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Where we start with Jason's latest vocal appearance in the Youtube series Screaming Soup!! Then we gift them some fantastic audio. After that, we play a game of Squad!! Then we ask why everyone;s doing this Top Ten Band lists (but one is fake) on Facebook?

Evan makes an ass of himself with some mechanics... THEN we conclude Jason's amazing serialized story from 1997, "Here Come The Basement: Don't Look Back"!!!!!

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After that we play a round of President or Pornstar AND we close with Cupids Corner!!!

 

Watch Jason's latest episode of Screaming Soup Here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will be honest with you about how we don't give two f*cks what bands you've seen live.

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Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).

And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.

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Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.

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Where we start with a shout out to the "Hoodoo Music Podcast", another local podcast on the local podcast directory. THEN we get into werewolf poo.

Jason brought some clips and we listen to some people roast us,....and the show (sob), but mostly just Jason so it's cool. We talk how Trump is doing with...you know...with THOSE caucuses. Evan tells an awkward date story, we discover some more hidden talents of one Mr. Michael Mcdonald (how could he have any more??)

And we close off the show with another Bracket, this time we ask the question: "Which Sitcom Lead Would Give the Best Relationship Advice?!?!" (Do You Agree?)

Check out the directory featuring us, Hoodoo Music Podcast and more here at GreatUpstate.com!!!

 

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, you gonna git roasted!

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Where we begin with Evan telling tales out of school...literally....THEN Jason reads his 1993 "Letter To The Editor" from his middle school Newspaper "Panther News" from 1993. It's important.

 

We then take another trip to "Cupids Corner" AND Jason shows us what became of Jim Bakker...and it's worse than the hell he is probably going to.... THEN, from that we check out The Kevin Shorey Show and his amazing segment with our new hero...THE JUNK MAN.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we talkin 'bout END TIMES!!!!

 

Check out the Jim Bakker show here

 

Check out Kevin Shoreys show here

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Where we start with Jasons plug for the animated webseries he did a guest voice on, Screaming Soup, THEN Evan plugs his own depression with a poem written by him when he was young..... but still WAY too old to write something like this. But that's not all, Evan then reads from his Junior High School Year...Pack of Papers. He made his own yearbook.

 

THEN Jason brings a new game to the table... "Make a new 80s drama featuring an aged celebrity and an Occupation!" The results? I don't know, but there's murder afoot!

THEN we close out with another edition of "Cupid's Corner" (horrible dating profiles) and a lady who at least knows what she likes to do..... which is f*ck.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your mom will finally explain where all the facial scarring comes from.

 

See Jasons VO as Toxi here

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Where we do start with some election talk (we swear, it's light frothy and fun, but if you just can't take it, go to minute 28), then we talk about our live 200th show recording, our unfortunate new local "celebrity" and how he also does amazon reviews like Evan.... just more... killy. Then we mock Vin Diesel's new "XXX" movie. And Jason brings a NEW QUIZ in honor of VETERANS DAY!!

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And we close out with the sultry letters of President Warren G. Harding!

 

See Laughing Stock Improv's longform set at the New South Comedy Festival here !

 

P.S. - Kids...well we're all f*cked anyway, so just do what ya want.

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Where we start with a (late) review of "Batman V Superman" and then get into the game everyone loves (except a certain "7th Heaven" character) SQUAD!

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Where Evan randomly selects his "Squad" from popular TV characters, and must assign who's who in certain scenarios.

 
Then we read an article about a teacher with some interesting teaching techniques... very centipede-y techniques.... and we see that when you have a Tinder profile, ya gots ta make sure what you say is what you mean.
 
And finally Jason talks "The Running Man" and we invent a brand new dating show!!!
P.S.Kids.. if you listen... do you bleed? You will. Until we make up and become besties like right after.
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Where we start with a shout out to new business Super Sweets: Hero Treats!!!! Then we get into a new cashier story that leads to talk of sarcastic comedy, and how out of vogue it is, or is it.... yeah, it is...... Then we talk about the worst way to propose (when you're being called an effing donkey, it makes being sincere difficult). 

Jason found a list of "14 Non-Sexual Things That Make a Man Hot AF to Women". Things that really get a women's engines revving (especially if they're already sexy) and we close with a new bracket! We ask the question, "Which Driver from TV/film would YOU take a road trip with?"
P.S. - kids, if you listen... that's cool. (listen to the tone...)

Learn more about Super Sweets: Hero Treats HERE!
https://www.facebook.com/supersweetschocolate/

Inquire about their products at:
SuperSweetsHeroTreats@gmail.com

Read the actual list from Elite Daily HERE!
http://elitedaily.com/dating/what-makes-a-man-hot/1413202/
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Where we start with another self promotion from Evan for his latest audio book on audible, links to both below (Buy them! Cmon people, it's Christmas!!! He'd buy your audio book). Then we get into the pointlessness of Black Friday, Evans latest ill fated flirt attempt, inappropriate public fatherly displays of silliness, Bunny ears in photos and how they should be condemned and punished, Jason is approached at Waffle House about a new business endeavor, a Goodwill without any "good" or "will". And we close with the news about the Bearded Villians being mistaken for ISIS and a quick Krampus movie review!

P.S.-Kids if you listen, we're taking those knuckles.
buy Evans Audio books here!!
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It's time for another BEST OF episode. We hope you enjoy these clips from our past shows!

01 - (Ep: 61) We Discover the "Captain Nice" TV Show (2:25)
02 - (Ep: 66) John Paul's Bull Story (7:20)
03 - (Ep: 70) Diagnosis - Lettuce Nose (14:40)
04 - (Ep: 84) "Capt. Pike" Movie Trailer (19:35)
05 - (Ep: 89) Biker Nicknames (22:20)
06 - (Ep: 92) Mark Gormley...Really? (25:15)
07 - (Ep: 99) Jason's Depressed Freestyle (27:20)
08 - (Ep: 106) Jason's Journal from 1994 (31:45)
09 - (Ep: 107) Evan's Anime Date Story (49:15)
10 - (Ep: 108) Mark Hamill in "The Horse Twin" (58:45)
11 - (Ep: 117) Evan's Acting Class (64:40)
12 - (Ep: 117) Twisted Ranch (69:35)
13 - (Ep: 124) A "Comely" Lass (73:45)


Listen to Evan's episode (#46) of Stories of the Upstate Podcast HERE!
http://www.upstateisgreat.com/
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