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Where we start with a shout out to Jennifer Connors new podcast, Divorced Like A Boss... link in description below and then we move on to Dark Phoenix....well..one aspect of Dark Phoenix (mild spoilers) of the hair flippin' kind. After that, Jason talks the Ultimutt Obstacle course he and his fiance put together, Evans weird mouth noises, Jason bombing at a roast and in that we discover Hannibal Lecter has really convoluted plans for very simple (and dirty) things. After that, we continue this jam-packed episode with Supergirl Season 4 talk (some spoilers) and the very different kind of hero Jimmy Olsen could have become... we then play Superhero Counterparts, we talk whether or not dad-bods are sexy (Please say yes..please say yes) and we close with another round of Traveling in style!!

 

Email us with any comments or confirmation that dad-bods are hot..(please say yes, please say yes) to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

Check out Divorced Like A Boss here

 

and finally...PS-Kids, if you listen, you will grow up to become someone that thinks whipping hair is a badass superpower. 

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Where we start...or try to start... Episode 301 Ya'll..can't believe it.... with a new game called "Holiday Episodes", we find the Thanksgiving Day episodes of different TV dramas, THEN we get into a certain lazy orange cat gettin real yo!! After that, we hear about the ultimate way to sell an SUV, we talk the origins of "Dongzo The Clown", we hear clips from the most chaotic nature show ever, we play another round of "Amuse Me: Star Wars Galaxy's Edge" EDITION, where we create NEW Star Wars inspired amusement park rides! And we close with another round of Evan's game, "Would You F*ck It!!!!?" 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...Garfield will get real with you..yo.

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Where, with Jason in Costa Rica, Evan enlists the help of local actor and friend, Brian Reeder. Brian is a great actor and overall personality and after they are done talking theatre disasters, they play games!! It's a game filled episode, featuring Would You F*ck It, The Steven Segall game and we close with a new bracket! In this bracket, we tackle the age old question (Inspired by Brians role in Dreamgirls)...Which Violent Alien Movie Would Make The Best Musical!!!

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... then you may as well check out the most recent Lucky Ten Thousand Episode too... also featuring Brian, here

..oh and also, don't listen or he will casually brush you aside with his foot while you're feeling the spirit.

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Where we start with another really...really...really...omg...so....so...fun list of more games Jason has created for the 300th episode. SIGH. Then, Evan talks his first professional massage...and then we talk what would happen if he completly misread the signals...pew pew! Then we mock Jason a little for feeling the need to constantly clarify. After that, Jason shows Evan some old school Star Wars comics where they try to reinterpret the movies, which leads them to play a new game where we try to predict more Star Wars film ideas. After that, we play a new version of the Match Game...don't SNATCH.... our idea! And finally we close with a frank discussion on lonely Alfred Molinas contribution to overall lonely guys... quiet wife and another round of the wildly popular...Would You F*ck It!!!!

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, Jason will share some ideas with you.......

 

Check out the sexbot video here

Check out Language of Bromance here

Check out the Licensed Massuese Evan talks about here

 

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Where we start with the results from our Paul Giamatti poll.. THEN we talk SOLO... no spoilers, and Evan gives his answers for our stolen (from Collider) "SOlO: PREDICTION QUIZ"! THEN we talk "Beauty and the Beast" and ask WHAT IF the "Beauty" in question was more...... icky....?. After that, Jason talks about getting ripped off in Asheville at a Beer Tasting in the Dark. Then Evan talks about interrupting singing with his own music. THEN we close with another round of "Would You F*ck It!!??"

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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, Al Sharpton will tell you all about his good ole pals Fred and Barney.

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Where we start with Evans adventures at the 2018 SC COMIC-CON...COMIC-ON..... COMI-CON..... THEN we get into how we know men rule the world because apparently, ladies, we can cure your depression in the best way possible.... for us...... After that, we talk how dedicated Evan is to the podcast. He could do it in his sleep! THEN Jason tells the weirdest story...seriously, you have GOT to hear this one. Absolute craziness!!!! After that we play another round of "Would You F*ck It?!" AND we close with a new bracket... this time, which fictional coach would make the best prostitute!!!

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Kids, if you listen, you will get hit with some wit!

Donate to trev here

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Where we start with tales of neighbors.... Junk Man Neighbors!!!! THEN we get into Evan's new obsession, The Bachelor, which brings us to another obsession...RACE CARS.. which brings us to ANOTHER obsession, fake trauma!!! After that, we play a round of WHAT IF? , talk about how a father is a father...until a little thing known as a Camry takes hold..then all bets are off! Finally, we close with another round of "Would You F*ck It!!??"

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your father will prefer his perfectly appropriate family car to you.

