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Track Listing!

00 - Introductions

01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)

02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)

03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)

04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)

05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)

06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)

07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)

08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)

09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)

10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)

Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/

Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

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00:00 - Intro

02:10 - Evan talks about his experience watching "Noises Off" and how he's afraid a rogue fart was blamed on him. Plus we talk about other odd theatre experiences.

11:25 - NEW GAME Jason brings a new game called, "Traveling in Style". Inspired by a Star Wars themed cruise, what if we replaced the "Theme" and the "Mode of Transportation" and see what kind of trip would that be? (Example: A 6 Day/7 Night "Lord of the Rings" inspired Helicopter Trip!)

32:30 - Evan points out something weird about Thor in "Avengers: Age of Ultron".

38:50 - NEW GAME Jason brings another new game called, "MacGuffin Prequel Game". Inspired by how they make a WHOLE NEW Prequel movie about the MacGuffin of A New Hope. Why not do that with other movie MacGuffins? (Example: A prequel movie all about the rug from the Big Lebowski!)

59:30 - Evan notices that a lot of the Darths are named after words that start with "IN-"; "INvader", "INsideous", etc. So what are some BRAND NEW Darths based on "IN-" words? 

1:15:00 - WEIRD NEWS! Jason brings a story about a Florida Man who tries to take over a town with his army of turtles!

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00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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Hey guys, this episode is packed, enjoy it!

0:43 - INTRO

2:00 - Evan hates the new "PENNYWORTH" prequel show.

6:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #1 (Energy Drink made by Gary Busey; from episode 318)

10:25 - Evan's dream about Jeff Goldbloom.

12:00 - We talk about new "Child's Play" trailer.

16:05 - Remembering Peter Mayhew. Jason & Evan talk about their TOP 5 CHEWBACCA MOMENTS

35:45 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #2

37:00 - Evan brings another set of "Creepy Texts from Guys" he found online.

47:20 - We play another round of "THE BUTLER DID IT, AND THEY WERE BADASS." game. Based on "Pennyworth" what if OTHER maids and butlers had a prequel tv show of their younger days. (This round Lurch, Delbert Grady, & Octavia Spencer from "The Help"?)

1:11:10 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #3

1:12:00 - We talk about the "Ash VS Evil Dead" Demon-Baby scene.

1:18:05 - We talk about how "Walking Dead" is so depressing and it needs some fun interjected into it. Like an improv troupe. And then we spend the rest of the episode doing that because it was really fun. (with the help of TableTopAudio.com, use them and donate!)

1:32:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #4

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R.I.P. Peter we love and miss you.

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Where we start with a PROFOUND regret...which of course... we find humor in. THEN we move on to Jasons' mic mistake at our last show. Somehow..that leads to The Avengers hanging out in a bathroom looking at hunting magazines.... THEN we talk the new Star Wars trailer which leads to a revelation about how you become a shock trooper..and it's not nearly as involved as you think....which also leads to another revelation..Palpatine wasn't that bad of a guy. And he has an ancestry account.... After that, we realize that even though we need bees..they feed on our tears....OUR TEARS....and we close with a game double whammy..The Steven Segal Movie Game and Amuse Me-Star Wars edition!!!!

 

Watch the Eye Bee Video here

 

Check out and help with the Ultimutt Mutt Run here!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... ah go ahead and listen...also FB friend request us and get Profoundly!!!

 

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Where we start with a shout out to Actress, Yoga Guru Regan Talleh!!! THEN we start the show proper with talk opening night mishaps, which leads to a production like you've never seen.... because you literally can't. THEN we talk Empire fashion, we shout out former guest Andrew Van's new podcast "False Start", talk bad cast parties, Jason has been obsessed with Marvel/DC counterpart characters so we play a game called "Comicbook Counterpart Characters" where we come up with more.

Evan talks about how even when you try to lose weight, when someone sees your stocky ass digging for food in your car NEVER looks good, We discover that Buffalo Bill has a side business all about body suits and we because Disney released more information about Galaxy's Edge we close with another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create new Star Wars amusement park rides!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a hobo will ruin your vacation..or enhance it....

 

Check out Regan Talleh for your Yoga needs by emailing her @ Funnygirlyoga@gmail.com

 

Check out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here 

 

Check out the body suit video here

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Where we start with an exciting conversation about the big game! OK, it's at least more exciting then the game itself.... then we trade B-Day gifts (thanks for the creepy cd Feather) And we figure out that enthusiasm is good...but enthusiasm can go too far though..especially when you are a pilot in the Rebellion Alliance. ("HOW DEY DO DAT??")

After that, in celebration of Evan's birthday, we play a round of "Squad" where all people involved share Evans birthday!

After that, Evan tells of how he had an opportunity to really make an impression...and then squandered it by not even attempting to do an impression. We then see some monster scenarios based on the film Suburban Sasquatch and we meet a new character! He is a character that will annoy the sh*t out of you, but hey we know what we do well. Then Jason, in honor of Valentines Day, brings a new game to the table "Would They Steal Yo Girl?" Where we see if movie love can survive when a real fictional Don Juan is added to the mix and in further honor of V-Day, we close with another trip to Cupids Corner!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, one day you will date a person who swears they are funny. Swears.

 

See Jasons sketch here

See Jason Play Surgery Simulator here

 

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00:30 - We talk about the "blizzard" that hit the southeast.

4:22 - We talk about how excited we are about the Avengers: End Game trailer

10:30 - We talk about the Brightburn trailer.

13:20 - We play another round of "Twisted Endings" where we take a classic movie twist ending and add it to a movie that doesn't have one. 

41:00 - We discuss the movie "Saving Christmas" starring Kirk Cameron. 

52:00 - Evan shows me David Tennant's segment on a British talk show.

58:30 - We close, in honor of Galaxy's Edge, and play another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create amusement park rides based on classic moments from Star Wars. 

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You can watch the trailer for "Saving Christmas" HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5-yA66kaVc

You can watch David Tenannt HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrezWX1YC0c 

 

 

 

 

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Where we start...or try to start... Episode 301 Ya'll..can't believe it.... with a new game called "Holiday Episodes", we find the Thanksgiving Day episodes of different TV dramas, THEN we get into a certain lazy orange cat gettin real yo!! After that, we hear about the ultimate way to sell an SUV, we talk the origins of "Dongzo The Clown", we hear clips from the most chaotic nature show ever, we play another round of "Amuse Me: Star Wars Galaxy's Edge" EDITION, where we create NEW Star Wars inspired amusement park rides! And we close with another round of Evan's game, "Would You F*ck It!!!!?" 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...Garfield will get real with you..yo.

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Where we start with some truth...and an accusation...BROTHER!! THEN, Jason brings another old "Star Wars" comic from 1977 and we discover that sometimes...even in sci-fi...a little restraint goes a long way. Then, Evan embarrasses himself yet again via the dating sites.... sigh..... then after that we play another round of "Pitch That Show!", where Jason gives Evan some character/quirk/plot options and we see if we can come up with some great show ideas! We don't.

 

P.S.-Kids, just don't listen. Don't do it. Put your keyboard up. Brother.

 

Check out our other podcast, The Lucky 10,000 here

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