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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:

"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"

Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?

Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]

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We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.

 

Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.

Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here

See the Pepsi Commercial Here

See "The Dove Incident" Here

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Where we start with fond memories of Don Rickles and Charlie Murphy, RIP fellas. Then we get back into the "Lulu" abomination (I mean album) by Metallica & Lou Reed, (since Jason actually listened to it this week) and we even play a QUIZ GAME based on it! "Lulu Lyric OR Quote from 'Cop'" [@20:40min mark]

From there we move on to Batman being less "bat" and more...."therapist"....

Jason brings us PART TWO of his serialized non-sensical story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@39:30min mark]

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AND lastly Evan brings an article from Cracked about the most horrifying episodes of 80s tv sitcoms!

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, well just pick one of the very special scenarios.

 

See the Punky Brewster clip here

 

See the Too Close for Comfort clip here

 

Read the Cracked article here

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Where we start with a review of "Lulu".... well kinda...cause one of us (Jason) didn't listen to the whole thing..... then Jason brings yet another old story he wrote in 1997 featuring yet another creepy old man entitled, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@30:00min mark]

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After that, we watch blooper outtake of the one thing that CAN foil James Bond...a pissed off feline. Then we talk dreams (it's more entertaining then it sounds) and we go through REAL messages people have ACTUALLY gotten from people they met on dating sites. and then we close with a round of Recast It, the game where we cast movies with the characters from other movies!!!

 

P.S.-Kids if you listen..do we even have to say it...Lulu listening party...

Watch the James Bond cat freakout here

 

Email us your dating site conversations to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com or our facebook group page here

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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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Hey guys! We will be back next week with a brand new episode, but until then, enjoy some of our favorite past clips!!

00 - Introduction
 
01 - (Ep: 115) Return of CAPTAIN NICE! (Starts @ 2:15 mark)
 
02 - (Ep: 134) Jason is a "Badass" (8:00)
 
03 - (Ep: 150) Jason's Awful Short Story from 1994 (10:45)
 
04 - (Ep: 157) Science Fun with your Dead Beat Dad (20:20)
 
05 - (Ep: 158) Evan Gets Kidnapped (31:05)
 
06 - (Ep: 176) 9-11 Dogs are Assholes (37:00)
 
07 - (Ep: 176) Orson Welles Wine Commercial Outtakes (43:00)
 
08 - (Ep: 181) Rudy Sucks at Everything (50:45)
 
09 - (Ep: 183) "I Am...The Onion." (1:01:00)
 
10 - (Ep: 185) Squad Game: 'King of the Pool' (1:05:20)
 
EMAIL: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
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Where we begin with Evan telling tales out of school...literally....THEN Jason reads his 1993 "Letter To The Editor" from his middle school Newspaper "Panther News" from 1993. It's important.

 

We then take another trip to "Cupids Corner" AND Jason shows us what became of Jim Bakker...and it's worse than the hell he is probably going to.... THEN, from that we check out The Kevin Shorey Show and his amazing segment with our new hero...THE JUNK MAN.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we talkin 'bout END TIMES!!!!

 

Check out the Jim Bakker show here

 

Check out Kevin Shoreys show here

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Where we start with an amazing array of people wishing Evan a Happy Birthday with their own unique impressions!! Thank you all so much! 

THEN, we get into a-holes at their kids basketball games and Jason reads us a peom from what we on the show like to call his "Dark Years"...and by dark years we mean that one time he tried to write a downer poem.

THEN, we close out with a game sent to us by Lucky Ten Thousand co-host and friend of the show, Carissa, where we, "Play Lyrics of a Famous Song Read by a Robot and Have To Guess The Song!" 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, that guy we talk about..... that's your Dad.

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Where we start with Jasons plug for the animated webseries he did a guest voice on, Screaming Soup, THEN Evan plugs his own depression with a poem written by him when he was young..... but still WAY too old to write something like this. But that's not all, Evan then reads from his Junior High School Year...Pack of Papers. He made his own yearbook.

 

THEN Jason brings a new game to the table... "Make a new 80s drama featuring an aged celebrity and an Occupation!" The results? I don't know, but there's murder afoot!

THEN we close out with another edition of "Cupid's Corner" (horrible dating profiles) and a lady who at least knows what she likes to do..... which is f*ck.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your mom will finally explain where all the facial scarring comes from.

 

See Jasons VO as Toxi here

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Where we start the NEW YEAR by doing something new and talk about Sports! Jason even predicts the winner of the College Football Championship game! (Hint Hint: Clemson) Then we realize football has a dark side...in your backside...

 

Then we get into Mark Hammill and his puppet, play another round of "SQUAD" (Evan randomly picks his Squad, then has to assign them into different scenarios). Evan brings in another insane dating profile and Jason closes out his 3rd Telephone-style written story from 1998! 

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... we have a football camp we will take you to.

 

Check out Singing in the Woods by 3rd Burrough Here

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