Amazing show this week. Evan talks gross drinks, Jason brings "Good" Game ideas for our 400th episode. We talk "Zombie Karen" video. We read craigslist missed connections, Evan found new words Jason can call his wife. Jason brings a clip from last week "REALLY?!!" And we close with the beauty that is Gary Busey on Cameo.
00:30 - Intros
01:30 - Evan drinks something gross.
04:40 - Jason's "Great" new game ideas for our 400th episode. FYI Evan hates them.
12:50 - We watch the "Zombie Karen" video. And talk about mask vs no mask.
35:50 - Jason reads Craigslist Missed Connections from Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me."
45:00 - Evan brings a list of terms, Jason can call his new bride, from around the world.
56:00 - We relive an amazing clip from last week's episode "REALLY?!!" (Thank you Brian Reeder)
59:30 - Gary Busey is on Cameo, 'Nuff Said.
NOMINATE US HERE!! (for COMEDY) at the People's Choice Podcast Awards!!
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Watch Zombie Karen Video HERE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f1NngO6xeM
Buy Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me" HERE!!
https://www.amazon.com/Hope-You-Find-craigslists-Connections/dp/1683490223
And if you want to buy the Bearded Ones a Gary Busey Cameo, it's right HERE!!
https://www.cameo.com/garybusey
Listen to Evan's episode of "False Start: Fake Sports Real Shots" - TV DAD Bracket HERE!!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-67-best-tv-dads/id1455223970?i=1000482291137
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This week Evan couldn't record so we have special guests, Andrew Van, Griffin Pafford & Ben Burris of the Alchemy Comedy Theater (Greenville, S.C.). We talk about their 5th Annual New South Comedy Festival finishing up this weekend, we play some games, and close out with a little improv courtesy of TableTopAudio.com
(2:40) We chat beards, age and the "New South Comedy Festival".
(11:20) We play "Dad Swap", where we randomly pick 2 Dads from pop culture and swap them into each others realities and see what would happen. (EX: Swapping Maurice from "Finding Nemo" & Tony Soprano!)
(40:51) We play "Erotic Genres" where we randomly pick a genre, actor, actress and create our everyone Erotic Genre Movie! Why let "thrillers" have all the fun? (EX: An Erotic Mob movie starring Fred Rogers and Jodie Foster!)
(1:02:06) With the help of TableTopAudio.com we do an improv scene inspired by "The Highway"!
BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:
(1:09:00) - (Ep: 193) Zombie's Bodies are Drones.
(1:13:30) - (Ep: 201) Jason's Will from 1994.
(1:22:10) - (Ep: 236) "Welcome to the Bumper Well" - From the game "Amuse Me" (Amusement Park rides inspired by movies)
Enjoy and donate to TableTopAudio.com HERE!
Learn more about AlchemyComedy.com HERE!
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Where we lament the loss of what would have been an AMAZING episode.... Damn you Nancy..... DAMN YOU!!!!! Then we wonder what happensd when one plant has to watch another die.... horribly...slowly....Halloweeny...... heh heh...weeny.... THEN we play a game where we Pitch That Horror Movie and realize there's nothing scarier than starting a business when you can only work at night. After that we play a new game where we attempt to normalize what sadistic killers say, Jason runs down a small list of celebrities and their scariest movies, and we close with a couple of scenes inspired by sound effects from Tabletop.com
Evan though you guys won't hear it, special thanks to Todd Jansen, Carter Allen and Lauren Clark and Terryl Fernbach. Also, after the end credits, please check out Shane Willimon and Nerdbliss' Urban Legends!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will bust your ass to produce something awesome that NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR!!! MMWWAA HHAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Check out Tabletop Audio Here
Check out Nerdbliss here
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Bryan, Jason Evans and myself talk about all the super fun past comedy projects we've been apart of over the years; improv teams, sketch shows, satire newspapers, comedy magazines, we've had fun with them all.
