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Where, after a quick apology for the uneven audio in this episode, we start with talk of how far you would go to kill competition, Evan visits the SEXIEST Urgent Care ever.... and a male nurse tests his gag reflex, we hear an ACTUAL clip of the as yet unfilmed HAN SOLO FILM, featuring "Han Solo" "Lando Calrissian" "Lando's Uncredited Girlfriend".

And then we talk racism!!!! Funny!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be forced by future romantic partners to embarass yourself on tape.

 

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Where we start with a "handy" realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself.... and has the tapes to prove it.

After that Evan tells the story of a man (him) who wants love...well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love..... or just forgot about a date. (he got stood up)

THEN we talk about the big directorial shakeup in the "HAN SOLO" movie and what would happen if George Lucas took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out... Jason brings another QUIZ and asks Evan:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "BLACK PANTHER" TRAILER?

Another round of Evan vs customer service...and we play a round of WHAT IF!?!. It's just like the comic books, but unpublishable.

 

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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Stood!!!!

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Where we start with yet another of Jason's "brilliant" audio book ideas, then we segue into a semi-serious quiz game about the new Star Wars trailer called,

 
"How Well Do YOU Know the 'Rogue One' Trailer?"
 
After that, we watch maybe the best thing ever... brothers who care about their sister enough to convince her anesthesia-addled brain that the zombie apocalypse has begun!!!

 
THEN Jason reads another book report from 1990, we hear a stirring recommendation from an author who may be doing themselves more harm than good and close with another peek into the recording studio with good ole Gary Busey.
 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, then we got a problem...bear.
 
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Where we start with Jason putting his foot in his mouth.... about puke...then we talk about man we saw at in line with us at the movie theater to see "The Force Awakens", and his begrudging promise to his kids. We question if Han Solo was kind of a pussy, and decide that maybe it's time to stop crapping on George Lucas, then we continue crap on George Lucas.

What follows is pure genius (If by genius you mean awful), Jason's short stories from 1993!! They're one paragraph long and complete drivel. Then Evan talks about getting his first HydroMassage... and we make it sex..ily creepy by imagining that someone out there might like them a little TOO much.
PLUS a bonus interview with film-maker Bruce Nachsin, writer/actor of his own super villain parody short "Dark Spectre".
Check out "Dark Spectre" here:
and as always Evans audio books here:
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