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Where we start off on somber tone as Jason has had it. The election cycle has gotten to him. And he's down because he enjoyed Ghostbusters 2016, but maybe he shouldn't have. Then we realize that sometimes all you need to cheer you up is a little cock magic!

 
Then Evan decides it's finally time to go in depth about the ramifications of "Jesse's Girl". We talk about a recent local apartment advertisement controversy, Jason's runs into a bunch of young "Goers"..as in the Poke'-kind, then we talk about hot teachers and the not-so-hot-teachers that still deserve representation in some form! After that Jason wanted to play a game called "Kevin and Jesse" where Jesse Ventura and Kevin from "The Office" are in odd situations! It's ridiculous and they love it. They hope you do too.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, that thing I said about Hillary and The Donald making out will come true...ew..just, just ew.
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Where we start by going over the fact that not only are we nominated for BEST COMEDY PODCAST in The peoples choice Podcast Awards, but both Jason AND Evan are nominated in the Best of the Upstate for BEST LOCAL ACTOR!! So we discuss the possibility of not winning anything.....

 
Then we talk about rescue dogs being gore obsessed a-holes. Then we talk about friend of the show Jason Farr's new podcast "There it is"!!! (Catch Thereitis!) And Jason and Evan play a name game, talk about the true subtext of Mary Poppins, scare the sh*t out of drunk Orson Welles and play another round of: SUPERBEAST!
 
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P.S. - When this episode comes out, it will be the last day of voting for the Peoples Choice Podcast Awards!! Vote for us in Comedy and "Teddy and the Bassman" in mature here

Voter for either Jason or Evan in Best of the Upstate here

Listen to "There it is" here

and watch the Orson Welles wine commercial video here
P.S.S-Kids..vote goddammit!
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Where Jason recaps his adventures on Nerd Quiz Live, hosted by Michael Channing. Evan then drops some knowledge about Jack Torrance and why he and Wendy Torrance may have been having issues. Which leads us into a true crime story where we discuss, "Which movie is the best one to take your dad to after you've committed multiple murders?"


Then we get into Evans long day and how his ancestors were lazy asses, but respected lazy asses, which leads to a discussion of lazy-ass gym-rats. (Link to video below) 
We discuss minorities in film, (or lack thereof). And we close with Etta James's "Feeling Uneasy" and how sometimes, less is more, or less is less, or damn woman just say something!!!
P.S. If you listen kids, your Dad will see "Terminator Genisys", and trust us you don't want that.
Watch video of lazy-ass gym-rat eating pizza HERE!
Listen to "Feeling Uneasy" by Etta James HERE!
Check out the Nerd Quiz Live podcast HERE!
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Where we start with the epic tale of Evan vs Coupon Lady! That segues into epic tales of Jason and The Scot's at Greenville Scottish Games @ Furman University. And we invent a new SPORT! Then we talk about epic tales of parties ruined by poo from heaven and lullabies bettered by darkness!!!! METAL-LLUBIES!

Also we shout out "In This Moment".

AND our friends Valentine Wolfe and their new album Nightingale!!


P.S. - Kids...I've got something to say.....
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Where Evan and Jason get back into Tinder and Evan opens up about why he's failing at it. THEN we get into when Jason had his Con-Cherry popped, and how Jason believes Comic-Con-ers and Hipsters have more in common than you think. We discover monsters that we are glad are dead, and we hear about more of Jason's movie ideas!!!

P.S.-Kids.... Saw blade-mouthed shark....get it!!???
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Where we interview author/comedian Carrie Adams about her upcoming novel, "Ruthless", then we get into serial killer talk, morbidity, the WORST time to flirt,"The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe", "Sons of Anarchy", Katie Segal and her hotness, and so so much more.

P.S. kids- if you listen...well, just go watch "Misery"...that will happen to you.
Order her "Ruthless" HERE!
And check Carrie out on twitter!!

