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Where we start by asking for help getting nominated in the 2019 People's Choice Podcast Awards!! Go to https://www.podcastawards.com/ to register and nominate The Bearded Ones under People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and if you are feeling extra nice, The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education!! Then we start talking about how Evan may have a killer in his midst...a cute,small,furry one and we talk a lil Ted Bundy..cuz..why not? After that we play a round of The Google Movie Translate Game using patriotic movies this time! THEN we create a commercial for the new dating app Dabod!! After that we play The Movie Trend Game where we use trends in some movies to create sequals to others, we play The Google Translate Music Game Eminem Edition, we talk about a guy who is surprisingly happy working in a place most of us would avoid and we close with a serious subject... Jason's Pizza Box Suicide note. 

 

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P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you see the way your cat is looking at you? DO YA????

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Where we celebrate the birthday of the legend Gary Busey by giving him a celebrity roast featuring Emperor Palpatine, Al Pacino, Tony Danza and Jesse Ventura! Then we make a musical out of his classic film Gingerdeadman, theorize on what conversations between Marvel and Mr Busey would be like if they asked him to be in their movies and feature 3 new Busey Juice Commercials! The man, the myth...The Buse. After that, we invent a dating app for guys with Dadbods, and we close with Spiderman-Far From Home predictions with the help of Sean from fellow Danger Entertainment podcast The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, Thanks guys! Also Ty Andrew Van for submitting roast jokes, check out his podcast, w/a recent episode featuring our own Jason Underwood, False Start, check him out!!

 

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..or any other podcast platforms they are on.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Gary Busey will kinda sorta refuse a role you offer to him but you aren't really sure what just happened.

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Hey guys, this episode is packed, enjoy it!

0:43 - INTRO

2:00 - Evan hates the new "PENNYWORTH" prequel show.

6:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #1 (Energy Drink made by Gary Busey; from episode 318)

10:25 - Evan's dream about Jeff Goldbloom.

12:00 - We talk about new "Child's Play" trailer.

16:05 - Remembering Peter Mayhew. Jason & Evan talk about their TOP 5 CHEWBACCA MOMENTS

35:45 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #2

37:00 - Evan brings another set of "Creepy Texts from Guys" he found online.

47:20 - We play another round of "THE BUTLER DID IT, AND THEY WERE BADASS." game. Based on "Pennyworth" what if OTHER maids and butlers had a prequel tv show of their younger days. (This round Lurch, Delbert Grady, & Octavia Spencer from "The Help"?)

1:11:10 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #3

1:12:00 - We talk about the "Ash VS Evil Dead" Demon-Baby scene.

1:18:05 - We talk about how "Walking Dead" is so depressing and it needs some fun interjected into it. Like an improv troupe. And then we spend the rest of the episode doing that because it was really fun. (with the help of TableTopAudio.com, use them and donate!)

1:32:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #4

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R.I.P. Peter we love and miss you.

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Where we start (After the new Danger Entertainment bumper!!!) with Captain Marvel talk..which somehow leads to Hitler phone pranking Mussolini...... we don't know either.... THEN we play another round of Amuse Me..where we come up with amusement park rides based on popular characters. After that, we talk about Chuckys' new voice and how..yes..Mark Hammill is a solid choice..but what about the man himself...Gary By-God Busey???? After that we play a quick round of Dad Swap where we..well Swap popular TV/Movie dads...and we close with a little Google Translate...Denmark edition.

 

 

Kids..If you listen, Hitler will totally pull a Jerky Boys on you....

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This week we talk about how what if radio rock jokes had to work at NPR. Then we get into how easy it is to feel emasculated at the lake or pool. Evan has some "Bachelorette" updates about Jordan & Chicken Guy's double date. We discover the most "cocky" debate method ever. "Before we go any further, you have to talk to my 'representative'."

Evan get's a harsh audio book review. Then Jason brings back an old game, "SUPER BEAST!: JURASSIC PARK EDITION!"

