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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:

"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"

Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?

Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]

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We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.

 

Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.

Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here

See the Pepsi Commercial Here

See "The Dove Incident" Here

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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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Hey guys! We will be back next week with a brand new episode, but until then, enjoy some of our favorite past clips!!

00 - Introduction
 
01 - (Ep: 115) Return of CAPTAIN NICE! (Starts @ 2:15 mark)
 
02 - (Ep: 134) Jason is a "Badass" (8:00)
 
03 - (Ep: 150) Jason's Awful Short Story from 1994 (10:45)
 
04 - (Ep: 157) Science Fun with your Dead Beat Dad (20:20)
 
05 - (Ep: 158) Evan Gets Kidnapped (31:05)
 
06 - (Ep: 176) 9-11 Dogs are Assholes (37:00)
 
07 - (Ep: 176) Orson Welles Wine Commercial Outtakes (43:00)
 
08 - (Ep: 181) Rudy Sucks at Everything (50:45)
 
09 - (Ep: 183) "I Am...The Onion." (1:01:00)
 
10 - (Ep: 185) Squad Game: 'King of the Pool' (1:05:20)
 
EMAIL: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
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Where we pop Jasons Cracker Cherry!! But first we talk cereal moms, "Rogue One" (spoiler talk ends at minute 29:05), we celebrate the life of Carrie Fisher with a Carrie inspired QUIZ. Evan reads a racist dating profile (but she's so loving), then we close with another one of Jason's chain stories!!!

 

We will Miss you Carrie.

Check out Evans interview for Podcasting Smarter Here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get mocked for your bubble-butts...your bubble-bubble-bubble-butts.

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Where we start with learning about the hidden depth inside one of our greatest entertainers and how he will quench your Durst.

 

Then we get into another "Triple X" rant, an "X-Men: Apocolypse" rant, A new "Star Wars" word game called, "Last Letter Challenge", and we realize that even though the good guys won The Battle of Endor...there were victims...oh yes...there were victims.... Then we react to a reactor reacting to Metallica!!!!!!!! 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you can stick it up your...yeah.

See Chainsaw react HERE!

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Where we do start with some election talk (we swear, it's light frothy and fun, but if you just can't take it, go to minute 28), then we talk about our live 200th show recording, our unfortunate new local "celebrity" and how he also does amazon reviews like Evan.... just more... killy. Then we mock Vin Diesel's new "XXX" movie. And Jason brings a NEW QUIZ in honor of VETERANS DAY!!

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And we close out with the sultry letters of President Warren G. Harding!

 

See Laughing Stock Improv's longform set at the New South Comedy Festival here !

 

P.S. - Kids...well we're all f*cked anyway, so just do what ya want.

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Where we (sigh) leave Halloween behind, but we still manage to talk about some scary movies and our own personal Halloweens!!! Jason talks "Event Horizon", Evan talks "They Look Like People"... the non-monkey version... then we get back into the movie, "Rings".

 
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In honor of the NEW Dr. Strange we watch the trailer for the OG Dr. Strange, which leads us to hearing Tom Brokaw give us the lowdown on some old school flicks in only the way he can.THEN we close out with a round of: SUPERBEAST!
 
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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, a monocled black widow will caw at you.

 

See the Dr Strange trailer here
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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 5

Where we start by reminding everyone about our "Impersonate The Bearded Ones" contest. And every entry will get a "Loot Envelope"!
Evan gives Jason the best Halloween costume.
Jason brings an old audio clip from last Halloween, which at first sounds like kids yelling at a clown, but ends up sounding very different. "Listen to FUTURE CLOWN, I'm trying to help you! AHH!!!"
 
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Jason and Evan were brought down a peg or 2 because they talk about their experience being featured in the latest Cracked article, "11 Quirky Photos of Improv Groups (That Will Make You Furious.)" 
Jason brings another quiz where he asks Evan:
"How Well Do YOU Know the "Rings" Trailer?"
We talk about "Zombeavers" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" and how Leatherface was quite the ladies man. We find a list of the WORST Halloween costumes. (Bert & Ernie never looked so terrifying)
 
And we close out with a video of a woman petting her Raven, but when you close your eyes, it sounds completely different!

LIVE 200th EPISODE TICKET INFO HERE!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-comedy-from-christian-rodriguez-baton-rouge-erich-laux-ann-arbor-marc-staudenmaier-tickets-28448432026

Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!


Read the Cracked article HERE!
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-most-punchable-thing-in-world-improv-group-photos/

Watch the "Rings" trailer HERE!

Watch the "Petting Raven" video HERE!

P.S. - Kids if you listen, Future Clown won't try to save you.
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