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We start with quick talk about the inauguration, and then Evan brings a clip of a PBS News Hour correspondent who lets herself go a little bit. Jason brings funny/weird business names he's seen. Evan shares more "Star Trek: TNG" episode moments; Data, like Worf, forgets all about his young new friend (Hero Worship), and how easy it is to "formulate a plan" in space (Starship Mine). And we close with another round of "MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION".

00:30 - Intros and plugging our 400th episode.

01:45 - Inauguration talk and how some people thought Trump would have an 11th hour come back but....nothing. Also how being president AGES YOU so we wonder what the hell will Biden look like? We figure it out.

18:15 - PBS News Hour video with Judy Woodruff. And she lets herself go a little....

24:40 - Weird Business Names! "Spartanburg Karate: Kicking Kids", "Senior TLC", & "Cowpens: Antiques, Restaurants & Gas".

48:00 - Star Trek Re-watch funny moments. Episode "Hero Worship" & "Starship Mine". "I think they're formulating a plan."

1:02:53 - MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION!! We swap Bat'lith (Star Trek) & Leg-Gun (Planet Terror), Phasers (Star Trek & Mjolnir (Thor), Shining Axe & Indy Whip.  

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK: OUR 400th EPISODE!!

Listen to more "Movie Swap" games HERE!!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/category/movie-swap-game/

 

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This week Jason tricks Evan into believing some FAKE "Star Wars" Disney+ shows. Example "Mothma", "Biggs & Wedge" plus a bunch of others. We talk the good and bad about "Star Trek: Discovery", and we close with a "Wonder Woman 1984" Predictions Quiz, with help from fellow comedy show "Language of Bromance".

00:30 - We get right into the NEW "Star Wars" shows. Jason realizes that he could say ANY SHOW and Evan would believe him. So Jason starts making up shows. 

17:30 - Evan talks "Star Trek: Discovery". The good (Michael Burnham, Season 3, New Aliens, etc) The Bad (the melodrama, the cyborg that nobody cares about, weird explanations, etc)

42:45 - Evan FINALLY catches on that Jason has been lying to his face.

44:40 - "WONDER WOMAN 84 PREDICTION QUIZ!" We also got answers from Richard and Shawn from "Language of Bromance"

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Listen to Richard & Shawn at the "Language of Bromance" HERE!!

Language of Bromance Podcast

 

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We are back! Hope you guys had a great safe Thanksgiving. Evan decided be safe and not only have Thanksgiving alone, but also in the dark without some power. We talk about that, as well as another attempt at online dating. We have an update on the "Virgin Diaries" wedding. Jason asks Evan to make up amusement park rides based on "The Mandalorian". And we close with Evan saying "Picard" should be called "Picard: F**k You Old Man!!" (And keep an eye out for our upcoming CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!)

00:30 - Intros

01:15 - Evan talks about his Thanksgiving in the dark. And his attempt at online dating story.

20:10 - Virgin Diaries UPDATE.

34:45 - "AMUSE ME: MANDALORIAN EDITION" We take classic moments from the show and turn them into amusement park rides. (Ex: Mando Vs Mudhorn as a rollercoaster)

53:50 - Evan's Star Trek Rewatch - "Picard" We discover the deep reason why everyone hates Picard, and it's to bring back universal peace. (Or something that sounds like peace.)

 

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS!! This week we watch a FOR REAL first kiss, talk about things that make William Shatner smile, turn Christmas movies into Thanksgiving movies, Janeway and Paris's salamander babies, and how Dr. Crusher chose a cloud over Jean-Luc Picard.

00:30 - Intros and we explain Evan's audio.

01:40 - Evan brings a video called "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" from Virgin Diaries on TLC.

29:00 - We have fun with a William Shatner clip where he says, "That makes me smile." A lot makes Shatner smile BTW.

31:15 - Jason brings a game where we turn Popular Christmas/Regular movies into Thanksgiving Movies!!

44:50 - Evan talks about the weird "Star Trek Voyager" episode where Janeway and Paris de-evolve and have salamander babies.

49:20 - Evan brings up an episode of "Star Trek TNG" where Dr. Crusher teases Picard then turns around and dates a cloud.

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Watch "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" HERE!!

Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss.Diaries..so, WHO's into it more? HE or SHE?? DUH - YouTube

Watch Alchemy Comedy's NEW SOUTH COMEDY FESTIVAL ONLINE HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

P.S. - Happy Thanksgiving by the way!!

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Halloween is over but we are excited with this jam packed episode!! We talk "Star Trek", Alex Trebek's past hosting duties, awful dating profiles, plus more!

00:30 - Introductions, 400th episode preview talk.

01:45 - Election talk: Trump trying to prove fraud. What Trumps using campaign money for? His new yacht: "ReElection".

05:30 - Jason's real story about a creepy guy in a gas station parking lot.

23:45 - STAR TREK OBERVATIONS - Weird William Shatner/Avery Brooks's "Piano Interview".

37:05 - Picard is TOO INTO Tasha Yar. PLUS Picard McConaughey. 

