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Where Evan recaps a night he had watching the fabulous Queens To The Rescue drag show and confirms his selfie game really...really sucks. THEN we talk the new MCU announcements and play a game where we pair Marvel Characters not yet paired into their own shows! After that, Evan talks about how he is so repetitious..... so repetitious and Jason recounts a bad joke from last week. Then we talk the Cats trailer and how its not creepy.... but the show still kinda blows.. we do Google Translate Wrestling Promos and talk classic bad promos, and then we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!!!

 

Check out Queens to the Rescue at their site here... https://queenstotherescue.com/

 

Vote for Bearded Ones in Peoples Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and The Lucky Ten Thousand in education here... https://www.podcastawards.com/

 

and P.S.-Kids, if you listen..Evan will pester you for a selfie and then take the worst one possible. 

 

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Where we start with how Evan has no idea how to take a selfie..OR he takes the best kind..the sexy kind... THEN we talk that weird old age face app people seem to like for some reason. After that, Evan shares some dating stories and messages from some of his female friends proving that guys.... just..just don't. THEN we play another round of Star Wars Amuse Me..where we take classic park rides and combine them with events in the Star Wars universe, Evan talks about the weirdest and most entertaining (in the bad way) WWE match ever and we close with another Bracket....this time... Which Pop Culture Janitor Would Make the Best "Wolf" Style Cleaner!!

 

Don't forget the podcast awards voting process is still going on, Vote Bearded Ones in People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education here: https://www.podcastawards.com/

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen.... someone will feed you your dog.

 

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Where we start with a shout out to friends Melanie and Bruces' podcast Thespis in the Greenroom, link below, then we talk Far From Home prediction results, Evan shares how hard amateur audiobooking can be when you are surrounded by noises, Jason talks about his kayaking contest experience while Evan questions how he is still engaged and we talk the little piece of heaven that no alcoholic can be without..The Guzzle Buddy. After that, Jason talks about the unexpected joy of randomly seeing your work in a contest and the expected joy of bombing a roast joke. THEN, Evan talks about the one thing he didn't like about Stranger Things Season 3, and we close with 1 round of Twisted Endings..where we take a show without a twist and add one (pretty self explanatory).

 

Voting still going on in those podcast awards... https://www.podcastawards.com/  vote Bearded Ones in People's Choice, Comedy, TVC/Film and Entertainment and The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education. 

 

Check out Thespis in the Greenroom here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a beloved childhood character will get represented authentically... Rapunzel was a skank.

 

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Where we start by asking for help getting nominated in the 2019 People's Choice Podcast Awards!! Go to https://www.podcastawards.com/ to register and nominate The Bearded Ones under People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and if you are feeling extra nice, The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education!! Then we start talking about how Evan may have a killer in his midst...a cute,small,furry one and we talk a lil Ted Bundy..cuz..why not? After that we play a round of The Google Movie Translate Game using patriotic movies this time! THEN we create a commercial for the new dating app Dabod!! After that we play The Movie Trend Game where we use trends in some movies to create sequals to others, we play The Google Translate Music Game Eminem Edition, we talk about a guy who is surprisingly happy working in a place most of us would avoid and we close with a serious subject... Jason's Pizza Box Suicide note. 

 

Check out Andrew Van and his podcast False Start here

 

and don't forget the podcast awards! Vote here

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you see the way your cat is looking at you? DO YA????

Where we celebrate the birthday of the legend Gary Busey by giving him a celebrity roast featuring Emperor Palpatine, Al Pacino, Tony Danza and Jesse Ventura! Then we make a musical out of his classic film Gingerdeadman, theorize on what conversations between Marvel and Mr Busey would be like if they asked him to be in their movies and feature 3 new Busey Juice Commercials! The man, the myth...The Buse. After that, we invent a dating app for guys with Dadbods, and we close with Spiderman-Far From Home predictions with the help of Sean from fellow Danger Entertainment podcast The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, Thanks guys! Also Ty Andrew Van for submitting roast jokes, check out his podcast, w/a recent episode featuring our own Jason Underwood, False Start, check him out!!

 

Nominate us under Peoples Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film for the 2019 People's Choice Podcast awards at www.podcastawards.com

 

Listen to The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast here

Check out The False Start Podcast here

..or any other podcast platforms they are on.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Gary Busey will kinda sorta refuse a role you offer to him but you aren't really sure what just happened.

