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We're glad to be back to our normal episodes, and we have a great one for you!

00:30 - Intros, Evan doesn't know how jokes work. "Ba-Dum-Tsss!!"

03:30 - Evan talks about how Gene Siskel went too far with his "Friday the 13th" movie review. Two real douchey things.

14:45 - Jason & Evan talk about their Halloweens. Evan talks about an old guy who REALLY LOVES Trick-or-Treating!! And Jason talks about winning a costume contest!!

24:20 - Jason talks about the "DISNEY BEDTIME HOTLINE" and how he got a hold of some of the rejected messages. Thanos, Ellen Ripley, The Fly, plus others!

40:20 - Evan brings another Coach Dave video. And Coach Dave is very confused over Pete Buttigieg.

1:03:00 - Jason brings another round of "EROTIC GENRES". Where we swap out "Thriller" with a different genres and add some actors and see what we have! (Example: "LADY KILLEDERKIDS" An Erotic Courtroom Drama starring Denzel Washington & Jessica Lange)

Watch the Coach Dave video HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JqxGfcuU4&feature=emb_logo

Our last Halloween Episode this month!! With SPECIAL GUEST Miley!

02:20 - Intros

04:30 - ROAST OF DRACULA!! Special Guest Andrew Van of "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Podcast.

27:30 - Miley tells a Haunted Trail Story.

30:00 - Jason and Miley talk about "Candyman".

33:40 - Jason and Miley talk about their time at the 1st Annual Bigfoot Festival in Westminster S.C. 

42:50 - Evan talks about the ONLY WAY TO BEAT JASON in Friday the 13th!!

48:20 - Jason brings another round of "MOVIE SWAP: HORROR CREATURES EDITION" Where we swap the creatures in 2 horror movies and figure out what those movies would've been. (Example: Planet of the Apes & The Fly)

1:01:00 - Miley talks about the 1st scary movie she remembers seeing. And Evan breaks down "Nightmare On Elm St. Part 6" How it's an amazing idea, but has a tough execution. 

1:11:00 - We play a BONUS round of "MOVIE SWAP" with "The Ring" and "Critters".

1:14:20 - Jason brings another round of "HOLIDAY EPISODES: HALLOWEEN EDITION" Where we force TV shows that wouldn't normally have holday episodes onto them. (Example: Halloween Episode of 'This Is Us')

 

Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-fake-sports-real-shots/id1455223970

Background Music by: FesliyanStudios Background Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEuXiJ-d2YM

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Week 4 of our 2019 Halloween Month!!

00:45 - Intros

02:33 - Evan talks about "Nightmare On Elm Street" movie mistakes, and we explore Laurence Fishburne's acting method.

18:00 - Jason brings a game called "Director Mash-up" the results are....mixed. We have fun with it anyway!

26:00 - Evan asks us to make up Horror Movie Trailers AS IF they were family friendly movies. And Jason has to guess.

31:00 - Jason brings another round of "TWISTED ENDINGS: HORROR EDITION" (Example: Zodiac with the twist of "Friday the 13th Part 1")

39:33 - Evan brings a "HORROR MOVIE QUOTE QUIZ" for Jason!!

44:45 - Jason actually uses this voice changer. We've all heard of the SPOOKY TRUCKER and we share SPOOKY TRUCKER stories.

54:30 - Evan brings a game called, "MAKE IT SCARY!" where we make up STEPHEN KING stories out of ordinary things.

1:02:00 - Jason shares some more scary stories about the land Evan's Apartment is on. (Thank You Shane Willimon!)

1:08:10 - Jason felt guilty for doing an "Unsavory Witch" bracket last week so he brings a "Which SEXY Witch would you Pull a "To Die For" For?" Bracket!!

Read our article in the Greenville Journal HERE!!

https://greenvillejournal.com/2019/10/17/greenville-based-podcasts-take-in-the-local-landscape/

Where in our 3rd Halloween 2019 Episode, we talk the legend of Evan's Scary Apartment Complex...Mwwaa.....Go-Go The Karate Bear..Mwwaa Haaa....Evan reviews a movie that is a cautionary tale? Sci-fi? Horror? Entertaining?

After that, Jason gives Evan a Horror Movie Quiz...this time, it's "NAME THE LATINO ACTOR IN HORROR".

After that we play a round of "WOULD THEY SURVIVE" where we take real life dirtbags and put them in horror movies and debate if they would make it or not. And close with another Bracket!! In this one we ask, "Which Witch Would You Pull A "To Die For" For???" MMWWAAA HAA HAAAAA!!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...the next AirBnB you stay at will have pictures of your dead family members on the wall.

 

Check out the Greenville Journal article HERE!

https://greenvillejournal.com/arts-culture/greenville-based-podcasts-take-in-the-local-landscape/

Also...Wanna shout out Ramses B where we got the WD remix... check it out on youtube here.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4p3abw1dc

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Where we start spooky with some shout outs..MMWWAAA HAA HAAA.... Brandon James new podcast Periodt.... Julie Kottakis' book.. Yulia and Greg and Bryan Gallaghers new podcast "Mill City Comedy Greenroom"...links below. THEN we get into Evan's failed attempt at a Drive-Thru prank, a news report on a monster WE created, Evan's almost failed Chucky prank, a pointless voice changer..which at least gives us Trucker Creepy Bane, Freddy Kreuger's writing staff, we play another round of the "Movie Swap Game" (Horror Creature Swap Edition) and close with a new bracket.. this time... "Which Horror Villain Would Make Jasons' Best Best-Man??!!" MWWAAA

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen.. a horror icon will go redneck for no good reason.

