3:00 - We start with a WORLD PREMIERE of "Valentine Wolfe's" new song "The Saddest Noise, The Sweetest Noise". https://valentinewolfe.com/home

9:15 - Jason brings a clip of him botching a Wolverine quote. And we realize that Wolverine is REALLY BAD and he REALLY MEANS IT GUYS.

15:25 - Evan brings a video of Weird Safari Encounters. 

34:20 - The daughter of a safari guide is fed up with this stuff cause her Dad got ate!!

37:50 - We play another round of "TWISTED ENDINGS" MOVIE GAME. Where we add a twist ending to a movie that didn't have one. 

(Ex: "Saving Private Ryan" with twist ending of "Remember Me" [Main Character dies in 9/11 at end.])

52:10 - Evan talks about how he's said "screw the actual game" and is only trying to get Kassandra from "Assassin's Creed: Odyssey" laid.

1:00:00 - Evan brings another round of "CUPID'S CORNER" We read weird/bad/odd dating profiles, then act out those 1st dates. "My Dog-Children Need a Mom."

1:18:00 - Finally we sadly see that the GREAT Fred Willard passed away. We share quick memories of our favorite moments.

Buy "Valentine Wolfe" music HERE!!

https://valentinewolfe.com/home

Watch that "Safari Video" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poTMMcxy0Yg&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR0dsuaAw63Z0ZbzRcS94WU2IPPIBmrTsZDJIJN7rkAhmkD7Riz3I1_2iTU

Watch our clip of "Inappropriate Stan Lee Cameos: Phase One" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vmbOAYkaxY

R.I.P. Fred Willard

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Our last Halloween Episode this month!! With SPECIAL GUEST Miley!

02:20 - Intros

04:30 - ROAST OF DRACULA!! Special Guest Andrew Van of "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Podcast.

27:30 - Miley tells a Haunted Trail Story.

30:00 - Jason and Miley talk about "Candyman".

33:40 - Jason and Miley talk about their time at the 1st Annual Bigfoot Festival in Westminster S.C. 

42:50 - Evan talks about the ONLY WAY TO BEAT JASON in Friday the 13th!!

48:20 - Jason brings another round of "MOVIE SWAP: HORROR CREATURES EDITION" Where we swap the creatures in 2 horror movies and figure out what those movies would've been. (Example: Planet of the Apes & The Fly)

1:01:00 - Miley talks about the 1st scary movie she remembers seeing. And Evan breaks down "Nightmare On Elm St. Part 6" How it's an amazing idea, but has a tough execution. 

1:11:00 - We play a BONUS round of "MOVIE SWAP" with "The Ring" and "Critters".

1:14:20 - Jason brings another round of "HOLIDAY EPISODES: HALLOWEEN EDITION" Where we force TV shows that wouldn't normally have holday episodes onto them. (Example: Halloween Episode of 'This Is Us')

Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-fake-sports-real-shots/id1455223970

Background Music by: FesliyanStudios Background Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEuXiJ-d2YM

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Track Listing!

00 - Introductions

01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)

02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)

03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)

04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)

05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)

06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)

07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)

08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)

09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)

10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)

Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/

Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

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Where we start with literally the biggest news the show has literally ever had. Jason Underwood...asked his girlfriend..where she got her hat!!! Oh, then they got engaged. After that, Evan regales you with tales of being a not-so-great Best Man. Then we talk about how you really gotta plan ahead when you're gonna shave your head... AND Evan talks about seeing an awesome burlesque/vaudeville show in Asheville N.C.! After that, we realizes ladies of the night can also be ladies of the forest.

Jason brings a new game called "Lose Your Senses", based on the current crop of movies ("A Quiet Place", "Bird Box") where they take a sense away from you. We close with a revelation about a certain wild west video game (RDR2) and a certain sheriff who has the brain of a baby.

P.S.-Kids! Jason got engaged! Still can't listen!!

Get Evans newest audio book, Enemy of my Enemy here

See Evans awful hair mistake and skirt vonneget below-

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Where we start with an outtake (sue us, it's funny). Then we start the show proper with a shout out to The Vitamin D Podcast and some sage pod-wisdom. After that, we get into Friday the 13th...THE GAME.....or more specifically...THE BROKEN EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!! After THAT, we talk Saint's Row 3 and how with just the right amount of sass, you too can be useless in a gun fight, then we realize that some of the saviors of our great nation really should be commended...but are also dicks. That leads to talk of birthday presents and where you stick certain things into birthday presents, bad gifts, gifts from a-holes, Jason brings us a thoughtful piece about what future characters a certain grizzled actor (Harrison Ford) will revisit and Evan brings a NEW GAME called, "WOULD YOU F*UCK IT?" experimenting on how much we will let slide if the object of our affection starts off SMOKING HOT!!!

Check out The Vitamin D Podcast Here

See our video of Saints Row 3 Here

P.S-Kids if you listen...two words....SPINDLY FINGERSSSSSS!!!! 

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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 097) – True Stories with Trevor Furlong (2:25)

02 - (Ep: 099) – Stickler Serial Killers (7:15)

03 - (Ep: 123) – Sweetalities (15:00)

04 - (Ep: 131) – True Stories with The Coalition Theater (18:00)

05 - (Ep: 143) – 2 Bite Brownie's Secret Room (28:00)

06 - (Ep: 145) – "He's a Ghost" with Craig Holcombe (33:00)

07 - (Ep: 148) – New Cenobites (37:10)

08 - (Ep: 157) – Devil Country (46:00)

09 - (Ep: 161) – "Finger Eyes!" (49:00)

10 - (Ep: 172) – The Jo-Mama (55:30)

11 - (Ep: 177) – "Don't Look At It!" (1:04:50)

12 - (Ep: 178) – "Jason Voorhee's Day Off" (1:09:30)

Listen to Best of Halloween pt 2 HERE!

Listen to Best of Halloween pt 1 HERE!

Listen to more Trevor Furlong HERE!

Learn more about The Coalition Theater HERE!

Follow Craig Holcombe on Twitter HERE! 

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Where we start off on somber tone as Jason has had it. The election cycle has gotten to him. And he's down because he enjoyed Ghostbusters 2016, but maybe he shouldn't have. Then we realize that sometimes all you need to cheer you up is a little cock magic!

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Where we start with a sigh... we lost it all....then we mock Rudy for a lil while. After that, Jason being inspired by the Toxic Avenger cartoon, we get into the concept of "What if other grizzly movies had their own kids shows counterparts?" "Seven: The Animated Series?" 

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Where we propose a "Ferris Bueller"/"Friday the 13th" Crossover, Oh...Yeah.... then we get into Jason's comedy road trip to "The 2nd Best Comedy Fest" in Richmond VA, and how our Bearded Ones Brackets can really pass the time! Then Evan saves a forest, by being a total douche.

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