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Halloween is over but we are excited with this jam packed episode!! We talk "Star Trek", Alex Trebek's past hosting duties, awful dating profiles, plus more!

00:30 - Introductions, 400th episode preview talk.

01:45 - Election talk: Trump trying to prove fraud. What Trumps using campaign money for? His new yacht: "ReElection".

05:30 - Jason's real story about a creepy guy in a gas station parking lot.

23:45 - STAR TREK OBERVATIONS - Weird William Shatner/Avery Brooks's "Piano Interview".

37:05 - Picard is TOO INTO Tasha Yar. PLUS Picard McConaughey. 

40:05 - Hypocrite Riker can get action, but Diana Troy canNOT.

47:30 - Picard is secretly BATMAN.

54:45 - Charles Barkley is BACK for the 15th year anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg. (Thanks Andrew Van of "False Start: with Andrew Van" podcast)

58:45 - Jason test's Evan! "ALEX TREBEK REAL/FAKE GAMESHOW QUIZ!!" Jason reads game show premise and Evan has to guess if it's real or one Jason made up.

1:13:10 - Evan brings more awful dating profiles in another round of CUPIDS CORNER!!

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Listen to False Start with Andrew Van Podcast HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

Watch "William Shatner interview with Avery Brooks" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

New South Comedy Festival HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

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We close Halloween Month 2020 with a Roast of the Babadook, some weird things Evan has noticed about the election, & Evan brings some more weird Star Trek musings.

00:26 - Introductions

02:45 - THE ROAST OF THE BABADOOK!! (Thank you Andrew Van of "False Start with Andrew Van Podcast")

32:00 - Evan tells a funny John Madden Story.

34:30 - Stop asking Republicans and Democrats who will win, they both say the same thing.

40:35 - Star Trek Observations. Miles O'Brian's Wife get's tough, Horrible Episode synopsis, Good Kirk vs Bad Kirk, How Spock/Kirk Fan Fiction started, etc.

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Listen to our NEW ANIMATED clip "Dracula is the WORST Bank Robber!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3j2q8dYn4

 

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Evan & Jason are doing another CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY ROAST!! This month we picked Tyler Perry (Sept. 13th). Along with Evan and Jason, they have special guests Andrew Van Manus, Clancy (False Start: with Andrew Van Podcast) & Alrinthea Carter (Alchemy Comedy Theater). 

00:30 - Intros and Plugs (Evan has a new voice over You Tube video)

02:00 - We introduce the ROAST!!

05:30 - We start the ROAST!!

06:45 - DR. PHIL

09:45 - MIKE TYSON

11:30 - (SPECIAL GUEST #1) RAY ROMANO (Andrew Van)

15:20 - TYLER'S ADOPTED NEPHEW (Manus Clancy)

19:45 - WERNER HERZOG

24:05 - QUENTIN TARANTINO

26:00 - (SPECIAL GUEST #2) CHARLES BARKLEY (Andrew Van)

30:00 - TYLER'S WIG DESIGNER (Alrinthea Carter)

34:10 - EUGENE LEVY

36:45 - MAN OF THE HOUR: TYLER PERRY!!

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Watch Evan's You Tube video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAMnkksRA0

Listen to "False Start: with Andrew Van" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

 

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Hey guys, this week we have a fun show where Evan goes down memory lane and shares some embarrassing stories that he sees in a new light after his ADHD diagnosis. We give our predictions for the new "NEW MUTANTS" movie coming out this weekend (Finally) (Thanks Sean!!). Evan shares some weird things he saw from Star Trek: TNG. And Jason reads PART 2 of "JUNGLE", his story he wrote at age 16.

00:30 - Intros and plugs "How to ADHD" YouTube series, "One Star Reviews: with Andrew Van" podcast, and The ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE, virtual man+dog obstacle course race. (OCR)

02:25 - Evan's funny stories from his past. + ADHD discussion.

18:30 - Our "New Mutants" Predications Quiz with Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast"!!

58:55 - Funny moments from "Star Trek: TNG" Worf must be loud all the time. Why is everyone's hobby so damn sophisticated, & Worf had a blood brother he forgot all about??

1:11:15 - Jason reads part 2 of "JUNGLE"!! (His kinda shitty story he wrote at age 16).

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HOW TO ADHD You Tube series HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nPM1_kSZf91ZGkcgy_95Q

ONE STAR REVEIWS: with Andrew Van HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215

ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE HERE!!

https://runsignup.com/Race/SC/Greenville/UltiMuttAnywhereChallenge

Listen to more SEAN & The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast HERE!!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/pittsburgh-nerd-podcast

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This week we do another Bearded Ones Roast. In the past we've roasted Gary Busey and Dracula, this time we hit the legend, Hulk Hogan! Then we thank our buddies Richard and Shawn over at the "Language of Bromance podcast" and we answer some of the same fun questions they did on their episode 320 "Truth or Drink". Then we close with another one of Jason's awful (but this time not so much) story from when he was like 16 years old.

