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00:45 - Intros

02:45 - Evan talks about how THE Frank Abagnale Jr. came to his performance of "Catch Me If You Can" at The Greenville Theatre!! And how awesome he was. Then Evan get's a big head as well as phone calls from Hollywood.

15:25 - We play another round of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" Where we swap out details of a movie and see what this new movie it would be? In honor of "Catch Me If You Can" we swap out the 3 occupations Frank Abagnale Jr. chose. (Ex: Instead of Pilot/Doctor/Lawyer what if he picked Plumber/Riverboat Captain/Street Fighter?)

25:45 - Evan talks about how even in his dreams he can't get a break! His fan's don't actually care and he get's ignored by RDJ.

36:00 - Jason brings another round of "Google Translate Game: Metallica Lyrics Edition!" Then at the end he sings the songs as they should sound with these horrible new lyrics.

47:15 - Evan brings the "Steven Seagal Movie Game!: Rom-Com Edition!" Usually we mash up the titles of his action movies to make a new one, but this time old Steven is trying his hand at Romantic Comedy! (Ex: Silver Women Sally)

1:08:00 - ROUND 2 of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" This time the 3 occupations are NBA Basketball Player/Chimney Sweep/Mike Tyson Impersonator.

1:13:45 - Evan tells a story about how Southern Hospitality can be a little too honest. Evan knows he's bald, you don't have to bring it up Walmart Lady.

1:16:40 - Which reminds Jason of an odd business he saw called "10,000 Knives & 1,000's of Hats!" Just like Peanut Butter and Chocolate!

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Where we start with a PROFOUND regret...which of course... we find humor in. THEN we move on to Jasons' mic mistake at our last show. Somehow..that leads to The Avengers hanging out in a bathroom looking at hunting magazines.... THEN we talk the new Star Wars trailer which leads to a revelation about how you become a shock trooper..and it's not nearly as involved as you think....which also leads to another revelation..Palpatine wasn't that bad of a guy. And he has an ancestry account.... After that, we realize that even though we need bees..they feed on our tears....OUR TEARS....and we close with a game double whammy..The Steven Segal Movie Game and Amuse Me-Star Wars edition!!!!

 

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Where we start with a comment from a fan! After that though, things take a turn as Evan reveals a taped call with Jason and realized his priorities may not be in line. THEN, Jason brings a Trailer Quiz for the new Spider-Man movie and we invent a new counterpart to The Sinister Six. After that, Evan talks about how embarassing he can be and also reveals his idea of a spellbinding story... is more like just a thing happened. Then we play another round of The Senses Game, where we pick a sense that a Birdbox type movie might take away from us, Evan review The Orville... postitively(??)... after that, we hear Evan get a lil too..Lori Bakker about something that shouldn't be exciting at all, Jason finally hears a reporter have a stroke and in honor of Sam from England, we play a round of The Steven Segall Movie Game!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will head the most ineffectual super villain team ever.

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Where, with Jason in Costa Rica, Evan enlists the help of local actor and friend, Brian Reeder. Brian is a great actor and overall personality and after they are done talking theatre disasters, they play games!! It's a game filled episode, featuring Would You F*ck It, The Steven Segall game and we close with a new bracket! In this bracket, we tackle the age old question (Inspired by Brians role in Dreamgirls)...Which Violent Alien Movie Would Make The Best Musical!!!

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... then you may as well check out the most recent Lucky Ten Thousand Episode too... also featuring Brian, here

..oh and also, don't listen or he will casually brush you aside with his foot while you're feeling the spirit.

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Where we start off hot...BODY HOT...that is.... THEN,we get into Patrick Stewart's glorious return to Trek, and continue with Jason basically roasting himself from a roast. THEN, we talk friend of the show, Alex Essoe and her amazing new gig as Wendy Torrence!!!! After that we discuss the beauty that is our new liason to Russia.... and they better watch out because if they get out of line, then Steven Segall will...nothing, absolutly nothing. They have nothing to fear from anything we do. After that we talk horrifying ice cream flavors and how you can be a little too cute when punning 'bout the end of the world. After that we talk about how a possibly mythological ape-man might not be real..but he is real sexy. And finally we close with...The Google Movie Translate Game!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will make Dolph Lundgren a liason to Saudi Arabia.

 

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Where, since Jason is off this week, we have special friend of the show Carter Allen! He tried to help us scare Jason and Todd last halloween and since that audio didn't work out, we thought we'd give him another shot! We talk about his recent role as Lumiere in "Beauty and the Beast", we talk theatre mishaps and we play games! We start with "The Google Translate Game", talk movies, then onto "The Steven Seagal Game", then talk The Bachelorette...then we close with a new bracket.. this time we ask the question; "Which Disney Heroine Would Make The Best Bachelorette!?"

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AND of course, it's time once again for The People's Choice Podcast Awards! Please go to the site here and vote for us to be NOMINATED!!!!

PS Kids...if you listen, then you'd better nominate us for the podcast awards....a-holes!!!

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Where we start with an update from last week...a really sh*tty update...get it? GET IT? THEN that brings us into another kind of sh*t..that of the singing variety. Which leads to a man and his dormmate. THEN after that, we try some veggie bars... actually pretty sure it's regurgitated dog-food bars. After that, we hear a circus ringmaster who really has mastered the art of not breaking character...EVER, WE MEAN EVER. THEN we close with a bit of a tease, we do one segment of the Steven Segall game....but it's worth it!!

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will compact feces into bar form for your lunch.

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Where we start with Evan sharing with Jason some merch signed by the master himself... Tommy Wisseau!!!! THEN we play another round of our "Is It a Podcast??!!" game. After that, Evan gives Jason a lesson in what real hip-hop is... you know, when an entitled, talentless, shallow D-Bog decides to "rap" about what an entitled, talentless, shallow D-Bag he is. After that, we play another round of "The Steven Seagal Movie Game!!!

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Everyday Bro will happen....Everyday...Bro.

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Where we start with a serious plea to help our friend Trevor of Teddy and the Bassman, please take the time to donate and share below.

THEN we get right into it when Dan Fowler of Screaming Soup challenges Evan to a Stallone off!! We won't tell you who wins.. but email us with your complaints about some of the voting. Agfter that we get into Evans adventures with Lemurs and Spiders,oh my. THEN we talk about the guy who got close to a wild alligator....like..pervertedly close... after that we talk cute animal videos, not so cute people spitting up at work, ADORABLE Steven Seagal playing kara-tay, and we close with another round of the Steven Seagal game in honor of the master!!!

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, your most trusted pet will devour you on camera.

 

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Where we start with very special birthday greeting from  a very special friend...or a bunch of people pretending to be said very special friend. After that, we see that the Junkman can get more than Lori Bakkers motor running... perhaps junkin' turns on our own Evan as well. THEN Jason tests Evans prowess at getting the chickadees with a new game, we get a short aside about a woman who is a very good driver..as long as she can see her cellphone and her facial hair at the same time. THEN we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, someone will wish you a happy birthday in which you can't understand a word.

 

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