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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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Hey guys! We will be back next week with a brand new episode, but until then, enjoy some of our favorite past clips!!

00 - Introduction
 
01 - (Ep: 115) Return of CAPTAIN NICE! (Starts @ 2:15 mark)
 
02 - (Ep: 134) Jason is a "Badass" (8:00)
 
03 - (Ep: 150) Jason's Awful Short Story from 1994 (10:45)
 
04 - (Ep: 157) Science Fun with your Dead Beat Dad (20:20)
 
05 - (Ep: 158) Evan Gets Kidnapped (31:05)
 
06 - (Ep: 176) 9-11 Dogs are Assholes (37:00)
 
07 - (Ep: 176) Orson Welles Wine Commercial Outtakes (43:00)
 
08 - (Ep: 181) Rudy Sucks at Everything (50:45)
 
09 - (Ep: 183) "I Am...The Onion." (1:01:00)
 
10 - (Ep: 185) Squad Game: 'King of the Pool' (1:05:20)
 
EMAIL: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
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Where we pop Jasons Cracker Cherry!! But first we talk cereal moms, "Rogue One" (spoiler talk ends at minute 29:05), we celebrate the life of Carrie Fisher with a Carrie inspired QUIZ. Evan reads a racist dating profile (but she's so loving), then we close with another one of Jason's chain stories!!!

 

We will Miss you Carrie.

Check out Evans interview for Podcasting Smarter Here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get mocked for your bubble-butts...your bubble-bubble-bubble-butts.

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Where we start with learning about the hidden depth inside one of our greatest entertainers and how he will quench your Durst.

 

Then we get into another "Triple X" rant, an "X-Men: Apocolypse" rant, A new "Star Wars" word game called, "Last Letter Challenge", and we realize that even though the good guys won The Battle of Endor...there were victims...oh yes...there were victims.... Then we react to a reactor reacting to Metallica!!!!!!!! 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you can stick it up your...yeah.

See Chainsaw react HERE!

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Where we do start with some election talk (we swear, it's light frothy and fun, but if you just can't take it, go to minute 28), then we talk about our live 200th show recording, our unfortunate new local "celebrity" and how he also does amazon reviews like Evan.... just more... killy. Then we mock Vin Diesel's new "XXX" movie. And Jason brings a NEW QUIZ in honor of VETERANS DAY!!

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And we close out with the sultry letters of President Warren G. Harding!

 

See Laughing Stock Improv's longform set at the New South Comedy Festival here !

 

P.S. - Kids...well we're all f*cked anyway, so just do what ya want.

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Where we (sigh) leave Halloween behind, but we still manage to talk about some scary movies and our own personal Halloweens!!! Jason talks "Event Horizon", Evan talks "They Look Like People"... the non-monkey version... then we get back into the movie, "Rings".

 
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In honor of the NEW Dr. Strange we watch the trailer for the OG Dr. Strange, which leads us to hearing Tom Brokaw give us the lowdown on some old school flicks in only the way he can.THEN we close out with a round of: SUPERBEAST!
 
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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, a monocled black widow will caw at you.

 

See the Dr Strange trailer here
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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 5

Where we start by reminding everyone about our "Impersonate The Bearded Ones" contest. And every entry will get a "Loot Envelope"!
Evan gives Jason the best Halloween costume.
Jason brings an old audio clip from last Halloween, which at first sounds like kids yelling at a clown, but ends up sounding very different. "Listen to FUTURE CLOWN, I'm trying to help you! AHH!!!"
 
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Jason and Evan were brought down a peg or 2 because they talk about their experience being featured in the latest Cracked article, "11 Quirky Photos of Improv Groups (That Will Make You Furious.)" 
Jason brings another quiz where he asks Evan:
"How Well Do YOU Know the "Rings" Trailer?"
We talk about "Zombeavers" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" and how Leatherface was quite the ladies man. We find a list of the WORST Halloween costumes. (Bert & Ernie never looked so terrifying)
 
And we close out with a video of a woman petting her Raven, but when you close your eyes, it sounds completely different!

LIVE 200th EPISODE TICKET INFO HERE!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-comedy-from-christian-rodriguez-baton-rouge-erich-laux-ann-arbor-marc-staudenmaier-tickets-28448432026

Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!


Read the Cracked article HERE!
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-most-punchable-thing-in-world-improv-group-photos/

Watch the "Rings" trailer HERE!

Watch the "Petting Raven" video HERE!

P.S. - Kids if you listen, Future Clown won't try to save you.
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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 4

 

Where Jason and Evan decided to give Marmite a fair shake and eat it the CORRECT way. Results are…mixed. Then gooey Marmite reminds Evan of the 1988 horror movie remake, “The Blob” which leads to, “What if Marmite was a horror movie?”

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Then Evan talks about the British Horror show, “Dead Set”which is basically “Big Brother” + Zombies. We then discuss which American reality shows we would want to see mixed with the UNDEAD. Jason realizes he knows absolutely nothing about zombies. And we explore the benefits of having the zombie-inspired ability to control your severed appendages. And how they can…get you stuff.

Jason and Evan revisit last week’s topic of “Drunk Dialogue”and examine the results of their experiment.

Evan recounts his real paranormal experiences while rehearsing an Honest-to-God horror play. And then we realize that there’s nothing scarier than the jokes of a child. And something even MORE scary is that nice old man you would NEVER suspect. But you can’t blame him because you DID defile his state park!

And we close with another HALLOWEEN QUIZ! Evan blends impressions and famous horror movie quotes and Jason has to guess them, which leads to the most TERRIFYING game show called:

“Doc Brown Goes Back In Time to F***Your Mother, and It’s Up To You To Stop Him!”

 


LIVE 200th EPISODE TICKET INFO HERE!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-comedy-from-christian-rodriguez-baton-rouge-erich-laux-ann-arbor-marc-staudenmaier-tickets-28448432026

Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!

P.S. - Kids, NSFW, if you listen, Doc Brown will invite you on his game show.

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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 2

Where we start with "pride"... by that we mean, "begging for your submissions to the Evan and Jason impression contest".... we know you're out there. THEN we get into tree-babies...skeery...amateur stuntmen and their amateur ends... and how you can end a party very effectively, as long as you have no sense of what's appropriate.

 
Evan talks about "The X-Files" and how critics can get lost in their own semi-cleverness, and Jason asks the question, "Why didn't Chucky pull a "Red Paperclip" scenario in 'Child's Play'?"
 
We play a game where Jason challenges Evan to identify if these quotes are the last words of dying patients, death row convicts or "Scooby Doo" characters.
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Jason, once again, reads from his douchey Livejournal. This time only posts from October's past. Just a scant.... well... ten years ago. And we see how much he has matured in a decade.. because at some point, he finally learned how to drop the S-bomb.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jason will give you a stern, but not cussy stern, talking to.
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