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Where we start with a shout-out to Iron Cast and Teryl Fernbach, THEN Jason deals with the fallout out from his extremly controversial Facebook comment.... OK, not controversial so much as, well just a comment. THEN Evan has a run in with a sort of ex who tries to be nice....tries.... AND we revisit the one and only JUNK MAN!!!!!! After that, Evan brings a clip from a youtuber who really wants to make sure your soul is safe from CD covers...and we close out with another round of the always enjoyable: SUPERBEAST!

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P.S-Kids, if you listen, your cool Metal-Head friends will totally tell you how uncool you are in an over-the-top grumbly voice.

 

Check out Cattle Decapitation here, thanks for recommending them to us The Vigilant Christian!!! Oh and check out that guy here... if you need a good laugh.

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Where we (sigh) leave Halloween behind, but we still manage to talk about some scary movies and our own personal Halloweens!!! Jason talks "Event Horizon", Evan talks "They Look Like People"... the non-monkey version... then we get back into the movie, "Rings".

 
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In honor of the NEW Dr. Strange we watch the trailer for the OG Dr. Strange, which leads us to hearing Tom Brokaw give us the lowdown on some old school flicks in only the way he can.THEN we close out with a round of: SUPERBEAST!
 
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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, a monocled black widow will caw at you.

 

See the Dr Strange trailer here
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It's Labor Day, so we decided to take a little break and present another Best Of! This week we bring you some of our favorite past conversations on all things Nerd Culture. 

Enjoy!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 137) – Stephen Hawking Gets Pranked 

02 - (Ep: 138) – Sexy Nerd Quiz 

03 - (Ep: 156) – Worf the Killer Crab

04 - (Ep: 162) – Superbeast: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile

05 - (Ep: 168) – Jabba the Hutt was a Pariah 

06 - (Ep: 169) – Drug Dealer Bracket: Walter White is Hot (featuring Carissa Southerland)

07 - (Ep: 170) – "Saving Private Jabba"

08 - (Ep: 170) – Superbeast: Hawkeye vs Riddler-Honey Badger                                           

09 - (Ep: 174) – "Hi, I'm Stuart Deep-Space-Nine."                                                                  

10 - (Ep: 177) – "Turn Off The Safety Protocol!" 

Listen to Best Of Nerd Edition pt 1 - HERE

http://beardedone.podbean.com/e/the-bearded-ones-best-of-nerd-edition/

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We are also featured on The Podcast Radio Network (download the KryKey app) every Thursday at 8pm. Thanks to those guys!


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Where we start with talk of Jason's underwear (ladies) and how they change your day. Then we hear about feline stupidity and how awesome "Tremors" and "Critters" were. Then we get into the terror that is the Bobbit Fish and how the ocean sucks. And Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME to the table...RECAST IT! Where Evan randomly selects two movies, and must recast one with the actors of the other!

Then Evan talks to Timberwolf author and Bearded fan Tom Julian!!!
P.S. - Kids if you listen...Goddamn Bobbit Fish!!!
Check out Timberwolf here:

and the Bobbit fish video here:
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Where we start with ruminations on the true meaning of St Patty's Day, which segues beautifully into announcing our fan-girl contest winner!!! THEN we get into cashiers who think they are too cool for school...or pharmaceuticals..... AND Jason brings back the new game that's sweeping the nation: SUPERBEAST!

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P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Time-Traveling Warthog will go back in time and prevent your very existence (don't ask how)!!!
 
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Time for another BEST OF!!
We have athletes, musicians, Hitler. Plus "Impression Babies" is a game where we challenge each other to do 2 celebrity impressions at the same time! Enjoy!!

Track List:


01 - (Ep: 71) Peyton Manning Loves His Center (2:00) 
02 - (Ep: 84) Robin Thicke Really Wants Paula Back (4:20) 
03 - (Ep: 93) Impression Babies Game: Part 1 (24:15)
04 - (Ep: 108) Swaggy-P's Shoe Bodyguard (31:35) 
05 - (Ep: 124) Impression Babies Game: Part 2 (37:45) 
06 - (Ep: 140) Hitler's Shitty Ideas (44:15) 
07 - (Ep: 149) Tommy Bowden Is Too Laid Back (54:30) 
08 - (Ep: 150) Louie Anderson is "Gettin' In The Tub!"  (59:10) 
09 - (Ep: 152)  Gary Busey in "GingerDEAD Man"  (1:06:05
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Where we start with shout outs to podcasts Krillin It with Dani Fernandez and The EMA Hip-Hop podcast!! Then we get into health... well, fictional character health, but health all the same, then we hear a surprise fan-girl entry, and talk about the "Star Trek" animated series, and how Jason had no idea it existed.

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Then we play a NEW game where we pit Superheroes against Super-Beasts! (aka: deadly animals bestowed with randomly selected powers) For example: "Would The Flash win against Professor-X-Hippo?" We discuss that and more!
AND finally we once again show off our AMAZING singing with the classic... Hypothetical Movie-Musical Guessing Game!!!

Then we get to talk to the supremely charming star of The Lion King On Broadway and the film "Race" (in theatres now), Chantel Riley!!!!!
 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen... Scoob and the gang get it.

Listen to Krillin It HERE!!
http://krillinit.libsyn.com/

Listen to EMA HERE!!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/excusemyadlib/id952099420?mt=2&ls=1

Follow Chantel on twitter HERE!!
 

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It's time for another BEST OF episode. We hope you enjoy these clips from our past shows!

01 - (Ep: 61) We Discover the "Captain Nice" TV Show (2:25)
02 - (Ep: 66) John Paul's Bull Story (7:20)
03 - (Ep: 70) Diagnosis - Lettuce Nose (14:40)
04 - (Ep: 84) "Capt. Pike" Movie Trailer (19:35)
05 - (Ep: 89) Biker Nicknames (22:20)
06 - (Ep: 92) Mark Gormley...Really? (25:15)
07 - (Ep: 99) Jason's Depressed Freestyle (27:20)
08 - (Ep: 106) Jason's Journal from 1994 (31:45)
09 - (Ep: 107) Evan's Anime Date Story (49:15)
10 - (Ep: 108) Mark Hamill in "The Horse Twin" (58:45)
11 - (Ep: 117) Evan's Acting Class (64:40)
12 - (Ep: 117) Twisted Ranch (69:35)
13 - (Ep: 124) A "Comely" Lass (73:45)


Listen to Evan's episode (#46) of Stories of the Upstate Podcast HERE!
http://www.upstateisgreat.com/
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Where we start with a shout-out and a bearded gauntlet thrown (Not serious) to The Salty Language Podcast, then we discuss a shamefully never produced 80's drama "Manther!". We get into the merits of The Cougar and lazy ass big cats, which leads into The Return of the Boob.... Then we talk about what Anonymous is REALLY like and the moment when Batman finally, truly snaps. After that we discover that, for a football coach, being laid back is a detriment....and weird. Evan shows a video of a lioness who just needed a ride and we close with a new bracket! Where we ask the question, "Which Comic Strip Character Would Make the Best Therapist?" Plus so much more!!! 

P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Cathy will AACK! you to death. 
 Check out Salty Language here: http://www.saltylanguage.com/ 
Check out the video of the Lioness here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaztQK9If0
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