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Where we start with recounting our terrifying journey to a legit haunted park.... MMM MMM MMWWAAAAA!!! We share photos and a real incident that occurred there. THEN we play a new game where we replace the objects Chucky puts himself into in the Childs Play series, after that we hear another campfire story and we talk movies that gave us the chills.....
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a picture taken of yourself surrounded (unbeknownst to you) by roaches!!

Thanks Neil Griffin for the theme song, check out his other work here

Still supporting our friend Michelle and her fundraiser for her dog Norton here

 

 

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Where we start with Jason hearing Neil Griffins new Halloween theme song for the first time! After that, we play a few new games and some old faves- FIrst, Jason makes Evan do sound effects and then compares them to his own attempts, THEN we play a new version of The Steven Seagall Game... Horror edition! After that, we play Would You Fear It, where Jason takes scary things and sees if we can make them less so.... and we close out with finishing up Evans Horror Restaurant game!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Steven Seagall will refuse all your ideas.

 

Ty again Neil Lee Griffin, check out his website here

 

Support our friend Michelle's fundraiser for her dog Norton here

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Where we start with our new halloween theme song courtesy of Neil Lee Griffin!! After that, we announce a contest... a free copy of author (and friend of the show) Wofford Jones book, Soul Dreams if you can name Freddy Kruegers Wife and Daughter, email us your answer! THEN, we talk the results of the Podcast Awards, a creepy park nearby, we try to make restaurants themed for horror movies, Jason brings some campfire stories, Jim Bakker thinks he knows the devil wants to stop a certain douche from being appointed to the highest court in the land, we do an opposite movie game with horror movies and we close with a new Bracket... Which Horror Movie Setting Would Make the Best/Worst Honeymoon Destination!!

 

Check out the Jim Bakker article here

 

Check out the AWESOME Neil Lee Griffins work here

 

Email us your answer to the quiz question for Wofford Jones' book, Soul Dreams to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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Where we start with a shout out to our friends Valentine Wolfe!! We play a song off their newest album! THEN, Jason gifts Evan a skull...for.....candy.....ssuurreeee....and Evan realizes he's not just "A" god, he is "The" god. Jason then talks about his CRRREEEPPPYYY trip to Costa Rica and the CREEPINESS of it's theme park type rides....CREEPY...THEN Evan shows Jason a horrifying video of a woman who can somehow get hit repeatedly by a car and survive... she must be a member of the undead! THEN, Evan brings a game to the show.. Horrified...where we mix horror and non horror movies and finally Jason also has a terrifying game... Would They Survive?...where we take historically awful people and see if they would survive in horror movies.

 

Kids-If you listen, we will send you down the least safe water slide ever.

 

Check out Valentine Wolfe here

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Where we start with the realization that even a spooky laugh gets lonely..... THEN we talk about seeing "IT".... What?.... exactly. After that we delve into more movie talk with "The Evil Dead" remake AND "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5" (underrated) and "6" (nope.... as bad as you remember), and that leads to a new game Freddy, Fake or Fear!!!! After THAT, Evan shows Jason some real world scary sh*t, and we close with another new quiz game.... Horror Movie or American Gladiator's Event?

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Flakka'd.

 

See the Flakka video here

See the Elevator girl here

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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!!

We open with Jason's new HORROR SOUND FX! They're scary, but in a very different way.

Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, "The Final Girls" which leads to, "What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into.

We talk about how Stephen King's can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King's..."TOAST!". 

We continue with another round of "EV-BAN LEGENDS!!" (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris)

Evan brings a game called, "Mu-Ha-Ha-WHO?" Where Jason has to guess the celebrity based on their "Mu-Haha!"

And Finally

Jason brings a spin to our classic game, "Would You Fuck It?" called, "Would You FEAR It?" (And we create the monstrosity that is Half BLOB Half MATLOCK....BLOB-LOCK!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Where we continue with WEEK 2 of Halloween month by, first, coming to terms with the SKEERY realization that we didn't win a podcast award...again...but guest Catherine Mary Furlong all the way from jolly ole England help us with our suffering by doing a little suffering of her own! Mainly by trying traditional American Halloween candies....mmwwwaaa.

After that, Catherine tells us her own actual terrifying swimming story about when she thought her number was up and only a boy could save her... THEN we talk gory movies, English monsters and we close out with a Halloween Round of "Would You F*ck It?".... not IT the clown...just a general IT. Mwa.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, MMWWAAAA HHAAAA HAAAAAA

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Where we start the first week of Halloween Month 2017 with a bang... MWWAAA HAAA HAAA.... we play a new Valentine Wolfe song!!!! THEN we talk about last weeks episode and Evan re-lives the horror of being around people that actually love each other.... Then Jason brings some Urban Legends.... totally authentic...real ones.... Evan lets us listen to Carissas sexy outtakes entry, Jason submits Evan to a new Horror Movie Quiz and Evan submits Jason to...those same impressions he submits him to all the time.

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Check out Valentine Wolfe here

Check out Wofford Jones Soul Dreams here

Check out Evans Audiobook Nightfall here

And check out Iron Cast here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you gon git Pumpkin Butted!!!!!

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Where we (sigh) leave Halloween behind, but we still manage to talk about some scary movies and our own personal Halloweens!!! Jason talks "Event Horizon", Evan talks "They Look Like People"... the non-monkey version... then we get back into the movie, "Rings".

 
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In honor of the NEW Dr. Strange we watch the trailer for the OG Dr. Strange, which leads us to hearing Tom Brokaw give us the lowdown on some old school flicks in only the way he can.THEN we close out with a round of: SUPERBEAST!
 
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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, a monocled black widow will caw at you.

 

See the Dr Strange trailer here
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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 5

Where we start by reminding everyone about our "Impersonate The Bearded Ones" contest. And every entry will get a "Loot Envelope"!
Evan gives Jason the best Halloween costume.
Jason brings an old audio clip from last Halloween, which at first sounds like kids yelling at a clown, but ends up sounding very different. "Listen to FUTURE CLOWN, I'm trying to help you! AHH!!!"
 
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Jason and Evan were brought down a peg or 2 because they talk about their experience being featured in the latest Cracked article, "11 Quirky Photos of Improv Groups (That Will Make You Furious.)" 
Jason brings another quiz where he asks Evan:
"How Well Do YOU Know the "Rings" Trailer?"
We talk about "Zombeavers" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" and how Leatherface was quite the ladies man. We find a list of the WORST Halloween costumes. (Bert & Ernie never looked so terrifying)
 
And we close out with a video of a woman petting her Raven, but when you close your eyes, it sounds completely different!

LIVE 200th EPISODE TICKET INFO HERE!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-comedy-from-christian-rodriguez-baton-rouge-erich-laux-ann-arbor-marc-staudenmaier-tickets-28448432026

Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!


Read the Cracked article HERE!
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-most-punchable-thing-in-world-improv-group-photos/

Watch the "Rings" trailer HERE!

Watch the "Petting Raven" video HERE!

P.S. - Kids if you listen, Future Clown won't try to save you.
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