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Jason brings a "real" clip from his audiobook "Knives of the World" he talked about last week. (Also read Evan's article all about him being an audiobook narrator.) Evan shares an amazing song called "My Gemini" by Driving Sirens. Listen to them on YouTube HERE!! Driving Sirens - My Gemini (Official Video) - YouTube

Evan has another "guys saying stupid stuff to girls" messages. And this guy really needs to learn how to spell. We talk about a local hub-bub about some near-nude statues in Greenville, S.C. We talk about all the things preppers COULD'VE filled up during the gas "shortage".  & Jason brings a bracket inspired by the vaccines. We ask, "Which Vaccine-Like Power Serum Upgrade would you choose?"

00:30 - Intros. & Evan's in the paper!! Audiobook narrator Evan Harris brings pages to life from the comfort of his apartment - GREENVILLE JOURNAL

01:10 - Jason plays a "real" clip from his audiobook, "Knives of the World".

11:45 - Evan brings a friends song, "My Gemini" by Driving Sirens. 

17:45 - Evan brings another awkward message a friend got from a guy.

30:10 - We get local and talk about folks trying to "cancel" our new statues.

42:50 - We talk about the silliness of this gas "shortage" on the east coast.

53:10 - "Power Serum Upgrade Bracket!" With help from Andrew Van & "One Star Reviews".

Listen to Jason's Episodes of "One Star Reviews" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/45-tupelo-honey/id1505211215?i=1000518837273

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Horror Month has begun! We always start our month of horror themed shows with a HALLOWEEN BEST OF to get us in the mood. Enjoy these 10 clips from the last year that we just love!! And tune in next week for the start of our Halloween Episodes!!

0 - [00:00] - Introductions. PLUS Trivia Giveaways. PLUS We want YOUR HELP with our "Inappropriate Alfred Hitchcock Cameos Game" for next week. 

01 - [02:05] - The REAL story behind our Horror-Themed Intro song. (Thank you Neil Lee Griffin) 

02 - [05:45] - "The Walking Dead" - Improv Show Episode.

03 - [18:15] - Can Freddy Kreuger Save You From Wild Dogs? (Character Actor Lifeline Game)

04 - [27:15] - Ted Bundy is Your Roommate

05 - [33:50] - The Old Shining Lady Keeps Messing Things Up!

06 - [39:10] - Michael McDonald is THE VOICE of Michael Myers.

07 - [47:00] - Creature Swap Game! "Snake" & "Jaws on a Plane"

08 - [53:45] - Would Jeffrey Epstein Survive "The Thing"?

09 - [57:30] - Would Jeffrey Dahmer Survive "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? (w Nate Oulette & Joe Johnson of Alchemy Improv Comedy)

10 - [1:00:45] - Twisted Endings Game - "Chucky" but with the ending of "Diabolique"?

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This week we have a special guest, actor/entertainer Brian Reeder!!

00:30 - Introductions & plugs.

03:45 - Jason recap's his wedding!

14:00 - Evan and Brian talk "Train to Busan" and the DUMBEST WAY TO DEAL WITH ZOMBIES from an episode of "BLACK SUMMER".

40:20 - We play "Is It Stalking?!" Where we randomly put celebrites/objects/actions together and ask the question, "Is It Stalking?"

(Example: Prince doing the Mash Potato near Axl Rose while holding a bag of dog tails.)

1:05:10 - Evan and Brian talk "Call of Duty" and how Evan sucks, & what if your AI troops were real? What would they think of you?

Follow Brian Reeder on Instagram HERE!

https://www.instagram.com/brown1312/

Listen to Evan's new YouTube Videos HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwL2LLisO4w

Check out Stephanie's "Next Southern Star" sketch HERE!

https://www.facebook.com/leannemorgancomedy/videos/next-southern-star-episode-2/312376186456846/

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Our last Halloween Episode this month!! With SPECIAL GUEST Miley!

02:20 - Intros

04:30 - ROAST OF DRACULA!! Special Guest Andrew Van of "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Podcast.

27:30 - Miley tells a Haunted Trail Story.

30:00 - Jason and Miley talk about "Candyman".

33:40 - Jason and Miley talk about their time at the 1st Annual Bigfoot Festival in Westminster S.C. 

42:50 - Evan talks about the ONLY WAY TO BEAT JASON in Friday the 13th!!

