figure out the next Disney Plus Star Wars show. After that Evan talks about yet another dream where he just cannot be cool. THEN we talk a segment from Minority Report and we finish with a new bracket, this time Which is Your Favorite OG Bearded Ones Character Round 2!!

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen.....titties

CHeck out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-fake-sports-real-shots/id1455223970

AND One Star Review here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215?fbclid=IwAR0d1BPt2M88Vj3eq2hjtx4e0ZPVlxRyGUYjWZUDUW3lCgGXf109UuVimQg#episodeGuid=97583524-5d9e-4b74-8008-cdc7ff92f41e

Check out Improv Separatly Together here: https://www.facebook.com/improvseparatelytogether/

 

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Where we start with follow ups on what stores are like, THEN we talk the clamshells from Demolition Man and how you are SUPPOSED to use them. After that, we play a game inspired by Tom Julian (link to timberwolf below) where we take harmless shows and make them gritty. Then we finally get into TIGER KING. After that we close with a new Bracket... this time..which TV medical personal would make the best Super Hero!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you'll get Hot Lipped!!

 

Check out Timberwolf here.... https://www.amazon.com/Timberwolf-Tom-Julian/dp/1943549184

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Where we start with a little help for a friend.. please donate to the fundraiser linked below to help a family in need! After that, Evan reads some messages from a dating app AND a message he got himself! Then.. we play another edition of the Alternate Endings movie game, Evan tells a story about how he was sure..for once..he was getting flirted with...but...no. Then Jason tells a tale of someone making sure he knew the food he was eating was great..or at least stomped on. After that we close with another bracket...This time..what beloved franchise "unkillable" character would you kill and how??

 

Please help Evans friend by donating to the GoFundMe here.....https://www.gofundme.com/f/gary-dewitt-needs-hope-to-keep-fighting?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet&fbclid=IwAR0ipOfdODtpTt84qSMNrgE2WF0bsTyqLvVMwcKcR3zr4PwlJWXDRVawVxA

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen, you will misunderstand a cultural phrase and think someone stomped on your food.

 

 

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Where we start with an examination of what kinds of stunts Tom Cruise will do! THEN we do a little follow-up on the film Roar and actually hear one of its cats...er cast..on Inside The Actors Studio!! After that, we watch a real lion attack (Spoilers...the bison survived) and marvel at how gentle and polite a lion can be while eating you (link below). THEN Jason takes a lie detector test at work, we play another edition of The Action Movie One Liner Game and we close with a bracket about who are the worst types of people!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen....Tom is coming for you.

 

Here is the link for the lion attack.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ7chlrRg7Q&fbclid=IwAR38XNwPbn7dth5nCW-IvPbiqTic7ETHlXMslFSTAfpQndIrDd2GxFXTfSs

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Hey guys, forgive our audio this week.

00:45 - Introductions

01:30 - Evan talks about how "Legends of Tomorrow" did that one thing to Rasputin, that the MCU was too afraid to do to Thanos!

03:30 - Creepy Bane stops by and Jason keeps forgetting how filthy he is. 

04:30 - Super Bowl Talk! We talk weird commercials, and the "offensive" halftime show. Pretty much everything EXCEPT the game.

09:45 - Evan shares the WORST Super Bowl halftime show, "Elvis Presto!!" from 1989. When I think of football, I think of Elvis and Magic, and we barely even get that.

27:30 - It's Evan's BIRTHDAY, & Jason gives him a gift.

30:00 - Evan brings another round of CUPID'S CORNER!! Evan reads the uncomfortable and awkward dating profiles that he's come across. Believe me, they are.

1:04:50 - Jason brings another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! In honor of Valentine's Day we ask, "Which Awful Pop Culture Meal would make the BEST Valentine's Day Dinner?"

Watch "Elvis Presto!" HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqusO8PegFI

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Where we start with finally opening our network secret santa present..thx We Be Geeks (Link to their show in ep description)! THEN we talk Rise of Skywalker (Spoilers over around min 27) which ends up with good ole Palpatine being somehow creepier than usual on the dating circuit. After that, we talk maybe the saddest thing Evan has ever seen... and that's coming from Evan... we play a game where we use movies to break big news, we discover a brand new football play that works every time... though it is a bit uncomfortable to watch... Jason gives his Clemson V Lsu predictions (spoiler..he was wrong..so tragically...tragically wrong) and we close out with a bracket;This time, which movie 2020 do you want to live in!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, the band will no longer put up with your shenanigans.

 

Check out We Be Geeks here.... http://webegeeks.net/

 

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! This week we have special guests Jason Farr ("There It Is" Podcast) & Justina Sparling (Magnet Theater) taking about moving, playing some Thanksgiving inspired games and filling out a Bearded Ones Bracket!

00:45 - Introductions

01:50 - Jason Farr and Justina share stories about moving to NYC. How it can be hard but also super easy at the same time.

12:30 - We tell stories about friends finding and losing wedding rings.

15:05 - We play another round of "HOLIDAY EPISODES GAMES" Where we force Holiday Episodes onto TV shows that would NEVER have them. (Example: Thanksgiving Episode of X-Files featuring J-Lo)

40:45 - We play another round of "TWISTED ENDINGS: TV SHOW EDITION" Where we add the twist ending of a tv show onto a show that ended normal. (Example: "Golden Girls" but with the ending of "Dawson's Creek" - The Death of a Main Character)

53:20 - We play another BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! This week we ask, "Which Mickey Quote, from "Rocky", would make the BEST pick up line?" 

