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Where we start with how Evan has no idea how to take a selfie..OR he takes the best kind..the sexy kind... THEN we talk that weird old age face app people seem to like for some reason. After that, Evan shares some dating stories and messages from some of his female friends proving that guys.... just..just don't. THEN we play another round of Star Wars Amuse Me..where we take classic park rides and combine them with events in the Star Wars universe, Evan talks about the weirdest and most entertaining (in the bad way) WWE match ever and we close with another Bracket....this time... Which Pop Culture Janitor Would Make the Best "Wolf" Style Cleaner!!

 

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P.s.-Kids, if you listen.... someone will feed you your dog.

 

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Where we start with a PROFOUND regret...which of course... we find humor in. THEN we move on to Jasons' mic mistake at our last show. Somehow..that leads to The Avengers hanging out in a bathroom looking at hunting magazines.... THEN we talk the new Star Wars trailer which leads to a revelation about how you become a shock trooper..and it's not nearly as involved as you think....which also leads to another revelation..Palpatine wasn't that bad of a guy. And he has an ancestry account.... After that, we realize that even though we need bees..they feed on our tears....OUR TEARS....and we close with a game double whammy..The Steven Segal Movie Game and Amuse Me-Star Wars edition!!!!

 

Watch the Eye Bee Video here

 

Check out and help with the Ultimutt Mutt Run here!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... ah go ahead and listen...also FB friend request us and get Profoundly!!!

 

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Where we start (After the new Danger Entertainment bumper!!!) with Captain Marvel talk..which somehow leads to Hitler phone pranking Mussolini...... we don't know either.... THEN we play another round of Amuse Me..where we come up with amusement park rides based on popular characters. After that, we talk about Chuckys' new voice and how..yes..Mark Hammill is a solid choice..but what about the man himself...Gary By-God Busey???? After that we play a quick round of Dad Swap where we..well Swap popular TV/Movie dads...and we close with a little Google Translate...Denmark edition.

 

 

Kids..If you listen, Hitler will totally pull a Jerky Boys on you....

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Where we start with a shout out to Actress, Yoga Guru Regan Talleh!!! THEN we start the show proper with talk opening night mishaps, which leads to a production like you've never seen.... because you literally can't. THEN we talk Empire fashion, we shout out former guest Andrew Van's new podcast "False Start", talk bad cast parties, Jason has been obsessed with Marvel/DC counterpart characters so we play a game called "Comicbook Counterpart Characters" where we come up with more.

Evan talks about how even when you try to lose weight, when someone sees your stocky ass digging for food in your car NEVER looks good, We discover that Buffalo Bill has a side business all about body suits and we because Disney released more information about Galaxy's Edge we close with another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create new Star Wars amusement park rides!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a hobo will ruin your vacation..or enhance it....

 

Check out Regan Talleh for your Yoga needs by emailing her @ Funnygirlyoga@gmail.com

 

Check out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here 

 

Check out the body suit video here

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Where we start with Jasons super exciting Powerpoint Party, which leads us to some revisionist history. After that, we discover with the help of Derren Brown..that you too might one day KILL SOMEONE..also save an immigrant. Then Jason brings a V-day game where we try to make non-love story movies..like The Fly.... into romantic comedies. After that, Evan brings some justice to a couple of friends who have been a harrassed by online a-holes, well one a-hole and one naval-hole. THEN we close with a new bracket... this time, Which Teen Heartthrob (and Jimmy Fallon) Would Make the Best New Batman!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will push that guy off a roof..and it will be real!!!!! 

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Where we start...or try to start... Episode 301 Ya'll..can't believe it.... with a new game called "Holiday Episodes", we find the Thanksgiving Day episodes of different TV dramas, THEN we get into a certain lazy orange cat gettin real yo!! After that, we hear about the ultimate way to sell an SUV, we talk the origins of "Dongzo The Clown", we hear clips from the most chaotic nature show ever, we play another round of "Amuse Me: Star Wars Galaxy's Edge" EDITION, where we create NEW Star Wars inspired amusement park rides! And we close with another round of Evan's game, "Would You F*ck It!!!!?" 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...Garfield will get real with you..yo.

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Where Evan returns with a co-host comparison... and realizes he probably shouldn't have. THEN we create a new character... Christopher Falcon!!!! In the process of that, we discover Batman had a roomie. After that, Evan gives his impression of hardcore method acting, namely the documentary "Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond".... and what a douche a certain mega star was at the time. After that, we wish death upon a flat earther... and we play another round of.... "Would You Fuck It?!!!"

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jim Carrey will play you in a movie and make you look like a total tool.

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Where we start with a reminder about the nominating session of the 2017 Podcast Awards, starting July 1st..Link Below!! Then Evan regails us with tales of Butterfly Prisonbreak, Stick Bug break-in, AND we get to see what happens if two of histories biggest figures, George W. Bush & Charles Mason, switch places...and not that much changes.....

 

After that, we talk about Adam West and take a QUIZ from Jason about the beloved actors career. Then we play Describe Yourself Game, where Evan has to use terrible/annoying fictional characters to..well..describe himself...

And we close with another visit to Cupids Corner and an impromptu interview with the dick of the hour...the Coz himself...himself.

 

Bookmark the podcast awards site and start nominating us here

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen....STICK BUGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

 

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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with fond memories of Don Rickles and Charlie Murphy, RIP fellas. Then we get back into the "Lulu" abomination (I mean album) by Metallica & Lou Reed, (since Jason actually listened to it this week) and we even play a QUIZ GAME based on it! "Lulu Lyric OR Quote from 'Cop'" [@20:40min mark]

From there we move on to Batman being less "bat" and more...."therapist"....

Jason brings us PART TWO of his serialized non-sensical story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@39:30min mark]

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AND lastly Evan brings an article from Cracked about the most horrifying episodes of 80s tv sitcoms!

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, well just pick one of the very special scenarios.

 

See the Punky Brewster clip here

 

See the Too Close for Comfort clip here

 

Read the Cracked article here

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