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With Evan taking a break this week we have guests Joe Johnson & Nate Oulette from The Alchemy Comedy Theater, here in Greenville, S.C.

01:10 - Introductions

05:00 - We talk about our Halloweens and how sometimes it's a waste of money.

08:45 - We play some left over Halloween Games like, "WOULD YOU FEAR IT?" Where we randomly combine horror monsters with non-scary quirks and we ask the question, "WOULD YOU FEAR IT?" (EXAMPLE: Frankenstein but he smells like Pumpkin Spice and sounds like Forrest Gump.)

21:10 - We play another round of "WOULD THEY SURVIVE?" Where we take real-life dirt bags, put them in the universe of a horror movie and ask, simply, "WOULD THEY SURVIVE?" (EXAMPLE: Jeffrey Dahmer in the world of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre".)

36:05 - In honor of "The Mandalorian" debuting on Disney+, we make up NEW Star Wars shows for Disney+. (EXAMPLE: Medical Drama Starring Chewbacca, taking place BEFORE "Empire Strikes Back".)

52:30 - We talk through another Bearded Ones Bracket in honor of Veteran's Day. Bob Ross was a veteran, so was Captain Kangaroo, so why couldn't other veterans do it too? So this time we ask the question, "Which Pop Culture Veteran Would Make The Best Children's Education TV Host?"

Check out Alchemy Comedy Theater shows HERE!!

http://alchemycomedy.com/shows/

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Our last Halloween Episode this month!! With SPECIAL GUEST Miley!

02:20 - Intros

04:30 - ROAST OF DRACULA!! Special Guest Andrew Van of "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Podcast.

27:30 - Miley tells a Haunted Trail Story.

30:00 - Jason and Miley talk about "Candyman".

33:40 - Jason and Miley talk about their time at the 1st Annual Bigfoot Festival in Westminster S.C. 

42:50 - Evan talks about the ONLY WAY TO BEAT JASON in Friday the 13th!!

48:20 - Jason brings another round of "MOVIE SWAP: HORROR CREATURES EDITION" Where we swap the creatures in 2 horror movies and figure out what those movies would've been. (Example: Planet of the Apes & The Fly)

1:01:00 - Miley talks about the 1st scary movie she remembers seeing. And Evan breaks down "Nightmare On Elm St. Part 6" How it's an amazing idea, but has a tough execution. 

1:11:00 - We play a BONUS round of "MOVIE SWAP" with "The Ring" and "Critters".

1:14:20 - Jason brings another round of "HOLIDAY EPISODES: HALLOWEEN EDITION" Where we force TV shows that wouldn't normally have holday episodes onto them. (Example: Halloween Episode of 'This Is Us')

 

Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-fake-sports-real-shots/id1455223970

Background Music by: FesliyanStudios Background Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEuXiJ-d2YM

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We're starting our HALLOWEEN MONTH off with an episode full of our favorite Halloween moments because we want to get us and you into the Halloween mood!

00 - Episode Introduction

01 - (Ep. 194) Future Clown!! [2:35 minute mark]

02 - (Ep. 190) "Baconing" Podcast Game. (Melding horror and non-horror Kevin Bacon movies) [10:20]

03 - (Ep. 224) Is It Stalking? Podcast Game. (With Bryan Buckley & Jason Evans) [21:55]

04 - (Ep. 247) The Wonder Years: Buffalo Bill Edition [26:45]

05 - (Ep. 244) Campfire Story AKA "I'll Wash Up!" [30:05]

06 - (Ep. 262) Finding Your "Inner Bigfoot". [37:45]

07 - (Ep. 262) "You Leave Freddy Klagger Alone!!" [44:00]

08 - (Ep. 108) The Killing Sounds AKA Evan shits on Jason's Horror Movie ideas. [47:25]

09 - (Ep. 294) Would You Fear It? Podcast Game. (Pinhead in Burger King crown with personality of Michael McDonald) [52:35]

10 - (Ep. 314) "Buffalo Bill's Skin Suits" on QVC [59:23]

11 - (E. 267) Dracula's WiFi [1:08:50]

Next week we start out Halloween episodes. If you have something you want us to talk about send them to BeardedOnesPodcast@gmail.com

Happy Halloween!!

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Where we start with an exciting conversation about the big game! OK, it's at least more exciting then the game itself.... then we trade B-Day gifts (thanks for the creepy cd Feather) And we figure out that enthusiasm is good...but enthusiasm can go too far though..especially when you are a pilot in the Rebellion Alliance. ("HOW DEY DO DAT??")

After that, in celebration of Evan's birthday, we play a round of "Squad" where all people involved share Evans birthday!

After that, Evan tells of how he had an opportunity to really make an impression...and then squandered it by not even attempting to do an impression. We then see some monster scenarios based on the film Suburban Sasquatch and we meet a new character! He is a character that will annoy the sh*t out of you, but hey we know what we do well. Then Jason, in honor of Valentines Day, brings a new game to the table "Would They Steal Yo Girl?" Where we see if movie love can survive when a real fictional Don Juan is added to the mix and in further honor of V-Day, we close with another trip to Cupids Corner!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, one day you will date a person who swears they are funny. Swears.

 

See Jasons sketch here

See Jason Play Surgery Simulator here

 

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We bring another BEST OF EPISODE! We love these, this time we compiled all of our nerdy/geeky (AKA awesome) pop culture moments from the show! Get caught up and share these moments with your friends! Also click the links at the bottom to listen to our past Best Of episodes, thanks!

Introduction:

 

01 - (Ep: 59) – A Klingon’s Sloppy Seconds (3:45)

 

02 - (Ep: 69) – We Discover “Poochinski” (8:45)

 

03 - (Ep: 74) – Well, Then I’ll Kill Ya Kids! (12:35)

 

04 - (Ep: 76) – On This Episode of “Not Squatch” (15:25)

 

05 - (Ep: 87) – Aquaman’s Water Hand (19:10)

 

06 - (Ep: 87) – Their ONLY Weakness (24:45)

 

07 - (Ep: 106) – King Krypton (28:45)

 

08 - (Ep: 115) – Paying Respect to Leonard (36:00)                                           

 

09 - (Ep: 121) – A.B.D.S.M.A. (41:40)                                                                       

 

10 - (Ep: 134) – Gotta Save The Space Fish! (45:45)

 

Intro to Bonus Clips:

 

11 - (Ep: 11) – Porkins (49:15)

 

12 - (Ep: 39) – Bob Cain’s Last Creation: Fat Face! (54:30)

13 - (Ep:39) - "The Death Star Costs What?!" (58:10)

 

14 - (Ep: 51) - Justice League Gets Fired (62:10)


Listen to BEST OF: PART ONE - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: PART TWO - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: HALLOWEEN EDITION - HERE

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Where the return of missing Bearded One Jason Underwood brings tales of spooky, sunshiny houses, which segues into spooky, even scarier talk show hosts(how you durn), misogynist archeologists, surnames and what they REALLY mean, then we get into the section where Evan repeatedly tries to tell the awesome tale of the GREENVILLE COMIC-CON and Jason just won't let him do it(maybe he shouldn't have come back), but he does bring up the Squatch again, Fatzilla (thanks Amanda Fryer) and state fossils while we finish with the horror that is BLOODERFLIES!!! Plus so, so much more.

 
Not to mention our first ever contest!!!! You like ice cream? Doesnt everybody???!!!!
 
P.S.- Kids, your surname is Notoldenough. Don't listen!!

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