We start with quick talk about the inauguration, and then Evan brings a clip of a PBS News Hour correspondent who lets herself go a little bit. Jason brings funny/weird business names he's seen. Evan shares more "Star Trek: TNG" episode moments; Data, like Worf, forgets all about his young new friend (Hero Worship), and how easy it is to "formulate a plan" in space (Starship Mine). And we close with another round of "MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION".

00:30 - Intros and plugging our 400th episode.

01:45 - Inauguration talk and how some people thought Trump would have an 11th hour come back but....nothing. Also how being president AGES YOU so we wonder what the hell will Biden look like? We figure it out.

18:15 - PBS News Hour video with Judy Woodruff. And she lets herself go a little....

24:40 - Weird Business Names! "Spartanburg Karate: Kicking Kids", "Senior TLC", & "Cowpens: Antiques, Restaurants & Gas".

48:00 - Star Trek Re-watch funny moments. Episode "Hero Worship" & "Starship Mine". "I think they're formulating a plan."

1:02:53 - MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION!! We swap Bat'lith (Star Trek) & Leg-Gun (Planet Terror), Phasers (Star Trek & Mjolnir (Thor), Shining Axe & Indy Whip.  

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK: OUR 400th EPISODE!!

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We start with Evan discovering something about his cat. Then we watch terrorists be surprised that they're not allowed on planes. We combine Mystical Artifacts/Sidekicks/Types of Videogames to create pitches for the NEW "INDIANA JONES" video game announced. Evan is back into NFL football...well cursing...during NFL football. And we close with a true story of Evan's first..."fight".

00:50 - We preview our 400th episode. (It's the opposite of a 'Best Of' we will go over our "bombs/flubs/joke fails")

02:30 - Evan's revelation about his cat Champ. He's needy, he's chill, but he will also JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE.

12:35 - We watch a video of a DC riot guy who was kicked off his flight because he's been put on the no-fly-list and can't possibly understand why. 

34:20 - Jason brings another round of "PITCH THE VIDEOGAME" in honor of the news of a new "Indian Jones" videogame announcement. We combine Mythical Artifacts + Indy Sidekicks + Types of Video Games to create weird/fun game pitches. 

1:06:15 - Evan loves the NFL....cursing on live tv.

1:12:30 - Evan's pathetic "1st Fight" story. 

Stay Tuned for our 400th episode coming up soon!!

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WE'RE BACK!! And stuff has gone to hell. We start by talking about those DBags in DC. Evan is fed up with reactors (until he becomes one #MaxwellTheReactor.) We watch the dumbest (or maybe the most genius) reactor as he watches "Pulp Fiction". We go over our WW84 Predictions Quiz Questions to see who was right. And we close with a BRACKET!! This week Jason got a new car so we ask, "Which Vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

01:30 - We talk about those A-Holes who broke into the capitol, and mock them for 5 minutes.

06:15 - Then we mock reactors. (and at the same time envy them.) We ask 'what if' reactors had a writers room.

26:10 - Evan then becomes a reactor. Maxwell The Reactor, as he watches the "Wandavision" trailer. ("Aww he touched her hair ya'll.")

29:40 - We watch a dummy (or genius) who reacts to "Pulp Fiction", and he is BAFFLINGLY DUMB (OR GENIUS).

53:10 - We go over our "'Wonder Woman 1984' Predictions Quiz" (thanks again Language of Bromance)

1:06:25 - BRACKET!! Jason bought a new car, and it reminded him of "Knight Rider" so he asks, "Which non-car vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

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We are back! Hope you guys had a great safe Thanksgiving. Evan decided be safe and not only have Thanksgiving alone, but also in the dark without some power. We talk about that, as well as another attempt at online dating. We have an update on the "Virgin Diaries" wedding. Jason asks Evan to make up amusement park rides based on "The Mandalorian". And we close with Evan saying "Picard" should be called "Picard: F**k You Old Man!!" (And keep an eye out for our upcoming CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!)

00:30 - Intros

01:15 - Evan talks about his Thanksgiving in the dark. And his attempt at online dating story.

20:10 - Virgin Diaries UPDATE.

