GAMES
Sep 21st, 2019 by The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast
A game Evan made up where we create Amusement Park rides based on movies. FOR EXAMPLE: "A Hay Ride inspired by Blowing Up the Death Star?"
DESCRIBE YOURSELF PODCAST GAME:
Based on the Facebook meme where you pick 3 fictional characters that you feel fit you, Evan has to randomly pick 3 fictional characters, but everyone on the list is awful or annoying. And Evan has to find the positives in those 3 characters. (Episodes: 221, 226, 248, 276)
Why let Thrillers have all the fun, we combine random casts with a random genre and create an Erotic Thriller-esque movie. FOR EXAMPLE: "Erotic Western Movie"
Sometimes we get too dirty on the show, so Jason has written sentences, but he couldn't finish them, so he asks Evan to fill the slots. He only has 5 seconds and he has to keep it clean! FOR EXAMPLE: "Karen's _____'s were so big, Jake couldn't contain himself." (Episodes: 200, 254)
Sitcoms have Holiday Episodes, serious dramas usually don't, but what if they did? We discover what they would be. FOR EXAMPLE: "The Christmas Episode of '13 Reasons Why.'" (Episodes: 301-Thanksgiving, 304-Christmas, 305-New Years, 316-Saint Patrick's Day, )
Evan randomly picks Celebrities, Locations, and Activities. We put them all together and ask the question, "Is It Stalking?!" (Episodes: 163, 167, 169, 188, 211, 224, 230, 239, 248)
Because all of Steven Seagal's movie titles only have 3 word in them, Jason randomly picks 3 words from a list Evan has prepared. We put them together and figure out what this movie is about. FOR EXAMPLE: "Stalking You, Vengeance!" (Episodes: 256, 259, 263, 270, 276, 279, 285, 291, 294, 309)
Evan randomly picks 3 Celebrites. They are his "Squad" and it's up to him to assign who would be who in different scenarios provided by Jason. (Episodes: 166, 171, 185, 204, 219, 311,)
Evan randomly picks an animal and superpower from a prepared list. Them we pit the superpowered animal vs an actual superhero and see who would win. FOR EXAMPLE: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile. (Episodes: 162, 164, 176, 195, 212, 235, 280)
We take an actual twist ending of a movie and combine it with a movie that doesn't have one and see what would happen. FOR EXAMPLE: "'The Matrix', but with the twist ending of 'Fight Club'."
In real life the "What If?" comicbooks are pretty cool and interesting, but here Jason has prepared a list of the WORST What if concepts. Evan picks one and we discuss how it would go and if we would read that comic book. FOR EXAMPLE: "WHAT IF...Superman landed on the Sun?" (Episodes: 222, 229, 246, 258, 269, 283)
Jason randomly picks beautiful women, weird quirks, and the personality of someone awful and Evan ask him the question, "Would You F**k It?"
PLUS MANY OTHERS.