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Special guest, Andrew Van of Alchemy comedy visits and we get deep into improv, stand up, and comedy in general.THEN we do impressions of local improvisors. THEN we do scenes suggested by YOU the listener. THEN finish with more shout outs and we give away some ice cream via reading our Stitcher reviews. Making this episode almost as stuffed with name-drops, scenes, celebrity impressions and self congratulating as the 100th!!!!

P.S.-Kids...just, just don't, there's Pacino, Stewart AND Stallone in this one....
Check out Andrews Group Alchemy... alchemycomedy.com/

Andrews twitter... https://twitter.com/avan360

Some of the shout outs...

Eclipses for Eyes...https://twitter.com/eclipsesforeyes

Greg Tavares and theatre 99 theatre99.com/performerbio.php?id=60

Mary Beth Smith MBSING w/the nerdologues https://www.nerdologues.com/podcasts/mbsing
Lisa Biggs.... http://www.lisabiggs.com/

AND finally improv nerd... http://jimmycarrane.com/improv-nerd-podcast/

Whew! Should have changed the name of the episode to shout-out city.
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Happy New Year Beard Fans!

In this episode we tell Christmas Stories involving animals, real and otherwise. Then we discuss the changes that occur after a dog is neutered, as well as the things he hears you do in your bedroom. We once again discover that we've gotten all excited about another fake report and discuss another one that could be just as fake, involving human/ape genetic manipulation. We get deep and nerdy about "King Krypton the Super Gorilla". And close out with a peek into the exciting life of 13 year old Jason with readings from his mandatory Language Arts Journal.

Follow us on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/beardedonespod

Kids, don't listen or Santa will forget about your pets.

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Here it is!! Episode 100!! The biggest Bearded Ones EVER!!! With so many awesome guests, new and old, packed into a single episode we had to stretch our average episode length but it was worth it!

The show is divided into four segments:

Segment 1: (0:03:29 - 0:29:40) With: Harrison Brookie, Jill Bernard and Boris Khaykin!
 
Segment 2: (0:30:13 - 1:19:00) With: Trevor Furlong, Wofford Jones, Shane Willimon and Todd Janssen!
 
Segment 3: (1:20:00 - 2:19:00) With: Debra Capps, Lauren Wilson and Darryl & Juanita Peake!
Follow Juanita here: https://twitter.com/jusjuanita
 
Segment 4: (2:20:00 - 3:04:00) With: Meg Pierson, Justin Blackburn and Jason Farr!
Follow Justin here: https://twitter.com/loves_pal1
 
P.S.-Kids...you can listen to this one, it's our 100th for crying out loud!!
 
P.P.S- We have loved every single guest we've ever had and would have had them all back if we could.Thank you to every one for listening, supporting, sharing, coming on the live show and here's to another 100!!!!!!
 
P.P.P.S- Sorry to Boris for the name confusion, its North Coast Hip Hop Improv, not North East. Yeah, im dumb. Check them out here! http://www.northcoastnyc.com/wp/
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Enjoy this compilation of all the fun HALLOWEEN moments from our first 51 episodes!


01 - (Ep. 4) GHOST TAUNTERS (00:30)

02 - (Ep. 16) DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!! (5:35)

03 - (Ep. 19) CHILLED TO THE BONER (8:45)

04 - (Ep. 28) "7 DAYS!" (9:55)

05 - (Ep. 29) DEMON DATE (13:00)

06 - (Ep. 29) TRUE GHOST STORY (15:40)

07 - (Ep. 29) GHOST CAVES OF MINNESOTA (19:30)

08 - (Ep. 29) ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (25:30)

09 - (Ep. 31) 6-6-06 (33:10)

10 - (Ep. 32) TRUE UFO STORY (35:15)

11 - (Ep. 32) CHARLES DICKENS AND THE DEVIL (40:35)

12 - (Ep. 44) CRY BABY BRIDGE (43:25)

13 - (Ep. 44) THE THIRD-EYE MAN (48:30)

14 - (Ep. 51) PSYCHO MENTOR (53:00)
 
P.S. - Not for kids. P.P.S. - Skeery!!
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