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So many clips to trash we split them into two episodes. Todd and Brian are back and we (they) had a ton of fun with more of our Bombs and Flubs from the last 100 episodes. Also this is the 10 year anniversary of "The Bearded Ones" so we went down memory lane a little bit, and talked about some of our...more memorable characters. 

00:30 - Intros and Plugs. Evan's new audiobook is out!! "The Book of Laz" by Chris Iachetta. Buy it HERE!!

The Book of Laz by Chris Iachetta | Audiobook | Audible.com

02:45 - We talk about how the podcast started and our lack of quality audio for a bit. If you want to start from the beginning, we recommend Episode 56 "The Return". Listen HERE!!

THE BEARDED ONES EP 56: THE RETURN (podbean.com)

06:45 - Questions about show.

09:00 - We rank some of our filthy characters from most classy to least classy.

29:30 - Jason brings back Evan's stuttering clip and puts it into film situations. 

39:40 - We play more BOMBS & FLUBS.

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Listen to Bombs & Flubs part 1 HERE!!

BEARDED ONES EP 400 - BOMBS & FLUBS: PART 1 (with BRIAN REEDER & TODD JANSSEN) (podbean.com)

 

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We start with quick talk about the inauguration, and then Evan brings a clip of a PBS News Hour correspondent who lets herself go a little bit. Jason brings funny/weird business names he's seen. Evan shares more "Star Trek: TNG" episode moments; Data, like Worf, forgets all about his young new friend (Hero Worship), and how easy it is to "formulate a plan" in space (Starship Mine). And we close with another round of "MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION".

00:30 - Intros and plugging our 400th episode.

01:45 - Inauguration talk and how some people thought Trump would have an 11th hour come back but....nothing. Also how being president AGES YOU so we wonder what the hell will Biden look like? We figure it out.

18:15 - PBS News Hour video with Judy Woodruff. And she lets herself go a little....

24:40 - Weird Business Names! "Spartanburg Karate: Kicking Kids", "Senior TLC", & "Cowpens: Antiques, Restaurants & Gas".

48:00 - Star Trek Re-watch funny moments. Episode "Hero Worship" & "Starship Mine". "I think they're formulating a plan."

1:02:53 - MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION!! We swap Bat'lith (Star Trek) & Leg-Gun (Planet Terror), Phasers (Star Trek & Mjolnir (Thor), Shining Axe & Indy Whip.  

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK: OUR 400th EPISODE!!

Listen to more "Movie Swap" games HERE!!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/category/movie-swap-game/

 

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WE'RE BACK!! And stuff has gone to hell. We start by talking about those DBags in DC. Evan is fed up with reactors (until he becomes one #MaxwellTheReactor.) We watch the dumbest (or maybe the most genius) reactor as he watches "Pulp Fiction". We go over our WW84 Predictions Quiz Questions to see who was right. And we close with a BRACKET!! This week Jason got a new car so we ask, "Which Vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

01:30 - We talk about those A-Holes who broke into the capitol, and mock them for 5 minutes.

06:15 - Then we mock reactors. (and at the same time envy them.) We ask 'what if' reactors had a writers room.

26:10 - Evan then becomes a reactor. Maxwell The Reactor, as he watches the "Wandavision" trailer. ("Aww he touched her hair ya'll.")

29:40 - We watch a dummy (or genius) who reacts to "Pulp Fiction", and he is BAFFLINGLY DUMB (OR GENIUS).

53:10 - We go over our "'Wonder Woman 1984' Predictions Quiz" (thanks again Language of Bromance)

1:06:25 - BRACKET!! Jason bought a new car, and it reminded him of "Knight Rider" so he asks, "Which non-car vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

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Listen to MORE Bearded Ones Quizzes HERE!!

QUIZZES (podbean.com)

Listen to MORE Bearded Ones Brackets HERE!!

BRACKETS!! (podbean.com)

Listen to "Language of Bromance Podcast" HERE!!

Language of Bromance Podcast

 

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3:00 - We start with a WORLD PREMIERE of "Valentine Wolfe's" new song "The Saddest Noise, The Sweetest Noise". https://valentinewolfe.com/home

9:15 - Jason brings a clip of him botching a Wolverine quote. And we realize that Wolverine is REALLY BAD and he REALLY MEANS IT GUYS.

15:25 - Evan brings a video of Weird Safari Encounters. 

34:20 - The daughter of a safari guide is fed up with this stuff cause her Dad got ate!!

37:50 - We play another round of "TWISTED ENDINGS" MOVIE GAME. Where we add a twist ending to a movie that didn't have one. 

(Ex: "Saving Private Ryan" with twist ending of "Remember Me" [Main Character dies in 9/11 at end.])

52:10 - Evan talks about how he's said "screw the actual game" and is only trying to get Kassandra from "Assassin's Creed: Odyssey" laid.

1:00:00 - Evan brings another round of "CUPID'S CORNER" We read weird/bad/odd dating profiles, then act out those 1st dates. "My Dog-Children Need a Mom."

1:18:00 - Finally we sadly see that the GREAT Fred Willard passed away. We share quick memories of our favorite moments.

Buy "Valentine Wolfe" music HERE!!

https://valentinewolfe.com/home

Watch that "Safari Video" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poTMMcxy0Yg&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR0dsuaAw63Z0ZbzRcS94WU2IPPIBmrTsZDJIJN7rkAhmkD7Riz3I1_2iTU

Watch our clip of "Inappropriate Stan Lee Cameos: Phase One" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vmbOAYkaxY

R.I.P. Fred Willard

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This week we recap Jason's virtual Bachelor Party Roast. (Thanks Andrew Van!) Evan talks "To Catch A Predator". We play another round of "Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" and we close with "Gary Busey: Pet Judge!"

