Where we start talking about how Endgame may have been perfect...but it wasn't...also Cap could have been a lot more open with Sam...just sayin'. THEN we find out the gripping back story on C-3PO's red arm, Jason pitches scripts for the new OBi-Wan DISNEY+ TV show, Evan regales with tales of maybe the worst human ever, Jason gets to share a private moment with a DJ in a very public forum, Evan gets some unrequested feedback on something he is selling, we decide to keep it clean and play a round of "Fill The Slot", we hear a passage from Evan's Narrating gig and Teddy and the Bassmans Teddy Rayes' book "Her Minder" through google translate, we hear some of our own Bombs and Flubs...copyright O and A and we hear about a newer 9-11 conspiracy theory that might just have legs...bi hairy ones.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your friends will think witnesses were idiotically taken to Tower 7.

Check out "Her Minder: The Doctor" before "Her Minder: The Chine" comes out here 

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(6:05) We play "Would You Fear It?!". A game, where we take horror characters and add silly physical and personality quirks and ask, "Would You Still Fear It?" (EX: Dracula but with Big Fat Titties & the personality of Winnie the Pooh)

(30:00) Jason and Evan make up the worst slogans for businesses.

(36:00) We play "Twisted Endings". A game where we add a twist ending to movies that don't have them. (EX: 'The Matrix' but with the twist ending of 'Fight Club'?)

(56:22) Jason and Evan play "Horror Movie Character Fight" based on the horror movies we just happened to watch this season. 

(1:08:20) We close with talk of the carnal needs of the characters in "Dawn of the Dead". Which leads to talk about a zombie movie where they didn't eat people. 

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:16:00) - (Ep: 192) - "No-Whack November"

(1:22:00) - (Ep: 200) - "'Ghost Adventurers' Recap" With Jason Farr of the "There It Is" podcast.

(1:27:10) - (Ep: 210) - "Michael McDonald the Horror Director"

Listen to the Profess-HERs Podcast HERE!! (https://professhers.podbean.com/)

Buy Headshots from Greenville Headshots HERE!! (http://greenvilleheadshot.com/)

Listen to the "There It Is" podcast with Jason Farr HERE!! (http://www.thereitispod.com/)

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Where we start with Jason hearing Neil Griffins new Halloween theme song for the first time! After that, we play a few new games and some old faves- FIrst, Jason makes Evan do sound effects and then compares them to his own attempts, THEN we play a new version of The Steven Seagall Game... Horror edition! After that, we play Would You Fear It, where Jason takes scary things and sees if we can make them less so.... and we close out with finishing up Evans Horror Restaurant game!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Steven Seagall will refuse all your ideas.

Ty again Neil Lee Griffin, check out his website here

Support our friend Michelle's fundraiser for her dog Norton here

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Where we start with fond memories of Don Rickles and Charlie Murphy, RIP fellas. Then we get back into the "Lulu" abomination (I mean album) by Metallica & Lou Reed, (since Jason actually listened to it this week) and we even play a QUIZ GAME based on it! "Lulu Lyric OR Quote from 'Cop'" [@20:40min mark]

From there we move on to Batman being less "bat" and more...."therapist"....

Jason brings us PART TWO of his serialized non-sensical story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@39:30min mark]

AND lastly Evan brings an article from Cracked about the most horrifying episodes of 80s tv sitcoms!

P.S-Kids, if you listen, well just pick one of the very special scenarios.

See the Punky Brewster clip here

See the Too Close for Comfort clip here

Read the Cracked article here

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Where we start with a shout-out to Iron Cast and Teryl Fernbach, THEN Jason deals with the fallout out from his extremly controversial Facebook comment.... OK, not controversial so much as, well just a comment. THEN Evan has a run in with a sort of ex who tries to be nice....tries.... AND we revisit the one and only JUNK MAN!!!!!! After that, Evan brings a clip from a youtuber who really wants to make sure your soul is safe from CD covers...and we close out with another round of the always enjoyable: SUPERBEAST!

P.S-Kids, if you listen, your cool Metal-Head friends will totally tell you how uncool you are in an over-the-top grumbly voice.

Check out Cattle Decapitation here, thanks for recommending them to us The Vigilant Christian!!! Oh and check out that guy here... if you need a good laugh.

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Where we start with our first post 200th, post contest show with...a contest!! Featuring a song by our friends Valentine Wolfe, if you send us your best METAL MOMENT, and we pick it, you get a signed Valentine Wolfe CD!!! METAL!!!!!!

THEN we start the show with a text message communicating tragedy... oh and your girlfriend making out with some dude..maybe her brother....whatever. Then we get into Evans kinky heart attack, a proposal that makes us all uncomfortable...except for the chief..he loves love.... we talk about a drunk mother siting....and we finish strong with Jason reading from The Will he did at age 11 and a story he, his brother and his friend wrote together.

check out the proposal video here

and please check out Valentine Wolfe here

Email us your Metal Moment to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com or post to our facebook page here

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you'll have to drag your mom home and she's not even done twerking!

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Where we start with learning about the hidden depth inside one of our greatest entertainers and how he will quench your Durst.

Then we get into another "Triple X" rant, an "X-Men: Apocolypse" rant, A new "Star Wars" word game called, "Last Letter Challenge", and we realize that even though the good guys won The Battle of Endor...there were victims...oh yes...there were victims.... Then we react to a reactor reacting to Metallica!!!!!!!! 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you can stick it up your...yeah.

See Chainsaw react HERE!

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We bring another BEST OF EPISODE! This one kicks off our month long celebration of Halloween and Horror! 

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Where we start out with a shout-out of, friend of the show, SYKA's new video premiere!! Then we get into Jason's adventures with Richmond's Coalition Theatre and the GWARBAR (and the less successful parade)!!!

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Where we get to interview Jesyka Loren of the band SYKA!!!! FOR REAL!!! We talk about how the band started, her influences, being a female fronted metal band, the new direction of the band for their new EP (coming out July 17) and how she wants Syka to be the BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD. 

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Where we start with the epic tale of Evan vs Coupon Lady! That segues into epic tales of Jason and The Scot's at Greenville Scottish Games @ Furman University. And we invent a new SPORT! Then we talk about epic tales of parties ruined by poo from heaven and lullabies bettered by darkness!!!! METAL-LLUBIES!

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Where we start with creepy talk of stupid hunters telling BS stories, then we seque into terrifying tales of middle aged women (even cute ones), ruminate on Return of the Living Dead (hi beverly!), then we get into real life tragedies…. or minor inconveniences….. terrifying tales of children's hosts gone bad, how your family loves you, but loves your stuff more, and then finish with the legend that is…. the shortest lived and most polite metal(not really) band ever!!!!!!!!!!! MMWWAAA HHAAA HHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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