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Evan thinks that "Glasses Guy" from "Bly Manor" is actually just a peeping pervert. The "Storyteller" from "Bly Manor" could tell a single story as you CIRCLE THE ENTIRE GLOBE. The Super Friends learn about THE NIGHT STALKER, and they kill more people than him. And we come up with more options that the Newspapers came up with as possible names for The Night Stalker.

Jason guested on a D&D podcast, "The Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild" so he askes Evan to help him come up with his character. And Evan thinks "FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER" has jumped the shark.

00:30 - Intro's and Plugs. Please follow this link to VOTE FOR EVAN FOR (SUPPORTING ROLE)

2021 Upstate Theatre Awards Ballot (google.com)

02:30 - Glasses Guy is a peeping perv.

06:45 - We mock the "Storyteller" some more, with other places she can tell her long stories.

10:05 - Night Stalker meets the Super Friends!! They are horrified and end up killing people on accident.

17:30 - We come up with other names for "The Night Stalker" the newspaper could have tried.

25:15 - Jason comes up with a D&D character!!

44:15 - Evan thinks "Falcon and Winter Soldier" has jumped the shark. We get into it.

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(Wolves Image by Enrique Meseguer from Pixabay )

(Druid Image by Valgerd Kossmann from Pixabay )

(Shark Image by Reaper DZ from Pixabay )

Listen to "Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild Podcast" HERE!!

The Blue Ridge Adventurer’s Guild (podbean.com)

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Evan watches "Haunting of Hill House' two and a half years late. We loved it, but still make fun of it. Evan also started "Bly Manor" and realizes this is the LONGEST wedding reception story ever! PLUS we play "MOVIE WEAPONS SWAP GAME" 

00:30 - Intros

01:05 - Our last thoughts on "Snyder Cut" from last week.

04:30 - We talk about "The Haunting of Hill House". Evan loved "Bent Neck Lady" but he never noticed "The Big Gut Guy".

24:45 - Jason brings back the sound clip board!!

32:30 - Evan wonders if the ghosts can leave house, why not just live normal lives AS ghosts?

39:30 - Greg Sestero from "The Room" is in BLY MANOR!!

45:45 - Carla Gugino's "ghost story" during a wedding reception last 9 hours??!!

56:00 - We play "MOVIE WEAPONS SWAP GAME!!" (Ex: Cap's Shield/Freddy's Glove. Green Lantern Ring/Jason's Machete. Ash's Chainsaw Hand/Spidey's Web Shooters.)

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Watch "Movie Weapons Swap ROUND ONE" HERE!!

BEARDED ONES EP 399 - “I THINK THEY’RE FORMULATING A PLAN.” (podbean.com)

 

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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 4

 

Where Jason and Evan decided to give Marmite a fair shake and eat it the CORRECT way. Results are…mixed. Then gooey Marmite reminds Evan of the 1988 horror movie remake, “The Blob” which leads to, “What if Marmite was a horror movie?”

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Then Evan talks about the British Horror show, “Dead Set”which is basically “Big Brother” + Zombies. We then discuss which American reality shows we would want to see mixed with the UNDEAD. Jason realizes he knows absolutely nothing about zombies. And we explore the benefits of having the zombie-inspired ability to control your severed appendages. And how they can…get you stuff.

Jason and Evan revisit last week’s topic of “Drunk Dialogue”and examine the results of their experiment.

Evan recounts his real paranormal experiences while rehearsing an Honest-to-God horror play. And then we realize that there’s nothing scarier than the jokes of a child. And something even MORE scary is that nice old man you would NEVER suspect. But you can’t blame him because you DID defile his state park!

And we close with another HALLOWEEN QUIZ! Evan blends impressions and famous horror movie quotes and Jason has to guess them, which leads to the most TERRIFYING game show called:

“Doc Brown Goes Back In Time to F***Your Mother, and It’s Up To You To Stop Him!”

 


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Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!

P.S. - Kids, NSFW, if you listen, Doc Brown will invite you on his game show.

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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 1
 
Where we start with "What if Robin Williams died while filming 'Mrs. Doubtfire'?" Then we give the perfect Halloween gift.
Evan asks, "Why does the Grim Reaper have that scythe?" 
Then Jason shows a video of the creepiest/most delicious funeral...DEAD BODY CAKE??
Evan tells a story about how an old woman thought that her racist tract would help with his dead battery. Very Christian of her.
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Then Evan realized that Kevin Bacon was in many horror movies so he brings a new game called "Bacon'ing" Where we meld together two Kevin Bacon movies (one horror/one not) and create BRAND NEW movies. "Animal Tremors" sounds pretty amazing.
 
Jason challenges Evan's Horror acumen with another "Horror Movie Quiz" this one based only on Sound Effects. 
And finally we discuss those scenes from kids movies that are ACTUALLY scary. "Wizard of Oz", "Willy Wonka", "Gremlins", "Toy Story", etc.

Watch DEAD BODY CAKE clip HERE!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ghost Mrs. Doubtfire will try to reconnect with you!

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Where we start with talk of Jason's underwear (ladies) and how they change your day. Then we hear about feline stupidity and how awesome "Tremors" and "Critters" were. Then we get into the terror that is the Bobbit Fish and how the ocean sucks. And Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME to the table...RECAST IT! Where Evan randomly selects two movies, and must recast one with the actors of the other!

 
Then Evan talks to Timberwolf author and Bearded fan Tom Julian!!!
 
P.S. - Kids if you listen...Goddamn Bobbit Fish!!!
 
Check out Timberwolf here:

 

and the Bobbit fish video here:

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