2:00 - Jason brought some clips from his virtual Bachelor Party Roast. Jokes on Jason, Evan, & The show too!

23:50 - Evan talks his favorite past moments of "To Catch a Predator" and brings a clip.

40:10 - We play another round of "The Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" We randomly combine "Famous Locations" & "Action Objectives" and we have to create the stunt!! (Ex: "Space X Shuttle" & "Get the Vaccine") (We played it before on Ep: 357)

1:00:15 - We talk about "Gary Busey: Pet Judge" who can't get the show name right & we think Gary took the job just to get a free meal. 

Check out Andrew Van & Brandon Rainwater's Roast Battle Shows HERE & HERE!

Roast Show #1:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10220989846112400/

Roast Show #2:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10221070900298704/

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Where we celebrate a full year of The Bearded Ones! Yes, if you listen to an episode a day, (not including best-of's and special episodes) you can listen to us for a year!!! DO IT!!! And to celebrate, we have invited friend of the show and fellow improvisor Todd Janssen. (We even included 2 Easter eggs for our longtime fans)

WE go through "Bombs and Flubs" and deservedly mock ourselves!! After that we take some homemade Bearded Ones Quizzes, follow along at home and see how you do!

4:45 - Joke Bombs

19:15 - Bad Impressions

28:40 - Fails

38:40 - Mispronunciations 

40:55 - Segment Flubs

1:03:30 - Evan's Quiz

1:13:30 - Jason's Quiz

P.S.-Kids, if you listen Jason will make a production piece for you with no production.

Check out the Centre Stage Link here.....

https://www.facebook.com/watch/live/?v=1551155928381877&ref=watch_permalink

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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 4

 

Where Jason and Evan decided to give Marmite a fair shake and eat it the CORRECT way. Results are…mixed. Then gooey Marmite reminds Evan of the 1988 horror movie remake, “The Blob” which leads to, “What if Marmite was a horror movie?”

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Then Evan talks about the British Horror show, “Dead Set”which is basically “Big Brother” + Zombies. We then discuss which American reality shows we would want to see mixed with the UNDEAD. Jason realizes he knows absolutely nothing about zombies. And we explore the benefits of having the zombie-inspired ability to control your severed appendages. And how they can…get you stuff.

Jason and Evan revisit last week’s topic of “Drunk Dialogue”and examine the results of their experiment.

Evan recounts his real paranormal experiences while rehearsing an Honest-to-God horror play. And then we realize that there’s nothing scarier than the jokes of a child. And something even MORE scary is that nice old man you would NEVER suspect. But you can’t blame him because you DID defile his state park!

And we close with another HALLOWEEN QUIZ! Evan blends impressions and famous horror movie quotes and Jason has to guess them, which leads to the most TERRIFYING game show called:

“Doc Brown Goes Back In Time to F***Your Mother, and It’s Up To You To Stop Him!”

 


LIVE 200th EPISODE TICKET INFO HERE!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-comedy-from-christian-rodriguez-baton-rouge-erich-laux-ann-arbor-marc-staudenmaier-tickets-28448432026

Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!

P.S. - Kids, NSFW, if you listen, Doc Brown will invite you on his game show.

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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 3

Where Jason gives Evan a run down of his Mwaa Haa Haaas over the past few Halloween episodes, and then Evan gives Jason a taste of Jolly Ole England (thanks Catherine)!!! Then Jason gives Evan another Horror Quiz, this time slowed down!!!! Then Evan brings another bracket to the table, this time, we ask the question, "Which Fallen Pop Culture Icon would make the best Horror Movie Villain?"!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... there is a thing...it is called... MARMITE!!!!

Don't forget to email your impressions/scripts to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com!!!

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Where we announce a new contest for our upcoming 200th episode... Send us your best Jason/Evan impressions!!! THEN we talk about Doomed, the new documentary about The Fantastic Four OG movie, and how we're important now. Then we meet a Star Trek "expert" and hear about Jasons trip to Atlanta and Evans trip to Washington DC. Then we listen to some more "Bearded Ones Drunk Clips" and Jason brings a new game to the table where we identify slowed down scientists! AND if that isnt enough, we talk Kid Scarface!!!

THEN we close this HUGE episode with and interview with DOOMED Director Marty Langford who talks Roger Cormans ill-fated Fantastic Four live action movie!!!

 

P.S-Kids, listen to the second half at least!

 

Check out Kid Scarface here

 

Check out Uncork'd, the production company for Doomed here

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Where we do another bracket challenge, where we ask the question, "Which Bully would make the best Dictator?"

First, we talk about "South Beach Tow" and how you don't mess with Bernice OR Fat George Lucas. Then we get into bad dialogue from movies, we listen to some more "Bearded Ones Drunk Clips" (this time we slow down our Intro/Outro songs. And we participate in general skullduggery.

 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen...Bernice...That's all we need to say...
 

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Where Jason recounts his experience watching his two awesome plays being performed by awesome people at an awesome college, then Evan recounts how he awesomely can't speak to ANYONE without putting his foot down his gullet. THEN Jason plays some "Bearded Ones Drunk Clips", regular clips slowed down, so that we sound even more inane (if that's possible) that usual. And Evan takes us through the new "Mortal Kombat X" fatalities... then we discover that all Mortal Kombat is missing.... is a little NICE.

 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen....FATALITY.

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