Listen to Jason Farr every week on his own podcast the "There It Is: Podcast" HERE!!

http://www.thereitispod.com/

Also follow Justina Sparling and Jason on their Magnet Theater teams: BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER & Sweetheart!!

https://magnettheater.com/people/justina-sparling/

https://magnettheater.com/people/jason-farr/

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We have improviser Nate Oulette back with us again!

00:45 - Introductions

02:45 - Jason & Nate talk non-spoiler talk of The Mandalorian.

04:00 - Jason, Nate & "Fiance' of the Show" Miley give their answers for "Fav. Line/Fav. Character/Fav. Fight/ETC..." for the 1st two episodes of "The Mandalorian". Spoiler talk ends at (40:40)

43:15 - We play a game called "PITCH THE SHOW: MCU EDITION" Where Nate randomly picks MCU characters that are not yet slated for a DISNEY+ TV show, and we put them together and Pitch that show. (Example: Pepper Potts & Talos)

56:00 - Another BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! This week we ask, "Which Pop Culture BOUNTY HUNTER Would Be the BEST at Helping YOU find "YOURSELF"?"

You can find out about future shows at the Alchemy Comedy Theater HERE!!

http://alchemycomedy.com/shows/

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With Evan taking a break this week we have guests Joe Johnson & Nate Oulette from The Alchemy Comedy Theater, here in Greenville, S.C.

01:10 - Introductions

05:00 - We talk about our Halloweens and how sometimes it's a waste of money.

08:45 - We play some left over Halloween Games like, "WOULD YOU FEAR IT?" Where we randomly combine horror monsters with non-scary quirks and we ask the question, "WOULD YOU FEAR IT?" (EXAMPLE: Frankenstein but he smells like Pumpkin Spice and sounds like Forrest Gump.)

21:10 - We play another round of "WOULD THEY SURVIVE?" Where we take real-life dirt bags, put them in the universe of a horror movie and ask, simply, "WOULD THEY SURVIVE?" (EXAMPLE: Jeffrey Dahmer in the world of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre".)

36:05 - In honor of "The Mandalorian" debuting on Disney+, we make up NEW Star Wars shows for Disney+. (EXAMPLE: Medical Drama Starring Chewbacca, taking place BEFORE "Empire Strikes Back".)

52:30 - We talk through another Bearded Ones Bracket in honor of Veteran's Day. Bob Ross was a veteran, so was Captain Kangaroo, so why couldn't other veterans do it too? So this time we ask the question, "Which Pop Culture Veteran Would Make The Best Children's Education TV Host?"

Check out Alchemy Comedy Theater shows HERE!!

http://alchemycomedy.com/shows/

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Week 4 of our 2019 Halloween Month!!

00:45 - Intros

02:33 - Evan talks about "Nightmare On Elm Street" movie mistakes, and we explore Laurence Fishburne's acting method.

18:00 - Jason brings a game called "Director Mash-up" the results are....mixed. We have fun with it anyway!

26:00 - Evan asks us to make up Horror Movie Trailers AS IF they were family friendly movies. And Jason has to guess.

31:00 - Jason brings another round of "TWISTED ENDINGS: HORROR EDITION" (Example: Zodiac with the twist of "Friday the 13th Part 1")

39:33 - Evan brings a "HORROR MOVIE QUOTE QUIZ" for Jason!!

44:45 - Jason actually uses this voice changer. We've all heard of the SPOOKY TRUCKER and we share SPOOKY TRUCKER stories.

54:30 - Evan brings a game called, "MAKE IT SCARY!" where we make up STEPHEN KING stories out of ordinary things.

1:02:00 - Jason shares some more scary stories about the land Evan's Apartment is on. (Thank You Shane Willimon!)

1:08:10 - Jason felt guilty for doing an "Unsavory Witch" bracket last week so he brings a "Which SEXY Witch would you Pull a "To Die For" For?" Bracket!!

Read our article in the Greenville Journal HERE!!

https://greenvillejournal.com/2019/10/17/greenville-based-podcasts-take-in-the-local-landscape/

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Where in our 3rd Halloween 2019 Episode, we talk the legend of Evan's Scary Apartment Complex...Mwwaa.....Go-Go The Karate Bear..Mwwaa Haaa....Evan reviews a movie that is a cautionary tale? Sci-fi? Horror? Entertaining?

After that, Jason gives Evan a Horror Movie Quiz...this time, it's "NAME THE LATINO ACTOR IN HORROR".

After that we play a round of "WOULD THEY SURVIVE" where we take real life dirtbags and put them in horror movies and debate if they would make it or not. And close with another Bracket!! In this one we ask, "Which Witch Would You Pull A "To Die For" For???" MMWWAAA HAA HAAAAA!!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...the next AirBnB you stay at will have pictures of your dead family members on the wall.

 

Check out the Greenville Journal article HERE!

https://greenvillejournal.com/arts-culture/greenville-based-podcasts-take-in-the-local-landscape/

Also...Wanna shout out Ramses B where we got the WD remix... check it out on youtube here.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4p3abw1dc

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