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00:45 - Intros

02:45 - Evan talks about how THE Frank Abagnale Jr. came to his performance of "Catch Me If You Can" at The Greenville Theatre!! And how awesome he was. Then Evan get's a big head as well as phone calls from Hollywood.

15:25 - We play another round of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" Where we swap out details of a movie and see what this new movie it would be? In honor of "Catch Me If You Can" we swap out the 3 occupations Frank Abagnale Jr. chose. (Ex: Instead of Pilot/Doctor/Lawyer what if he picked Plumber/Riverboat Captain/Street Fighter?)

25:45 - Evan talks about how even in his dreams he can't get a break! His fan's don't actually care and he get's ignored by RDJ.

36:00 - Jason brings another round of "Google Translate Game: Metallica Lyrics Edition!" Then at the end he sings the songs as they should sound with these horrible new lyrics.

47:15 - Evan brings the "Steven Seagal Movie Game!: Rom-Com Edition!" Usually we mash up the titles of his action movies to make a new one, but this time old Steven is trying his hand at Romantic Comedy! (Ex: Silver Women Sally)

1:08:00 - ROUND 2 of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" This time the 3 occupations are NBA Basketball Player/Chimney Sweep/Mike Tyson Impersonator.

1:13:45 - Evan tells a story about how Southern Hospitality can be a little too honest. Evan knows he's bald, you don't have to bring it up Walmart Lady.

1:16:40 - Which reminds Jason of an odd business he saw called "10,000 Knives & 1,000's of Hats!" Just like Peanut Butter and Chocolate!

Sign up for the "Ultimutt Obstacle Course Race" HERE! https://ultimuttrace.com/

thanks for being amazing Mr. Abagnale & listen to Frank Abagnale Jr.'s & Will Johnson's Podcast "The Perfect Scam" HERE: http://perfectscam.aarp.libsynpro.com/

 

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00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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Where we start with fond memories of Don Rickles and Charlie Murphy, RIP fellas. Then we get back into the "Lulu" abomination (I mean album) by Metallica & Lou Reed, (since Jason actually listened to it this week) and we even play a QUIZ GAME based on it! "Lulu Lyric OR Quote from 'Cop'" [@20:40min mark]

From there we move on to Batman being less "bat" and more...."therapist"....

Jason brings us PART TWO of his serialized non-sensical story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@39:30min mark]

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AND lastly Evan brings an article from Cracked about the most horrifying episodes of 80s tv sitcoms!

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, well just pick one of the very special scenarios.

 

See the Punky Brewster clip here

 

See the Too Close for Comfort clip here

 

Read the Cracked article here

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Where we start with a big congrats to the Gamecocks....thats last all of five seconds before we get off track and say something offensive. That conversation brings us to music genre discussion,  THEN we play a new song by Jesyka Lorens new band Villins!!!! After that, we discuss Metallica and how even gods can succumb to suckage every oncst and awhile... and it's callled Lulu. Then we play Carissas Game again where we listen to robotized song lyrics and try to guess what song they're from, we watch a man tempt fate with a frikin polar bear and get insulted by his father and we close out with a video featuring a very clubby (but no less heroic) real life Thor!!! If he was high!!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your dad is gonna finally tell you how dumb he thinks you are. 

 

Check out Villins song Your Fantasy here

 

Check out the Polar bear attack here

 

Check out Techno Viking here

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Where we start with a shout-out to Iron Cast and Teryl Fernbach, THEN Jason deals with the fallout out from his extremly controversial Facebook comment.... OK, not controversial so much as, well just a comment. THEN Evan has a run in with a sort of ex who tries to be nice....tries.... AND we revisit the one and only JUNK MAN!!!!!! After that, Evan brings a clip from a youtuber who really wants to make sure your soul is safe from CD covers...and we close out with another round of the always enjoyable: SUPERBEAST!

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P.S-Kids, if you listen, your cool Metal-Head friends will totally tell you how uncool you are in an over-the-top grumbly voice.

 

Check out Cattle Decapitation here, thanks for recommending them to us The Vigilant Christian!!! Oh and check out that guy here... if you need a good laugh.

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Where we start with learning about the hidden depth inside one of our greatest entertainers and how he will quench your Durst.

 

Then we get into another "Triple X" rant, an "X-Men: Apocolypse" rant, A new "Star Wars" word game called, "Last Letter Challenge", and we realize that even though the good guys won The Battle of Endor...there were victims...oh yes...there were victims.... Then we react to a reactor reacting to Metallica!!!!!!!! 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you can stick it up your...yeah.

See Chainsaw react HERE!

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Where we start with the epic tale of Evan vs Coupon Lady! That segues into epic tales of Jason and The Scot's at Greenville Scottish Games @ Furman University. And we invent a new SPORT! Then we talk about epic tales of parties ruined by poo from heaven and lullabies bettered by darkness!!!! METAL-LLUBIES!

 
Also we shout out "In This Moment".
 
 
AND our friends Valentine Wolfe and their new album Nightingale!!
 
 
P.S. - Kids...I've got something to say.....

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