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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where, after a quick apology for the uneven audio in this episode, we start with talk of how far you would go to kill competition, Evan visits the SEXIEST Urgent Care ever.... and a male nurse tests his gag reflex, we hear an ACTUAL clip of the as yet unfilmed HAN SOLO FILM, featuring "Han Solo" "Lando Calrissian" "Lando's Uncredited Girlfriend".

And then we talk racism!!!! Funny!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be forced by future romantic partners to embarass yourself on tape.

 

Don't forget the podcast awards nomination process has begun!!! Vote here!! 

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Where we start with a "handy" realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself.... and has the tapes to prove it.

After that Evan tells the story of a man (him) who wants love...well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love..... or just forgot about a date. (he got stood up)

THEN we talk about the big directorial shakeup in the "HAN SOLO" movie and what would happen if George Lucas took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out... Jason brings another QUIZ and asks Evan:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "BLACK PANTHER" TRAILER?

Another round of Evan vs customer service...and we play a round of WHAT IF!?!. It's just like the comic books, but unpublishable.

 

Go to the Podcast Awards website here

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Stood!!!!

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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:

"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"

Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?

Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]

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We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.

 

Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.

Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here

See the Pepsi Commercial Here

See "The Dove Incident" Here

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Where we start with an amazing array of people wishing Evan a Happy Birthday with their own unique impressions!! Thank you all so much! 

THEN, we get into a-holes at their kids basketball games and Jason reads us a peom from what we on the show like to call his "Dark Years"...and by dark years we mean that one time he tried to write a downer poem.

THEN, we close out with a game sent to us by Lucky Ten Thousand co-host and friend of the show, Carissa, where we, "Play Lyrics of a Famous Song Read by a Robot and Have To Guess The Song!" 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, that guy we talk about..... that's your Dad.

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Where we pop Jasons Cracker Cherry!! But first we talk cereal moms, "Rogue One" (spoiler talk ends at minute 29:05), we celebrate the life of Carrie Fisher with a Carrie inspired QUIZ. Evan reads a racist dating profile (but she's so loving), then we close with another one of Jason's chain stories!!!

 

We will Miss you Carrie.

Check out Evans interview for Podcasting Smarter Here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get mocked for your bubble-butts...your bubble-bubble-bubble-butts.

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Where we start with our first post 200th, post contest show with...a contest!! Featuring a song by our friends Valentine Wolfe, if you send us your best METAL MOMENT, and we pick it, you get a signed Valentine Wolfe CD!!! METAL!!!!!!

 

THEN we start the show with a text message communicating tragedy... oh and your girlfriend making out with some dude..maybe her brother....whatever. Then we get into Evans kinky heart attack, a proposal that makes us all uncomfortable...except for the chief..he loves love.... we talk about a drunk mother siting....and we finish strong with Jason reading from The Will he did at age 11 and a story he, his brother and his friend wrote together.

 

check out the proposal video here

 

and please check out Valentine Wolfe here

 

Email us your Metal Moment to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com or post to our facebook page here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you'll have to drag your mom home and she's not even done twerking!

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Where we start with realizing that the best gift you can give is the gift of not giving you a gift. Then we move onto how Star Wars could have been better had Darth shared a silent musical moment with Luke. Also, he could have been a bit cooler with his whole "killing the emperor" thing. Then we discover as wise a guy as friend Jason Farr is, his wise words could be less...tubthumpie..... AND we revisit Chainsaw and react to his reacting to reactors reacting while making fun of reacting. We also lose faith in PBS and then we find out Evan should write stand alone Star Wars movies.

 

Kids, if you listen, we will react to it while simultaneously mocking reacting.

 

Check out Jason Farrs podcast There it is Here

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Where we start with learning about the hidden depth inside one of our greatest entertainers and how he will quench your Durst.

 

Then we get into another "Triple X" rant, an "X-Men: Apocolypse" rant, A new "Star Wars" word game called, "Last Letter Challenge", and we realize that even though the good guys won The Battle of Endor...there were victims...oh yes...there were victims.... Then we react to a reactor reacting to Metallica!!!!!!!! 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you can stick it up your...yeah.

See Chainsaw react HERE!

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