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Where we start by asking for help getting nominated in the 2019 People's Choice Podcast Awards!! Go to https://www.podcastawards.com/ to register and nominate The Bearded Ones under People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and if you are feeling extra nice, The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education!! Then we start talking about how Evan may have a killer in his midst...a cute,small,furry one and we talk a lil Ted Bundy..cuz..why not? After that we play a round of The Google Movie Translate Game using patriotic movies this time! THEN we create a commercial for the new dating app Dabod!! After that we play The Movie Trend Game where we use trends in some movies to create sequals to others, we play The Google Translate Music Game Eminem Edition, we talk about a guy who is surprisingly happy working in a place most of us would avoid and we close with a serious subject... Jason's Pizza Box Suicide note. 

 

Check out Andrew Van and his podcast False Start here

 

and don't forget the podcast awards! Vote here

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you see the way your cat is looking at you? DO YA????

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00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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00:45 - Intros

03:20 - Jason brings clips from last weeks episode that make us look foolish. 

07:30 - Evan reads one of the weirdest/grossest/boldest Profoundly messages he's ever seen. 

21:00 - Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME "The Cop Land Game" We replace "Cop" with other occupations and see what would happen. (Ex: "Dentist Land", "CutCo Land", & "Carnie Land")

40:25 - Evan brings a QUIZ! He translated Eminem lyrics from random languages back to English, and it's up to Jason to NAME THE SONG!

51:30 - Jason brings the "Character Actor Lifeline Game". Where we pick which character can help us out of tough situations. (Ex: Which Dennis Hopper character would help keep our kids off drugs? or Which Helena Bonham Carter character would help us get candy quick? or "Which Robert Englund character would help us if we're being chased by dogs?)

1:10:00 - We have more fun with infusing improv teams into apocalyptic movies and tv shows. This week we do Avengers: Endgame!

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Where we start with Evan realizing he is a freak by being asked by a civilian if they are turning into him!!! Then Jason berates himself for over-explaining... as in..he explains things to much.... see, the thing is, sometimes he overdoes explaining things.

Then we take a tour of HH Holmes' horror house and maybe he isn't the worst person in it...maybe. Then we hear a CNC machine that sounds like a good ole furry friend from space and we finally talk "SOLO"!!!! Jason finally goes over his "SOLO" Movie Predictions List!

After that, we play a new version of "The Google Translate Game" where we translate a transcribed conversation from a previous episode! THEN, we play a new game called "The Butler Did it, and Did it Badass" inspired by "Pennyworth" the new show based on Batman's butler Alfred, where we come up with possible shows based on OTHER Butlers & Maids.

We talk "God of War" and how for a god....he really throws his kid into a lot of danger...

And we close with a discussion of online reactors and if they toured and performed LIVE!!!!

 

Kids-If you listen, Evan will begrudgingly listen to you but hate himself for it. 

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Where we start with big news! Finally something happened in Jasons life! Clemson won the National Championship!! THEN, we talk about aging, do a quick "mini" bracket in reference to last weeks Cupids Corner, and Evan talks the threatening  sexiness that is Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez. After that, Evan brings some "kids" books he found, then he reads from a plot synopsis to an old comic he wrote, which leads to Jason reading an old story HE wrote. Hemingway.. it's not. THEN we play another edition of the Google Movie Translate Game and we close with cat talk and some improvised Jazz.... Hemingway...it aint. 

 

Also..all throughout this episode, because Evan lost a bet about the big game, Jason makes him rap and eat boullion and marmite. Pray for him.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Jason will write a story making you think it's all about you and you'll barely be in it.

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Where we start with a discussion of how great Stan Lee was...that somehow leads to mocking Kirk Douglas.... After that, Jason tests Evans Stan Lee knowledge (spoilers- he doesn't do well). After that, Evans talks some onstage mishaps from his last show.  Once that discussion is over, Jason brings a HI-LARIOUS clip from Evans other show, The Lucky Ten Thousand, where we see how funny he is with guests other than Jason, then Evan talks about his AMAZING Hulu VR experience AND we play The Google Translate Game, Jason brings us a rap he wrote in college and we close with another visit to a lil place called Cupids Corner!!

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, YOU will be Ba-Da-DAA.

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Where we start off hot...BODY HOT...that is.... THEN,we get into Patrick Stewart's glorious return to Trek, and continue with Jason basically roasting himself from a roast. THEN, we talk friend of the show, Alex Essoe and her amazing new gig as Wendy Torrence!!!! After that we discuss the beauty that is our new liason to Russia.... and they better watch out because if they get out of line, then Steven Segall will...nothing, absolutly nothing. They have nothing to fear from anything we do. After that we talk horrifying ice cream flavors and how you can be a little too cute when punning 'bout the end of the world. After that we talk about how a possibly mythological ape-man might not be real..but he is real sexy. And finally we close with...The Google Movie Translate Game!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will make Dolph Lundgren a liason to Saudi Arabia.

 

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See Segall dance here

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Where we start with discussions of the 2017 eclipse and how it creates delusions of granduer, THEN we get into a new game featuring friend of the show and Timberwolf author Tom Julian where Evan pits his Obi Wan Impression against Toms!! THEN we play Spanish Quiz, where Jason asks Evan simple geek questions...IN SPANISH!!! After that Evan brings us ANOTHER new game, this time what amusement park ride would be created based on disturbing movies!!! And finally we close with Cupids Corner!!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids...if you listen...your jilted spouse will Cupid you.

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