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We have improviser Nate Oulette back with us again!

00:45 - Introductions

02:45 - Jason & Nate talk non-spoiler talk of The Mandalorian.

04:00 - Jason, Nate & "Fiance' of the Show" Miley give their answers for "Fav. Line/Fav. Character/Fav. Fight/ETC..." for the 1st two episodes of "The Mandalorian". Spoiler talk ends at (40:40)

43:15 - We play a game called "PITCH THE SHOW: MCU EDITION" Where Nate randomly picks MCU characters that are not yet slated for a DISNEY+ TV show, and we put them together and Pitch that show. (Example: Pepper Potts & Talos)

56:00 - Another BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! This week we ask, "Which Pop Culture BOUNTY HUNTER Would Be the BEST at Helping YOU find "YOURSELF"?"

You can find out about future shows at the Alchemy Comedy Theater HERE!!

http://alchemycomedy.com/shows/

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With Evan taking a break this week we have guests Joe Johnson & Nate Oulette from The Alchemy Comedy Theater, here in Greenville, S.C.

01:10 - Introductions

05:00 - We talk about our Halloweens and how sometimes it's a waste of money.

08:45 - We play some left over Halloween Games like, "WOULD YOU FEAR IT?" Where we randomly combine horror monsters with non-scary quirks and we ask the question, "WOULD YOU FEAR IT?" (EXAMPLE: Frankenstein but he smells like Pumpkin Spice and sounds like Forrest Gump.)

21:10 - We play another round of "WOULD THEY SURVIVE?" Where we take real-life dirt bags, put them in the universe of a horror movie and ask, simply, "WOULD THEY SURVIVE?" (EXAMPLE: Jeffrey Dahmer in the world of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre".)

36:05 - In honor of "The Mandalorian" debuting on Disney+, we make up NEW Star Wars shows for Disney+. (EXAMPLE: Medical Drama Starring Chewbacca, taking place BEFORE "Empire Strikes Back".)

52:30 - We talk through another Bearded Ones Bracket in honor of Veteran's Day. Bob Ross was a veteran, so was Captain Kangaroo, so why couldn't other veterans do it too? So this time we ask the question, "Which Pop Culture Veteran Would Make The Best Children's Education TV Host?"

Check out Alchemy Comedy Theater shows HERE!!

http://alchemycomedy.com/shows/

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00:00 - Intros & Evan finally gets a fangirl!! 

10:30 - We talk about our favorite announcement from D23 - 2019, "THE MANDALORIAN". And how we didn't get enough Carl Weathers and how the kids wished there was more Werner Herzog!

24:20 - We discuss the new "KENOBI" show and "What's Obi-Wan been doing all these years on Tatooine?" Mostly peeping on Aunt Beru.

34:20 - Evan talks about cleaning out a rental property that had gone to pot and why squatter Meth Heads would need own a printer? We learn that "METH IS FOR CLOSERS!!" Or maybe their writing a Meth Novel aka "One Long Sentence."

45:10 - Jason talks about the very civil ending of "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark". And that leads to a discussion of Horror Movies with bad endings.

56:30 - Jason brings another podcast game; "HOLIDAY EPISODES GAME: Labor Day Edition" We take shows that don't normally fall in the "Holiday Episode" trope and see what their show might be.

1:11:30 - Evan brings another edition of CUPID'S CORNER!! Horrible dating profiles that Evan's found.

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Twitter: @BeardedOnesPod

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We're back live!! Thanks for letting us take a week off, but we're excited to be back!

00:00 - Intros. 

06:30 - Evan brings up "The Boys" on Amazon, and how they attempt the impossible "Let me tell you about THIS GUY!!" Trope. Then Jason and Evan attempt to do it, it's hard. 

18:30 - In honor of the new Disney+ "Kenobi" TV show, Jason brings a game where we create NEW "Star Wars" TV shows. (Ex: A Horror show, starring Yoda, taking place before "Phantom Menace".)

40:30 - Evan talks about the Straight Pride Parade, and we act out what one of their meetings might be like. 

50:45 - Jason brings another game, "TWISTED ENDINGS"! Where we add a real movie twist to a movie that didn't have one. (Ex: Toy Story now has the twist of Iron Man 3.)

1:03:00 - Evan brings another version of "THE STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE GAME!" (Victorian Drama Edition) (Ex: This Autumn Steven Seagal stars in, "Sense The Daughters")

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Track Listing!

