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Where we start with a celebration of the life of our friend, Jason Bryant...you will be missed sir..sincerly.

THEN we talk Evans bald spot vanity, Evans mirror girlfriend, the Greenville clowns and how if a clown shows up at your door to take your kids, he's probably legit. Then we play another round of: "IS IT STALKING?"
 
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And speaking of stalking, we read the lyrics from a Conway Twitty song and realize that we all see the want to in your eyes.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..... we got a whole army of clowns itchin to take you to camp.... just sayin.

Email us your Evan and Jason impressions to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

If you want to hear just a sample of what an awesome person Jason Bryant was, click here
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Where we start off on somber tone as Jason has had it. The election cycle has gotten to him. And he's down because he enjoyed Ghostbusters 2016, but maybe he shouldn't have. Then we realize that sometimes all you need to cheer you up is a little cock magic!

 
Then Evan decides it's finally time to go in depth about the ramifications of "Jesse's Girl". We talk about a recent local apartment advertisement controversy, Jason's runs into a bunch of young "Goers"..as in the Poke'-kind, then we talk about hot teachers and the not-so-hot-teachers that still deserve representation in some form! After that Jason wanted to play a game called "Kevin and Jesse" where Jesse Ventura and Kevin from "The Office" are in odd situations! It's ridiculous and they love it. They hope you do too.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, that thing I said about Hillary and The Donald making out will come true...ew..just, just ew.
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Where we talk about METAL MOM!!!!! Then we get into hip-hop catchphrases and their...... uuuhhhhh.... awesome-ness??? Then we do the Jelly Belly: Bean Boozled Challenge (don't worry, we cut out most of the chewing sounds) AND play another round of: "IS IT STALKING?"

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Then we close out with an interview with a true southern belle and "her" opinion about what makes guys creepy.

 
 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you may just get rotten egg.

Watch the clip of our guitar guy: HERE! (4:31 mark)
http://tinyurl.com/hb9r74z

Enjoy The Rap Board yourself HERE!
http://therapboard.com/

And read for yourself about "What Makes  A Guy Creepy?" HERE!
http://www.thebolde.com/makes-guy-creepy/
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Where Jason gives an unsolicited shout-out to Evan's OTHER podcast, "The Lucky Ten Thousand", then Evan gives an unsolicited shout-out to Weird Al!!! Then we discuss Jason's ability to make any attractive woman feel like a really 'goodfella'. Then we talk about the cube spotted over Texas and how maybe it's The Borg invading the south. Evan takes a trip into the dark side of historical denial, finally we learn about how Jason would (not) survive in the wild and SO much more!!

 
P.s. - Kids, if you listen, chain cannonballs...'nuff said.
 
See the Texas Cube article HERE.
 
 
Read the article about S.C. girl punished for eating a pop-tart HERE.
 
 
Shout out to friend of the show Client Thiele at Geekdig!
 
 
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Where we start out with a shout-out of, friend of the show, SYKA's new video premiere!! Then we get into Jason's adventures with Richmond's Coalition Theatre and the GWARBAR (and the less successful parade)!!!

Then Evan continues bitching about cashiers and displays, once again, that he should never be allowed to speak to anyone...ever.

Then two guys (one lucky to have a girlfriend, the other is amazed he ever got laid...ever) go through a list of single guy DOs.
We discover that Evan hasn't always been a douche, it's concentrated mostly in one place, his Amazon Movie Reviews!
And we then close with another bracket, this time we ask the question, "Which Warner Bros/Disney character would make the best president?" 

 
P.S- kids... if you listen...world maggot.
 
 
Check out the Gwar Bar facebook page HERE.
 
 
Check out SYKAS new video HERE!!!
 
  
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Where we return to the two dude format and get into it strong with tales of Dickish waiters doin too many hack dickish insults, a roast, a window into a princesses world, real life debbie downers, The Creepy shower head guy (and a shout out to Love in the Morning-sup Bill and Derbra!), two on the most awful movies ever made, one of them you haven't heard of...one of the is Troll 2, back to our gutterall reviews, then we close with a frank discussion of how some song lyrics sound fine until you turn the music off.

 
Plus a special bonus clip after the end music that should have you as excited as every Marvel Movie credit teaser..so keep listenin!!!
 
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we'll have you working on a chain... Gayiang.
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