40:05 - Hypocrite Riker can get action, but Diana Troy canNOT.

47:30 - Picard is secretly BATMAN.

54:45 - Charles Barkley is BACK for the 15th year anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg. (Thanks Andrew Van of "False Start: with Andrew Van" podcast)

58:45 - Jason test's Evan! "ALEX TREBEK REAL/FAKE GAMESHOW QUIZ!!" Jason reads game show premise and Evan has to guess if it's real or one Jason made up.

1:13:10 - Evan brings more awful dating profiles in another round of CUPIDS CORNER!!

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Listen to False Start with Andrew Van Podcast HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

Watch "William Shatner interview with Avery Brooks" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

New South Comedy Festival HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

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We close Halloween Month 2020 with a Roast of the Babadook, some weird things Evan has noticed about the election, & Evan brings some more weird Star Trek musings.

00:26 - Introductions

02:45 - THE ROAST OF THE BABADOOK!! (Thank you Andrew Van of "False Start with Andrew Van Podcast")

32:00 - Evan tells a funny John Madden Story.

34:30 - Stop asking Republicans and Democrats who will win, they both say the same thing.

40:35 - Star Trek Observations. Miles O'Brian's Wife get's tough, Horrible Episode synopsis, Good Kirk vs Bad Kirk, How Spock/Kirk Fan Fiction started, etc.

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Listen to our NEW ANIMATED clip "Dracula is the WORST Bank Robber!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3j2q8dYn4

 

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With heavy hearts we remember Chadwich Boseman by talking about why we loved him, and giving our top 5 favorite Black Panther character moments from all the MCU movies he's been in. Evan shares a awful Comic Con host then more weird/funny Star Trek moments. And since Jason saw "New Mutants" we recap our predictions quiz from last week and see how we did! (One again big thanks again to Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast")

01:00 - We remember Chadwich Boseman and give our top 5 favorite character moments as Black Panther.

24:00 - We watch a horrible host from Magic City Comic Con Q&A with Brent Spiner. 

39:00 - Evan's weird/funny Star Trek moments.

1:07:30 - "New Mutants" Predictions results!! With Sean ("The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast")

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Watch awful Magic City Comic Con host HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isl-UBKpojI&fbclid=IwAR3BSPSshsBSbjzgrJGuz6ntgUCR_eh5l81nnOUa5pZV3NjgWPG_qsMQvJU

Listen to our NEW You Tube video about how "The Old 'The Shining' Lady is Just In The Way" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQxB9DDGCA

 

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Evan shares more funny/weird moments from "Star Trek: TNG" & "Voyager". Jason reads part 3 of his horrible story from age 16, and we close with another bracket, we ask, "Which Dutch Quote from "Predator" would make the BEST pick-up line?"

00:30 - Introductions & Plugs "Alchemy Comedy Podcast" Episode 1!!

03:30 - Evan's thoughts on "Star Trek". Every captain has their thing, Janeway's thing is blowing up the ship!

44:45 - Part 3 of "JUNGLE", Jason's story from age 16.

53:30 - Bracket! "WHICH DUTCH QUOTE FROM "PREDATOR" WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

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Listen to Jason on episode 1 of The Alchemy Comedy Podcast HERE!!

https://alchemycomedy.fireside.fm/2

 

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Hey guys, this week we have a fun show where Evan goes down memory lane and shares some embarrassing stories that he sees in a new light after his ADHD diagnosis. We give our predictions for the new "NEW MUTANTS" movie coming out this weekend (Finally) (Thanks Sean!!). Evan shares some weird things he saw from Star Trek: TNG. And Jason reads PART 2 of "JUNGLE", his story he wrote at age 16.

00:30 - Intros and plugs "How to ADHD" YouTube series, "One Star Reviews: with Andrew Van" podcast, and The ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE, virtual man+dog obstacle course race. (OCR)

02:25 - Evan's funny stories from his past. + ADHD discussion.

18:30 - Our "New Mutants" Predications Quiz with Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast"!!

58:55 - Funny moments from "Star Trek: TNG" Worf must be loud all the time. Why is everyone's hobby so damn sophisticated, & Worf had a blood brother he forgot all about??

1:11:15 - Jason reads part 2 of "JUNGLE"!! (His kinda shitty story he wrote at age 16).

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HOW TO ADHD You Tube series HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nPM1_kSZf91ZGkcgy_95Q

ONE STAR REVEIWS: with Andrew Van HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215

ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE HERE!!

https://runsignup.com/Race/SC/Greenville/UltiMuttAnywhereChallenge

Listen to more SEAN & The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast HERE!!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/pittsburgh-nerd-podcast

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Evan is BACK! We start by recognizing a beloved member of the upstate South Carolina theater community, Kim Granner. We then shout out some of our favorite YouTube channels and podcasts hosted or produced by people of color. 

00:30 - Introductions and Shout Outs: "Double Toasted", "Lost in Vegas", "Urban Acolyte", "No Life Shaq".

10:00 - Evan VOTES and misunderstands his poll agent. Apparently he was NOT telling him who the racists were.