We then we do some improv scenes where Bryan and Jason Evans randomly pick a background audio (thanks to tabletopaudio.com) & a phrase. [@42:40 min mark]
And we close out with another round of "IS IT STALKING?" [@1:00:45 min mark]
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Posted in , Comedy on Feb 7th, 2016
While performing at the Charleston Comedy Festival Jason sat down with fellow funny men Ben Burris, Jason Farr, and Charleston comedian Andy Rider. We talk about comedy, the Oscars & Golden Globe controversies, and we close with the classic question, "What's Beefin' Ya Meat?"
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Where we start with a shout-out and a bearded gauntlet thrown (Not serious) to The Salty Language Podcast, then we discuss a shamefully never produced 80's drama "Manther!". We get into the merits of The Cougar and lazy ass big cats, which leads into The Return of the Boob.... Then we talk about what Anonymous is REALLY like and the moment when Batman finally, truly snaps. After that we discover that, for a football coach, being laid back is a detriment....and weird. Evan shows a video of a lioness who just needed a ride and we close with a new bracket! Where we ask the question, "Which Comic Strip Character Would Make the Best Therapist?" Plus so much more!!!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Cathy will AACK! you to death.
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Posted in , , Comedy, Theatrical, Love Is Blind Game, HH Holmes, Derren Brown, SC Comic Con, Stan Lee, "Bearded Ones Brackets!", Chucky, Craig Holcombe on Oct 25th, 2015
Welcome to WEEK 4 of our epic October celebration! We sit down and interview special guest Comedian/Nerd Quiz Contestant/Rocky Horror shadow-caster and Lego enthusiast Craig Holcombe!
We discusses his unique style of stand-up, his time at the DashCon fiasco, and his unhealthy (we mean passionate) obsession with Lego's.
Then we debate that universal burning question, "Zombies: Sex-yay or Nay?" After that Jason and Evan treat the perennial contestant of "Nerd Quiz Live" with a two-part HORROR QUIZ of our own!
Part 1 "Finish The Quote"
Part 2 "Celebrities Who Started in Horror!"
And we close with another bracket challenge, this time we ask the question, "Which Evil Clown from pop culture would make the best Patch Adams?"
Listen to past episodes of Nerd Quiz Live
HERE!
http://nerdquizliveshow.libsyn.com/
Keep up to date with Nerd Quiz Live on facebook
HERE!
https://www.facebook.com/nerdquizlive?fref=ts
Follow Craig on Twitter HERE!
https://twitter.com/craigholcombe
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, just make sure to watch for white vans and cigarette smoke the next time you visit your favorite toy store...don't say you weren't warned.
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Where we recap Evans directorial debut, which somehow segues into foul-mouthed children. Then we get into dirt cookies, Evans new excuse for everything, Evans Amazon Movie Reviews and a list of don'ts for men in their 30's of which Jason and Evan prove they are just a couple of big don'ts.
Ps. kids-if you listen, our news reporters will mock your struggle.
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Where we get started with stories of Jason's busted apartment AC, which somehow leads to Stephen Hawking getting pranked during a lecture.
Then we move on to the news report about hitchBOT proving that Americans really are the worst.
People in general prove that joke telling is a lost art, and Evan proves that he just shouldn't..... Then Jason brings in a news report about a pastor who is maybe not as holy, but maybe certainly more...mouthy. We talk commercial actors, and then get into who has the worse gig, "Fantasy Island" guest stars or "The Love Boat" guest stars (the answer is both).
And we close with another douche-chilling edition of Evans Amazon Movie Reviews.....It Stinks.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Evan will crappily review your life. Just Don't.
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Where Jason recaps his adventures on Nerd Quiz Live, hosted by Michael Channing. Evan then drops some knowledge about Jack Torrance and why he and Wendy Torrance may have been having issues. Which leads us into a true crime story where we discuss, "Which movie is the best one to take your dad to after you've committed multiple murders?"
Then we get into Evans long day and how his ancestors were lazy asses, but respected lazy asses, which leads to a discussion of lazy-ass gym-rats. (Link to video below)
We discuss minorities in film, (or lack thereof). And we close with Etta James's "Feeling Uneasy" and how sometimes, less is more, or less is less, or damn woman just say something!!!
P.S. If you listen kids, your Dad will see "Terminator Genisys", and trust us you don't want that.
Watch video of lazy-ass gym-rat eating pizza
HERE!
