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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People's Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in "Comedy" and/or "People's Choice"). We shoutout "Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social" for the support and the "Nerdbliss Podcast" for having Evan on their show. THEN we start with an intervention..... one of us (Evan) just needs to stop. ("Hey There".)

After that, Jason asks Evan what would make the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice.

Evan gives us PART 2 of the douche online who just wants to be told he's pretty, and Jason learns us about keeping your husbands podded at the mall.

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will not acknowledge that we ever did anything wrong but still pathetically beg you not to talk about what we did. Like a tool.

 

Check out Evans appearance on The Nerdbliss Podcast Here

 

Vote for us through the 31st via The People's Choice Podcast Awards here

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Where we start with a scary story from Jason.... well, less scary, more a-guy-needed-help-and-Jason-pussed-out-and-bolted... then we talk about the Greenville Little Theatre's 24 Hr Play Festival, and how Evan predicted the future!

We taste test a spicy butterfinger, then we get all "CSI" on some vomit. Jason brings a new meme-inspired game called "Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters", except Evan randomly picks them and must justify these Awful Characters. Round 1 is below:

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And finally Evan brings a passage from maybe the best book ever and we critique it.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will nonchalantly tell you your girlfriend is dead.

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Where we do start with some election talk (we swear, it's light frothy and fun, but if you just can't take it, go to minute 28), then we talk about our live 200th show recording, our unfortunate new local "celebrity" and how he also does amazon reviews like Evan.... just more... killy. Then we mock Vin Diesel's new "XXX" movie. And Jason brings a NEW QUIZ in honor of VETERANS DAY!!

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And we close out with the sultry letters of President Warren G. Harding!

 

See Laughing Stock Improv's longform set at the New South Comedy Festival here !

 

P.S. - Kids...well we're all f*cked anyway, so just do what ya want.

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Where Jason starts with a chilling tale about a robbery gone unnoticed... by him...the WA-HO folks were all over it though. That conversation leads us to a revelation about Popeye...mainly he is sick and he sucks.

 
THEN we get into employees going WAY too far to kiss up and paying for it, we meet Creepy McBain, Evan reviews the film, "Mr Nobody" (2009), and we discover that a lot of Tom Hanks movies could be interconnected if you go with the simple premise that the man is f*cked up... speaking of f*cked up, human tattoo'ed skin...on your wall!!!!! 
After that we discuss Billy Domineau's Seinfeld's 9/11 script, and realize that there aren't any impressions we can't do... wait, there may be an " 't" that shouldn't be there.... Evan learns about history and only cares about who was gettin' some, and Jason gifts us with yet another old journal, this one documenting of his first "stand up bit". It's about something that terrifies him. You don't wanna miss this....

P.S - Kids, if you listen, Jason will tell you a joke that will scare the sh*t out of you.
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This week we are thrilled to interview paranormal investigators, Cat and Mariel, from Ghost PRO. An organization based in Upstate South Carolina. We talk about the thing's that they saw and heard while growing up and how, through research and study, they were able to better understand what those things were.

Cat and Mariel were also kind enough to share some of the experiences they've had on different cases. And of all the things you assume a ghost would say, I wasn't expecting what they told me.
I also ask them about the "Ghost Reality Show" trend and are any of them doing it right, if so which ones?

Learn more about Ghost PRO HERE!
http://ghostpro.org/index.html
Contact Ghost PRO HERE!
http://ghostpro.org/inquiries/contact.html

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Where we start with shout-outs to FWFIFE.COM, SYKA (her cd is called "STAY WILD", not get wild, Evan) and a shout-out to Carolyn Adams (new novel "RUTHLESS" just got published). Then we get Jason's visit to Carrie's novel release party, and we learn about her Pacino-like love of horses. We also learn about Jason's semi-autobiographical-hypothetical novel.

We then watch a video of basically The Goddamn Krakken! We move on to Evan's recent show terror, Jason's unintentional hook-up flirting a Wendy's, Evan's dream dollar store clerk, another one of Evan's Amazon Movie Reviews (or opinions of a douche), and we close with an imaginary friend bracket, where we ask the question, "If you had to be an imaginary friend's imaginary friend, who would you pick? (It makes sense when you listen.)
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your imaginary friend will insist you go to the QT, all the time. 
Read Carissa's Fwfife.com post HERE!
Listen to SYKA's new album HERE!
Purchase Carolyn Lee Adams book "Ruthless" HERE!
Watch the Colossal Squid video HERE!
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Where Jason starts with tales of semi legendary not-so bravery, then we discuss our blog post, a grandma who has had enough and got the boobs to prove it. Then Jason gives his one-word review of "Bark Ranger". We discuss how every superhero can't be gritty, but they CAN still fuck with Aqua-Man. We breakdown a medical video and discover that switching heads is surprisingly NOT thought-out, and finally learn that every inventor ever only wanted to invent a new way to get laid.

P.S.- Kids, don't listen or we swear the JLA will cruelly prank you.
Watch the Head Transplant video HERE.
Read our blog post HERE.
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Where we start out with a shout-out of, friend of the show, SYKA's new video premiere!! Then we get into Jason's adventures with Richmond's Coalition Theatre and the GWARBAR (and the less successful parade)!!!

Then Evan continues bitching about cashiers and displays, once again, that he should never be allowed to speak to anyone...ever.

Then two guys (one lucky to have a girlfriend, the other is amazed he ever got laid...ever) go through a list of single guy DOs.
We discover that Evan hasn't always been a douche, it's concentrated mostly in one place, his Amazon Movie Reviews!
And we then close with another bracket, this time we ask the question, "Which Warner Bros/Disney character would make the best president?" 

 
P.S- kids... if you listen...world maggot.
 
 
Check out the Gwar Bar facebook page HERE.
 
 
Check out SYKAS new video HERE!!!
 
  
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Where we start with the epic tale of Evan vs Coupon Lady! That segues into epic tales of Jason and The Scot's at Greenville Scottish Games @ Furman University. And we invent a new SPORT! Then we talk about epic tales of parties ruined by poo from heaven and lullabies bettered by darkness!!!! METAL-LLUBIES!

 
Also we shout out "In This Moment".
 
 
AND our friends Valentine Wolfe and their new album Nightingale!!
 
 
P.S. - Kids...I've got something to say.....
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Where we start with Jason exploring a strange man's orifice (true story), and it just goes downhill from there. We go from that to Evan's new podcast ideas. We watch a video of the WORST PROPOSAL REACTION EVER. And we close out with another bracket where we ask the question, "Which pop culture mentor would give you the best sex-talk?" That and much much more!!!

Kids-if you listen, Doc Brown will kill all the trees! Every last mother-effing one of them.
Watch proposal video HERE.
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