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Where we start with the acceptance that noone is sending us anything for the 300th ep (:() . THEN we continue with the acceptance that apparently, according to DC...everything needs to be dark....by talking about the Titans trailer. After that, we watch what we think is the trailer for Aquaman..if Aquaman is aqua-depressed.... then we hear a preview of the newest season of The Lucky Ten Thousand,which leads to discussion of John Krasinkis recent visit to our little town. After that, Jason plays a meme game with Evan and we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, John Krasinski won't be cool to you. 

 

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Check out Evans latest Audiobook, Blood on the Ice here

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Where we jump right in with the "Return of the Jedi-esqu 3rd part" of Evans fraud story, Evan gives a follow-up on the fate of hipster bear (the bag his Christmas gift came in), and Jason found more clips of Junk Man really making Lori Bakers blush. THEN we do, what may end up being, the most embarassing thing we have ever done. We each have found old tapes of our younger selves trying to be funny and they ending up being.....something.... Jason brings a clip of him alone in college, Evan brings a tape of he and a high school buddy talking in between songs of a mix tape they made.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... 16 year old Evan and 21 year old Jason will force you to do some sketches with them.

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Where we start with Part 1 of Jason's tales of Hawaii!!!! Then we have another TASTE TEST when he brings in some authentic Hawaiian snacks like... Pineapple Pretzels ...Spam Flavored Macadamia Nuts ...Sea Weed??...Why Hawaii...God why...

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After that, Evan gives us his OWN Part 2, namely what happened in the weird "Pulp Fiction-esque" follow-up with the girl who stood him up. THEN Evan brings some more childhood writings and other items and we close with a video showing either a guy realizing he just got caught for murder or the best actor in a generation...or both.....

P.S. - Kids...if you listen..... we will open that dumpster by god.

 

 

See the killer/actor video here!

 

(Stay tuned after the end song for two bonus outtakes!!!! Just like the Marvel end credit scenes!!!)

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Where we start with another shout out to Screaming Soup. Jason is once again the voice of the Toxic Avenger (New ep linked below).

After that, Evan brings some more old stuff he wrote that we mercilessly mock, we talk about the passing of Roger Moore and Chris Cornell and what WE would do if we auto-erotic-asphyxiated. We play another round of "Pitch That Show" where Evan randomly mixes actors and scenarios and he must "PITCH THAT SHOW!"

Then we watch a loudwire video featuring a dude who thinks he totally whooped GG Allin's ass, then realized you should never be close to GG Allin's ass.... Jason bring the McDonalds commercial showing what the Brits think we South Carolinians are like. And we discover that sometimes, having an online career as a food critic doesn't require experience.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, George Takei will haunt you....

 

See the new Screaming Soup episode here!

 

See the Loudwire list video here!

 

See Food Review UK here!

(Below: Evan as an Apple Tree, or Frank from "Donnie Darko")

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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:

"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"

Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?

Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]

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We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.

 

Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.

Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here

See the Pepsi Commercial Here

See "The Dove Incident" Here

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Where we start with fond memories of Don Rickles and Charlie Murphy, RIP fellas. Then we get back into the "Lulu" abomination (I mean album) by Metallica & Lou Reed, (since Jason actually listened to it this week) and we even play a QUIZ GAME based on it! "Lulu Lyric OR Quote from 'Cop'" [@20:40min mark]

From there we move on to Batman being less "bat" and more...."therapist"....

Jason brings us PART TWO of his serialized non-sensical story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@39:30min mark]

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AND lastly Evan brings an article from Cracked about the most horrifying episodes of 80s tv sitcoms!

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, well just pick one of the very special scenarios.

 

See the Punky Brewster clip here

 

See the Too Close for Comfort clip here

 

Read the Cracked article here

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Where we start with a review of "Lulu".... well kinda...cause one of us (Jason) didn't listen to the whole thing..... then Jason brings yet another old story he wrote in 1997 featuring yet another creepy old man entitled, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@30:00min mark]

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After that, we watch blooper outtake of the one thing that CAN foil James Bond...a pissed off feline. Then we talk dreams (it's more entertaining then it sounds) and we go through REAL messages people have ACTUALLY gotten from people they met on dating sites. and then we close with a round of Recast It, the game where we cast movies with the characters from other movies!!!

 

P.S.-Kids if you listen..do we even have to say it...Lulu listening party...

Watch the James Bond cat freakout here

 

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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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Hey guys! We will be back next week with a brand new episode, but until then, enjoy some of our favorite past clips!!

00 - Introduction
 
01 - (Ep: 115) Return of CAPTAIN NICE! (Starts @ 2:15 mark)
 
02 - (Ep: 134) Jason is a "Badass" (8:00)
 
03 - (Ep: 150) Jason's Awful Short Story from 1994 (10:45)
 
04 - (Ep: 157) Science Fun with your Dead Beat Dad (20:20)
 
05 - (Ep: 158) Evan Gets Kidnapped (31:05)
 
06 - (Ep: 176) 9-11 Dogs are Assholes (37:00)
 
07 - (Ep: 176) Orson Welles Wine Commercial Outtakes (43:00)
 
08 - (Ep: 181) Rudy Sucks at Everything (50:45)
 
09 - (Ep: 183) "I Am...The Onion." (1:01:00)
 
10 - (Ep: 185) Squad Game: 'King of the Pool' (1:05:20)
 
EMAIL: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
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