Listen to "Feeling Uneasy" by Etta James
HERE!
Check out the Nerd Quiz Live podcast
HERE!
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Where we start with shout-outs to FWFIFE.COM, SYKA (her cd is called "STAY WILD", not get wild, Evan) and a shout-out to Carolyn Adams (new novel "RUTHLESS" just got published). Then we get Jason's visit to Carrie's novel release party, and we learn about her Pacino-like love of horses. We also learn about Jason's semi-autobiographical-hypothetical novel.
We then watch a video of basically The Goddamn Krakken! We move on to Evan's recent show terror, Jason's unintentional hook-up flirting a Wendy's, Evan's dream dollar store clerk, another one of Evan's Amazon Movie Reviews (or opinions of a douche), and we close with an imaginary friend bracket, where we ask the question, "If you had to be an imaginary friend's imaginary friend, who would you pick? (It makes sense when you listen.)
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your imaginary friend will insist you go to the QT, all the time.
Read Carissa's Fwfife.com post
HERE!
Listen to SYKA's new album
HERE!
Purchase Carolyn Lee Adams book "Ruthless"
HERE!
Watch the Colossal Squid video
HERE!
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Where Jason starts with tales of semi legendary not-so bravery, then we discuss our blog post, a grandma who has had enough and got the boobs to prove it. Then Jason gives his one-word review of "Bark Ranger". We discuss how every superhero can't be gritty, but they CAN still fuck with Aqua-Man. We breakdown a medical video and discover that switching heads is surprisingly NOT thought-out, and finally learn that every inventor ever only wanted to invent a new way to get laid.
P.S.- Kids, don't listen or we swear the JLA will cruelly prank you.
Watch the Head Transplant video
HERE.
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Where Jason gives an unsolicited shout-out to Evan's OTHER podcast, "The Lucky Ten Thousand", then Evan gives an unsolicited shout-out to Weird Al!!! Then we discuss Jason's ability to make any attractive woman feel like a really 'goodfella'. Then we talk about the cube spotted over Texas and how maybe it's The Borg invading the south. Evan takes a trip into the dark side of historical denial, finally we learn about how Jason would (not) survive in the wild and SO much more!!
P.s. - Kids, if you listen, chain cannonballs...'nuff said.
See the Texas Cube article
HERE.
Read the article about S.C. girl punished for eating a pop-tart
HERE.
Shout out to friend of the show Client Thiele at Geekdig!
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Posted in , , Comedy, True Stories, Derren Brown, Her Minder, John Krasinski, Red Letter Media, "Bearded Ones Brackets!", Action Movie One Liner Game on Jul 4th, 2015
Where we start out with a shout-out of, friend of the show, SYKA's new video premiere!! Then we get into Jason's adventures with Richmond's Coalition Theatre and the GWARBAR (and the less successful parade)!!!
Then Evan continues bitching about cashiers and displays, once again, that he should never be allowed to speak to anyone...ever.
Then two guys (one lucky to have a girlfriend, the other is amazed he ever got laid...ever) go through a list of single guy DOs.
We discover that Evan hasn't always been a douche, it's concentrated mostly in one place, his Amazon Movie Reviews!
And we then close with another bracket, this time we ask the question, "Which Warner Bros/Disney character would make the best president?"
P.S- kids... if you listen...world maggot.
Check out the Gwar Bar facebook page
HERE.
Check out SYKAS new video
HERE!!!
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Jason sits down with Katie Holcomb, Aaron Grant, Steve Howze, and Blue (Josh Blubaugh) of the Richmond Comedy Coalition Theater, during the run of their first annual "2nd Best Comedy Fest"!
Also sitting in is Alchemy Comedy's Miguel Osornio!
We interview them about how they started their improv theater. Then get into how you shouldn't perform 1/2 written stand up ideas. Get into Blue's NYC experiences which leads to him discovering maybe the best (or worst) game ever. Then we learn all the odd ways you can make out with your girlfriend.
We share some terrifying true stories, and close out with reminiscing about amazing moments from the last 6 years of the Coalition Theater!
Follow these guys on twitter and/or tumblr!!
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