48:20 - Jason brings another round of "MOVIE SWAP: HORROR CREATURES EDITION" Where we swap the creatures in 2 horror movies and figure out what those movies would've been. (Example: Planet of the Apes & The Fly)

1:01:00 - Miley talks about the 1st scary movie she remembers seeing. And Evan breaks down "Nightmare On Elm St. Part 6" How it's an amazing idea, but has a tough execution. 

1:11:00 - We play a BONUS round of "MOVIE SWAP" with "The Ring" and "Critters".

1:14:20 - Jason brings another round of "HOLIDAY EPISODES: HALLOWEEN EDITION" Where we force TV shows that wouldn't normally have holday episodes onto them. (Example: Halloween Episode of 'This Is Us')

 

Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-fake-sports-real-shots/id1455223970

Background Music by: FesliyanStudios Background Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEuXiJ-d2YM

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Week 4 of our 2019 Halloween Month!!

00:45 - Intros

02:33 - Evan talks about "Nightmare On Elm Street" movie mistakes, and we explore Laurence Fishburne's acting method.

18:00 - Jason brings a game called "Director Mash-up" the results are....mixed. We have fun with it anyway!

26:00 - Evan asks us to make up Horror Movie Trailers AS IF they were family friendly movies. And Jason has to guess.

31:00 - Jason brings another round of "TWISTED ENDINGS: HORROR EDITION" (Example: Zodiac with the twist of "Friday the 13th Part 1")

39:33 - Evan brings a "HORROR MOVIE QUOTE QUIZ" for Jason!!

44:45 - Jason actually uses this voice changer. We've all heard of the SPOOKY TRUCKER and we share SPOOKY TRUCKER stories.

54:30 - Evan brings a game called, "MAKE IT SCARY!" where we make up STEPHEN KING stories out of ordinary things.

1:02:00 - Jason shares some more scary stories about the land Evan's Apartment is on. (Thank You Shane Willimon!)

1:08:10 - Jason felt guilty for doing an "Unsavory Witch" bracket last week so he brings a "Which SEXY Witch would you Pull a "To Die For" For?" Bracket!!

Read our article in the Greenville Journal HERE!!

https://greenvillejournal.com/2019/10/17/greenville-based-podcasts-take-in-the-local-landscape/

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00:45 - Intros

03:20 - Jason brings clips from last weeks episode that make us look foolish. 

07:30 - Evan reads one of the weirdest/grossest/boldest Profoundly messages he's ever seen. 

21:00 - Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME "The Cop Land Game" We replace "Cop" with other occupations and see what would happen. (Ex: "Dentist Land", "CutCo Land", & "Carnie Land")

40:25 - Evan brings a QUIZ! He translated Eminem lyrics from random languages back to English, and it's up to Jason to NAME THE SONG!

51:30 - Jason brings the "Character Actor Lifeline Game". Where we pick which character can help us out of tough situations. (Ex: Which Dennis Hopper character would help keep our kids off drugs? or Which Helena Bonham Carter character would help us get candy quick? or "Which Robert Englund character would help us if we're being chased by dogs?)

1:10:00 - We have more fun with infusing improv teams into apocalyptic movies and tv shows. This week we do Avengers: Endgame!

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Hey guys, this episode is packed, enjoy it!

0:43 - INTRO

2:00 - Evan hates the new "PENNYWORTH" prequel show.

6:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #1 (Energy Drink made by Gary Busey; from episode 318)

10:25 - Evan's dream about Jeff Goldbloom.

12:00 - We talk about new "Child's Play" trailer.

16:05 - Remembering Peter Mayhew. Jason & Evan talk about their TOP 5 CHEWBACCA MOMENTS

35:45 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #2

37:00 - Evan brings another set of "Creepy Texts from Guys" he found online.

47:20 - We play another round of "THE BUTLER DID IT, AND THEY WERE BADASS." game. Based on "Pennyworth" what if OTHER maids and butlers had a prequel tv show of their younger days. (This round Lurch, Delbert Grady, & Octavia Spencer from "The Help"?)

1:11:10 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #3

1:12:00 - We talk about the "Ash VS Evil Dead" Demon-Baby scene.

1:18:05 - We talk about how "Walking Dead" is so depressing and it needs some fun interjected into it. Like an improv troupe. And then we spend the rest of the episode doing that because it was really fun. (with the help of TableTopAudio.com, use them and donate!)

1:32:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #4

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R.I.P. Peter we love and miss you.

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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely Cop Would Make the Best Undercover Detective!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will give your facebook address to only douchebags. 

