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Where we start with a serious plea to help our friend Trevor of Teddy and the Bassman, please take the time to donate and share below.

THEN we get right into it when Dan Fowler of Screaming Soup challenges Evan to a Stallone off!! We won't tell you who wins.. but email us with your complaints about some of the voting. Agfter that we get into Evans adventures with Lemurs and Spiders,oh my. THEN we talk about the guy who got close to a wild alligator....like..pervertedly close... after that we talk cute animal videos, not so cute people spitting up at work, ADORABLE Steven Seagal playing kara-tay, and we close with another round of the Steven Seagal game in honor of the master!!!

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, your most trusted pet will devour you on camera.

 

Please donate to help Trev here

 

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Where we start with a heartfelt plea to our podcast family to help one of our own, Teddy and the Bassman need your help (link below). THEN  we talk the unexpected text Evan got and how to amuse ourselves throughout the episode with it... THEN we play a new game Is it a Podcast, where Jason quizzes Evan on whether or not certain subjects have podcasts dedicated to them..or their names. After that, Evan brings us a new game where he runs plots of movies through google translate over and over again and Jason has to guess the movie. Then we talk Furby's organs...ew... and close with a little story about a country singer, her ex and a chalkboard.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will call Fredy Clagger in to.. run away from your abuse. Monsters!!!!

 

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Where we start with some helpful suggestions for you guys to get going on our 300th episode!!! Oh, by the way...please don't do any of them..... please god. THEN Evan shares yet another audiobook outtake, you can hear it right hurrr on this episode! After that we step into the life of an elementary school cafeteria worker who doesn't play by the rules. THEN Evan reminds us how he's kind of a pirckly ass, we talk about the Eye Girl, Evan relates yet another example of why he could not ever be popular or likable, and we close with a new bracket... this time... Which Old Codger Should Play Lobo if They Do a Lobo Movie!!!!???

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Evan will embarass himself, you and everyone in the area creepily watching you.

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Where we start with a recap of the 24 hr play festival, which leads to a Superbowl recap which leads to a Patriots Fans are delusional twerps recap which leads to an Eagles fans are "better than this" recap. After that, we talk Jasons failed roast joke for Art Sturtevant,  take a quiz on the new Han Solo trailer, and close with another bachelor update. Later Krystal.... you wax statue huffing on helium, you.

 

Check out the Patriots fan here

 

Check out Roneffects rant including Eagles fan footage here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you might realize....brace yourselves.... he's only human. ONLY HUMAN.

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Where we start with very special birthday greeting from  a very special friend...or a bunch of people pretending to be said very special friend. After that, we see that the Junkman can get more than Lori Bakkers motor running... perhaps junkin' turns on our own Evan as well. THEN Jason tests Evans prowess at getting the chickadees with a new game, we get a short aside about a woman who is a very good driver..as long as she can see her cellphone and her facial hair at the same time. THEN we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, someone will wish you a happy birthday in which you can't understand a word.

 

See Screaming Soup here

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Where we start with tales of neighbors.... Junk Man Neighbors!!!! THEN we get into Evan's new obsession, The Bachelor, which brings us to another obsession...RACE CARS.. which brings us to ANOTHER obsession, fake trauma!!! After that, we play a round of WHAT IF? , talk about how a father is a father...until a little thing known as a Camry takes hold..then all bets are off! Finally, we close with another round of Would You F*ck It!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your father will prefer his perfectly appropriate family car to you.

 

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Where we start with a re-visit to some Lucky Ten Thousand clips on the eve of the new season showcasing Carissa and Evans...chemistry?? THEN Evan shouts out fellow podcasters Nerdbliss for being right about The Orville. After that, Jason recounts his latest sojourn to Charleston and showcases his deftness at making people want to interview other people. THEN we our stomachs riot over bastardized Hummus flavors, France riot over Nutella, and the fans riot over... our first ever fan made bracket!! This time it's "Who Would You Want as an Apocolypse Buddy?"

P.S.Kids, if you listen, a journalist will tire of you.

 

Check out Choose Your Own Podcast here

 

See the news blooper here

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Where we start with Jasons weird obsession with Milk Money... you know Milk Money, that 20-something year old movie with Melanie Griffith. THEN, we get a little cameo from Jasons girlfriend Miley and we get a revisit from one mr..Christopher Falcon. After that, we revisit a genius... The Man. The Myth. The...Kinda Portly hard to understand student of Kare-A-Te Steven...effing Segall. We hear a trailer....or do we...for a recent Segall movie and then Evan brings a new game...Name the Segall Movie!!! After that we briefly talk about the Black Mirror ep Uss Callister (spoiler talk ends at 1:08), Jason then talks about his ride with a stranger.

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be... Marked For Death.

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Where we start with a great announcement/slash fan request!! THEN we get into more embarassment as Jason brings us some more gold in the form of old tapes of he and his friends being "funny". Evan then tells of the most hated man in the world, then we discuss Riverdale and how the hell it actually exists, which leads to Riverdaling some classic comics. After that we talk water and realize we've been wrong all along...Beyonce is the devil...thank you Vigilant Christian.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will assume you're a demon.

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Where we start with the return of a "nice" old friend. THEN we talk Star Wars (shocker) and what some of the minor characters might have been doing while sh*t was going down. After that, Evan talks Punisher/Black Mirror Season 4 (no spoilers) and we talk The Christmas Prince! Then Jason sees what a real man can do for his woman..and the thousands of young 'uns in his belly, Jason tells us the story of the Gingerbread House competition he witnessed, we play a round of Fill The Slot and we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen...WHY SHADOW,WHY!!!!

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