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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!!

We open with Jason's new HORROR SOUND FX! They're scary, but in a very different way.

Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, "The Final Girls" which leads to, "What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into.

We talk about how Stephen King's can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King's..."TOAST!". 

We continue with another round of "EV-BAN LEGENDS!!" (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris)

Evan brings a game called, "Mu-Ha-Ha-WHO?" Where Jason has to guess the celebrity based on their "Mu-Haha!"

And Finally

Jason brings a spin to our classic game, "Would You Fuck It?" called, "Would You FEAR It?" (And we create the monstrosity that is Half BLOB Half MATLOCK....BLOB-LOCK!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where we have our first official Bearded Ones/Teddy and the Bassman Crossover!!!! We start with a discussion of dialogue and how hard it is to make the cheessiest lines sound dramatic, that segues into a discussion about bad lines in good movies, after that we go back to the never-ending well that is The Bean-Boozled Jelly Bean Challenge and expose Teddy and the Bassman to the wonders of awful food (The english one probably already knows what that's like...BURN). Then we play two patented Bearded Ones games...

"Is It Stalking?" AND "Would You F*ck It?!"

 

Check out PART 2 of this crossover on Teddy and the Bassman (when they post it, we beat them to the punch a little, or just listen to them in general as you should be doing!) Here

 

Nominate us for the Podcast Awards Here (nominations over July 31st..PLEASE )

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you'll get the boozled.

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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:

"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"

Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?

Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]

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We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.

 

Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.

Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here

See the Pepsi Commercial Here

See "The Dove Incident" Here

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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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Hey guys! We will be back next week with a brand new episode, but until then, enjoy some of our favorite past clips!!

00 - Introduction
 
01 - (Ep: 115) Return of CAPTAIN NICE! (Starts @ 2:15 mark)
 
02 - (Ep: 134) Jason is a "Badass" (8:00)
 
03 - (Ep: 150) Jason's Awful Short Story from 1994 (10:45)
 
04 - (Ep: 157) Science Fun with your Dead Beat Dad (20:20)
 
05 - (Ep: 158) Evan Gets Kidnapped (31:05)
 
06 - (Ep: 176) 9-11 Dogs are Assholes (37:00)
 
07 - (Ep: 176) Orson Welles Wine Commercial Outtakes (43:00)
 
08 - (Ep: 181) Rudy Sucks at Everything (50:45)
 
09 - (Ep: 183) "I Am...The Onion." (1:01:00)
 
10 - (Ep: 185) Squad Game: 'King of the Pool' (1:05:20)
 
EMAIL: beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
 
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Where we pop Jasons Cracker Cherry!! But first we talk cereal moms, "Rogue One" (spoiler talk ends at minute 29:05), we celebrate the life of Carrie Fisher with a Carrie inspired QUIZ. Evan reads a racist dating profile (but she's so loving), then we close with another one of Jason's chain stories!!!

 

We will Miss you Carrie.

Check out Evans interview for Podcasting Smarter Here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get mocked for your bubble-butts...your bubble-bubble-bubble-butts.

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Where we start with learning about the hidden depth inside one of our greatest entertainers and how he will quench your Durst.

 

Then we get into another "Triple X" rant, an "X-Men: Apocolypse" rant, A new "Star Wars" word game called, "Last Letter Challenge", and we realize that even though the good guys won The Battle of Endor...there were victims...oh yes...there were victims.... Then we react to a reactor reacting to Metallica!!!!!!!! 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you can stick it up your...yeah.

See Chainsaw react HERE!

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