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Where we start with a "handy" realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself.... and has the tapes to prove it.

After that Evan tells the story of a man (him) who wants love...well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love..... or just forgot about a date. (he got stood up)

THEN we talk about the big directorial shakeup in the "HAN SOLO" movie and what would happen if George Lucas took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out... Jason brings another QUIZ and asks Evan:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "BLACK PANTHER" TRAILER?

Another round of Evan vs customer service...and we play a round of WHAT IF!?!. It's just like the comic books, but unpublishable.

 

Go to the Podcast Awards website here

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Stood!!!!

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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with Jason FINALLY coming out...as a geek!! Then, we get into Star Trek and JEAN Luc..or is it Jean LUC? Then  we talk Supergirl and her expendable friend, the worst version of Harley Quinn so far, we play a quick round of Recast It (don't get hot and flustered) and Evan takes us through some awful shows that are real, and some of the same quality that aren't...yet..... AND Evan yet again proves he just shouldn't talk to anyone ever. Then we close with Sam Jackson in...Cash N' Cake!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Evan will be the Dr Doom of your life....

 

Dont forget to email us either audio clips of your Jason and Evan impressions OR a script you wanna hear us read to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com!!!
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Where we start with a (late) review of "Batman V Superman" and then get into the game everyone loves (except a certain "7th Heaven" character) SQUAD!

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Where Evan randomly selects his "Squad" from popular TV characters, and must assign who's who in certain scenarios.

 
Then we read an article about a teacher with some interesting teaching techniques... very centipede-y techniques.... and we see that when you have a Tinder profile, ya gots ta make sure what you say is what you mean.
 
And finally Jason talks "The Running Man" and we invent a brand new dating show!!!
P.S.Kids.. if you listen... do you bleed? You will. Until we make up and become besties like right after.
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Where we start with ruminations on the true meaning of St Patty's Day, which segues beautifully into announcing our fan-girl contest winner!!! THEN we get into cashiers who think they are too cool for school...or pharmaceuticals..... AND Jason brings back the new game that's sweeping the nation: SUPERBEAST!

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P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Time-Traveling Warthog will go back in time and prevent your very existence (don't ask how)!!!
 
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Where we start with shout outs to podcasts Krillin It with Dani Fernandez and The EMA Hip-Hop podcast!! Then we get into health... well, fictional character health, but health all the same, then we hear a surprise fan-girl entry, and talk about the "Star Trek" animated series, and how Jason had no idea it existed.

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Then we play a NEW game where we pit Superheroes against Super-Beasts! (aka: deadly animals bestowed with randomly selected powers) For example: "Would The Flash win against Professor-X-Hippo?" We discuss that and more!
AND finally we once again show off our AMAZING singing with the classic... Hypothetical Movie-Musical Guessing Game!!!

Then we get to talk to the supremely charming star of The Lion King On Broadway and the film "Race" (in theatres now), Chantel Riley!!!!!
 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen... Scoob and the gang get it.

Listen to Krillin It HERE!!
http://krillinit.libsyn.com/

Listen to EMA HERE!!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/excusemyadlib/id952099420?mt=2&ls=1

Follow Chantel on twitter HERE!!
 

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Where we start with a heartfelt thank you to upstateisgreat.com for having Evan on the show, then we segue into stories of Spiderman balloons gone wrong, but oh so right, until you realize you're dating a balloon-man cheatin' ho!!!! Then we get into a long (and severely audio enhanced, sorry) section about Mr. Wes Craven and his contributions to cinema, which leads to a new horror icon and the horror on Tinder and it's ability to make you look like a fast food lovin' loser, we then close with another bracket!!! This time we ask the question, "Which no-good pop culture SLACKER would you rather room with?"

Listen to interviews from www.upstateisgreat.com HERE! We'll let you know when Evan's episode is up!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Evan will make sure his mic is unplugged for the entire middle portion of the show.
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We bring another BEST OF EPISODE! We love these, this time we compiled all of our nerdy/geeky (AKA awesome) pop culture moments from the show! Get caught up and share these moments with your friends! Also click the links at the bottom to listen to our past Best Of episodes, thanks!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 59) – A Klingon’s Sloppy Seconds (3:45)

02 - (Ep: 69) – We Discover “Poochinski” (8:45)

03 - (Ep: 74) – Well, Then I’ll Kill Ya Kids! (12:35)

04 - (Ep: 76) – On This Episode of “Not Squatch” (15:25)

05 - (Ep: 87) – Aquaman’s Water Hand (19:10)

06 - (Ep: 87) – Their ONLY Weakness (24:45)

07 - (Ep: 106) – King Krypton (28:45)

08 - (Ep: 115) – Paying Respect to Leonard (36:00)                                           

09 - (Ep: 121) – A.B.D.S.M.A. (41:40)                                                                       

10 - (Ep: 134) – Gotta Save The Space Fish! (45:45)

Intro to Bonus Clips:

11 - (Ep: 11) – Porkins (49:15)

12 - (Ep: 39) – Bob Cain’s Last Creation: Fat Face! (54:30)

13 - (Ep:39) - "The Death Star Costs What?!" (58:10)

14 - (Ep: 51) - Justice League Gets Fired (62:10)


Listen to BEST OF: PART ONE - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: PART TWO - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: HALLOWEEN EDITION - HERE
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Where Jason starts with tales of semi legendary not-so bravery, then we discuss our blog post, a grandma who has had enough and got the boobs to prove it. Then Jason gives his one-word review of "Bark Ranger". We discuss how every superhero can't be gritty, but they CAN still fuck with Aqua-Man. We breakdown a medical video and discover that switching heads is surprisingly NOT thought-out, and finally learn that every inventor ever only wanted to invent a new way to get laid.

P.S.- Kids, don't listen or we swear the JLA will cruelly prank you.
Watch the Head Transplant video HERE.
Read our blog post HERE.
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Where Evan and Jason get back into Tinder and Evan opens up about why he's failing at it. THEN we get into when Jason had his Con-Cherry popped, and how Jason believes Comic-Con-ers and Hipsters have more in common than you think. We discover monsters that we are glad are dead, and we hear about more of Jason's movie ideas!!!

P.S.-Kids.... Saw blade-mouthed shark....get it!!???
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