Check out the commercial here 

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Where we start with being a cowboy (YES!)... on a steel horse we ride (YES!!!), plus an impromptu cameo from Miley herself!!!!. Welcome back Chainsaw. Welcome back. THEN Evan gives us the latest on his fraud situation. Quick sidebar... you keeping up with your wellness? Don't forgo that.... don't ever wells forgo. After that, we get a special visit from a long lost friend..... Bill "The Junkman" Whaley!!!! THEN we talk about how the Bullied Boys outreach may have backfired and close out with finishing the last round of one of our favorite games, "Would You F*ck It?!!"

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, junk man will make all your Christmas gifts!

Watch The Junkman on The Jim Bakker Show part 1 HERE!

https://jimbakkershow.com/video/show-2022/

Watch The Junkman on The Jim Bakker Show part 2 HERE!

https://jimbakkershow.com/video/show-2023/

Keaton Jones Bully Video HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1xzBYppW8

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Where Evan returns with a co-host comparison... and realizes he probably shouldn't have. THEN we create a new character... Christopher Falcon!!!! In the process of that, we discover Batman had a roomie. After that, Evan gives his impression of hardcore method acting, namely the documentary "Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond".... and what a douche a certain mega star was at the time. After that, we wish death upon a flat earther... and we play another round of.... "Would You Fuck It?!!!"

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jim Carrey will play you in a movie and make you look like a total tool.

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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!!

We open with Jason's new HORROR SOUND FX! They're scary, but in a very different way.

Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, "The Final Girls" which leads to, "What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into.

We talk about how Stephen King's can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King's..."TOAST!". 

We continue with another round of "EV-BAN LEGENDS!!" (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris)

Evan brings a game called, "Mu-Ha-Ha-WHO?" Where Jason has to guess the celebrity based on their "Mu-Haha!"

And Finally

Jason brings a spin to our classic game, "Would You Fuck It?" called, "Would You FEAR It?" (And we create the monstrosity that is Half BLOB Half MATLOCK....BLOB-LOCK!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Where we continue with WEEK 2 of Halloween month by, first, coming to terms with the SKEERY realization that we didn't win a podcast award...again...but guest Catherine Mary Furlong all the way from jolly ole England help us with our suffering by doing a little suffering of her own! Mainly by trying traditional American Halloween candies....mmwwwaaa.

After that, Catherine tells us her own actual terrifying swimming story about when she thought her number was up and only a boy could save her... THEN we talk gory movies, English monsters and we close out with a Halloween Round of "Would You F*ck It?".... not IT the clown...just a general IT. Mwa.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, MMWWAAAA HHAAAA HAAAAAA

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Where we start with some fantasy talk... of the football variety...rowr....then we get into Jasons unintended racism, and his unintended Elvis movie viewing! Jason brings a game to the show where we guess if it's a real or fake Elvis movie synopsis!! After that, Evan wonders if times are hard on college professwhores. THEN Evan brings some articles from a 1939 Life magazine and we see how times have changed and Then we close out with another round of "Would You F*ck It" !!!!

P.S.-Kids...consider yourself....not listening.

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Where we have our first official Bearded Ones/Teddy and the Bassman Crossover!!!! We start with a discussion of dialogue and how hard it is to make the cheessiest lines sound dramatic, that segues into a discussion about bad lines in good movies, after that we go back to the never-ending well that is The Bean-Boozled Jelly Bean Challenge and expose Teddy and the Bassman to the wonders of awful food (The english one probably already knows what that's like...BURN). Then we play two patented Bearded Ones games...

"Is It Stalking?" AND "Would You F*ck It?!"

 

Check out PART 2 of this crossover on Teddy and the Bassman (when they post it, we beat them to the punch a little, or just listen to them in general as you should be doing!) Here

 

Nominate us for the Podcast Awards Here (nominations over July 31st..PLEASE )

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you'll get the boozled.

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Where we start with an outtake (sue us, it's funny). Then we start the show proper with a shout out to The Vitamin D Podcast and some sage pod-wisdom. After that, we get into Friday the 13th...THE GAME.....or more specifically...THE BROKEN EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!! After THAT, we talk Saint's Row 3 and how with just the right amount of sass, you too can be useless in a gun fight, then we realize that some of the saviors of our great nation really should be commended...but are also dicks. That leads to talk of birthday presents and where you stick certain things into birthday presents, bad gifts, gifts from a-holes, Jason brings us a thoughtful piece about what future characters a certain grizzled actor (Harrison Ford) will revisit and Evan brings a NEW GAME called, "WOULD YOU F*UCK IT?" experimenting on how much we will let slide if the object of our affection starts off SMOKING HOT!!!

 

Check out The Vitamin D Podcast Here

 

See our video of Saints Row 3 Here

 

P.S-Kids if you listen...two words....SPINDLY FINGERSSSSSS!!!! 

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