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Where we speak with the lovely and talented Heidi Cox of Stalking Levar fame. We talk about her current project Chasing Fletcher Allen and we talk about a southern gal living in LA and coming back to the south...RAIN!! RAIN!!! Then we play a round of Is It Stalking, a round of Character Assist, talk some Flash on the CW and close with another bracket...this time: Which Classic Sitcom Character Would Make the Best Superhero!!

 

PS-Kids, if you listen... Cicada will get you.

 

Check out Heidis' site Dweeb Darlings here

 

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00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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Where because of a dumb audio mistake..we only save a portion of this weeks episode...where we predict what happens before seeing Avengers:Endgame..NO SPOILERS... we hadn't seen it at this point. BUT after the predictions we include some Best Of clips..enjoy.....

 

Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee Playing with toys-Ep 204

Bugbear-Ep 311

Dark Teen Titans/Depressed Aquaman-Ep 282

Steven Segal..BATMAN-Ep 259

Google Translate Game-Ep 285

Star Trek/Beatle Brackets-Ep 287

 

P.S.-Kids..if you listen..Evan will record your audio and ignore all the warning signs

 

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Where we start with a realization about our own Jason Underwood!!! Then, we play another round of The Movie Musical Game...where we try to make musicals out of movies that just don't seem to fit into the mold of a peppy broadway number. After that, we play a short round of The Movie Trend Game: Silence Edition..where we take the trend of Birdbox and Silence and apply it to other things! Then after a short visit to Cupids Corner...we close with maybe the oddest bracket we have ever done.... We usually name the episodes featuring brackets with the name of the bracket..but trust us on this....

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..... You will hear this bracket.... 

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:30 - Intros

1:40 - Evan talks about getting accused for something he didn't do, AGAIN.

14:00 - Evan talks about meeting Mick Foley at the South Carolina Comicon.

19:00 - We discuss the origins of wrestler Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

32:45 - Jason brings a game called "Old Man (BLANK)" based on "Logan" & "Unforgiven" and the face that Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted there to be an King Conan movie. (EXAMPLE: "Old Man Beastmaster!")

59:05 - We close with another Bearded Ones Bracket. In honor of "Avengers: End Game", this time we ask the question, "Which Time Traveler would be the best Ally to defeat Thanos in "Avengers: End Game"?!"

 

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Where we start with Jasons super exciting Powerpoint Party, which leads us to some revisionist history. After that, we discover with the help of Derren Brown..that you too might one day KILL SOMEONE..also save an immigrant. Then Jason brings a V-day game where we try to make non-love story movies..like The Fly.... into romantic comedies. After that, Evan brings some justice to a couple of friends who have been a harrassed by online a-holes, well one a-hole and one naval-hole. THEN we close with a new bracket... this time, Which Teen Heartthrob (and Jimmy Fallon) Would Make the Best New Batman!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will push that guy off a roof..and it will be real!!!!! 

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Where with friend and special guest Shane Willimon, we talk Evan's new/old washing machine and his (yet another) awkward attempt at flirtation. After that, we play a new game called Actor Lifeline, where we are given a situation and an actor to help and we choose which character that actor played would best help us. THEN, we get into Bandersnatch, watch some BIG trailers..as in Foot, play another new game where we assume what classy booklets would come with maybe not so classy restaurants and we close with a new bracket: This time, in Shanes honor, we decide Which Classic TV Character Would Make the Best President!!

 

Check out Redlettermedias' review of Suburban Sasquatch (Not Bigfoot Evan..ya tool) here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen you will become an urban legend that gets several crappy movies made about you

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Where we start with big news! Finally something happened in Jasons life! Clemson won the National Championship!! THEN, we talk about aging, do a quick "mini" bracket in reference to last weeks Cupids Corner, and Evan talks the threatening  sexiness that is Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez. After that, Evan brings some "kids" books he found, then he reads from a plot synopsis to an old comic he wrote, which leads to Jason reading an old story HE wrote. Hemingway.. it's not. THEN we play another edition of the Google Movie Translate Game and we close with cat talk and some improvised Jazz.... Hemingway...it aint. 

 

Also..all throughout this episode, because Evan lost a bet about the big game, Jason makes him rap and eat boullion and marmite. Pray for him.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Jason will write a story making you think it's all about you and you'll barely be in it.

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00:30 - Intros

01:25 - Jason talks about odd wedding venue recommendations. And Evan then gives me his suggestions.

15:16 - Evan shows Jason a video of a Ren Faire where a "knight" spears a drone; he is hence forth known only as "DRONE SPEAR!!".

27:00 - Jason shows Evan pictures of the morbid gingerbread houses he saw at the Grove Park Inn in Asheville, N.C. Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like dead birds and bloody elves. 

35:35 - Jason talks about his Clemson Tigers being in the National Championship Game. He predicts a Clemson win with a score of 35-28. Evan predicts they'll lose, we bet that the loser must do a Beef Bouillon Freestyle Rap, the next week.

36:45 - Evan shows Jason another video, this time of a HORRIBLE MISTAKE!! Why shoot off firework in the middle of a Nativity Scene.

47:30 - Evan brings another round of CUPID'S CORNER!!

1:07:45 - We play another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! This time we ask, "Which Robot/Android would be the BEST at CATFISHING!?"

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Watch DRONE SPEAR!! HERE!

Watch Fireworks Mishap HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dgJF4nvWpQ&fbclid=IwAR2VVUREVcrezzBA74rcpPWI5pIvIzDm7CqazmTgaSSTHh9IADABuP9IMJ0

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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely Cop Would Make the Best Undercover Detective!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will give your facebook address to only douchebags. 

 

Email us for a Bum Luck and/or Christopher Falcon Birthday Greeting to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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