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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with an amazing array of people wishing Evan a Happy Birthday with their own unique impressions!! Thank you all so much! 

THEN, we get into a-holes at their kids basketball games and Jason reads us a peom from what we on the show like to call his "Dark Years"...and by dark years we mean that one time he tried to write a downer poem.

THEN, we close out with a game sent to us by Lucky Ten Thousand co-host and friend of the show, Carissa, where we, "Play Lyrics of a Famous Song Read by a Robot and Have To Guess The Song!" 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, that guy we talk about..... that's your Dad.

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Where we start with a rehash of Clemson's College Football Championship WIN...go Barclay!!! THEN we get into how you should never cast bi-polar people for a commercial showing your bi-polar medication helping those with bi-polar disorder.

Then we explore Matlock and see a rougher, more noir side of him. 

 

After that, Jason and Evan play a Meme game AND we close out with an examination of "Star Trek" the series vs "Star Trek" the comics and meet the new captain..Liverpool Shatner!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Dabo Swinney will bark and run off with your ball in his mouth.

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Where we start with the last reminder about being nominated for anything (Best of the Upstate), then we catch up with a soberer Orson Welles, then we go on a bit of a Star Trek side...Trek... and we visit with Stuart Deep Space Nine once again!!!

 
After that, Jason brings a NEW QUIZ to the table about CELEBRITY DEATHS!!
 
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While playing this quiz we get to hear the strangest action one-liners ever from "Showdown in Little Tokyo".
 
Then Evan regales us with tales of forced happiness at the DMV and Jason and Evan argue about whether a Japanese wine bath would really get you drunk. 
 
We close with a tale of middle management gone crazy...and that middle manager was once Scarface!
You can vote in Best of the Upstate, through the 19th, here!!

P.S. - Kids, you got one day left to vote!
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Where we start with Jason Underwood..."Lumberjack Cop!" Then we talk Bye-Bye Coffins: Organic Burial Pods and how Granny will live on in tree form. Evan surprises Jason with our ALL NEW far-too-small bumper stickers, and Jason brings new games to the table in honor of our guest Heidi Cox and her web-show "Stalking LeVar".

Game 1) "Which LeVar?" The LeVar Burton Quote Game.
Game 2) "Is It Stalking?" Jason presents a scenario and Evan must determine if IS or ISN'T stalking.
 
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Then we realize that sometimes, a certain gift from that special someone says those three little words we all want to hear: "Hey... F*ck You."

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Then Evan has a one on one interview with the aforementioned Heidi Cox and we talk California, "Stalking LeVar", Penn Jillette, plus so much more!!

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P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Christmas will be real disappointing this year, but you will still be able to get some coffee and maybe a pack of cigs.
 
Here's the link to Heidi's article, we encourage everyone to read it:
 
 
 
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Where we start with shout outs to podcasts Krillin It with Dani Fernandez and The EMA Hip-Hop podcast!! Then we get into health... well, fictional character health, but health all the same, then we hear a surprise fan-girl entry, and talk about the "Star Trek" animated series, and how Jason had no idea it existed.

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Then we play a NEW game where we pit Superheroes against Super-Beasts! (aka: deadly animals bestowed with randomly selected powers) For example: "Would The Flash win against Professor-X-Hippo?" We discuss that and more!
AND finally we once again show off our AMAZING singing with the classic... Hypothetical Movie-Musical Guessing Game!!!

Then we get to talk to the supremely charming star of The Lion King On Broadway and the film "Race" (in theatres now), Chantel Riley!!!!!
 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen... Scoob and the gang get it.

Listen to Krillin It HERE!!
http://krillinit.libsyn.com/

Listen to EMA HERE!!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/excusemyadlib/id952099420?mt=2&ls=1

Follow Chantel on twitter HERE!!
 

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Where we start with a reminder about our ongoing Bearded Ones Fan-Girl Contest!!!

