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00:45 - Intros

02:00 - Evan talks about a weird way to proving trust amongst Civil War Officers. Involves bodily fluids. 

12:30 - Jason talks about an uncomfortable radio caller he heard for Clemson Football's "Tiger Calls" radio show. Dabo is cool, but he's not God.

17:30 - Evan introduces Jason to the trailer for "The Fanatic" movie, starring John Travolta. And WOW! So much WOW!

40:30 - Evan brings another round of "Action Movie One-Liner Mash up GAME!" Where we randomly put together the 1st half and 2nd half of Action Movie One Liners and talk about the kind of movie it could be from. (Ex: "Get off....Bet On Black!!")

54:00 - Jason brings another "BEARDED ONES BRACKET!" This week we ask, "Which of our Original Podcast Characters is our FAVORITE?"

Check out Evan's new Audiobook "The Chine: Her Minder: Book Two" HERE

Watch the trailer for "The Fanatic" HERE

And WATCH Evan's video series "Hoake's Corner" HERE

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00:00 - Intros & Evan finally gets a fangirl!! 

10:30 - We talk about our favorite announcement from D23 - 2019, "THE MANDALORIAN". And how we didn't get enough Carl Weathers and how the kids wished there was more Werner Herzog!

24:20 - We discuss the new "KENOBI" show and "What's Obi-Wan been doing all these years on Tatooine?" Mostly peeping on Aunt Beru.

34:20 - Evan talks about cleaning out a rental property that had gone to pot and why squatter Meth Heads would need own a printer? We learn that "METH IS FOR CLOSERS!!" Or maybe their writing a Meth Novel aka "One Long Sentence."

45:10 - Jason talks about the very civil ending of "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark". And that leads to a discussion of Horror Movies with bad endings.

56:30 - Jason brings another podcast game; "HOLIDAY EPISODES GAME: Labor Day Edition" We take shows that don't normally fall in the "Holiday Episode" trope and see what their show might be.

1:11:30 - Evan brings another edition of CUPID'S CORNER!! Horrible dating profiles that Evan's found.

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Twitter: @BeardedOnesPod

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We're back live!! Thanks for letting us take a week off, but we're excited to be back!

00:00 - Intros. 

06:30 - Evan brings up "The Boys" on Amazon, and how they attempt the impossible "Let me tell you about THIS GUY!!" Trope. Then Jason and Evan attempt to do it, it's hard. 

18:30 - In honor of the new Disney+ "Kenobi" TV show, Jason brings a game where we create NEW "Star Wars" TV shows. (Ex: A Horror show, starring Yoda, taking place before "Phantom Menace".)

40:30 - Evan talks about the Straight Pride Parade, and we act out what one of their meetings might be like. 

50:45 - Jason brings another game, "TWISTED ENDINGS"! Where we add a real movie twist to a movie that didn't have one. (Ex: Toy Story now has the twist of Iron Man 3.)

1:03:00 - Evan brings another version of "THE STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE GAME!" (Victorian Drama Edition) (Ex: This Autumn Steven Seagal stars in, "Sense The Daughters")

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Track Listing!

00 - Introductions

01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)

02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)

03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)

04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)

05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)

06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)

07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)

08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)

09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)

10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)

Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/

Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

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With Evan out of pocket this week, Jason and good buddy Jason Farr ("There It Is" podcast) discuss his 64-Team COMEDY DUO BRACKET. We talk about how and why certain duos made it in or out. We breakdown the interesting 1st Round match ups and then we jump ahead to his Elite 8, Final Four, and Overall Winner!

Find the bracket HERE and fill it out. Let Jason know who YOU picked @ThereItIsPod on twitter.

http://www.thereitispod.com/single-post/2018/05/17/May-Madness---Bracket-Episode

After that (1:02 min mark) we talk "Solo: A Star Wars Story" predictions! Then we have fun sharing out thoughts on "The Last Jedi". 

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ALSO! Please support TEDDY AND THE BASEMAN as they return to their podcast after a tough few months. Listen to their new episode HERE!

 

 

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Where we start with expressions of love to each other by exchanging gifts for Christmas. Then Evan shows his hatred for Jason by chastising him for negating all his verbal trickery from last week. THEN we talk about how stupid young people are for preferring the "Star Wars" Prequals to the Original Trilogy. THEN we talk "The Last Jedi" (Spoilers over at 45:13 mark)!!! After that we visit a cute little kitty who needs some love...and a GD face!! Chase No-Face is a miracle.

Then we get into the effects Bill "The Junk Man" Whaley has on DA LADEEZ... ok, well, one lady, Lori Bakker. Then we discuss the poor sucker who parkored right off the side of a 62 story building. THEN we close with a new game.... "In A Trailer!!!!" Where based on random actors and events, Jason and Evan must create a movie trailer.

See Chase No-Face Here!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a visit in the middle of the night from a cat who wants to head butt you but doesn't have A DAMN FACE!!!!

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Where we start with tales of pathetic attempts to "win her over....in spite of you" which brings us to a list of what Jason loves about our first 250 episodes! After that, Jason asks Evan,

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR" TRAILER?

THEN Evan regales us with tales of how even his dreams don't allow him to be cool.... then we talk about what would Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek film look like? Then Evan brings some audiobook outtakes and Jason brings some Thundercats outtakes!!!! Then we close with changing some classic Star Wars characters just enough to make them...well thankfully.. not seen in the movies.

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, uuuummmmm..... you're really cool.

Watch those "Thundercats" Outtakes HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftU5GfORvH8

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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!!

We open with Jason's new HORROR SOUND FX! They're scary, but in a very different way.

Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, "The Final Girls" which leads to, "What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into.

We talk about how Stephen King's can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King's..."TOAST!". 

We continue with another round of "EV-BAN LEGENDS!!" (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris)

Evan brings a game called, "Mu-Ha-Ha-WHO?" Where Jason has to guess the celebrity based on their "Mu-Haha!"

And Finally

Jason brings a spin to our classic game, "Would You Fuck It?" called, "Would You FEAR It?" (And we create the monstrosity that is Half BLOB Half MATLOCK....BLOB-LOCK!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where we have our first official Bearded Ones/Teddy and the Bassman Crossover!!!! We start with a discussion of dialogue and how hard it is to make the cheessiest lines sound dramatic, that segues into a discussion about bad lines in good movies, after that we go back to the never-ending well that is The Bean-Boozled Jelly Bean Challenge and expose Teddy and the Bassman to the wonders of awful food (The english one probably already knows what that's like...BURN). Then we play two patented Bearded Ones games...

"Is It Stalking?" AND "Would You F*ck It?!"

 

Check out PART 2 of this crossover on Teddy and the Bassman (when they post it, we beat them to the punch a little, or just listen to them in general as you should be doing!) Here

 

Nominate us for the Podcast Awards Here (nominations over July 31st..PLEASE )

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you'll get the boozled.

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