 

Email us for a Bum Luck and/or Christopher Falcon Birthday Greeting to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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This week Evan couldn't record so we have special guests, Andrew Van, Griffin Pafford & Ben Burris of the Alchemy Comedy Theater (Greenville, S.C.). We talk about their 5th Annual New South Comedy Festival finishing up this weekend, we play some games, and close out with a little improv courtesy of TableTopAudio.com

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(2:40) We chat beards, age and the "New South Comedy Festival".

(11:20) We play "Dad Swap", where we randomly pick 2 Dads from pop culture and swap them into each others realities and see what would happen. (EX: Swapping Maurice from "Finding Nemo" & Tony Soprano!)

(40:51) We play "Erotic Genres" where we randomly pick a genre, actor, actress and create our everyone Erotic Genre Movie! Why let "thrillers" have all the fun? (EX: An Erotic Mob movie starring Fred Rogers and Jodie Foster!)

(1:02:06) With the help of TableTopAudio.com we do an improv scene inspired by "The Highway"!

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:09:00) - (Ep: 193) Zombie's Bodies are Drones.

(1:13:30) - (Ep: 201) Jason's Will from 1994.

(1:22:10) - (Ep: 236) "Welcome to the Bumper Well" - From the game "Amuse Me" (Amusement Park rides inspired by movies)

Enjoy and donate to TableTopAudio.com HERE!

Learn more about AlchemyComedy.com HERE!

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(6:05) We play "Would You Fear It?!". A game, where we take horror characters and add silly physical and personality quirks and ask, "Would You Still Fear It?" (EX: Dracula but with Big Fat Titties & the personality of Winnie the Pooh)

(30:00) Jason and Evan make up the worst slogans for businesses.

(36:00) We play "Twisted Endings". A game where we add a twist ending to movies that don't have them. (EX: 'The Matrix' but with the twist ending of 'Fight Club'?)

(56:22) Jason and Evan play "Horror Movie Character Fight" based on the horror movies we just happened to watch this season. 

(1:08:20) We close with talk of the carnal needs of the characters in "Dawn of the Dead". Which leads to talk about a zombie movie where they didn't eat people. 

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:16:00) - (Ep: 192) - "No-Whack November"

(1:22:00) - (Ep: 200) - "'Ghost Adventurers' Recap" With Jason Farr of the "There It Is" podcast.

(1:27:10) - (Ep: 210) - "Michael McDonald the Horror Director"

 

Listen to the Profess-HERs Podcast HERE!! (https://professhers.podbean.com/)

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Listen to the "There It Is" podcast with Jason Farr HERE!! (http://www.thereitispod.com/)

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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where we start with a reminder about our ongoing Bearded Ones Fan-Girl Contest!!!

Email your submissions for the fan-girl rants to: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
Then we get into Kitchen Science AND the science of deadbeat dads, Cinnamon and her honest Powerball shamelessness, Star Trek and Riker saving the day...(ahem) ratings. Plus the worst line of dialogue in a great episode, and we go over the original Star Trek pilot,
 
THEN we get into less, well, good things and talk "Santa's Little Helper" and the baddest split personality wrestling team ever, then Evan professes.....something.....for Rose Mciver, and we finish off with what every good citizen needs to do when meeting a new species and being the representation of man meeting alien...beat the sh*t out of it with sticks. 

Check out Evans audible titles here:
 
 
Here's the alien article:
 
 
Don't forget to email us your audio/video for your Fan-Girl freakout to The Bearded Ones Hypothetical split to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will tell a redneck that you're an alien. Sticks to the head kids, sticks to the head.
 
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Where we start with creepy talk of stupid hunters telling BS stories, then we seque into terrifying tales of middle aged women (even cute ones), ruminate on Return of the Living Dead (hi beverly!), then we get into real life tragedies…. or minor inconveniences….. terrifying tales of children's hosts gone bad, how your family loves you, but loves your stuff more, and then finish with the legend that is…. the shortest lived and most polite metal(not really) band ever!!!!!!!!!!! MMWWAAA HHAAA HHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 
 
P.S. Thanks a-hole Wofford Jones!!!
 
P.S.S.-though not mentioned in this episode, pls pls pls check out our good friend Mary Beth Smiths podcast MBSING on pod bean. It rocks. She rocks. We all rock. Podcasters unite!!!
 
P.S.S.S-though not previously mentioned, don't let your little a-holes listen to this. skeery.

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