00:30 - Intros and THE BIG SHOW!!

04:00 - The Roast of HULK HOGAN!! Featuring HHH, Billy "The Brain" Hennan, Kermit The Frog, George Costanza, Christopher Lloyd, & Chris Hemsworth!! (Thank you Andrew Van & Manus Clancy (Alchemy Comedy Theater) for your submissions!)

39:00 - Language of Bromance played "Truth or Drink" and we thought it was cool so we answer some of the same questions! 

53:20 - Jason reads "Jungle" a kinda shitty story he wrote (with help) back when he was 16 years old. 

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Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "FALSE START: FAKE SPORTS REAL SHOTS" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

And listen to Manus Clancy's episode "Fictional Sports Draft" HERE!! (As well as episodes: 50, 63, 65, 66, 68 & 69)

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fantasy-draft-re-release/id1455223970?i=1000486176538

Here's Episode 320 "Truth or Drink" of Language of Bromance Podcast HERE!!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-language-of-bromance/e/76816605

We love you Hulk Hogan.

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Amazing show this week. Evan talks gross drinks, Jason brings "Good" Game ideas for our 400th episode. We talk "Zombie Karen" video. We read craigslist missed connections, Evan found new words Jason can call his wife. Jason brings a clip from last week "REALLY?!!" And we close with the beauty that is Gary Busey on Cameo. 

00:30 - Intros

01:30 - Evan drinks something gross.

04:40 - Jason's "Great" new game ideas for our 400th episode. FYI Evan hates them.

12:50 - We watch the "Zombie Karen" video. And talk about mask vs no mask.

35:50 - Jason reads Craigslist Missed Connections from Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me."

45:00 - Evan brings a list of terms, Jason can call his new bride, from around the world.

56:00 - We relive an amazing clip from last week's episode "REALLY?!!" (Thank you Brian Reeder)

59:30 - Gary Busey is on Cameo, 'Nuff Said.

NOMINATE US HERE!! (for COMEDY) at the People's Choice Podcast Awards!!

https://www.podcastawards.com/app/signup/

Watch Zombie Karen Video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f1NngO6xeM

Buy Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me" HERE!!

https://www.amazon.com/Hope-You-Find-craigslists-Connections/dp/1683490223

And if you want to buy the Bearded Ones a Gary Busey Cameo, it's right HERE!!

https://www.cameo.com/garybusey

Listen to Evan's episode of "False Start: Fake Sports Real Shots" - TV DAD Bracket HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-67-best-tv-dads/id1455223970?i=1000482291137

 

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This week we recap Jason's virtual Bachelor Party Roast. (Thanks Andrew Van!) Evan talks "To Catch A Predator". We play another round of "Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" and we close with "Gary Busey: Pet Judge!"

2:00 - Jason brought some clips from his virtual Bachelor Party Roast. Jokes on Jason, Evan, & The show too!

23:50 - Evan talks his favorite past moments of "To Catch a Predator" and brings a clip.

40:10 - We play another round of "The Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" We randomly combine "Famous Locations" & "Action Objectives" and we have to create the stunt!! (Ex: "Space X Shuttle" & "Get the Vaccine") (We played it before on Ep: 357)

1:00:15 - We talk about "Gary Busey: Pet Judge" who can't get the show name right & we think Gary took the job just to get a free meal. 

Check out Andrew Van & Brandon Rainwater's Roast Battle Shows HERE & HERE!

Roast Show #1:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10220989846112400/

Roast Show #2:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10221070900298704/

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Where we start with someone in the background enjoying life and Evan wonders what that's like. After that, Evan shows Jason how dangerous fighting can be. Then we play a game where we figure out the next Disney Plus Star Wars show. After that Evan talks about yet another dream where he just cannot be cool. THEN we talk a segment from Minority Report and we finish with a new bracket, this time Which is Your Favorite OG Bearded Ones Character Round 2!!

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P.s.-Kids, if you listen.....titties

Check out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-fake-sports-real-shots/id1455223970

AND One Star Review here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215?fbclid=IwAR0d1BPt2M88Vj3eq2hjtx4e0ZPVlxRyGUYjWZUDUW3lCgGXf109UuVimQg#episodeGuid=97583524-5d9e-4b74-8008-cdc7ff92f41e

Check out "Improv Separately Together" here: https://www.facebook.com/improvseparatelytogether/

 

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Where in light of the soon to be nuptials of Jason and his lovely fiancé Miley, Evan devises games! Meant to destroy them! But they survive!

Evan takes them through a multiple choice game designed for each of them, a version of the Newlywed Game and with a little help from their friends... a podcast Family Feud!! Plus a bonus homemade Mad-Lib about their perfect date.