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We watch the SCARIEST HIPPO video. We unsucessfully try have an honorable conversation about the passing of Coco. (So sorry Coco.) We play a NEW GAME "Gary Busey-ism Game", where we make up our own. And we close out discussing where Bill Clinton got his inspiration for he and James Patterson's new novel "The President is Missing". 

Watch the Hippo Video HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08

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P.S. - Kids if you listen, you might get attacked by a Hippo. 

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Where we start w/ a Hallmark movie unlike anything you've ever seen! THEN Evan talks about the review he compulsively found on his audiobook Nightfall and how his average-ness continues to blow him away.... just not very strongly.... more like a weak desk fan..... but it's blowing at least!!! After that, we have an odd run where we both have plenty to say about CVS and too cool for school cashiers which brings us to the realization that the only people with true power are pharmacists. THEN we watch actual American Gladiators footage, and finally Jason brings back a game where we take the premises of Matlock, Diagnosis Murder, etc and come up with new shoes for old folks solvin' mysteries.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, some poop in a jar will collar you.

 

See the American Gladiators video here

 

And order Evans audiobook Anne Stuarts Nightfall here

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 4

 

Where Jason and Evan decided to give Marmite a fair shake and eat it the CORRECT way. Results are…mixed. Then gooey Marmite reminds Evan of the 1988 horror movie remake, “The Blob” which leads to, “What if Marmite was a horror movie?”

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Then Evan talks about the British Horror show, “Dead Set”which is basically “Big Brother” + Zombies. We then discuss which American reality shows we would want to see mixed with the UNDEAD. Jason realizes he knows absolutely nothing about zombies. And we explore the benefits of having the zombie-inspired ability to control your severed appendages. And how they can…get you stuff.

Jason and Evan revisit last week’s topic of “Drunk Dialogue”and examine the results of their experiment.

Evan recounts his real paranormal experiences while rehearsing an Honest-to-God horror play. And then we realize that there’s nothing scarier than the jokes of a child. And something even MORE scary is that nice old man you would NEVER suspect. But you can’t blame him because you DID defile his state park!

And we close with another HALLOWEEN QUIZ! Evan blends impressions and famous horror movie quotes and Jason has to guess them, which leads to the most TERRIFYING game show called:

“Doc Brown Goes Back In Time to F***Your Mother, and It’s Up To You To Stop Him!”

 


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Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!

P.S. - Kids, NSFW, if you listen, Doc Brown will invite you on his game show.

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Where we start with yet another of Jason's "brilliant" audio book ideas, then we segue into a semi-serious quiz game about the new Star Wars trailer called,

 
"How Well Do YOU Know the 'Rogue One' Trailer?"
 
After that, we watch maybe the best thing ever... brothers who care about their sister enough to convince her anesthesia-addled brain that the zombie apocalypse has begun!!!

 
THEN Jason reads another book report from 1990, we hear a stirring recommendation from an author who may be doing themselves more harm than good and close with another peek into the recording studio with good ole Gary Busey.
 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, then we got a problem...bear.
 
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Time for another BEST OF!!
We have athletes, musicians, Hitler. Plus "Impression Babies" is a game where we challenge each other to do 2 celebrity impressions at the same time! Enjoy!!

Track List:


01 - (Ep: 71) Peyton Manning Loves His Center (2:00) 
02 - (Ep: 84) Robin Thicke Really Wants Paula Back (4:20) 
03 - (Ep: 93) Impression Babies Game: Part 1 (24:15)
04 - (Ep: 108) Swaggy-P's Shoe Bodyguard (31:35) 
05 - (Ep: 124) Impression Babies Game: Part 2 (37:45) 
06 - (Ep: 140) Hitler's Shitty Ideas (44:15) 
07 - (Ep: 149) Tommy Bowden Is Too Laid Back (54:30) 
08 - (Ep: 150) Louie Anderson is "Gettin' In The Tub!"  (59:10) 
09 - (Ep: 152)  Gary Busey in "GingerDEAD Man"  (1:06:05
 
 
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