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00:45 - Intros

03:20 - Jason brings clips from last weeks episode that make us look foolish. 

07:30 - Evan reads one of the weirdest/grossest/boldest Profoundly messages he's ever seen. 

21:00 - Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME "The Cop Land Game" We replace "Cop" with other occupations and see what would happen. (Ex: "Dentist Land", "CutCo Land", & "Carnie Land")

40:25 - Evan brings a QUIZ! He translated Eminem lyrics from random languages back to English, and it's up to Jason to NAME THE SONG!

51:30 - Jason brings the "Character Actor Lifeline Game". Where we pick which character can help us out of tough situations. (Ex: Which Dennis Hopper character would help keep our kids off drugs? or Which Helena Bonham Carter character would help us get candy quick? or "Which Robert Englund character would help us if we're being chased by dogs?)

1:10:00 - We have more fun with infusing improv teams into apocalyptic movies and tv shows. This week we do Avengers: Endgame!

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Hey guys, this episode is packed, enjoy it!

0:43 - INTRO

2:00 - Evan hates the new "PENNYWORTH" prequel show.

6:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #1 (Energy Drink made by Gary Busey; from episode 318)

10:25 - Evan's dream about Jeff Goldbloom.

12:00 - We talk about new "Child's Play" trailer.

16:05 - Remembering Peter Mayhew. Jason & Evan talk about their TOP 5 CHEWBACCA MOMENTS

35:45 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #2

37:00 - Evan brings another set of "Creepy Texts from Guys" he found online.

47:20 - We play another round of "THE BUTLER DID IT, AND THEY WERE BADASS." game. Based on "Pennyworth" what if OTHER maids and butlers had a prequel tv show of their younger days. (This round Lurch, Delbert Grady, & Octavia Spencer from "The Help"?)

1:11:10 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #3

1:12:00 - We talk about the "Ash VS Evil Dead" Demon-Baby scene.

1:18:05 - We talk about how "Walking Dead" is so depressing and it needs some fun interjected into it. Like an improv troupe. And then we spend the rest of the episode doing that because it was really fun. (with the help of TableTopAudio.com, use them and donate!)

1:32:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #4

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R.I.P. Peter we love and miss you.

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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely Cop Would Make the Best Undercover Detective!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will give your facebook address to only douchebags. 

 

Email us for a Bum Luck and/or Christopher Falcon Birthday Greeting to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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This week Evan couldn't record so we have special guests, Andrew Van, Griffin Pafford & Ben Burris of the Alchemy Comedy Theater (Greenville, S.C.). We talk about their 5th Annual New South Comedy Festival finishing up this weekend, we play some games, and close out with a little improv courtesy of TableTopAudio.com

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(2:40) We chat beards, age and the "New South Comedy Festival".

(11:20) We play "Dad Swap", where we randomly pick 2 Dads from pop culture and swap them into each others realities and see what would happen. (EX: Swapping Maurice from "Finding Nemo" & Tony Soprano!)

(40:51) We play "Erotic Genres" where we randomly pick a genre, actor, actress and create our everyone Erotic Genre Movie! Why let "thrillers" have all the fun? (EX: An Erotic Mob movie starring Fred Rogers and Jodie Foster!)

(1:02:06) With the help of TableTopAudio.com we do an improv scene inspired by "The Highway"!

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:09:00) - (Ep: 193) Zombie's Bodies are Drones.

(1:13:30) - (Ep: 201) Jason's Will from 1994.

(1:22:10) - (Ep: 236) "Welcome to the Bumper Well" - From the game "Amuse Me" (Amusement Park rides inspired by movies)

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Learn more about AlchemyComedy.com HERE!

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(6:05) We play "Would You Fear It?!". A game, where we take horror characters and add silly physical and personality quirks and ask, "Would You Still Fear It?" (EX: Dracula but with Big Fat Titties & the personality of Winnie the Pooh)

(30:00) Jason and Evan make up the worst slogans for businesses.

(36:00) We play "Twisted Endings". A game where we add a twist ending to movies that don't have them. (EX: 'The Matrix' but with the twist ending of 'Fight Club'?)

(56:22) Jason and Evan play "Horror Movie Character Fight" based on the horror movies we just happened to watch this season. 

(1:08:20) We close with talk of the carnal needs of the characters in "Dawn of the Dead". Which leads to talk about a zombie movie where they didn't eat people. 

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:16:00) - (Ep: 192) - "No-Whack November"

(1:22:00) - (Ep: 200) - "'Ghost Adventurers' Recap" With Jason Farr of the "There It Is" podcast.

(1:27:10) - (Ep: 210) - "Michael McDonald the Horror Director"

 

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Listen to the "There It Is" podcast with Jason Farr HERE!! (http://www.thereitispod.com/)

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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where we start with creepy talk of stupid hunters telling BS stories, then we seque into terrifying tales of middle aged women (even cute ones), ruminate on Return of the Living Dead (hi beverly!), then we get into real life tragedies…. or minor inconveniences….. terrifying tales of children's hosts gone bad, how your family loves you, but loves your stuff more, and then finish with the legend that is…. the shortest lived and most polite metal(not really) band ever!!!!!!!!!!! MMWWAAA HHAAA HHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 
 
P.S. Thanks a-hole Wofford Jones!!!
 
P.S.S.-though not mentioned in this episode, pls pls pls check out our good friend Mary Beth Smiths podcast MBSING on pod bean. It rocks. She rocks. We all rock. Podcasters unite!!!
 
P.S.S.S-though not previously mentioned, don't let your little a-holes listen to this. skeery.

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