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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 1
 
Where we start with "What if Robin Williams died while filming 'Mrs. Doubtfire'?" Then we give the perfect Halloween gift.
Evan asks, "Why does the Grim Reaper have that scythe?" 
Then Jason shows a video of the creepiest/most delicious funeral...DEAD BODY CAKE??
Evan tells a story about how an old woman thought that her racist tract would help with his dead battery. Very Christian of her.
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Then Evan realized that Kevin Bacon was in many horror movies so he brings a new game called "Bacon'ing" Where we meld together two Kevin Bacon movies (one horror/one not) and create BRAND NEW movies. "Animal Tremors" sounds pretty amazing.
 
Jason challenges Evan's Horror acumen with another "Horror Movie Quiz" this one based only on Sound Effects. 
And finally we discuss those scenes from kids movies that are ACTUALLY scary. "Wizard of Oz", "Willy Wonka", "Gremlins", "Toy Story", etc.

Watch DEAD BODY CAKE clip HERE!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ghost Mrs. Doubtfire will try to reconnect with you!
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Where we start with a sigh... we lost it all....then we mock Rudy for a lil while. After that, Jason being inspired by the Toxic Avenger cartoon, we get into the concept of "What if other grizzly movies had their own kids shows counterparts?" "Seven: The Animated Series?" 

 
After that, we talk about how your dog loves you, but would totally eat your dick. Then Evan makes us feel better by reading a review of one of his audible books. We hear about what Rush thinks of Pokemon Go, we find out what happened to the McDonald's characters and then we close out with another session of Impression Babies!!!!
 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen you better watch your dog out the corner of your eye if you ever get your dick cut off. Just sayin'.
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Where we initiate the horror season with an unsolicited Burger King Black Burger review (not racist, it's literally black) and then some short movie reviews. That segues into Jason's new BRAND NEW horror movie clip game called, "I Will Play A Clip From A Horror Movie, And You Guess Which Horror Movie The Clip I Play Is From" (play along!!!) Evan and Jason then create a new musical based on a beloved horror classic (did we say beloved...we meant god-awful) and we close with the horror that is Jason's Live Journal! A post from October 31st, 2005!

P.S. - Happy Halloween you little f*ckers.
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Where we start with a heartfelt thank you to upstateisgreat.com for having Evan on the show, then we segue into stories of Spiderman balloons gone wrong, but oh so right, until you realize you're dating a balloon-man cheatin' ho!!!! Then we get into a long (and severely audio enhanced, sorry) section about Mr. Wes Craven and his contributions to cinema, which leads to a new horror icon and the horror on Tinder and it's ability to make you look like a fast food lovin' loser, we then close with another bracket!!! This time we ask the question, "Which no-good pop culture SLACKER would you rather room with?"

Listen to interviews from www.upstateisgreat.com HERE! We'll let you know when Evan's episode is up!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Evan will make sure his mic is unplugged for the entire middle portion of the show.
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Where we start with the horror that almost happened...sequels to the movie "Se7en." (called...."Ei8ht" "Nin9" and "10n"...yup.) Then we get into a sword, that will tase you bro. George Takei and The Governator have had enough of each other. We watch the infamous Wal-Mart Fight video. We talk about the unexplained/explained, Nessie dealing with fame, sexy fruit (its a "cumkwat"), communing with a bobcat(?) , porn games for Atari and Jason talks about his dirty video game.

P.S. - Kids if you listen...Nessie will tell you what a bitch life can be.
Watch the videos we discuss here:
Taser Sword
Wal-Mart fight
Cumkwat
Custers Revenge
X-Man
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Where with the help special guest Jason Bryant we get down on Frankensteins podcast, the ins and outs of bouncing, how anyone can pull off JLo 's look, the perils of local celebrity, how bullys just need their asses busted, more theatre disasters, how google hates chicks, and end with skeery movies and fake cats that hate you. Skeery.  


P.S. Kids need not apply

P.S.S You the man editor Todd!!!

P.S.S.S I have always depended on the kindness of Kryptonians
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