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We did it! And because we are perpetually losing things, we decided we would celebrate ourselves! Welcome to the "The Bearded" Awards...a classy, high quality event where we celebrate great moments from the last 100 episodes w/celebrity guests! Or at least sometimes they sound vaguely like celebrities...

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...aw go ahead and listen! Just this once! Here is how the clips shake down:

Junk Man/Lori Bakker - Ep 253: We're Metal!

Episode 174

The Vigilant Christian - Ep 212: The Junk Man Return-eth!

The Polar Bear Incident - Ep 215: My Son Died!

Best Edit - Ep 210: Sitcom Relationship Brackets!

Nonsensical Story Begins with Ep 216: My Best Friend Frank and ends with Ep 219!

Batman's Roommate - Ep 249: Sailor Bill!

Matlock Discussions - Eps: 245/242/210/206/205

Not Recognizing Russell Peters - Ep 269: Oh, You're a Comedian!

Best character - Eps: 210/204/206/239

Most Lovie-Dovie Moment - EVERY MILEY EPISODE

Bullion Revenge - Ep 268: Rappin' and Wretchin'!

Bum Luck - Ep 245: Bum Luck!

Freddy Clagger - Ep 262: Leave Freddy Clagger Alone!

Lightning Ben Franklin - Ep 273: Ben Franklin, Lightening Bringer!

Please check out the episodes these clips came from and all our others! Here's to ANOTHER 100!!


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Where we start with another really...really...really...omg...so....so...fun list of more games Jason has created for the 300th episode. SIGH. Then, Evan talks his first professional massage...and then we talk what would happen if he completly misread the signals...pew pew! Then we mock Jason a little for feeling the need to constantly clarify. After that, Jason shows Evan some old school Star Wars comics where they try to reinterpret the movies, which leads them to play a new game where we try to predict more Star Wars film ideas. After that, we play a new version of the Match Game...don't SNATCH.... our idea! And finally we close with a frank discussion on lonely Alfred Molinas contribution to overall lonely guys... quiet wife and another round of the wildly popular...Would You F*ck It!!!!

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, Jason will share some ideas with you.......


Check out the sexbot video here

Check out Language of Bromance here

Check out the Licensed Massuese Evan talks about here



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Where we start with protest...from a cat....little sh*thead....THEN we get into the "Aquaman" and "Shazam" trailers from SDCC18. After that, we discover a side of Jason we didn't know he had...or at least didn't want to see..... and then we talk more superhero stuff with an actor getting a dream role in a superhero movie...well..maybe more of a nap role. After that, we play a couple of games Jason found, one where we recast movies with Muppets except one human stays, and another where we talk fave and least fave films of particular actors. As if that weren't enough movie talk, we delve into George Lucas' ideas for what was going to be his next Star Wars trilogy, and we close with The "What If...?!" Comicbook Game and one more little "Beauty and the Beast" nugget.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Russell Crow will "Scary Synthesize" you. 



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Where we unpack a recent family tragedy by finding the humor. We talk about Evan's father and what a funny, wonderful guy he was. After that, we have included a few of our favorite moments from the past few months. This is a slightly different episode for us, but we sincerly hope you enjoy it. RIP Dad.


 Clips from  the best of portion are from the following episodes in order:

1. (Ep 271/272) "It's All The Time Buddy" & "It's Consistent Chum" [1:03:00 Minute Mark]

2. (Ep 227) "WHAT IF...Superman Landed on the Sun?" - From the "WHAT IF?! Comicbook Game." [1:15:28]

3. (Ep 262) "Leave Fredy Clagger Alone" - From "Google Translate A Movie Plot" Game. [1:21:15]

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Where we start with a NEW game about swappin' Dads!!!! (It's not as weird as it sounds.) .THEN we talk more "Beauty and The Beast", this time, what people's names have to do with what they change into. After that, we talk more Bachelorrette and the beauty that is Jordan. Then we watch a news reporter fail in the best way. After that Evan gives Jason a GERMAN GEEK QUIZ and we close out with a little more dad-swappin... still sounds icky.


P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jordan will want to tell you all his innermost thoughts...and then freak out cuz he's in the dark.


See the awkward News Reporter moment here

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Where we start with Evan sharing with Jason some merch signed by the master himself... Tommy Wisseau!!!! THEN we play another round of our "Is It a Podcast??!!" game. After that, Evan gives Jason a lesson in what real hip-hop is... you know, when an entitled, talentless, shallow D-Bog decides to "rap" about what an entitled, talentless, shallow D-Bag he is. After that, we play another round of "The Steven Seagal Movie Game!!!


P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Everyday Bro will happen....Everyday...Bro.

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Where we break from the norm with an extremely special and serious episode featuring the very brave Leah Thomas, who opens up about about her experience as a rape victim, and how she found the help she needed with the Julie Valentine Center and turned trauma into an opportunity to share her story and help others dealing with the same troubles.

If you want to contact the Julie Valentine Center, do so here:

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Where through an amazing confluence of unfortunate events leading to an EXTREMELY awesome event, comedian Dinah Leffert calls into the show to talk comedy, being a female comic, Last Comic Standing, her documentary, her sexuality, glasses, xenophobia, and so much more!!! Out of the ashes of disaster comes an amazing new friend!! Please listen, rate, review, like and share as well as visit Dinah via the following:



Be on the look out for her documentary GALÁCTICOS-11KIDS One Goal  featuring Landon Donovan

P.S.-Kids, go ahead and listen cuz she effing rocks!!

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Jason talks with Caroline Davis on location in Lubbock, TX. Jason opens with Halloween memories. Then they talk about adjusting to grad school. What it means when you want to save certain insects over others. Jason learns that he is, once again, mispronouncing another word. And they close with Jason and Caroline's favorite game.

Learn more about Caroline here: http://www.carolinejanedavis.com/

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