17:45 - We play another round of "INAPPROPRIATE STAN LEE CAMEOS". This time we go through MCU Phase Two movies.

37:00 - We play another round of "THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE MOVIE GAME". Evan puts movie synopsis through google translate a few times then back to English, and Jason has to guess the correct movie.

1:02:20 - Jason talks about how "Star Trek: TNG" had dolphin and whale crew members!!

1:09:20 - Evan brings another clip of Coach Dave! Watch it HERE!

Watch Coach Dave Clip HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYL5mR1cYVw&fbclid=IwAR3mZH4IPL3CS_3Oo4dZdQQ0qNMEv6TI2KMjWkzrWTXusWdKCbx4t-0Rt_g

Listen to Evan's discussion with Jason Farr HERE!

https://lucky10kpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-lucky-ten-thousand-in-betweener-4-wjason-farr-on-the-state-of-things/

Listen to Jason Farr's episode "Be Better to Each Other" HERE.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/be-better-to-each-other/id1121482982?i=1000476580581

Order Evan's newest audiobook "Carried Away (A Time Travel Romance) HERE!

https://www.audible.com/pd/Carried-Away-A-Time-Travel-Romance-Audiobook/B0899J63Z7?qid=1590792685&sr=1-17&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_17&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=NSNF3GXG5R7V28H9J3A7&fbclid=IwAR3nU4DTaFJyyQQAOsJZ-Qbwl_tHmx1E6JMZSh6W8NTx-mnqNU3u0QdSyH0

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Best of "The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast" PART 8!!

0) 00:00 - Intro

1) 00:30 - (269) WHAT IF...ANTMAN COULD ONLY SHRINK HIS ARMS AND LEGS?

2) 05:00 - (314) NEW GALAXY'S EDGE RIDES: "IT'S A TRAP!!" THE ROLLERCOASTER.

3) 11:15 - (317) GOOD TWINS CREATE EVIL TWINS

4) 16:25 - (317) ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DAREDEVIL "SUPER REACTIONS GAME" (SAME CREATION EVENT, DIFFERENT SUPERHERO RESULT)

5) 21:15 - (318) NEW SPIDERMAN RIDES: "MAKE THE SUIT!" THE VIRTUAL REALITY EXPERIENCE.

6) 30:50 - (323) BUTLER PREQUEL GAME: LURCH THE AIRFORCE PILOT

7) 37:15 - (326) MACGUFFIN PREQUEL GAME: THE RUG FROM "THE BIG LEBOWSKI".

8) 44:45 - (335) NOBODY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH THE "STAR TREK" PLUMBER.

9) 50:00 - (335) WHAT IF...THE HULK GREW, EXCEPT HIS SKIN??

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Where we skype it again.. social distancing folks...and give a shout out to a recent shout out we received from "Language of Bromance" podcast, thx guys!! THEN Evan talks about multiplayer issues on video games, we accidentally come up with some Corona Country songs, we play a round of What If... (it's like the comic books, but weirder) We talk "Tiger King" and we close with a much more...forgiving... Gotham Vigilante.

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen you will commit a crime but then have to say you're sorry and mean it!

 

Check out Language of Bromance here http://languageofbromance.com/

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Track Listing!

00 - Introductions

01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)

02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)

03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)

04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)

05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)

06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)

07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)

08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)

09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)

10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)

Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/

Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

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Where we start with Jason FINALLY coming out...as a geek!! Then, we get into Star Trek and JEAN Luc..or is it Jean LUC? Then  we talk Supergirl and her expendable friend, the worst version of Harley Quinn so far, we play a quick round of Recast It (don't get hot and flustered) and Evan takes us through some awful shows that are real, and some of the same quality that aren't...yet..... AND Evan yet again proves he just shouldn't talk to anyone ever. Then we close with Sam Jackson in...Cash N' Cake!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Evan will be the Dr Doom of your life....

 

Dont forget to email us either audio clips of your Jason and Evan impressions OR a script you wanna hear us read to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com!!!

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It's Labor Day, so we decided to take a little break and present another Best Of! This week we bring you some of our favorite past conversations on all things Nerd Culture. 

Enjoy!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 137) – Stephen Hawking Gets Pranked 

02 - (Ep: 138) – Sexy Nerd Quiz 

03 - (Ep: 156) – Worf the Killer Crab

04 - (Ep: 162) – Superbeast: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile

05 - (Ep: 168) – Jabba the Hutt was a Pariah 

06 - (Ep: 169) – Drug Dealer Bracket: Walter White is Hot (featuring Carissa Southerland)

07 - (Ep: 170) – "Saving Private Jabba"

08 - (Ep: 170) – Superbeast: Hawkeye vs Riddler-Honey Badger                                           

09 - (Ep: 174) – "Hi, I'm Stuart Deep-Space-Nine."                                                                  

10 - (Ep: 177) – "Turn Off The Safety Protocol!" 

 

Listen to Best Of Nerd Edition pt 1 - HERE

https://beardedone.podbean.com/e/the-bearded-ones-best-of-nerd-edition/

Email "Bearded Impressions" submissions to:

beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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