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This week Jason tricks Evan into believing some FAKE "Star Wars" Disney+ shows. Example "Mothma", "Biggs & Wedge" plus a bunch of others. We talk the good and bad about "Star Trek: Discovery", and we close with a "Wonder Woman 1984" Predictions Quiz, with help from fellow comedy show "Language of Bromance".

00:30 - We get right into the NEW "Star Wars" shows. Jason realizes that he could say ANY SHOW and Evan would believe him. So Jason starts making up shows. 

17:30 - Evan talks "Star Trek: Discovery". The good (Michael Burnham, Season 3, New Aliens, etc) The Bad (the melodrama, the cyborg that nobody cares about, weird explanations, etc)

42:45 - Evan FINALLY catches on that Jason has been lying to his face.

44:40 - "WONDER WOMAN 84 PREDICTION QUIZ!" We also got answers from Richard and Shawn from "Language of Bromance"

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Listen to Richard & Shawn at the "Language of Bromance" HERE!!

Language of Bromance Podcast

 

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Halloween is over but we are excited with this jam packed episode!! We talk "Star Trek", Alex Trebek's past hosting duties, awful dating profiles, plus more!

00:30 - Introductions, 400th episode preview talk.

01:45 - Election talk: Trump trying to prove fraud. What Trumps using campaign money for? His new yacht: "ReElection".

05:30 - Jason's real story about a creepy guy in a gas station parking lot.

23:45 - STAR TREK OBERVATIONS - Weird William Shatner/Avery Brooks's "Piano Interview".

37:05 - Picard is TOO INTO Tasha Yar. PLUS Picard McConaughey. 

40:05 - Hypocrite Riker can get action, but Diana Troy canNOT.

47:30 - Picard is secretly BATMAN.

54:45 - Charles Barkley is BACK for the 15th year anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg. (Thanks Andrew Van of "False Start: with Andrew Van" podcast)

58:45 - Jason test's Evan! "ALEX TREBEK REAL/FAKE GAMESHOW QUIZ!!" Jason reads game show premise and Evan has to guess if it's real or one Jason made up.

1:13:10 - Evan brings more awful dating profiles in another round of CUPIDS CORNER!!

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Listen to False Start with Andrew Van Podcast HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

Watch "William Shatner interview with Avery Brooks" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

New South Comedy Festival HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

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We close Halloween Month 2020 with a Roast of the Babadook, some weird things Evan has noticed about the election, & Evan brings some more weird Star Trek musings.

00:26 - Introductions

02:45 - THE ROAST OF THE BABADOOK!! (Thank you Andrew Van of "False Start with Andrew Van Podcast")

32:00 - Evan tells a funny John Madden Story.

34:30 - Stop asking Republicans and Democrats who will win, they both say the same thing.

40:35 - Star Trek Observations. Miles O'Brian's Wife get's tough, Horrible Episode synopsis, Good Kirk vs Bad Kirk, How Spock/Kirk Fan Fiction started, etc.

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Listen to our NEW ANIMATED clip "Dracula is the WORST Bank Robber!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3j2q8dYn4

 

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Evan brings more weird moments from "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" & "Voyager". And Jason brings another round of the "New Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" In honor of "Mission Impossible 7" gearing up production again. 

01:45 - We meet the ghost of Gene Roddenberry, and he's being creepy in my closet.

04:10 - Story about why Star Trek had the 1st interracial kiss.

07:45 - "Star Trek: Voyager" KEEPS doing time travel episodes!!

11:45 - "Star Trek: Voyager" is ALL FAKE, put on by space janitors. 

19:20 - Neelix (alien cook on "Voyager") meets a lady for a day then just decides to become her husband.

32:45 - Dax from "Star Trek: Deep Space 9", has on old man inside of her and he's realizing that he's hot!!

42:40 - Odo the shapeshifter had gold in him, and he has trouble getting it outta himself.

49:10 - We play ROUND 3 of the "NEW TOM CRUISE MOVIE STUNT GAME!" Where we randomly combine locations and missions and we have to figure out the real stunt Tom Cruise HAS to do. 

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Listen to MORE "TOM CRUISE STUNTS" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOXH3tPUNRA&list=PLA0bnidJZUp1P-UlaPZ0o_7GqxLU-bcmX

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Evan shares more funny/weird moments from "Star Trek: TNG" & "Voyager". Jason reads part 3 of his horrible story from age 16, and we close with another bracket, we ask, "Which Dutch Quote from "Predator" would make the BEST pick-up line?"

00:30 - Introductions & Plugs "Alchemy Comedy Podcast" Episode 1!!

03:30 - Evan's thoughts on "Star Trek". Every captain has their thing, Janeway's thing is blowing up the ship!

44:45 - Part 3 of "JUNGLE", Jason's story from age 16.

53:30 - Bracket! "WHICH DUTCH QUOTE FROM "PREDATOR" WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

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Listen to Jason on episode 1 of The Alchemy Comedy Podcast HERE!!

https://alchemycomedy.fireside.fm/2

 

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It's Labor Day, so we decided to take a little break and present another Best Of! This week we bring you some of our favorite past conversations on all things Nerd Culture. 

Enjoy!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 137) – Stephen Hawking Gets Pranked 

02 - (Ep: 138) – Sexy Nerd Quiz 

03 - (Ep: 156) – Worf the Killer Crab

04 - (Ep: 162) – Superbeast: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile

05 - (Ep: 168) – Jabba the Hutt was a Pariah 

06 - (Ep: 169) – Drug Dealer Bracket: Walter White is Hot (featuring Carissa Southerland)

07 - (Ep: 170) – "Saving Private Jabba"

08 - (Ep: 170) – Superbeast: Hawkeye vs Riddler-Honey Badger                                           

09 - (Ep: 174) – "Hi, I'm Stuart Deep-Space-Nine."                                                                  

10 - (Ep: 177) – "Turn Off The Safety Protocol!" 

 

Listen to Best Of Nerd Edition pt 1 - HERE

https://beardedone.podbean.com/e/the-bearded-ones-best-of-nerd-edition/

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We are also featured on The Podcast Radio Network (download the KryKey app) every Thursday at 8pm. Thanks to those guys!


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Where we start with the last reminder about being nominated for anything (Best of the Upstate), then we catch up with a soberer Orson Welles, then we go on a bit of a Star Trek side...Trek... and we visit with Stuart Deep Space Nine once again!!!

 
After that, Jason brings a NEW QUIZ to the table about CELEBRITY DEATHS!!
 
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While playing this quiz we get to hear the strangest action one-liners ever from "Showdown in Little Tokyo".
 
Then Evan regales us with tales of forced happiness at the DMV and Jason and Evan argue about whether a Japanese wine bath would really get you drunk. 
 
We close with a tale of middle management gone crazy...and that middle manager was once Scarface!
You can vote in Best of the Upstate, through the 19th, here!!

P.S. - Kids, you got one day left to vote!

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Where we start with a HUGE announcement  and a HUGE thank you to everyone that helped us become nominees for Best Comedy Podcast in The Peoples Choice Podcast Awards!!! Voting starts today!!! THEN we get into a lil game we like to call Podcast or Porn Title. Then we talk about Mike Webb and his naughty tabs, your future (trust me, if this is your future, go back in time and kill yourself), then Jason pitches some Star Trek:Deep Space Nine episodes and we realize it really was just a Spinx in space. 

Then we play The Movie Musical Game (Ahnold edition) AND a lil game we like to call Torture Quiz (it gets dirty...literally)

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Vote for us and Teddy and the Bassman once a day here

 

P.S.-Kids, don't listen, but Goddammit you better vote once a day!!!

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