Email your submissions for the fan-girl rants to: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
Then we get into Kitchen Science AND the science of deadbeat dads, Cinnamon and her honest powerball shamelessness, Star Trek and Riker saving the day...(ahem) ratings. Plus the worst line of dialogue in a great episode, and we go over the original Star Trek pilot,
 
THEN we get into less, well, good things and talk "Santa's Little Helper" and the baddest split personality wrestling team ever, then Evan professes.....something.....for Rose Mciver, and we finish off with what every good citizen needs to do when meeting a new species and being the representation of man meeting alien...beat the sh*t out of it with sticks. 

Check out Evans audible titles here:
 
 
Here's the alien article:
 
 
Don't forget to email us your audio/video for your Fan-Girl freakout to The Bearded Ones Hypothetical split to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will tell a redneck that you're an alien. Sticks to the head kids, sticks to the head.
 
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Episode 150!!
Where we start with a plug for Evans first audio-book, "The First Door", then we review the end of The Beard "Wars" with Salty Language Podcast. Clemson football being #1 in the country leads to us hearing a really, really honest football heckler. And because of the holidays Evan and Jason try to come up with a "Reverse Parent Trap" movie about kids trying to split up their parents so they can get 2 Christmases.

Then Jason reads a brilliant (terrible) story he wrote back in his early teens. After that, Evan goes over another Ren. Faire Adventure which leads to how certain people talk to kids and, well, just...just don't do it....

We then close out the show with medieval torture devices that leads us to a NEW GAME SHOW hosted by Louie Anderson and finally Jason tricks Evan into making one of the biggest geek mistakes with Star Wars Mad Libs, featuring Emperor Palpys audio diary!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we've got a great game show for ya!!!

Check out Evans Audiobook HERE!!
Check out Salty Language Podcast HERE!!
http://www.saltylanguage.com/
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It's time for another BEST OF episode. We hope you enjoy these clips from our past shows!

01 - (Ep: 61) We Discover the "Captain Nice" TV Show (2:25)
02 - (Ep: 66) John Paul's Bull Story (7:20)
03 - (Ep: 70) Diagnosis - Lettuce Nose (14:40)
04 - (Ep: 84) "Capt. Pike" Movie Trailer (19:35)
05 - (Ep: 89) Biker Nicknames (22:20)
06 - (Ep: 92) Mark Gormley...Really? (25:15)
07 - (Ep: 99) Jason's Depressed Freestyle (27:20)
08 - (Ep: 106) Jason's Journal from 1994 (31:45)
09 - (Ep: 107) Evan's Anime Date Story (49:15)
10 - (Ep: 108) Mark Hamill in "The Horse Twin" (58:45)
11 - (Ep: 117) Evan's Acting Class (64:40)
12 - (Ep: 117) Twisted Ranch (69:35)
13 - (Ep: 124) A "Comely" Lass (73:45)


Listen to Evan's episode (#46) of Stories of the Upstate Podcast HERE!
http://www.upstateisgreat.com/
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We bring another BEST OF EPISODE! We love these, this time we compiled all of our nerdy/geeky (AKA awesome) pop culture moments from the show! Get caught up and share these moments with your friends! Also click the links at the bottom to listen to our past Best Of episodes, thanks!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 59) – A Klingon’s Sloppy Seconds (3:45)

02 - (Ep: 69) – We Discover “Poochinski” (8:45)

03 - (Ep: 74) – Well, Then I’ll Kill Ya Kids! (12:35)

04 - (Ep: 76) – On This Episode of “Not Squatch” (15:25)

05 - (Ep: 87) – Aquaman’s Water Hand (19:10)

06 - (Ep: 87) – Their ONLY Weakness (24:45)

07 - (Ep: 106) – King Krypton (28:45)

08 - (Ep: 115) – Paying Respect to Leonard (36:00)                                           

09 - (Ep: 121) – A.B.D.S.M.A. (41:40)                                                                       

10 - (Ep: 134) – Gotta Save The Space Fish! (45:45)

Intro to Bonus Clips:

11 - (Ep: 11) – Porkins (49:15)

12 - (Ep: 39) – Bob Cain’s Last Creation: Fat Face! (54:30)

13 - (Ep:39) - "The Death Star Costs What?!" (58:10)

14 - (Ep: 51) - Justice League Gets Fired (62:10)


Listen to BEST OF: PART ONE - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: PART TWO - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: HALLOWEEN EDITION - HERE
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