00 - Introductions

01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)

02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)

03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)

04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)

05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)

06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)

07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)

08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)

09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)

10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)

Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/

Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

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00:00 - Intro

02:10 - Evan talks about his experience watching "Noises Off" and how he's afraid a rogue fart was blamed on him. Plus we talk about other odd theatre experiences.

11:25 - NEW GAME Jason brings a new game called, "Traveling in Style". Inspired by a Star Wars themed cruise, what if we replaced the "Theme" and the "Mode of Transportation" and see what kind of trip would that be? (Example: A 6 Day/7 Night "Lord of the Rings" inspired Helicopter Trip!)

32:30 - Evan points out something weird about Thor in "Avengers: Age of Ultron".

38:50 - NEW GAME Jason brings another new game called, "MacGuffin Prequel Game". Inspired by how they make a WHOLE NEW Prequel movie about the MacGuffin of A New Hope. Why not do that with other movie MacGuffins? (Example: A prequel movie all about the rug from the Big Lebowski!)

59:30 - Evan notices that a lot of the Darths are named after words that start with "IN-"; "INvader", "INsideous", etc. So what are some BRAND NEW Darths based on "IN-" words? 

1:15:00 - WEIRD NEWS! Jason brings a story about a Florida Man who tries to take over a town with his army of turtles!

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00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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Hey guys, this episode is packed, enjoy it!

0:43 - INTRO

2:00 - Evan hates the new "PENNYWORTH" prequel show.

6:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #1 (Energy Drink made by Gary Busey; from episode 318)

10:25 - Evan's dream about Jeff Goldbloom.

12:00 - We talk about new "Child's Play" trailer.

16:05 - Remembering Peter Mayhew. Jason & Evan talk about their TOP 5 CHEWBACCA MOMENTS

35:45 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #2

37:00 - Evan brings another set of "Creepy Texts from Guys" he found online.

47:20 - We play another round of "THE BUTLER DID IT, AND THEY WERE BADASS." game. Based on "Pennyworth" what if OTHER maids and butlers had a prequel tv show of their younger days. (This round Lurch, Delbert Grady, & Octavia Spencer from "The Help"?)

1:11:10 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #3

1:12:00 - We talk about the "Ash VS Evil Dead" Demon-Baby scene.

1:18:05 - We talk about how "Walking Dead" is so depressing and it needs some fun interjected into it. Like an improv troupe. And then we spend the rest of the episode doing that because it was really fun. (with the help of TableTopAudio.com, use them and donate!)

1:32:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #4

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R.I.P. Peter we love and miss you.

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Where we start with a PROFOUND regret...which of course... we find humor in. THEN we move on to Jasons' mic mistake at our last show. Somehow..that leads to The Avengers hanging out in a bathroom looking at hunting magazines.... THEN we talk the new Star Wars trailer which leads to a revelation about how you become a shock trooper..and it's not nearly as involved as you think....which also leads to another revelation..Palpatine wasn't that bad of a guy. And he has an ancestry account.... After that, we realize that even though we need bees..they feed on our tears....OUR TEARS....and we close with a game double whammy..The Steven Segal Movie Game and Amuse Me-Star Wars edition!!!!

 

Watch the Eye Bee Video here

 

Check out and help with the Ultimutt Mutt Run here!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... ah go ahead and listen...also FB friend request us and get Profoundly!!!

 

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Where we start with a shout out to Actress, Yoga Guru Regan Talleh!!! THEN we start the show proper with talk opening night mishaps, which leads to a production like you've never seen.... because you literally can't. THEN we talk Empire fashion, we shout out former guest Andrew Van's new podcast "False Start", talk bad cast parties, Jason has been obsessed with Marvel/DC counterpart characters so we play a game called "Comicbook Counterpart Characters" where we come up with more.

Evan talks about how even when you try to lose weight, when someone sees your stocky ass digging for food in your car NEVER looks good, We discover that Buffalo Bill has a side business all about body suits and we because Disney released more information about Galaxy's Edge we close with another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create new Star Wars amusement park rides!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a hobo will ruin your vacation..or enhance it....

 

Check out Regan Talleh for your Yoga needs by emailing her @ Funnygirlyoga@gmail.com

 

Check out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here 

 

Check out the body suit video here

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