Where we start with a shout out to Jennifer Connors new podcast, Divorced Like A Boss... link in description below and then we move on to Dark Phoenix....well..one aspect of Dark Phoenix (mild spoilers) of the hair flippin' kind. After that, Jason talks the Ultimutt Obstacle course he and his fiance put together, Evans weird mouth noises, Jason bombing at a roast and in that we discover Hannibal Lecter has really convoluted plans for very simple (and dirty) things. After that, we continue this jam-packed episode with Supergirl Season 4 talk (some spoilers) and the very different kind of hero Jimmy Olsen could have become... we then play Superhero Counterparts, we talk whether or not dad-bods are sexy (Please say yes..please say yes) and we close with another round of Traveling in style!!

 

Email us with any comments or confirmation that dad-bods are hot..(please say yes, please say yes) to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

Check out Divorced Like A Boss here

 

and finally...PS-Kids, if you listen, you will grow up to become someone that thinks whipping hair is a badass superpower. 

Where we speak with the lovely and talented Heidi Cox of Stalking Levar fame. We talk about her current project Chasing Fletcher Allen and we talk about a southern gal living in LA and coming back to the south...RAIN!! RAIN!!! Then we play a round of Is It Stalking, a round of Character Assist, talk some Flash on the CW and close with another bracket...this time: Which Classic Sitcom Character Would Make the Best Superhero!!

 

PS-Kids, if you listen... Cicada will get you.

 

Check out Heidis' site Dweeb Darlings here

 

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00:45 - Intros

02:45 - Evan talks about how THE Frank Abagnale Jr. came to his performance of "Catch Me If You Can" at The Greenville Theatre!! And how awesome he was. Then Evan get's a big head as well as phone calls from Hollywood.

15:25 - We play another round of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" Where we swap out details of a movie and see what this new movie it would be? In honor of "Catch Me If You Can" we swap out the 3 occupations Frank Abagnale Jr. chose. (Ex: Instead of Pilot/Doctor/Lawyer what if he picked Plumber/Riverboat Captain/Street Fighter?)

25:45 - Evan talks about how even in his dreams he can't get a break! His fan's don't actually care and he get's ignored by RDJ.

36:00 - Jason brings another round of "Google Translate Game: Metallica Lyrics Edition!" Then at the end he sings the songs as they should sound with these horrible new lyrics.

47:15 - Evan brings the "Steven Seagal Movie Game!: Rom-Com Edition!" Usually we mash up the titles of his action movies to make a new one, but this time old Steven is trying his hand at Romantic Comedy! (Ex: Silver Women Sally)

1:08:00 - ROUND 2 of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" This time the 3 occupations are NBA Basketball Player/Chimney Sweep/Mike Tyson Impersonator.

1:13:45 - Evan tells a story about how Southern Hospitality can be a little too honest. Evan knows he's bald, you don't have to bring it up Walmart Lady.

1:16:40 - Which reminds Jason of an odd business he saw called "10,000 Knives & 1,000's of Hats!" Just like Peanut Butter and Chocolate!

Sign up for the "Ultimutt Obstacle Course Race" HERE! https://ultimuttrace.com/

thanks for being amazing Mr. Abagnale & listen to Frank Abagnale Jr.'s & Will Johnson's Podcast "The Perfect Scam" HERE: http://perfectscam.aarp.libsynpro.com/

 

00:00 - Intro

02:10 - Evan talks about his experience watching "Noises Off" and how he's afraid a rogue fart was blamed on him. Plus we talk about other odd theatre experiences.

11:25 - NEW GAME Jason brings a new game called, "Traveling in Style". Inspired by a Star Wars themed cruise, what if we replaced the "Theme" and the "Mode of Transportation" and see what kind of trip would that be? (Example: A 6 Day/7 Night "Lord of the Rings" inspired Helicopter Trip!)

32:30 - Evan points out something weird about Thor in "Avengers: Age of Ultron".

38:50 - NEW GAME Jason brings another new game called, "MacGuffin Prequel Game". Inspired by how they make a WHOLE NEW Prequel movie about the MacGuffin of A New Hope. Why not do that with other movie MacGuffins? (Example: A prequel movie all about the rug from the Big Lebowski!)

59:30 - Evan notices that a lot of the Darths are named after words that start with "IN-"; "INvader", "INsideous", etc. So what are some BRAND NEW Darths based on "IN-" words? 

1:15:00 - WEIRD NEWS! Jason brings a story about a Florida Man who tries to take over a town with his army of turtles!

00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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