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Hey guys! We will be back next week with a brand new episode, but until then, enjoy some of our favorite past clips!!

00 - Introduction
 
01 - (Ep: 115) Return of CAPTAIN NICE! (Starts @ 2:15 mark)
 
02 - (Ep: 134) Jason is a "Badass" (8:00)
 
03 - (Ep: 150) Jason's Awful Short Story from 1994 (10:45)
 
04 - (Ep: 157) Science Fun with your Dead Beat Dad (20:20)
 
05 - (Ep: 158) Evan Gets Kidnapped (31:05)
 
06 - (Ep: 176) 9-11 Dogs are Assholes (37:00)
 
07 - (Ep: 176) Orson Welles Wine Commercial Outtakes (43:00)
 
08 - (Ep: 181) Rudy Sucks at Everything (50:45)
 
09 - (Ep: 183) "I Am...The Onion." (1:01:00)
 
10 - (Ep: 185) Squad Game: 'King of the Pool' (1:05:20)
 
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Where we start with an amazing array of people wishing Evan a Happy Birthday with their own unique impressions!! Thank you all so much! 

THEN, we get into a-holes at their kids basketball games and Jason reads us a peom from what we on the show like to call his "Dark Years"...and by dark years we mean that one time he tried to write a downer poem.

THEN, we close out with a game sent to us by Lucky Ten Thousand co-host and friend of the show, Carissa, where we, "Play Lyrics of a Famous Song Read by a Robot and Have To Guess The Song!" 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, that guy we talk about..... that's your Dad.

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Where we start with a rehash of Clemson's College Football Championship WIN...go Barclay!!! THEN we get into how you should never cast bi-polar people for a commercial showing your bi-polar medication helping those with bi-polar disorder.

Then we explore Matlock and see a rougher, more noir side of him. 

 

After that, Jason and Evan play a Meme game AND we close out with an examination of "Star Trek" the series vs "Star Trek" the comics and meet the new captain..Liverpool Shatner!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Dabo Swinney will bark and run off with your ball in his mouth.

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Where we start the NEW YEAR by doing something new and talk about Sports! Jason even predicts the winner of the College Football Championship game! (Hint Hint: Clemson) Then we realize football has a dark side...in your backside...

 

Then we get into Mark Hammill and his puppet, play another round of "SQUAD" (Evan randomly picks his Squad, then has to assign them into different scenarios). Evan brings in another insane dating profile and Jason closes out his 3rd Telephone-style written story from 1998! 

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... we have a football camp we will take you to.

 

Check out Singing in the Woods by 3rd Burrough Here

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Where we start with a sigh... we lost it all....then we mock Rudy for a lil while. After that, Jason being inspired by the Toxic Avenger cartoon, we get into the concept of "What if other grizzly movies had their own kids shows counterparts?" "Seven: The Animated Series?" 

 
After that, we talk about how your dog loves you, but would totally eat your dick. Then Evan makes us feel better by reading a review of one of his audible books. We hear about what Rush thinks of Pokemon Go, we find out what happened to the McDonald's characters and then we close out with another session of Impression Babies!!!!
 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen you better watch your dog out the corner of your eye if you ever get your dick cut off. Just sayin'.
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Where we start with our July 4ths AND a recap of the improv show we hadn't done yet at the time this was recorded (But we have now and yep, pretty much the way it went). THEN we get into Jason Pierre Pauls hand leading to unorthodox NFL practice methods, Faces of Death, Wrestling and a verbal show-down between crowd favorites Long Sid and Lighting War Bringer!!! Then we take a Do You Know It Quiz about the new Star Trek trailer and we close with an in-depth look at the movie Lucy.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Long Sid and Lightning War Bringer will spew non-sequiters at you.
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Where we start with pointless unoriginal bitchin 'bout baseball, then we get into "Captain America: CIVIL WAR" and the eternal question...has Cap gotten laid??

 
THEN we dig on 20-year-old Jason's journal, and get thoughts including...dark (if by dark you mean...not dark) poetry, a new sport he invented called Holecky (...Don't ask) and a horror movie idea to end all horror movie ideas (cause no one will make them after it) "Jo Mama"!!!
 
P.S. - Hey kids...listen and...you might conjure...The Jo Mama!
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Time for another BEST OF!!
We have athletes, musicians, Hitler. Plus "Impression Babies" is a game where we challenge each other to do 2 celebrity impressions at the same time! Enjoy!!

Track List:


01 - (Ep: 71) Peyton Manning Loves His Center (2:00) 
02 - (Ep: 84) Robin Thicke Really Wants Paula Back (4:20) 
03 - (Ep: 93) Impression Babies Game: Part 1 (24:15)
04 - (Ep: 108) Swaggy-P's Shoe Bodyguard (31:35) 
05 - (Ep: 124) Impression Babies Game: Part 2 (37:45) 
06 - (Ep: 140) Hitler's Shitty Ideas (44:15) 
07 - (Ep: 149) Tommy Bowden Is Too Laid Back (54:30) 
08 - (Ep: 150) Louie Anderson is "Gettin' In The Tub!"  (59:10) 
09 - (Ep: 152)  Gary Busey in "GingerDEAD Man"  (1:06:05
 
 
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Where we start by noticing that we are on PodBean's Popular Comedy List!! Then we talk about the Super Bowl, how gay Chick-Fil-A must actually be (since anti-gay politicians keep getting caught)

We revisit Jason and Evan's experiences from the 24 Hour Play Festival, then read a list of coming out scenarios that didn't go quite as expected.
 
We chat Super Bowl commercials and de fuhrer's new plan for Puppy-Monkey-Baby, and the stink over that Doritos commercial.
 
We close out with a new bracket, where we ask the question, "Which Super Hero Would Make the Best Improviser?" and BONUS we have audio clips from the 24 Hour Play Festival!!!

 
P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you'll lose your sense of humor and get bent out of shape over a frikin Doritos commercial.
 
Read the coming out article HERE:
 
 
Watch Puppy-Monkey-Baby commercial HERE:
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Where we start with a reminder about our ongoing Bearded Ones Fan-Girl Contest!!!

Email your submissions for the fan-girl rants to: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
Then we get into Kitchen Science AND the science of deadbeat dads, Cinnamon and her honest powerball shamelessness, Star Trek and Riker saving the day...(ahem) ratings. Plus the worst line of dialogue in a great episode, and we go over the original Star Trek pilot,
 
THEN we get into less, well, good things and talk "Santa's Little Helper" and the baddest split personality wrestling team ever, then Evan professes.....something.....for Rose Mciver, and we finish off with what every good citizen needs to do when meeting a new species and being the representation of man meeting alien...beat the sh*t out of it with sticks. 

Check out Evans audible titles here:
 
 
Here's the alien article:
 
 
Don't forget to email us your audio/video for your Fan-Girl freakout to The Bearded Ones Hypothetical split to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will tell a redneck that you're an alien. Sticks to the head kids, sticks to the head.
 
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