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Evan thinks that "Glasses Guy" from "Bly Manor" is actually just a peeping pervert. The "Storyteller" from "Bly Manor" could tell a single story as you CIRCLE THE ENTIRE GLOBE. The Super Friends learn about THE NIGHT STALKER, and they kill more people than him. And we come up with more options that the Newspapers came up with as possible names for The Night Stalker.

Jason guested on a D&D podcast, "The Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild" so he askes Evan to help him come up with his character. And Evan thinks "FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER" has jumped the shark.

00:30 - Intro's and Plugs. Please follow this link to VOTE FOR EVAN FOR (SUPPORTING ROLE)

2021 Upstate Theatre Awards Ballot (google.com)

02:30 - Glasses Guy is a peeping perv.

06:45 - We mock the "Storyteller" some more, with other places she can tell her long stories.

10:05 - Night Stalker meets the Super Friends!! They are horrified and end up killing people on accident.

17:30 - We come up with other names for "The Night Stalker" the newspaper could have tried.

25:15 - Jason comes up with a D&D character!!

44:15 - Evan thinks "Falcon and Winter Soldier" has jumped the shark. We get into it.

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(Wolves Image by Enrique Meseguer from Pixabay )

(Druid Image by Valgerd Kossmann from Pixabay )

(Shark Image by Reaper DZ from Pixabay )

Listen to "Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild Podcast" HERE!!

The Blue Ridge Adventurer’s Guild (podbean.com)

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This week Evan and Jason talk "Wandavision" finale. Evan is confused by all the creepy weird medicine commercials on Hulu during "30 Rock". And Jason brings another clip from last weeks Night Stalker Survivor interview, but Evan FINALLY realizes that it's fake. It's not about serial killer Richard Ramirez, but ....Bigfoot.

00:30 - Intros & Plugs. Jason guested on "False Start with Andrew Van" where we talked about "Wandavision" also! Listen to hit HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/102-wandavision-post-finale-thoughts/id1455223970?i=1000512234341

26:45 - Evan finds a creepy commercial during funny "30 Rock" all about stopping wound discharge. 

31:30 - Another commercial about Pure Leaf Tea that makes you say "NO" and it ruins this lady's life, and in turn America.

38:45 - Part 2 of "Surviving the Night Stalker" clip & Evan FINALLY realizes that it's all fake. It's actually about Bigfoot.

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Listen to "False Start with Andrew Van" Wandavision Roundtable HERE!!

‎False Start with Andrew Van: 102: WandaVision Post Finale Thoughts on Apple Podcasts

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Evan gets hired to be an extra/stand in on a TV shoot! And it helps if you bring the right size shirts. And Jason brings a clip of Sean Penn in jail with "The Night Stalker". & Jason tricks Evan! Jason doctored a clip about Bigfoot, and told Evan it was about serial killer Richard Ramirez. 

00:30 - Introductions

01:05 - Evan's short story about tasting fame for the 1st time. A picture in the newspaper.

04:20 - Evan's big story of being an extra on a TV shoot. And all the things that went wrong, as well as the cool parts.

51:45 - Jason brings a clip of Sean Penn & Richard Ramirez being pen pals for the day. 

59:00 - Jason tricks Evan. The interview isn't about surviving "The Night Stalker" it's about surviving BIGFOOT.

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Watch "Sean Penn & Richard Ramirez" Video HERE!!

Shocking Details About The Night Stalker Richard Ramirez (Netflix left out!) - YouTube

Watch Episode 1 of "The First Five Years" HERE!!

The First Five Years - Season 1, Episode 1 - The Wedding on Vimeo

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Horror Month has begun! We always start our month of horror themed shows with a HALLOWEEN BEST OF to get us in the mood. Enjoy these 10 clips from the last year that we just love!! And tune in next week for the start of our Halloween Episodes!!

0 - [00:00] - Introductions. PLUS Trivia Giveaways. PLUS We want YOUR HELP with our "Inappropriate Alfred Hitchcock Cameos Game" for next week. 

01 - [02:05] - The REAL story behind our Horror-Themed Intro song. (Thank you Neil Lee Griffin) 

02 - [05:45] - "The Walking Dead" - Improv Show Episode.

03 - [18:15] - Can Freddy Kreuger Save You From Wild Dogs? (Character Actor Lifeline Game)

04 - [27:15] - Ted Bundy is Your Roommate

05 - [33:50] - The Old Shining Lady Keeps Messing Things Up!