Check out Periodt here..... https://open.spotify.com/show/7xUvEfdTZTFD0UdS8rclXV

Check out Julies Book here..... https://www.wattpad.com/790439844-yulia-and-greg-hamilton-rock-paper-scissors

AND Bryans podcast here..... https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mill-city-comedy-greenroom/id1482705941

MWWAAAA HAA HAAA!! IT'S HALLOWEEN MONTH! Yes, that's right.. it's time to get into all things creepy as we do another all out October. First we find out Michael Myers could have had a voice...and a pretty good career in hair metal,  THEN we get into all things CHUCKY.... the little guy even makes an appearance! We also create a new horror icon... and like Freddy, he has long things on his fingers... unlike Freddy... they're very fertile. After that we create campfire stories based on random words, Evan tries to compare to Jasons' grizzly sound effects, we play a horror edition of The Google Translate Game.. then another round of Would You Fear It and we close with a twist on The Action Movie One Liner Game where we combine famous horror movie one liners and create something new!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... you will be in a band who only has on riff.... MWWAA HAAAA HAAA!!! 

Once again, ty Neil Lee Griffin for the awesome theme song! Check his other stuff out here... https://soundcloud.com/neilleegriffin

We're starting our HALLOWEEN MONTH off with an episode full of our favorite Halloween moments because we want to get us and you into the Halloween mood!

00 - Episode Introduction

01 - (Ep. 194) Future Clown!! [2:35 minute mark]

02 - (Ep. 190) "Baconing" Podcast Game. (Melding horror and non-horror Kevin Bacon movies) [10:20]

03 - (Ep. 224) Is It Stalking? Podcast Game. (With Bryan Buckley & Jason Evans) [21:55]

04 - (Ep. 247) The Wonder Years: Buffalo Bill Edition [26:45]

05 - (Ep. 244) Campfire Story AKA "I'll Wash Up!" [30:05]

06 - (Ep. 262) Finding Your "Inner Bigfoot". [37:45]

07 - (Ep. 262) "You Leave Freddy Klagger Alone!!" [44:00]

08 - (Ep. 108) The Killing Sounds AKA Evan shits on Jason's Horror Movie ideas. [47:25]

09 - (Ep. 294) Would You Fear It? Podcast Game. (Pinhead in Burger King crown with personality of Michael McDonald) [52:35]

10 - (Ep. 314) "Buffalo Bill's Skin Suits" on QVC [59:23]

11 - (E. 267) Dracula's WiFi [1:08:50]

Next week we start out Halloween episodes. If you have something you want us to talk about send them to BeardedOnesPodcast@gmail.com

Happy Halloween!!

00:45 - Intros

02:00 - Evan talks about a weird way to proving trust amongst Civil War Officers. Involves bodily fluids. 

12:30 - Jason talks about an uncomfortable radio caller he heard for Clemson Football's "Tiger Calls" radio show. Dabo is cool, but he's not God.

17:30 - Evan introduces Jason to the trailer for "The Fanatic" movie, starring John Travolta. And WOW! So much WOW!

40:30 - Evan brings another round of "Action Movie One-Liner Mash up GAME!" Where we randomly put together the 1st half and 2nd half of Action Movie One Liners and talk about the kind of movie it could be from. (Ex: "Get off....Bet On Black!!")

54:00 - Jason brings another "BEARDED ONES BRACKET!" This week we ask, "Which of our Original Podcast Characters is our FAVORITE?"

Check out Evan's new Audiobook "The Chine: Her Minder: Book Two" HERE

Watch the trailer for "The Fanatic" HERE

And WATCH Evan's video series "Hoake's Corner" HERE

We start with a review, THEN we get into how wars are won...by waiting...we think?? Then Jason confirms a mistake in "Endgame" that so far we think we are the only people that have noticed.  After that, we talk "The Terror" and about how naming a ship by any other name...might save your frinkin' crew.... Then Jason brings us tales of poorly named restaurants, we talk Waterloo and brist being unflappable, we play "The Movie Swap" game and we close with improvised scenes based on background noise supplied by Tabletop Audio, pls donate..link below!!

P.s.-Kids, if you listen you will just sit outside a town you need to take to end a war and do...nothing...NOTHING!!!!

Check out Tabletop Audio here...https://tabletopaudio.com/

And even though not mentioned, Evans new Audiobook The Chine (Written by Teddy Raye) is out..check it out here.... 

Where we start talking about how Endgame may have been perfect...but it wasn't...also Cap could have been a lot more open with Sam...just sayin'. THEN we find out the gripping back story on C-3PO's red arm, Jason pitches scripts for the new OBi-Wan DISNEY+ TV show, Evan regales with tales of maybe the worst human ever, Jason gets to share a private moment with a DJ in a very public forum, Evan gets some unrequested feedback on something he is selling, we decide to keep it clean and play a round of "Fill The Slot", we hear a passage from Evan's Narrating gig and Teddy and the Bassmans Teddy Rayes' book "Her Minder" through google translate, we hear some of our own Bombs and Flubs...copyright O and A and we hear about a newer 9-11 conspiracy theory that might just have legs...bi hairy ones.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your friends will think witnesses were idiotically taken to Tower 7.

 

Check out "Her Minder: The Doctor" before "Her Minder: The Chine" comes out here 

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