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Amazing show this week. Evan talks gross drinks, Jason brings "Good" Game ideas for our 400th episode. We talk "Zombie Karen" video. We read craigslist missed connections, Evan found new words Jason can call his wife. Jason brings a clip from last week "REALLY?!!" And we close with the beauty that is Gary Busey on Cameo. 

00:30 - Intros

01:30 - Evan drinks something gross.

04:40 - Jason's "Great" new game ideas for our 400th episode. FYI Evan hates them.

12:50 - We watch the "Zombie Karen" video. And talk about mask vs no mask.

35:50 - Jason reads Craigslist Missed Connections from Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me."

45:00 - Evan brings a list of terms, Jason can call his new bride, from around the world.

56:00 - We relive an amazing clip from last week's episode "REALLY?!!" (Thank you Brian Reeder)

59:30 - Gary Busey is on Cameo, 'Nuff Said.

NOMINATE US HERE!! (for COMEDY) at the People's Choice Podcast Awards!!

https://www.podcastawards.com/app/signup/

Watch Zombie Karen Video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f1NngO6xeM

Buy Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me" HERE!!

https://www.amazon.com/Hope-You-Find-craigslists-Connections/dp/1683490223

And if you want to buy the Bearded Ones a Gary Busey Cameo, it's right HERE!!

https://www.cameo.com/garybusey

Listen to Evan's episode of "False Start: Fake Sports Real Shots" - TV DAD Bracket HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-67-best-tv-dads/id1455223970?i=1000482291137

 

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Evan is BACK! We start by recognizing a beloved member of the upstate South Carolina theater community, Kim Granner. We then shout out some of our favorite YouTube channels and podcasts hosted or produced by people of color. 

00:30 - Introductions and Shout Outs: "Double Toasted", "Lost in Vegas", "Urban Acolyte", "No Life Shaq".

10:00 - Evan VOTES and misunderstands his poll agent. Apparently he was NOT telling him who the racists were.

17:45 - We play another round of "INAPPROPRIATE STAN LEE CAMEOS". This time we go through MCU Phase Two movies.

37:00 - We play another round of "THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE MOVIE GAME". Evan puts movie synopsis through google translate a few times then back to English, and Jason has to guess the correct movie.

1:02:20 - Jason talks about how Star Trek:TNG had dolphin and whale crew members!!

1:09:20 - Evan brings another clip of Coach Dave! Watch it HERE!

Watch Coach Dave Clip HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYL5mR1cYVw&fbclid=IwAR3mZH4IPL3CS_3Oo4dZdQQ0qNMEv6TI2KMjWkzrWTXusWdKCbx4t-0Rt_g

Listen to Evan's discussion with Jason Farr HERE!

https://lucky10kpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-lucky-ten-thousand-in-betweener-4-wjason-farr-on-the-state-of-things/

Listen to Jason Farr's episode "Be Better to Each Other" HERE.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/be-better-to-each-other/id1121482982?i=1000476580581

Order Evan's newest audiobook "Carried Away (A Time Travel Romance) HERE!

https://www.audible.com/pd/Carried-Away-A-Time-Travel-Romance-Audiobook/B0899J63Z7?qid=1590792685&sr=1-17&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_17&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=NSNF3GXG5R7V28H9J3A7&fbclid=IwAR3nU4DTaFJyyQQAOsJZ-Qbwl_tHmx1E6JMZSh6W8NTx-mnqNU3u0QdSyH0

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This week we recap Jason's virtual Bachelor Party Roast. (Thanks Andrew Van!) Evan talks "To Catch A Predator". We play another round of "Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" and we close with "Gary Busey: Pet Judge!"

2:00 - Jason brought some clips from his virtual Bachelor Party Roast. Jokes on Jason, Evan, & The show too!

23:50 - Evan talks his favorite past moments of "To Catch a Predator" and brings a clip.

40:10 - We play another round of "The Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" We randomly combine "Famous Locations" & "Action Objectives" and we have to create the stunt!! (Ex: "Space X Shuttle" & "Get the Vaccine") (We played it before on Ep: 357)

1:00:15 - We talk about "Gary Busey: Pet Judge" who can't get the show name right & we think Gary took the job just to get a free meal. 

Check out Andrew Van & Brandon Rainwater's Roast Battle Shows HERE & HERE!