34:45 - "AMUSE ME: MANDALORIAN EDITION" We take classic moments from the show and turn them into amusement park rides. (Ex: Mando Vs Mudhorn as a rollercoaster)

53:50 - Evan's Star Trek Rewatch - "Picard" We discover the deep reason why everyone hates Picard, and it's to bring back universal peace. (Or something that sounds like peace.)

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS!! This week we watch a FOR REAL first kiss, talk about things that make William Shatner smile, turn Christmas movies into Thanksgiving movies, Janeway and Paris's salamander babies, and how Dr. Crusher chose a cloud over Jean-Luc Picard.

00:30 - Intros and we explain Evan's audio.

01:40 - Evan brings a video called "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" from Virgin Diaries on TLC.

29:00 - We have fun with a William Shatner clip where he says, "That makes me smile." A lot makes Shatner smile BTW.

31:15 - Jason brings a game where we turn Popular Christmas/Regular movies into Thanksgiving Movies!!

44:50 - Evan talks about the weird "Star Trek Voyager" episode where Janeway and Paris de-evolve and have salamander babies.

49:20 - Evan brings up an episode of "Star Trek TNG" where Dr. Crusher teases Picard then turns around and dates a cloud.

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Watch "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" HERE!!

Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss.Diaries..so, WHO's into it more? HE or SHE?? DUH - YouTube

Watch Alchemy Comedy's NEW SOUTH COMEDY FESTIVAL ONLINE HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

P.S. - Happy Thanksgiving by the way!!

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HALLOWEEN WEEK 4!!

01:20 - Introductions

02:45 - Evan brings a video of a Dad who pranks his daughter Ouija Board party. Also we have fun with OTHER pranks he might do. They might get him arrested.

10:40 - We play another round of "The Sh*tty Shed" Where we talk about a "Horror Trope", "Horror Movie" & "Actual Fear" to toss in there, banishing it from Earth FOREVER!!

28:05 - We play "INAPPROPRIATE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN CAMEOS" Where we replace his actual cameo with a silly/tactless one. (We do: "Unbreakable", "Signs", "The Village", "The Happening", PLUS we go over your ideas with "The Sixth Sense".)

1:10:30 - Jason reads the CREEPY pen pal letter he received from someone back in 9-16-1992. 

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Watch Prank Dad HERE: 

https://youtu.be/TNiPgtrM740

Watch "DRACULA IS THE WORST BANK ROBBER" HERE:

https://youtu.be/7g3j2q8dYn4

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HALLOWEEN WEEK 3!!

00:45 - Intros

01:50 - Evan's episode of "CHEATIES" is up! And we talk about the movie version of it.

04:30 - Jason's episode of "LAUGHTER PARTY" is up! And Jason share's his AWFUL JOKE.

13:30 - Evan realizes that Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight" is WAAY creepy.

25:30 - We play another round of "WOULD THEY SURIVIVE?" Where we drop real life dirt bags into horror movies and discuss if they would survive or not. (EX: Would John Wilkes Booth Survive "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Killer"?)

58:24 - Evan shares an amazing song PERFRECT FOR THE SEASON. "Ghosts" by Jonathan Lewis (Feat. Becca Price).

1:04:00 - Evan brings another round of "GOOGLE TRANSLATE GAME: Edgar Allen Poe EDITION"

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Evan's episode of CHEATIES!!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/he-paid-for-her-boob-job/id1503079848?i=1000494474721

Jason's episode of "LAUGHTER PARTY"!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5HBHGSFcU

Listen to "GHOSTS" by Jonathan Lewis (feat. Becca Price)!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvhlbWmU1Wk

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HALLOWEEN MONTH - WEEK 2!!

00:00 - Intros

02:00 - Evan "interviews" Robert Englund. And he reveals some BIG stuff!!

10:00 - We play "FILM PROPOSALS" Where we use movies to propose to a partner. With the help of Joe Johnson (Twitter: @FillCollinz) & Jason Evans (Twitter: @CitizenJason5).

34:20 - We talk "American Murder" docu-drama from Netflix.

48:35 - We play a BRACKET!! We ask "Which Monster would make the BEST Stand-Up Comedian?"

