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This week we talk about how what if radio rock jokes had to work at NPR. Then we get into how easy it is to feel emasculated at the lake or pool. Evan has some "Bachelorette" updates about Jordan & Chicken Guy's double date. We discover the most "cocky" debate method ever. "Before we go any further, you have to talk to my 'representative'."

Evan get's a harsh audio book review. Then Jason brings back an old game, "SUPER BEAST!: JURASSIC PARK EDITION!"

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We watch the SCARIEST HIPPO video. We unsucessfully try have an honorable conversation about the passing of Coco. (So sorry Coco.) We play a NEW GAME "Gary Busey-ism Game", where we make up our own. And we close out discussing where Bill Clinton got his inspiration for he and James Patterson's new novel "The President is Missing". 

Watch the Hippo Video HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08

And nominate us for BEST COMEDY in this years "The People's Choice Podcast Awards" HERE! Thanks!!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

P.S. - Kids if you listen, you might get attacked by a Hippo. 

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Where we start with expressions of love to each other by exchanging gifts for Christmas. Then Evan shows his hatred for Jason by chastising him for negating all his verbal trickery from last week. THEN we talk about how stupid young people are for preferring the "Star Wars" Prequals to the Original Trilogy. THEN we talk "The Last Jedi" (Spoilers over at 45:13 mark)!!! After that we visit a cute little kitty who needs some love...and a GD face!! Chase No-Face is a miracle.

Then we get into the effects Bill "The Junk Man" Whaley has on DA LADEEZ... ok, well, one lady, Lori Bakker. Then we discuss the poor sucker who parkored right off the side of a 62 story building. THEN we close with a new game.... "In A Trailer!!!!" Where based on random actors and events, Jason and Evan must create a movie trailer.

See Chase No-Face Here!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a visit in the middle of the night from a cat who wants to head butt you but doesn't have A DAMN FACE!!!!

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Where Jason and Evan continue with the 2nd half of their Hawaii talk from last episode. Jason has brought audio clips from the different adventures in Hawaii that he plays for Evan. Some sound creepy, some are of animals, some are of creepy animals.

Then, after the break, we invite Jason's girlfriend Miley in to do her own taste test of Hawaiian candy and then to tell more stories from the trip! Yes, she brought her own beard to fit in:)

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Jason and Miley play another round of IS IT STALKING?

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And they close out with an Improv Challenge with the help of Tabletop Audio!

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Where we start with...THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review. Thanks Chris of The Nerdbliss Podcast, (link below). And after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can't wait to use it...every week...) THEN Evan brings us "Hey There...Part 3: The Fingering". After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibal's most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep, dark family secrets; we realize you only need 3 things in life; Evan gets some head in a bathroom...admit it..you're not surprised... And we close with another edition of SUPERBEASTS!!!! 

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen....don't tell Jason that we're not using his intro.

 

Listen to the Nerdbliss Podcast here!

 

P.P.S. - Here's what Evan saw in the bathroom!!!

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Where we start with a reminder about the nominating session of the 2017 Podcast Awards, starting July 1st..Link Below!! Then Evan regails us with tales of Butterfly Prisonbreak, Stick Bug break-in, AND we get to see what happens if two of histories biggest figures, George W. Bush & Charles Mason, switch places...and not that much changes.....

 

After that, we talk about Adam West and take a QUIZ from Jason about the beloved actors career. Then we play Describe Yourself Game, where Evan has to use terrible/annoying fictional characters to..well..describe himself...

And we close with another visit to Cupids Corner and an impromptu interview with the dick of the hour...the Coz himself...himself.

 

Bookmark the podcast awards site and start nominating us here

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen....STICK BUGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

 

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Where we start with talk of that sweet "The Last Jedi" trailer dropping, which leads to another quiz game:

"How Well Do YOU Know The Last Jedi Trailer?"

Then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII...? or Galactic War V....?

Then Jason reads PART THREE of his serialized story from 1997, HERE COME THE BASEMENT DON'T LOOK BACK [@53:45min mark]

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We watch a video where a dove really does cry...well at least his kids will once they're told the news.....and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week after week will ever get as much attention as just stickin' your fingers in Gak. Sigh.

 

Kids-If you listen, you will regrettably think a dumb model and a sugary beverage will end all the worlds problems.

Watch The Last Jedi trailer Here

See the Pepsi Commercial Here

See "The Dove Incident" Here

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Where we start with a shout-out to Iron Cast and Teryl Fernbach, THEN Jason deals with the fallout out from his extremly controversial Facebook comment.... OK, not controversial so much as, well just a comment. THEN Evan has a run in with a sort of ex who tries to be nice....tries.... AND we revisit the one and only JUNK MAN!!!!!! After that, Evan brings a clip from a youtuber who really wants to make sure your soul is safe from CD covers...and we close out with another round of the always enjoyable: SUPERBEAST!

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P.S-Kids, if you listen, your cool Metal-Head friends will totally tell you how uncool you are in an over-the-top grumbly voice.

 

Check out Cattle Decapitation here, thanks for recommending them to us The Vigilant Christian!!! Oh and check out that guy here... if you need a good laugh.

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Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!

Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!

Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OS5zqC-gI

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Where we (sigh) leave Halloween behind, but we still manage to talk about some scary movies and our own personal Halloweens!!! Jason talks "Event Horizon", Evan talks "They Look Like People"... the non-monkey version... then we get back into the movie, "Rings".

 
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In honor of the NEW Dr. Strange we watch the trailer for the OG Dr. Strange, which leads us to hearing Tom Brokaw give us the lowdown on some old school flicks in only the way he can.THEN we close out with a round of: SUPERBEAST!
 
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P.S.- Kids, if you listen, a monocled black widow will caw at you.

 

See the Dr Strange trailer here
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It's Labor Day, so we decided to take a little break and present another Best Of! This week we bring you some of our favorite past conversations on all things Nerd Culture. 

Enjoy!

Introduction:

01 - (Ep: 137) – Stephen Hawking Gets Pranked 

02 - (Ep: 138) – Sexy Nerd Quiz 

03 - (Ep: 156) – Worf the Killer Crab

04 - (Ep: 162) – Superbeast: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile

05 - (Ep: 168) – Jabba the Hutt was a Pariah 

06 - (Ep: 169) – Drug Dealer Bracket: Walter White is Hot (featuring Carissa Southerland)

07 - (Ep: 170) – "Saving Private Jabba"

08 - (Ep: 170) – Superbeast: Hawkeye vs Riddler-Honey Badger                                           

09 - (Ep: 174) – "Hi, I'm Stuart Deep-Space-Nine."                                                                  

10 - (Ep: 177) – "Turn Off The Safety Protocol!" 

 

Listen to Best Of Nerd Edition pt 1 - HERE

http://beardedone.podbean.com/e/the-bearded-ones-best-of-nerd-edition/

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