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Where we start with an exciting conversation about the big game! OK, it's at least more exciting then the game itself.... then we trade B-Day gifts (thanks for the creepy cd Feather) And we figure out that enthusiasm is good...but enthusiasm can go too far though..especially when you are a pilot in the Rebellion Alliance. ("HOW DEY DO DAT??")

After that, in celebration of Evan's birthday, we play a round of "Squad" where all people involved share Evans birthday!

After that, Evan tells of how he had an opportunity to really make an impression...and then squandered it by not even attempting to do an impression. We then see some monster scenarios based on the film Suburban Sasquatch and we meet a new character! He is a character that will annoy the sh*t out of you, but hey we know what we do well. Then Jason, in honor of Valentines Day, brings a new game to the table "Would They Steal Yo Girl?" Where we see if movie love can survive when a real fictional Don Juan is added to the mix and in further honor of V-Day, we close with another trip to Cupids Corner!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, one day you will date a person who swears they are funny. Swears.

 

See Jasons sketch here

See Jason Play Surgery Simulator here

 

Where with friend and special guest Shane Willimon, we talk Evan's new/old washing machine and his (yet another) awkward attempt at flirtation. After that, we play a new game called Actor Lifeline, where we are given a situation and an actor to help and we choose which character that actor played would best help us. THEN, we get into Bandersnatch, watch some BIG trailers..as in Foot, play another new game where we assume what classy booklets would come with maybe not so classy restaurants and we close with a new bracket: This time, in Shanes honor, we decide Which Classic TV Character Would Make the Best President!!

 

Check out Redlettermedias' review of Suburban Sasquatch (Not Bigfoot Evan..ya tool) here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen you will become an urban legend that gets several crappy movies made about you

Where we start with a comment from a fan! After that though, things take a turn as Evan reveals a taped call with Jason and realized his priorities may not be in line. THEN, Jason brings a Trailer Quiz for the new Spider-Man movie and we invent a new counterpart to The Sinister Six. After that, Evan talks about how embarassing he can be and also reveals his idea of a spellbinding story... is more like just a thing happened. Then we play another round of The Senses Game, where we pick a sense that a Birdbox type movie might take away from us, Evan review The Orville... postitively(??)... after that, we hear Evan get a lil too..Lori Bakker about something that shouldn't be exciting at all, Jason finally hears a reporter have a stroke and in honor of Sam from England, we play a round of The Steven Segall Movie Game!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will head the most ineffectual super villain team ever.

Where we start with big news! Finally something happened in Jasons life! Clemson won the National Championship!! THEN, we talk about aging, do a quick "mini" bracket in reference to last weeks Cupids Corner, and Evan talks the threatening  sexiness that is Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez. After that, Evan brings some "kids" books he found, then he reads from a plot synopsis to an old comic he wrote, which leads to Jason reading an old story HE wrote. Hemingway.. it's not. THEN we play another edition of the Google Movie Translate Game and we close with cat talk and some improvised Jazz.... Hemingway...it aint. 

 

Also..all throughout this episode, because Evan lost a bet about the big game, Jason makes him rap and eat boullion and marmite. Pray for him.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Jason will write a story making you think it's all about you and you'll barely be in it.

00:30 - Intros

01:25 - Jason talks about odd wedding venue recommendations. And Evan then gives me his suggestions.

15:16 - Evan shows Jason a video of a Ren Faire where a "knight" spears a drone; he is hence forth known only as "DRONE SPEAR!!".

27:00 - Jason shows Evan pictures of the morbid gingerbread houses he saw at the Grove Park Inn in Asheville, N.C. Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like dead birds and bloody elves. 

35:35 - Jason talks about his Clemson Tigers being in the National Championship Game. He predicts a Clemson win with a score of 35-28. Evan predicts they'll lose, we bet that the loser must do a Beef Bouillon Freestyle Rap, the next week.

36:45 - Evan shows Jason another video, this time of a HORRIBLE MISTAKE!! Why shoot off firework in the middle of a Nativity Scene.

47:30 - Evan brings another round of CUPID'S CORNER!!

1:07:45 - We play another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! This time we ask, "Which Robot/Android would be the BEST at CATFISHING!?"

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Watch DRONE SPEAR!! HERE!

Watch Fireworks Mishap HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dgJF4nvWpQ&fbclid=IwAR2VVUREVcrezzBA74rcpPWI5pIvIzDm7CqazmTgaSSTHh9IADABuP9IMJ0

Where we start with literally the biggest news the show has literally ever had. Jason Underwood...asked his girlfriend..where she got her hat!!! Oh, then they got engaged. After that, Evan regales you with tales of being a not-so-great Best Man. Then we talk about how you really gotta plan ahead when you're gonna shave your head... AND Evan talks about seeing an awesome burlesque/vaudeville show in Asheville N.C.! After that, we realizes ladies of the night can also be ladies of the forest.

Jason brings a new game called "Lose Your Senses", based on the current crop of movies ("A Quiet Place", "Bird Box") where they take a sense away from you. We close with a revelation about a certain wild west video game (RDR2) and a certain sheriff who has the brain of a baby.

P.S.-Kids! Jason got engaged! Still can't listen!!

Get Evans newest audio book, Enemy of my Enemy here

See Evans awful hair mistake and skirt vonneget below-

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Where we start with a gift, new regular sized bumper stickers and a sad, sad realization... a 41 year old man on his floor, asking his robot to love him. THEN we get into Jason being wishy-washy, and a music store guy being cluelessly pretentious. After that, we play a game where we choose a Christmas characters opposite. Santa has Krampus, what would Frosty or Rudolph's opposite be? We also discuss the perils of saving a vicious predator,  do another round of "Holiday Episodes" where we discuss the New Years Day episodes of TV Dramas might be. And close with a guy who just wants to spread the joy of Newsies.... or he's a creepy. Probably the latter.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... hipsters will ruin all your Christmases.

Where we start with maybe the saddest thing you have ever heard... a grown man begging his new robot friend to like him. After that, we finally review (again) Saving Christmas.... we hope to save you from ever watching it. THEN we play some games, Jason brings another round of "Holiday Episodes" where we imagine what the Christmas Day episodes would be of TV shows that you normally wouldn't associate with holiday episodes. And Evan asks the question.. If a movie goes well for the hero, what about the collatoral damage??

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen...Vector will invade your home....and ignore you.

 

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00:30 - We talk about the "blizzard" that hit the southeast.

4:22 - We talk about how excited we are about the Avengers: End Game trailer

10:30 - We talk about the Brightburn trailer.

13:20 - We play another round of "Twisted Endings" where we take a classic movie twist ending and add it to a movie that doesn't have one. 

41:00 - We discuss the movie "Saving Christmas" starring Kirk Cameron. 

52:00 - Evan shows me David Tennant's segment on a British talk show.

58:30 - We close, in honor of Galaxy's Edge, and play another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create amusement park rides based on classic moments from Star Wars. 

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You can watch the trailer for "Saving Christmas" HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5-yA66kaVc

You can watch David Tenannt HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrezWX1YC0c 

 

 

 

 

Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely Cop Would Make the Best Undercover Detective!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will give your facebook address to only douchebags. 

 

Email us for a Bum Luck and/or Christopher Falcon Birthday Greeting to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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