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Amazing show this week. Evan talks gross drinks, Jason brings "Good" Game ideas for our 400th episode. We talk "Zombie Karen" video. We read craigslist missed connections, Evan found new words Jason can call his wife. Jason brings a clip from last week "REALLY?!!" And we close with the beauty that is Gary Busey on Cameo. 

00:30 - Intros

01:30 - Evan drinks something gross.

04:40 - Jason's "Great" new game ideas for our 400th episode. FYI Evan hates them.

12:50 - We watch the "Zombie Karen" video. And talk about mask vs no mask.

35:50 - Jason reads Craigslist Missed Connections from Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me."

45:00 - Evan brings a list of terms, Jason can call his new bride, from around the world.

56:00 - We relive an amazing clip from last week's episode "REALLY?!!" (Thank you Brian Reeder)

59:30 - Gary Busey is on Cameo, 'Nuff Said.

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Watch Zombie Karen Video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f1NngO6xeM

Buy Alan Feuer's book "I Hope You Find Me" HERE!!

https://www.amazon.com/Hope-You-Find-craigslists-Connections/dp/1683490223

And if you want to buy the Bearded Ones a Gary Busey Cameo, it's right HERE!!

https://www.cameo.com/garybusey

Listen to Evan's episode of "False Start: Fake Sports Real Shots" - TV DAD Bracket HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-67-best-tv-dads/id1455223970?i=1000482291137

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This week we have a special guest, actor/entertainer Brian Reeder!!

00:30 - Introductions & plugs.

03:45 - Jason recap's his wedding!

14:00 - Evan and Brian talk "Train to Busan" and the DUMBEST WAY TO DEAL WITH ZOMBIES from an episode of "BLACK SUMMER".

40:20 - We play "Is It Stalking?!" Where we randomly put celebrites/objects/actions together and ask the question, "Is It Stalking?"

(Example: Prince doing the Mash Potato near Axl Rose while holding a bag of dog tails.)

1:05:10 - Evan and Brian talk "Call of Duty" and how Evan sucks, & what if your AI troops were real? What would they think of you?

Follow Brian Reeder on Instagram HERE!

https://www.instagram.com/brown1312/

Listen to Evan's new YouTube Videos HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwL2LLisO4w

Check out Stephanie's "Next Southern Star" sketch HERE!

https://www.facebook.com/leannemorgancomedy/videos/next-southern-star-episode-2/312376186456846/

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Evan is BACK! We start by recognizing a beloved member of the upstate South Carolina theater community, Kim Granner. We then shout out some of our favorite YouTube channels and podcasts hosted or produced by people of color. 

00:30 - Introductions and Shout Outs: "Double Toasted", "Lost in Vegas", "Urban Acolyte", "No Life Shaq".

10:00 - Evan VOTES and misunderstands his poll agent. Apparently he was NOT telling him who the racists were.

17:45 - We play another round of "INAPPROPRIATE STAN LEE CAMEOS". This time we go through MCU Phase Two movies.

37:00 - We play another round of "THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE MOVIE GAME". Evan puts movie synopsis through google translate a few times then back to English, and Jason has to guess the correct movie.

1:02:20 - Jason talks about how "Star Trek: TNG" had dolphin and whale crew members!!

1:09:20 - Evan brings another clip of Coach Dave! Watch it HERE!

Watch Coach Dave Clip HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYL5mR1cYVw&fbclid=IwAR3mZH4IPL3CS_3Oo4dZdQQ0qNMEv6TI2KMjWkzrWTXusWdKCbx4t-0Rt_g

Listen to Evan's discussion with Jason Farr HERE!

https://lucky10kpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-lucky-ten-thousand-in-betweener-4-wjason-farr-on-the-state-of-things/

Listen to Jason Farr's episode "Be Better to Each Other" HERE.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/be-better-to-each-other/id1121482982?i=1000476580581

Order Evan's newest audiobook "Carried Away (A Time Travel Romance) HERE!

https://www.audible.com/pd/Carried-Away-A-Time-Travel-Romance-Audiobook/B0899J63Z7?qid=1590792685&sr=1-17&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_17&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=NSNF3GXG5R7V28H9J3A7&fbclid=IwAR3nU4DTaFJyyQQAOsJZ-Qbwl_tHmx1E6JMZSh6W8NTx-mnqNU3u0QdSyH0

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3:00 - We start with a WORLD PREMIERE of "Valentine Wolfe's" new song "The Saddest Noise, The Sweetest Noise". https://valentinewolfe.com/home

9:15 - Jason brings a clip of him botching a Wolverine quote. And we realize that Wolverine is REALLY BAD and he REALLY MEANS IT GUYS.

