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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where we start with a revisit to Evans "Year Stack of Papers" from High School and he finds what we missed last time..the best yearbook photo ever. THEN in celebration of our guest we try some sh*tty easter sweets and Jason brings a new Bracket....or Superbeast..or...dare we say it...BOTH. We do a Bracket of Superbeasts!!!!!

Then Evan talks with the utterly charming Nicole O'Connor from Facts Channel on youtube about being a reactor and an activist.

Check out Facts Channel here

Check out Nicoles Twitter Here @NicoleOConor

 

Check out her Facebook Here

 

P.S.-Kids...if you listen...wings and vom...that's all you need to know.

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Where we start with a shout out to the "Hoodoo Music Podcast", another local podcast on the local podcast directory. THEN we get into werewolf poo.

Jason brought some clips and we listen to some people roast us,....and the show (sob), but mostly just Jason so it's cool. We talk how Trump is doing with...you know...with THOSE caucuses. Evan tells an awkward date story, we discover some more hidden talents of one Mr. Michael Mcdonald (how could he have any more??)

And we close off the show with another Bracket, this time we ask the question: "Which Sitcom Lead Would Give the Best Relationship Advice?!?!" (Do You Agree?)

Check out the directory featuring us, Hoodoo Music Podcast and more here at GreatUpstate.com!!!

 

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, you gonna git roasted!

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Where with the help of Catherine Mary Furlong, all the way from jolly old England, we recount the day she surprised her dad (Bassman of "Teddy and the Bassman") by being here for Christmas!!

 

Then we get into the art of revenge (Marmite!) by having her try our snacks this time, Honey Bun's Cowtails, plus EGGNOG!

Jason shows us that the penultimate step towards Skynet is synthetic Christmas music (that pretty much sounds like any auto-tuned pop song), Catherine teaches us some English Slang, and we close with a holiday inspired bracket...this time:

 

Which Christmas Character Would Make The Best Stereotypical Gay Movie Friend!!!!
(more...)

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 3

Where Jason gives Evan a run down of his Mwaa Haa Haaas over the past few Halloween episodes, and then Evan gives Jason a taste of Jolly Ole England (thanks Catherine)!!! Then Jason gives Evan another Horror Quiz, this time slowed down!!!! Then Evan brings another bracket to the table, this time, we ask the question, "Which Fallen Pop Culture Icon would make the best Horror Movie Villain?"!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... there is a thing...it is called... MARMITE!!!!

Don't forget to email your impressions/scripts to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com!!!
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It's Labor Day, so we decided to take a little break and present another Best Of! This week we bring you some of our favorite past conversations on all things Nerd Culture. 

Enjoy!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 137) – Stephen Hawking Gets Pranked 

02 - (Ep: 138) – Sexy Nerd Quiz 

03 - (Ep: 156) – Worf the Killer Crab

04 - (Ep: 162) – Superbeast: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile

05 - (Ep: 168) – Jabba the Hutt was a Pariah 

06 - (Ep: 169) – Drug Dealer Bracket: Walter White is Hot (featuring Carissa Southerland)

07 - (Ep: 170) – "Saving Private Jabba"

08 - (Ep: 170) – Superbeast: Hawkeye vs Riddler-Honey Badger                                           

09 - (Ep: 174) – "Hi, I'm Stuart Deep-Space-Nine."                                                                  

10 - (Ep: 177) – "Turn Off The Safety Protocol!" 

 

Listen to Best Of Nerd Edition pt 1 - HERE

http://beardedone.podbean.com/e/the-bearded-ones-best-of-nerd-edition/

Email "Bearded Impressions" submissions to:

beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

We are also featured on The Podcast Radio Network (download the KryKey app) every Thursday at 8pm. Thanks to those guys!


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Where we propose a "Ferris Bueller"/"Friday the 13th" Crossover, Oh...Yeah.... then we get into Jason's comedy road trip to "The 2nd Best Comedy Fest" in Richmond VA, and how our Bearded Ones Brackets can really pass the time! Then Evan saves a forest, by being a total douche.

 
We then meet Fiscally Responsible Batman, The CVS pharma-comic returns, and Evan goes from being a douche that saves a forest to well...just an a-hole...again.
 
And finally we play a NEW GAME where famous dirty movie quotes get a lil sillier, and Jason has to guess the movie. We go on a Ronald Reagan tangent (who doesn't) and we close with a look at embarrassing E3 moments.
  
Check out the E3 moments here!!

P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ferris Bueller will fourth-wall-break at you.
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Where we start with Jason's tales from the pool! And he learns that there's a fine line between a kid being a splashy dick and drowning.

 
Then we get into how apparently most Texans are gay, (hooray!!!), which leads us into a scene about a homophobe in the Star Wars Cantina.
Then Jason reads one of his old notebooks and regales us with his awesome ideas like:

- An "American Gladiators" style show..but with horses.
- A really awesome (patronizing) comedy..uh no wait...drama....no wait..gritty gangster movie...oh f*ck it, it's about losing your thumbs.
- And a new Comic Book idea about a guy with the worst power ever!
 
THEN we have a NEW BRACKET!! This time we ask the question:
"Which Comic Book Supervillian Would Make the Best Reality Talent Show Judge?"
 
Vote for us in comedy and Teddy and the Bassman in mature in the podcast awards here

AND in the Best of the Upstate (voting starts Monday june 6th) Here

P.S  -Kids, don't listen, but vote like hell!!!
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We are excited to have, fellow podcast network host, Carissa! (from The Lucky 10,000) She was in town so we just had to record with her LIVE!

Evan starts off the show by spotlighting a low-point in the career of, an otherwise beloved actor, Kevin Spacey by showing us the trailer for "Nine Lives". And Jason comes up with a fun alternate plot that we would've rather watched.
 
We then give a shout out to PIZZA GIRL!! So far she's the best thing to come out of this years NBA playoffs.
 
Then Jason asks Carissa to play another round of: "IS IT STALKING?"
 
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Where we present her with random scenarios and she must decide if it IS or ISN'T stalking.
 
And we close out with another BRACKET!! This time the theme is "Drug Dealers" a person you just have to visit when that craving calls you, so we ask the question, "Which drug dealer would make the most ideal booty-call?" 
 
P.S. - Kids if you listen then Kevin Spacey will force you to watch his new movie.

Watch the "Nine Lives" trailer HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHA97HzhxE

The amazing PIZZA GIRL video is HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLR7krxGog

NOMINATE THE BEARDED ONES and THE LUCKY TEN THOUSAND HERE:

 

 
 
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