P.s-Kids, if you listen...you will have to hear happy people talk about love. Blrgh.

Check out Andrew Van's podcast "One Star Reviews" here... https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215
And Jason Farr's Podcast "There it is" here... http://www.thereitispod.com/

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Where we start by asking for help getting nominated in the 2019 People's Choice Podcast Awards!! Go to https://www.podcastawards.com/ to register and nominate The Bearded Ones under People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and if you are feeling extra nice, The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education!! Then we start talking about how Evan may have a killer in his midst...a cute,small,furry one and we talk a lil Ted Bundy..cuz..why not? After that we play a round of The Google Movie Translate Game using patriotic movies this time! THEN we create a commercial for the new dating app Dabod!! After that we play The Movie Trend Game where we use trends in some movies to create sequals to others, we play The Google Translate Music Game Eminem Edition, we talk about a guy who is surprisingly happy working in a place most of us would avoid and we close with a serious subject... Jason's Pizza Box Suicide note. 

 

Check out Andrew Van and his podcast False Start here

 

and don't forget the podcast awards! Vote here

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you see the way your cat is looking at you? DO YA????

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Where we celebrate the birthday of the legend Gary Busey by giving him a celebrity roast featuring Emperor Palpatine, Al Pacino, Tony Danza and Jesse Ventura! Then we make a musical out of his classic film Gingerdeadman, theorize on what conversations between Marvel and Mr Busey would be like if they asked him to be in their movies and feature 3 new Busey Juice Commercials! The man, the myth...The Buse. After that, we invent a dating app for guys with Dadbods, and we close with Spiderman-Far From Home predictions with the help of Sean from fellow Danger Entertainment podcast The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, Thanks guys! Also Ty Andrew Van for submitting roast jokes, check out his podcast, w/a recent episode featuring our own Jason Underwood, False Start, check him out!!

 

Nominate us under Peoples Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film for the 2019 People's Choice Podcast awards at www.podcastawards.com

 

Listen to The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast here

Check out The False Start Podcast here

..or any other podcast platforms they are on.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Gary Busey will kinda sorta refuse a role you offer to him but you aren't really sure what just happened.

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00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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Where we start with a shout out to Actress, Yoga Guru Regan Talleh!!! THEN we start the show proper with talk opening night mishaps, which leads to a production like you've never seen.... because you literally can't. THEN we talk Empire fashion, we shout out former guest Andrew Van's new podcast "False Start", talk bad cast parties, Jason has been obsessed with Marvel/DC counterpart characters so we play a game called "Comicbook Counterpart Characters" where we come up with more.

Evan talks about how even when you try to lose weight, when someone sees your stocky ass digging for food in your car NEVER looks good, We discover that Buffalo Bill has a side business all about body suits and we because Disney released more information about Galaxy's Edge we close with another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create new Star Wars amusement park rides!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a hobo will ruin your vacation..or enhance it....

 

Check out Regan Talleh for your Yoga needs by emailing her @ Funnygirlyoga@gmail.com

 

Check out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here 

 

Check out the body suit video here

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Where we start with expressions of love to each other by exchanging gifts for Christmas. Then Evan shows his hatred for Jason by chastising him for negating all his verbal trickery from last week. THEN we talk about how stupid young people are for preferring the "Star Wars" Prequals to the Original Trilogy. THEN we talk "The Last Jedi" (Spoilers over at 45:13 mark)!!! After that we visit a cute little kitty who needs some love...and a GD face!! Chase No-Face is a miracle.

Then we get into the effects Bill "The Junk Man" Whaley has on DA LADEEZ... ok, well, one lady, Lori Bakker. Then we discuss the poor sucker who parkored right off the side of a 62 story building. THEN we close with a new game.... "In A Trailer!!!!" Where based on random actors and events, Jason and Evan must create a movie trailer.

See Chase No-Face Here!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a visit in the middle of the night from a cat who wants to head butt you but doesn't have A DAMN FACE!!!!

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Where we start with being a cowboy (YES!)... on a steel horse we ride (YES!!!), plus an impromptu cameo from Miley herself!!!!. Welcome back Chainsaw. Welcome back. THEN Evan gives us the latest on his fraud situation. Quick sidebar... you keeping up with your wellness? Don't forgo that.... don't ever wells forgo. After that, we get a special visit from a long lost friend..... Bill "The Junkman" Whaley!!!! THEN we talk about how the Bullied Boys outreach may have backfired and close out with finishing the last round of one of our favorite games, "Would You F*ck It?!!"

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, junk man will make all your Christmas gifts!

Watch The Junkman on The Jim Bakker Show part 1 HERE!

https://jimbakkershow.com/video/show-2022/

Watch The Junkman on The Jim Bakker Show part 2 HERE!

https://jimbakkershow.com/video/show-2023/

Keaton Jones Bully Video HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1xzBYppW8

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