15:25 - Evan brings a video of Weird Safari Encounters. 

34:20 - The daughter of a safari guide is fed up with this stuff cause her Dad got ate!!

37:50 - We play another round of "TWISTED ENDINGS" MOVIE GAME. Where we add a twist ending to a movie that didn't have one. 

(Ex: "Saving Private Ryan" with twist ending of "Remember Me" [Main Character dies in 9/11 at end.])

52:10 - Evan talks about how he's said "screw the actual game" and is only trying to get Kassandra from "Assassin's Creed: Odyssey" laid.

1:00:00 - Evan brings another round of "CUPID'S CORNER" We read weird/bad/odd dating profiles, then act out those 1st dates. "My Dog-Children Need a Mom."

1:18:00 - Finally we sadly see that the GREAT Fred Willard passed away. We share quick memories of our favorite moments.

Buy "Valentine Wolfe" music HERE!!

https://valentinewolfe.com/home

Watch that "Safari Video" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poTMMcxy0Yg&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR0dsuaAw63Z0ZbzRcS94WU2IPPIBmrTsZDJIJN7rkAhmkD7Riz3I1_2iTU

Watch our clip of "Inappropriate Stan Lee Cameos: Phase One" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vmbOAYkaxY

R.I.P. Fred Willard

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This week we recap Jason's virtual Bachelor Party Roast. (Thanks Andrew Van!) Evan talks "To Catch A Predator". We play another round of "Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" and we close with "Gary Busey: Pet Judge!"

2:00 - Jason brought some clips from his virtual Bachelor Party Roast. Jokes on Jason, Evan, & The show too!

23:50 - Evan talks his favorite past moments of "To Catch a Predator" and brings a clip.

40:10 - We play another round of "The Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" We randomly combine "Famous Locations" & "Action Objectives" and we have to create the stunt!! (Ex: "Space X Shuttle" & "Get the Vaccine") (We played it before on Ep: 357)

1:00:15 - We talk about "Gary Busey: Pet Judge" who can't get the show name right & we think Gary took the job just to get a free meal. 

Check out Andrew Van & Brandon Rainwater's Roast Battle Shows HERE & HERE!

Roast Show #1:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10220989846112400/

Roast Show #2:

https://www.facebook.com/YesVandrew/videos/10221070900298704/

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Where a special guest joins us for hijinks! Welcome Carissa, former co-host of "The Lucky Ten Thousand" podcast, as we talk Trump's speeches, play a round of Cupids Corner, WYFI, and we close by laughing at a cat having a human-like tantrum (video in description)!

Don't forget our fundraiser is still going! .https://www.gofundme.com/f/gary-dewitt-needs-hope-to-keep-fighting?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet&fbclid=IwAR3jRVACc1XsPUohh7OJukl2--b3Zn3jOHgcyei2yZQ5SfLJ_U1jMvhVsKg

Check out the tantrum cat here: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cat+tantrum+treat

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... your moms new BF will LOVE Ravioli.

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Where we start with a weird event at Evan's place, then we get into the Tank!!! The Shark Tank!!!! After that, Jason brings a new game where we invent "Inappropriate Stan Lee cameos" (Phase One), we watch a YouTube Reactor talk about a pole vaulting mishap, we play another new game Jason brings based on Love Is Blind and we close with a discussion about whether or not Thano's crew was in on the whole "Destroy everything" plan in Endgame.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your boss will wipe out the galaxy without asking you.

See the Pole Vaulter react video here...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpJoRt1bk0&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR0RJiZALOPKZ7mP_m154jra_BLzHEj9xizkiv8bK_qFK4f70aC0mbt3Ftk

Donate to the fundraiser here....https://www.gofundme.com/f/gary-dewitt-needs-hope-to-keep-fighting?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet&fbclid=IwAR3jRVACc1XsPUohh7OJukl2--b3Zn3jOHgcyei2yZQ5SfLJ_U1jMvhVsKg

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