06 - [39:10] - Michael McDonald is THE VOICE of Michael Myers.

07 - [47:00] - Creature Swap Game! "Snake" & "Jaws on a Plane"

08 - [53:45] - Would Jeffrey Epstein Survive "The Thing"?

09 - [57:30] - Would Jeffrey Dahmer Survive "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? (w Nate Oulette & Joe Johnson of Alchemy Improv Comedy)

10 - [1:00:45] - Twisted Endings Game - "Chucky" but with the ending of "Diabolique"?

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This week Evan shares a funny story about his new audiobook. Jason revisits last weeks episode and explore Chuck Chili's metal band "Chili Magnet". We pay homage to "Teddy and the Bassman" by playing a round of the "Steampunk Cellar" but we call it the, "Shitty Shed". Evan shares the dumbest serial killer letter. Jason shares some weird news from Grand Rapids Michigan. And we close with another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! Where we ask "Which Fictional Drug Addict would be the BEST Suicide Negotiator?" (Evan wasn't thrilled with this one.)

 

00:30 - Intros & Funny story about Evan's Audiobook

05:30 - Our podcast character "Chuck Chili" actually fronts a metal band "Chili Magnet" and here are some of his songs.

22:30 - We honor the "Teddy & the Bassman" podcast by playing our version of the "Steampunk Cellar"..."The Shitty Shed."

30:00 - Evan shares the dumbest serial killer.

36:50 - Weird News - Michigan residents are microwaving books. Evan and Jason come up with a better way to protect your books from COVID-19. 

46:00 - Bearded Ones Bracket! Since Drug addicts sometimes have to talk each other down from bad trips. Maybe they would be good at talking folks off literal ledges? "Which Fictional Drug Addict would be the BEST Suicide Negotiator?!"

(But if you're actually struggling with suicide please call the Hotline - 1-800-273-8255)

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Where we lament the loss of what would have been an AMAZING episode.... Damn you Nancy..... DAMN YOU!!!!! Then we wonder what happensd when one plant has to watch another die.... horribly...slowly....Halloweeny...... heh heh...weeny.... THEN we play a game where we Pitch That Horror Movie and realize there's nothing scarier than starting a business when you can only work at night. After that we play a new game where we attempt to normalize what sadistic killers say, Jason runs down a small list of celebrities and their scariest movies, and we close with a couple of scenes inspired by sound effects from Tabletop.com

Evan though you guys won't hear it, special thanks to Todd Jansen, Carter Allen and Lauren Clark and Terryl Fernbach. Also, after the end credits, please check out Shane Willimon and Nerdbliss' Urban Legends!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will bust your ass to produce something awesome that NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR!!! MMWWAA HHAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

 

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Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 097) – True Stories with Trevor Furlong (2:25)

02 - (Ep: 099) – Stickler Serial Killers (7:15)

03 - (Ep: 123) – Sweetalities (15:00)

04 - (Ep: 131) – True Stories with The Coalition Theater (18:00)

05 - (Ep: 143) – 2 Bite Brownie's Secret Room (28:00)

06 - (Ep: 145) – "He's a Ghost" with Craig Holcombe (33:00)

07 - (Ep: 148) – New Cenobites (37:10)

08 - (Ep: 157) – Devil Country (46:00)

09 - (Ep: 161) – "Finger Eyes!" (49:00)

10 - (Ep: 172) – The Jo-Mama (55:30)

11 - (Ep: 177) – "Don't Look At It!" (1:04:50)

12 - (Ep: 178) – "Jason Voorhee's Day Off" (1:09:30)

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Listen to Best of Halloween pt 2 HERE!

Listen to Best of Halloween pt 1 HERE!

Listen to more Trevor Furlong HERE!

Learn more about The Coalition Theater HERE!

Follow Craig Holcombe on Twitter HERE

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Where we prepare for THE FORCE AWAKENS by crapping on the prequels......again......then Jason forces us to talk about some positives about the prequels. Evan forces us to figure out some new Darth Names. THEN we talk about the horror.....the horror....the horror...of the horrible GINGERDEAD MAN movie. And get a sneak peek into the recording booth with its star Gary Busey (aka the Gingerdead Man) and his nipple rat..... it'll make sense when you hear it.

P.S.-Kids if you listen, Gary Busey will read you a bed time story.
Do yourself a favor and Netflix Gingerdead Man yourself. 

