Where we start with Part 1 of Jason's tales of Hawaii!!!! Then we have another TASTE TEST when he brings in some authentic Hawaiian snacks like... Pineapple Pretzels ...Spam Flavored Macadamia Nuts ...Sea Weed??...Why Hawaii...God why...
After that, Evan gives us his OWN Part 2, namely what happened in the weird "Pulp Fiction-esque" follow-up with the girl who stood him up. THEN Evan brings some more childhood writings and other items and we close with a video showing either a guy realizing he just got caught for murder or the best actor in a generation...or both.....
P.S. - Kids...if you listen..... we will open that dumpster by god.
See the killer/actor video here!
(Stay tuned after the end song for two bonus outtakes!!!! Just like the Marvel end credit scenes!!!)
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Bryan, Jason Evans and myself talk about all the super fun past comedy projects we've been apart of over the years; improv teams, sketch shows, satire newspapers, comedy magazines, we've had fun with them all.
We then we do some improv scenes where Bryan and Jason Evans randomly pick a background audio (thanks to tabletopaudio.com) & a phrase. [@42:40 min mark]
And we close out with another round of "IS IT STALKING?" [@1:00:45 min mark]
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Where we start with another shout out to Screaming Soup. Jason is once again the voice of the Toxic Avenger (New ep linked below).
After that, Evan brings some more old stuff he wrote that we mercilessly mock, we talk about the passing of Roger Moore and Chris Cornell and what WE would do if we auto-erotic-asphyxiated. We play another round of "Pitch That Show" where Evan randomly mixes actors and scenarios and he must "PITCH THAT SHOW!"
Then we watch a loudwire video featuring a dude who thinks he totally whooped GG Allin's ass, then realized you should never be close to GG Allin's ass.... Jason bring the McDonalds commercial showing what the Brits think we South Carolinians are like. And we discover that sometimes, having an online career as a food critic doesn't require experience.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, George Takei will haunt you....
See the new Screaming Soup episode here!
See the Loudwire list video here!
See Food Review UK here!
(Below: Evan as an Apple Tree, or Frank from "Donnie Darko")
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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:
"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"
Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?
Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]
We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.
Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.
Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here
See the Pepsi Commercial Here
See "The Dove Incident" Here
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Where we start with a big congrats to the Gamecocks....thats last all of five seconds before we get off track and say something offensive. That conversation brings us to music genre discussion, THEN we play a new song by Jesyka Lorens new band Villins!!!! After that, we discuss Metallica and how even gods can succumb to suckage every oncst and awhile... and it's callled Lulu. Then we play Carissas Game again where we listen to robotized song lyrics and try to guess what song they're from, we watch a man tempt fate with a frikin polar bear and get insulted by his father and we close out with a video featuring a very clubby (but no less heroic) real life Thor!!! If he was high!!!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your dad is gonna finally tell you how dumb he thinks you are.
Check out Villins song Your Fantasy here
Check out the Polar bear attack here
Check out Techno Viking here
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Where we start with conceding... yeah we lost...sigh.... (Congrats to Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social BTW!)... Then we talk about how a mispronunciation led to a whole new show... that you shouldn't EVER listen to. Then we actually interview Creepy Bane, well for a little while anyway, and we see a cute video of a goat.. possibly about to be murdered. After that Jason whips out yet another old notebook full o gold and we go through his kid names, his insult (which leads to a quick RECASTING of American Pie with Star Wars Characters), his brilliant idea for the best car movie since Maximum Overdrive AND we talk about weird tv/movie time hops and even get to see how Vinnie Jones was convinced to play Juggernaut!!!
P.S. -Kids, if you listen, we'll show what that guys has that knife for.
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Where we start with yet another of Jason's "brilliant" audio book ideas, then we segue into a semi-serious quiz game about the new Star Wars trailer called,
"How Well Do YOU Know the 'Rogue One' Trailer?"
After that, we watch maybe the best thing ever... brothers who care about their sister enough to convince her anesthesia-addled brain that the zombie apocalypse has begun!!!
THEN Jason reads another book report from 1990, we hear a stirring recommendation from an author who may be doing themselves more harm than good and close with another peek into the recording studio with good ole Gary Busey.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, then we got a problem...bear.
Watch the zombie apoc. video
HERE:
NOMINATE THE BEARDED ONES OR ANY OTHER NETWORK SHOWS HERE:
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Where we start by noticing that we are on PodBean's Popular Comedy List!! Then we talk about the Super Bowl, how gay Chick-Fil-A must actually be (since anti-gay politicians keep getting caught)
We revisit Jason and Evan's experiences from the 24 Hour Play Festival, then read a list of coming out scenarios that didn't go quite as expected.
We chat Super Bowl commercials and de fuhrer's new plan for Puppy-Monkey-Baby, and the stink over that Doritos commercial.
We close out with a new bracket, where we ask the question, "Which Super Hero Would Make the Best Improviser?" and BONUS we have audio clips from the 24 Hour Play Festival!!!
P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you'll lose your sense of humor and get bent out of shape over a frikin Doritos commercial.
Read the coming out article
HERE:
Watch Puppy-Monkey-Baby commercial
HERE:
https://youtu.be/ql7uY36-LwA
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Posted in Theatrical, Nerding Out, Horror, Batman, Hobos, The Joker, The First Five Years, Terrifying True Stories, Superheroes, Viral Videos on Mar 22nd, 2015
Where we beg for money for Season 2 of Evan's webseries kickstarter. Then you can actually hear Bearded One Jason tune out of the conversation while Evan gives him hell for eating at Twin Peaks. THEN we give our opinions on the controversial "Batgirl" comic book cover AND Supergirl's freaky horse, Comet. We get into "Smokey and the Bandit". Evan "teaches" acting and stiffs pizza delivery guys, Jason shares a story of super neglectful N.C. parents and we meet an even more neglectful officer of the law, then we watch a video of stabbing victims (who survive) and realize that if you're going to a restaurant that specializes in ranch dressing, then you're hiding a deep seated perversion.
P.S.-Kids... don't make yourselves number 6.
See the stabbing victims here:
To donate to "The First Five Years" kickstarter click here:
Watch Season One here:
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Posted in Petey Pablo, Viral Videos on Jun 1st, 2014
Where we jump in with big news from Stitcher!! Then we get into infomercials, zombie cats, Ultimate Warrior (not the wrestler, unless he's a part of the mongol horde), how one of us is so bad at job interviews he won't even participate in a sketch about one, pranks/non-pranks, how to really mess up that good flirt you were working on, the white bubba gump and he that is who noone else can be, he who is everything and nothing, he who is the reason for the reason and he who gets a little too adamant about cutting off a certain body part to make a point... He that is Petey Pablo.
P.S.-Kids, Peteys awesome, you're not, don't listen.
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