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Where we start with protest...from a cat....little sh*thead....THEN we get into the "Aquaman" and "Shazam" trailers from SDCC18. After that, we discover a side of Jason we didn't know he had...or at least didn't want to see..... and then we talk more superhero stuff with an actor getting a dream role in a superhero movie...well..maybe more of a nap role. After that, we play a couple of games Jason found, one where we recast movies with Muppets except one human stays, and another where we talk fave and least fave films of particular actors. As if that weren't enough movie talk, we delve into George Lucas' ideas for what was going to be his next Star Wars trilogy, and we close with The "What If...?!" Comicbook Game and one more little "Beauty and the Beast" nugget.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Russell Crow will "Scary Synthesize" you. 

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This week we talk about how what if radio rock jokes had to work at NPR. Then we get into how easy it is to feel emasculated at the lake or pool. Evan has some "Bachelorette" updates about Jordan & Chicken Guy's double date. We discover the most "cocky" debate method ever. "Before we go any further, you have to talk to my 'representative'."

Evan get's a harsh audio book review. Then Jason brings back an old game, "SUPER BEAST!: JURASSIC PARK EDITION!"

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We watch the SCARIEST HIPPO video. We unsucessfully try have an honorable conversation about the passing of Coco. (So sorry Coco.) We play a NEW GAME "Gary Busey-ism Game", where we make up our own. And we close out discussing where Bill Clinton got his inspiration for he and James Patterson's new novel "The President is Missing". 

Watch the Hippo Video HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08

And nominate us for BEST COMEDY in this years "The People's Choice Podcast Awards" HERE! Thanks!!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

P.S. - Kids if you listen, you might get attacked by a Hippo. 

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Where we start with...THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review. Thanks Chris of The Nerdbliss Podcast, (link below). And after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can't wait to use it...every week...) THEN Evan brings us "Hey There...Part 3: The Fingering". After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibal's most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep, dark family secrets; we realize you only need 3 things in life; Evan gets some head in a bathroom...admit it..you're not surprised... And we close with another edition of SUPERBEASTS!!!! 

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen....don't tell Jason that we're not using his intro.

 

Listen to the Nerdbliss Podcast here!

 

P.P.S. - Here's what Evan saw in the bathroom!!!

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Where we start with a "handy" realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself.... and has the tapes to prove it.

After that Evan tells the story of a man (him) who wants love...well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love..... or just forgot about a date. (he got stood up)

THEN we talk about the big directorial shakeup in the "HAN SOLO" movie and what would happen if George Lucas took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out... Jason brings another QUIZ and asks Evan:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "BLACK PANTHER" TRAILER?

Another round of Evan vs customer service...and we play a round of WHAT IF!?!. It's just like the comic books, but unpublishable.

 

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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Stood!!!!

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Where we start by getting back into the hole...partner, with Red Dead Redemption "Undead Nightmare". Then Jason talks about our last show and the improv prank he pulled on Evan and Todd Janssen, video linked below.

After that we discuss Guardians 2, (spoilers end at 26:00) THEN we discuss STD...the trailer. And this new trailer makes Jason realizes he will always be more "Star Wars" than "Star Trek". After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side...by angsty, we mean well....terrible...just....just awful.

THEN we close with a new game from Jason called "What If?" where Evan randomly combines superheros and scenarios and we see what happens! This will explain the photo below:

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See the Laughing Stock Improv "Blindline" game here!!

 

P.S. - Kids,if you listen, your Dad will create a super villain to mock your mother.

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Where we start with Jason FINALLY coming out...as a geek!! Then, we get into Star Trek and JEAN Luc..or is it Jean LUC? Then  we talk Supergirl and her expendable friend, the worst version of Harley Quinn so far, we play a quick round of Recast It (don't get hot and flustered) and Evan takes us through some awful shows that are real, and some of the same quality that aren't...yet..... AND Evan yet again proves he just shouldn't talk to anyone ever. Then we close with Sam Jackson in...Cash N' Cake!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Evan will be the Dr Doom of your life....

 

Dont forget to email us either audio clips of your Jason and Evan impressions OR a script you wanna hear us read to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com!!!
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Where we start with a (late) review of "Batman V Superman" and then get into the game everyone loves (except a certain "7th Heaven" character) SQUAD!

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Where Evan randomly selects his "Squad" from popular TV characters, and must assign who's who in certain scenarios.

 
Then we read an article about a teacher with some interesting teaching techniques... very centipede-y techniques.... and we see that when you have a Tinder profile, ya gots ta make sure what you say is what you mean.
 
And finally Jason talks "The Running Man" and we invent a brand new dating show!!!
P.S.Kids.. if you listen... do you bleed? You will. Until we make up and become besties like right after.
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Where we start with ruminations on the true meaning of St Patty's Day, which segues beautifully into announcing our fan-girl contest winner!!! THEN we get into cashiers who think they are too cool for school...or pharmaceuticals..... AND Jason brings back the new game that's sweeping the nation: SUPERBEAST!

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P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Time-Traveling Warthog will go back in time and prevent your very existence (don't ask how)!!!
 
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Where we start with shout outs to podcasts Krillin It with Dani Fernandez and The EMA Hip-Hop podcast!! Then we get into health... well, fictional character health, but health all the same, then we hear a surprise fan-girl entry, and talk about the "Star Trek" animated series, and how Jason had no idea it existed.

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Then we play a NEW game where we pit Superheroes against Super-Beasts! (aka: deadly animals bestowed with randomly selected powers) For example: "Would The Flash win against Professor-X-Hippo?" We discuss that and more!
AND finally we once again show off our AMAZING singing with the classic... Hypothetical Movie-Musical Guessing Game!!!

Then we get to talk to the supremely charming star of The Lion King On Broadway and the film "Race" (in theatres now), Chantel Riley!!!!!
 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen... Scoob and the gang get it.

Listen to Krillin It HERE!!
http://krillinit.libsyn.com/

Listen to EMA HERE!!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/excusemyadlib/id952099420?mt=2&ls=1

Follow Chantel on twitter HERE!!
 

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Where we start with a heartfelt thank you to upstateisgreat.com for having Evan on the show, then we segue into stories of Spiderman balloons gone wrong, but oh so right, until you realize you're dating a balloon-man cheatin' ho!!!! Then we get into a long (and severely audio enhanced, sorry) section about Mr. Wes Craven and his contributions to cinema, which leads to a new horror icon and the horror on Tinder and it's ability to make you look like a fast food lovin' loser, we then close with another bracket!!! This time we ask the question, "Which no-good pop culture SLACKER would you rather room with?"

Listen to interviews from www.upstateisgreat.com HERE! We'll let you know when Evan's episode is up!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Evan will make sure his mic is unplugged for the entire middle portion of the show.
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