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Where we start with our new halloween theme song courtesy of Neil Lee Griffin!! After that, we announce a contest... a free copy of author (and friend of the show) Wofford Jones book, Soul Dreams if you can name Freddy Kruegers Wife and Daughter, email us your answer! THEN, we talk the results of the Podcast Awards, a creepy park nearby, we try to make restaurants themed for horror movies, Jason brings some campfire stories, Jim Bakker thinks he knows the devil wants to stop a certain douche from being appointed to the highest court in the land, we do an opposite movie game with horror movies and we close with a new Bracket... Which Horror Movie Setting Would Make the Best/Worst Honeymoon Destination!!

 

Check out the Jim Bakker article here

 

Check out the AWESOME Neil Lee Griffins work here

 

Email us your answer to the quiz question for Wofford Jones' book, Soul Dreams to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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Where we start with a shout out to our friends Valentine Wolfe!! We play a song off their newest album! THEN, Jason gifts Evan a skull...for.....candy.....ssuurreeee....and Evan realizes he's not just "A" god, he is "The" god. Jason then talks about his CRRREEEPPPYYY trip to Costa Rica and the CREEPINESS of it's theme park type rides....CREEPY...THEN Evan shows Jason a horrifying video of a woman who can somehow get hit repeatedly by a car and survive... she must be a member of the undead! THEN, Evan brings a game to the show.. Horrified...where we mix horror and non horror movies and finally Jason also has a terrifying game... Would They Survive?...where we take historically awful people and see if they would survive in horror movies.

 

Kids-If you listen, we will send you down the least safe water slide ever.

 

Check out Valentine Wolfe here

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Where we start with the realization that even a spooky laugh gets lonely..... THEN we talk about seeing "IT".... What?.... exactly. After that we delve into more movie talk with "The Evil Dead" remake AND "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5" (underrated) and "6" (nope.... as bad as you remember), and that leads to a new game Freddy, Fake or Fear!!!! After THAT, Evan shows Jason some real world scary sh*t, and we close with another new quiz game.... Horror Movie or American Gladiator's Event?

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Flakka'd.

 

See the Flakka video here

See the Elevator girl here

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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!!

We open with Jason's new HORROR SOUND FX! They're scary, but in a very different way.

Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, "The Final Girls" which leads to, "What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into.

We talk about how Stephen King's can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King's..."TOAST!". 

We continue with another round of "EV-BAN LEGENDS!!" (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris)

Evan brings a game called, "Mu-Ha-Ha-WHO?" Where Jason has to guess the celebrity based on their "Mu-Haha!"

And Finally

Jason brings a spin to our classic game, "Would You Fuck It?" called, "Would You FEAR It?" (And we create the monstrosity that is Half BLOB Half MATLOCK....BLOB-LOCK!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Where we continue with WEEK 2 of Halloween month by, first, coming to terms with the SKEERY realization that we didn't win a podcast award...again...but guest Catherine Mary Furlong all the way from jolly ole England help us with our suffering by doing a little suffering of her own! Mainly by trying traditional American Halloween candies....mmwwwaaa.

After that, Catherine tells us her own actual terrifying swimming story about when she thought her number was up and only a boy could save her... THEN we talk gory movies, English monsters and we close out with a Halloween Round of "Would You F*ck It?".... not IT the clown...just a general IT. Mwa.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, MMWWAAAA HHAAAA HAAAAAA

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Where we start the first week of Halloween Month 2017 with a bang... MWWAAA HAAA HAAA.... we play a new Valentine Wolfe song!!!! THEN we talk about last weeks episode and Evan re-lives the horror of being around people that actually love each other.... Then Jason brings some Urban Legends.... totally authentic...real ones.... Evan lets us listen to Carissas sexy outtakes entry, Jason submits Evan to a new Horror Movie Quiz and Evan submits Jason to...those same impressions he submits him to all the time.

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Check out Valentine Wolfe here

Check out Wofford Jones Soul Dreams here

Check out Evans Audiobook Nightfall here

And check out Iron Cast here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you gon git Pumpkin Butted!!!!!

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Where we start with...THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review. Thanks Chris of The Nerdbliss Podcast, (link below). And after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can't wait to use it...every week...) THEN Evan brings us "Hey There...Part 3: The Fingering". After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibal's most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep, dark family secrets; we realize you only need 3 things in life; Evan gets some head in a bathroom...admit it..you're not surprised... And we close with another edition of SUPERBEASTS!!!! 

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen....don't tell Jason that we're not using his intro.

 

Listen to the Nerdbliss Podcast here!

 

P.P.S. - Here's what Evan saw in the bathroom!!!

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Where we start with an outtake (sue us, it's funny). Then we start the show proper with a shout out to The Vitamin D Podcast and some sage pod-wisdom. After that, we get into Friday the 13th...THE GAME.....or more specifically...THE BROKEN EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!! After THAT, we talk Saint's Row 3 and how with just the right amount of sass, you too can be useless in a gun fight, then we realize that some of the saviors of our great nation really should be commended...but are also dicks. That leads to talk of birthday presents and where you stick certain things into birthday presents, bad gifts, gifts from a-holes, Jason brings us a thoughtful piece about what future characters a certain grizzled actor (Harrison Ford) will revisit and Evan brings a NEW GAME called, "WOULD YOU F*UCK IT?" experimenting on how much we will let slide if the object of our affection starts off SMOKING HOT!!!

 

Check out The Vitamin D Podcast Here

 

See our video of Saints Row 3 Here

 

P.S-Kids if you listen...two words....SPINDLY FINGERSSSSSS!!!! 

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Where we start with another shout out to Screaming Soup. Jason is once again the voice of the Toxic Avenger (New ep linked below).

After that, Evan brings some more old stuff he wrote that we mercilessly mock, we talk about the passing of Roger Moore and Chris Cornell and what WE would do if we auto-erotic-asphyxiated. We play another round of "Pitch That Show" where Evan randomly mixes actors and scenarios and he must "PITCH THAT SHOW!"

Then we watch a loudwire video featuring a dude who thinks he totally whooped GG Allin's ass, then realized you should never be close to GG Allin's ass.... Jason bring the McDonalds commercial showing what the Brits think we South Carolinians are like. And we discover that sometimes, having an online career as a food critic doesn't require experience.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, George Takei will haunt you....

 

See the new Screaming Soup episode here!

 

See the Loudwire list video here!

 

See Food Review UK here!

(Below: Evan as an Apple Tree, or Frank from "Donnie Darko")

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Where we start with a scary story from Jason.... well, less scary, more a-guy-needed-help-and-Jason-pussed-out-and-bolted... then we talk about the Greenville Little Theatre's 24 Hr Play Festival, and how Evan predicted the future!

We taste test a spicy butterfinger, then we get all "CSI" on some vomit. Jason brings a new meme-inspired game called "Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters", except Evan randomly picks them and must justify these Awful Characters. Round 1 is below:

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And finally Evan brings a passage from maybe the best book ever and we critique it.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will nonchalantly tell you your girlfriend is dead.

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