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Where with friend and special guest Shane Willimon, we talk Evan's new/old washing machine and his (yet another) awkward attempt at flirtation. After that, we play a new game called Actor Lifeline, where we are given a situation and an actor to help and we choose which character that actor played would best help us. THEN, we get into Bandersnatch, watch some BIG trailers..as in Foot, play another new game where we assume what classy booklets would come with maybe not so classy restaurants and we close with a new bracket: This time, in Shanes honor, we decide Which Classic TV Character Would Make the Best President!!

 

Check out Redlettermedias' review of Suburban Sasquatch (Not Bigfoot Evan..ya tool) here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen you will become an urban legend that gets several crappy movies made about you

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Where we start with literally the biggest news the show has literally ever had. Jason Underwood...asked his girlfriend..where she got her hat!!! Oh, then they got engaged. After that, Evan regales you with tales of being a not-so-great Best Man. Then we talk about how you really gotta plan ahead when you're gonna shave your head... AND Evan talks about seeing an awesome burlesque/vaudeville show in Asheville N.C.! After that, we realizes ladies of the night can also be ladies of the forest.

Jason brings a new game called "Lose Your Senses", based on the current crop of movies ("A Quiet Place", "Bird Box") where they take a sense away from you. We close with a revelation about a certain wild west video game (RDR2) and a certain sheriff who has the brain of a baby.

P.S.-Kids! Jason got engaged! Still can't listen!!

Get Evans newest audio book, Enemy of my Enemy here

See Evans awful hair mistake and skirt vonneget below-

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Where we start with Jason's Rap... Jason brought his own "Everyday Bro"-Style rap and kills it!! THEN, Evan talks about the pub crawl he went on, we talk about THE ASIAN PROM DRESS controversy, Jason brings us a video of an English woman who swears she had an affair with a ghost...she swears it wasn't her fiances' brother...swears.... And Evan tells another story from his sordid past.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your future partners will fall in love with "ghosts".

Listen to what true love with a ghost sounds like HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sWDCz5v1Vg

Donate to Trev here

Send your own raps to us at beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

Check out Teddys book Herminder that Evan Narrates here

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Where we start with expressions of love to each other by exchanging gifts for Christmas. Then Evan shows his hatred for Jason by chastising him for negating all his verbal trickery from last week. THEN we talk about how stupid young people are for preferring the "Star Wars" Prequals to the Original Trilogy. THEN we talk "The Last Jedi" (Spoilers over at 45:13 mark)!!! After that we visit a cute little kitty who needs some love...and a GD face!! Chase No-Face is a miracle.

Then we get into the effects Bill "The Junk Man" Whaley has on DA LADEEZ... ok, well, one lady, Lori Bakker. Then we discuss the poor sucker who parkored right off the side of a 62 story building. THEN we close with a new game.... "In A Trailer!!!!" Where based on random actors and events, Jason and Evan must create a movie trailer.

See Chase No-Face Here!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a visit in the middle of the night from a cat who wants to head butt you but doesn't have A DAMN FACE!!!!

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Where we start with tales of pathetic attempts to "win her over....in spite of you" which brings us to a list of what Jason loves about our first 250 episodes! After that, Jason asks Evan,

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR" TRAILER?

THEN Evan regales us with tales of how even his dreams don't allow him to be cool.... then we talk about what would Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek film look like? Then Evan brings some audiobook outtakes and Jason brings some Thundercats outtakes!!!! Then we close with changing some classic Star Wars characters just enough to make them...well thankfully.. not seen in the movies.

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, uuuummmmm..... you're really cool.

Watch those "Thundercats" Outtakes HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftU5GfORvH8

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Where we start with Part 1 of Jason's tales of Hawaii!!!! Then we have another TASTE TEST when he brings in some authentic Hawaiian snacks like... Pineapple Pretzels ...Spam Flavored Macadamia Nuts ...Sea Weed??...Why Hawaii...God why...

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After that, Evan gives us his OWN Part 2, namely what happened in the weird "Pulp Fiction-esque" follow-up with the girl who stood him up. THEN Evan brings some more childhood writings and other items and we close with a video showing either a guy realizing he just got caught for murder or the best actor in a generation...or both.....

P.S. - Kids...if you listen..... we will open that dumpster by god.

 

 

See the killer/actor video here!

 

(Stay tuned after the end song for two bonus outtakes!!!! Just like the Marvel end credit scenes!!!)

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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People's Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in "Comedy" and/or "People's Choice"). We shoutout "Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social" for the support and the "Nerdbliss Podcast" for having Evan on their show. THEN we start with an intervention..... one of us (Evan) just needs to stop. ("Hey There".)

After that, Jason asks Evan what would make the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice.

Evan gives us PART 2 of the douche online who just wants to be told he's pretty, and Jason learns us about keeping your husbands podded at the mall.

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will not acknowledge that we ever did anything wrong but still pathetically beg you not to talk about what we did. Like a tool.

 

Check out Evans appearance on The Nerdbliss Podcast Here

 

Vote for us through the 31st via The People's Choice Podcast Awards here

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Where we start with a "handy" realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself.... and has the tapes to prove it.

After that Evan tells the story of a man (him) who wants love...well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love..... or just forgot about a date. (he got stood up)

THEN we talk about the big directorial shakeup in the "HAN SOLO" movie and what would happen if George Lucas took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out... Jason brings another QUIZ and asks Evan:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "BLACK PANTHER" TRAILER?

Another round of Evan vs customer service...and we play a round of WHAT IF!?!. It's just like the comic books, but unpublishable.

 

Go to the Podcast Awards website here

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Stood!!!!

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Where we start with Jason's latest vocal appearance in the Youtube series Screaming Soup!! Then we gift them some fantastic audio. After that, we play a game of Squad!! Then we ask why everyone;s doing this Top Ten Band lists (but one is fake) on Facebook?

Evan makes an ass of himself with some mechanics... THEN we conclude Jason's amazing serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT, DON'T LOOK BACK! [@43:15min mark]

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After that we play a round of President or Pornstar AND we close with Cupids Corner!!!

 

Watch Jason's latest episode of Screaming Soup Here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will be honest with you about how we don't give two f*cks what bands you've seen live.

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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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