Roast Show #1:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10220989846112400/

Roast Show #2:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10221070900298704/

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Where in our 3rd Halloween 2019 Episode, we talk the legend of Evan's Scary Apartment Complex...Mwwaa.....Go-Go The Karate Bear..Mwwaa Haaa....Evan reviews a movie that is a cautionary tale? Sci-fi? Horror? Entertaining?

After that, Jason gives Evan a Horror Movie Quiz...this time, it's "NAME THE LATINO ACTOR IN HORROR".

After that we play a round of "WOULD THEY SURVIVE" where we take real life dirtbags and put them in horror movies and debate if they would make it or not. And close with another Bracket!! In this one we ask, "Which Witch Would You Pull A "To Die For" For???" MMWWAAA HAA HAAAAA!!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...the next AirBnB you stay at will have pictures of your dead family members on the wall.

 

Check out the Greenville Journal article HERE!

https://greenvillejournal.com/arts-culture/greenville-based-podcasts-take-in-the-local-landscape/

Also...Wanna shout out Ramses B where we got the WD remix... check it out on youtube here.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4p3abw1dc

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Where we jump right in with the "Return of the Jedi-esqu 3rd part" of Evans fraud story, Evan gives a follow-up on the fate of hipster bear (the bag his Christmas gift came in), and Jason found more clips of Junk Man really making Lori Bakers blush. THEN we do, what may end up being, the most embarassing thing we have ever done. We each have found old tapes of our younger selves trying to be funny and they ending up being.....something.... Jason brings a clip of him alone in college, Evan brings a tape of he and a high school buddy talking in between songs of a mix tape they made.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... 16 year old Evan and 21 year old Jason will force you to do some sketches with them.

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Where Jason and Evan continue with the 2nd half of their Hawaii talk from last episode. Jason has brought audio clips from the different adventures in Hawaii that he plays for Evan. Some sound creepy, some are of animals, some are of creepy animals.

Then, after the break, we invite Jason's girlfriend Miley in to do her own taste test of Hawaiian candy and then to tell more stories from the trip! Yes, she brought her own beard to fit in:)

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Jason and Miley play another round of IS IT STALKING?

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And they close out with an Improv Challenge with the help of Tabletop Audio!

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Where we start with...THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review. Thanks Chris of The Nerdbliss Podcast, (link below). And after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can't wait to use it...every week...) THEN Evan brings us "Hey There...Part 3: The Fingering". After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibal's most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep, dark family secrets; we realize you only need 3 things in life; Evan gets some head in a bathroom...admit it..you're not surprised... And we close with another edition of SUPERBEASTS!!!! 

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen....don't tell Jason that we're not using his intro.

 

Listen to the Nerdbliss Podcast here!

 

P.P.S. - Here's what Evan saw in the bathroom!!!

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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People's Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in "Comedy" and/or "People's Choice"). We shoutout "Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social" for the support and the "Nerdbliss Podcast" for having Evan on their show. THEN we start with an intervention..... one of us (Evan) just needs to stop. ("Hey There".)

After that, Jason asks Evan what would make the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice.

Evan gives us PART 2 of the douche online who just wants to be told he's pretty, and Jason learns us about keeping your husbands podded at the mall.

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will not acknowledge that we ever did anything wrong but still pathetically beg you not to talk about what we did. Like a tool.

 

Check out Evans appearance on The Nerdbliss Podcast Here

 

Vote for us through the 31st via The People's Choice Podcast Awards here

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Where we start with a scary story from Jason.... well, less scary, more a-guy-needed-help-and-Jason-pussed-out-and-bolted... then we talk about the Greenville Little Theatre's 24 Hr Play Festival, and how Evan predicted the future!

We taste test a spicy butterfinger, then we get all "CSI" on some vomit. Jason brings a new meme-inspired game called "Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters", except Evan randomly picks them and must justify these Awful Characters. Round 1 is below:

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And finally Evan brings a passage from maybe the best book ever and we critique it.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will nonchalantly tell you your girlfriend is dead.

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Where we do start with some election talk (we swear, it's light frothy and fun, but if you just can't take it, go to minute 28), then we talk about our live 200th show recording, our unfortunate new local "celebrity" and how he also does amazon reviews like Evan.... just more... killy. Then we mock Vin Diesel's new "XXX" movie. And Jason brings a NEW QUIZ in honor of VETERANS DAY!!

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And we close out with the sultry letters of President Warren G. Harding!

 

See Laughing Stock Improv's longform set at the New South Comedy Festival here !

 

P.S. - Kids...well we're all f*cked anyway, so just do what ya want.

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