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We bring another BEST OF EPISODE! This one kicks off our month long celebration of Halloween and Horror! 

 
01 - (Ep: 62) Ghost Story: Jason Bryant (2:50)
02 - (Ep: 65) Ghost Story: Shane Willimon (5:45)
03 - (Ep: 66) Proof That Ghosts Are Real (14:35)
04 - (Ep: 83) Shaboom-Shaboom! (18:15)
05 - (Ep: 89) Dracula Would Make A Terrible Bank Robber (23:50)
06 - (Ep: 94) The Walking Muppet Babies (28:00)
07 - (Ep: 97) True Crime Story: Trevor Furlong (35:50)
08 - (Ep: 98) The Night Evan Was A Zombie (38:20)
09 - (Ep: 99) Jason Sucks At Horror Movies (49:00)
10 - (Ep: 101) Manson Is Doing Better Than Us (52:00)
11 - (Ep: 104) The Devil Is A Shitty Boss (56:25)
12 - (Ep: 107) The Family Circus Had Ghost Kids (65:40)
13 - (Ep: 119) Psychic Dream: Carolyn Lee Adams (69:45)
BONUS TRACK:
14 - (Ep: 83) "Silhouettes" by: The Rays (Metal Cover Version) (74:50)

 

Listen to BEST OF: HALLOWEEN EDITION pt. ONE HERE!

 

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Where we start with HUGE news about the forthcoming Bearded Ones Podcast Network!! Then we get into HUGE mistakes in clothes-changing-locations and old fogies that love ya gams, HUGE-ly uncomfortable bathroom situations, HUGE annoying small-talk throughout history, HUGE reactions to the "STAR WARS" and "BATMAN Vs SUPERMAN" trailers, HUGE bad super-villains and close out with another bracket series, this time with Serial Killers and we ask the question, "Which serial killer would make the best spy?" HUGE.

P.S.-Kids, its not for you, so listening would be a HUGE mistake.

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Where we help the geeks out there who are tired of all this bracket talk with a bracket of our own!

We have a bracket full of Superheroes and ask ourselves "Which superhero is the best lover?"
But first, we dig on Tinder and Tinder-bots, Jason gives Evan dating advice, we talk "Snowpeircer" (spoilers), we talk serial killers (spoilers) and so so much more!!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen....Evan will awkwardly hit on your mom.
Check out the Valentine Wolfe Video we discuss!!
Donate to our Friends at Victims!!
AND The Girl From Carolina!!

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Where we interview author/comedian Carrie Adams about her upcoming novel, "Ruthless", then we get into serial killer talk, morbidity, the WORST time to flirt,"The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe", "Sons of Anarchy", Katie Segal and her hotness, and so so much more.

P.S. kids- if you listen...well, just go watch "Misery"...that will happen to you.
Order her "Ruthless" HERE!
And check Carrie out on twitter!!

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We're back!!!! After the triumphant 100th episode we return with stories of how some people (namely Jason) just can't nail that first impression...and he'll also bleed all over your party...then the Underwood-palooza marches on when we get into a frank discussion on how pregnant women can be real dicks sometimes, and how Evan can be a real dick back. That then segues into a duo of awkward stories featuring Evan pretending to sleep and people really doing it near him. After that we discuss the soulkilling aspects of certain jobs, ASMR and a new terrorist ASMR show, then we two single guys lament the fact that Charlie Manson is doing better than either of us.

P.S.-Kids, you can start not listening again.
P.S.S-shout out to Clint Theile @vengefuljedi for the kind shout outs!!!

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Where we sit down with honest to god brit and former employee of Scotland Yard Homicide Trevor Furlong and talk about.... Dialects!!! Dick Van Dyke!! Jokes!!! And yes eventually we do talk about homicides, true crime stories, Jack The Ripper, Zodiac killer  and so much more!!

P.S. - Kids... This is the Zodiac speaking.... don't listen.
P.P.S - Happy Halloween!!!

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Where we start off with a 24 hour/stand up recap, then learn one of us has a new badass ride(by badass we mean mid-life crisis), then we discuss why certain pets suck, how the NFL are cheapskates, the pleasure (both cerebral and carnal) of OMAHA, serial killers as pitch men, personal hells, what Jacob Marley does in his spare time and even get a short visit from an old friend.


P.S. Thanks WOFFORD JONES!!!

P.S.S- We'll kick you threw the goal post like the ole pigskin if you let kids listen to this!!

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