Aug 16th, 2015 by beardedone
Where Jason recaps his "Nerd Quiz Live" experience and Evan makes it sexay!! Then, we get into the sheer idiot brilliance of douche-bag supreme Bublitz and his unbelievable attempt at wooing, friend of the show, Dinah Leffert. Which segues beautifully into real (and real creepy) text messages. Then we meet Michigan State Rep. Todd Courser, who really needs a new PR team and some common sense, and close out with Jason reading an excerpt from his almost ten year old Livejournal post.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, we'll introduce your mom to to the immortal Bublitz and he'll make sure to remind you what a poor loozah you are.
Aug 9th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we get started with stories of Jason's busted apartment AC, which somehow leads to Stephen Hawking getting pranked during a lecture.
Then we move on to the news report about hitchBOT proving that Americans really are the worst.
People in general prove that joke telling is a lost art, and Evan proves that he just shouldn't..... Then Jason brings in a news report about a pastor who is maybe not as holy, but maybe certainly more...mouthy. We talk commercial actors, and then get into who has the worse gig, "Fantasy Island" guest stars or "The Love Boat" guest stars (the answer is both).
And we close with another douche-chilling edition of Evans Amazon Movie Reviews.....It Stinks.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Evan will crappily review your life. Just Don't.
Aug 2nd, 2015 by beardedone
Where Jason recaps his adventures on Nerd Quiz Live, hosted by Michael Channing. Evan then drops some knowledge about Jack Torrance and why he and Wendy Torrance may have been having issues. Which leads us into a true crime story where we discuss, "Which movie is the best one to take your dad to after you've committed multiple murders?"
Then we get into Evans long day and how his ancestors were lazy asses, but respected lazy asses, which leads to a discussion of lazy-ass gym-rats. (Link to video below)
We discuss minorities in film, (or lack thereof). And we close with Etta James's "Feeling Uneasy" and how sometimes, less is more, or less is less, or damn woman just say something!!!
P.S. If you listen kids, your Dad will see "Terminator Genisys", and trust us you don't want that.
Watch video of lazy-ass gym-rat eating pizza HERE
Listen to "Feeling Uneasy" by Etta James HERE
Check out the Nerd Quiz Live podcast HERE
Jul 26th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start with shout-outs to FWFIFE.COM, SYKA (her cd is called "STAY WILD", not get wild, Evan) and a shout-out to Carolyn Adams (new novel "RUTHLESS" just got published). Then we get Jason's visit to Carrie's novel release party, and we learn about her Pacino-like love of horses. We also learn about Jason's semi-autobiographical-hypothetical novel.
We then watch a video of basically The Goddamn Krakken! We move on to Evan's recent show terror, Jason's unintentional hook-up flirting a Wendy's, Evan's dream dollar store clerk, another one of Evan's Amazon Movie Reviews (or opinions of a douche), and we close with an imaginary friend bracket, where we ask the question, "If you had to be an imaginary friend's imaginary friend, who would you pick? (It makes sense when you listen.)
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your imaginary friend will insist you go to the QT, all the time.
Read Carissa's Fwfife.com post HERE
Listen to SYKA's new album HERE
Purchase Carolyn Lee Adams book "Ruthless" HERE
Watch the Colossal Squid video HERE
Jul 18th, 2015 by beardedone
Where Jason starts with tales of semi legendary not-so bravery, then we discuss our blog post, a grandma who has had enough and got the boobs to prove it. Then Jason gives his one-word review of "Bark Ranger". We discuss how every superhero can't be gritty, but they CAN still fuck with Aqua-Man. We breakdown a medical video and discover that switching heads is surprisingly NOT thought-out, and finally learn that every inventor ever only wanted to invent a new way to get laid.
P.S.- Kids, don't listen or we swear the JLA will cruelly prank you.
Watch the Head Transplant video HERE
Jul 12th, 2015 by beardedone
Where Jason gives an unsolicited shout-out to Evan's OTHER podcast, "The Lucky Ten Thousand", then Evan gives an unsolicited shout-out to Weird Al!!! Then we discuss Jason's ability to make any attractive woman feel like a really 'goodfella'. Then we talk about the cube spotted over Texas and how maybe it's The Borg invading the south. Evan takes a trip into the dark side of historical denial, finally we learn about how Jason would (not) survive in the wild and SO much more!!
P.s. - Kids, if you listen, chain cannonballs...'nuff said.
See the Texas Cube article HERE
Read the article about S.C. girl punished for eating a pop-tart HERE
Shout out to friend of the show Client Thiele at Geekdig!
Jul 4th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start out with a shout-out of, friend of the show, SYKA's new video premiere!! Then we get into Jason's adventures with Richmond's Coalition Theatre and the GWARBAR (and the less successful parade)!!!
Then Evan continues bitching about cashiers and displays, once again, that he should never be allowed to speak to anyone...ever.
Then two guys (one lucky to have a girlfriend, the other is amazed he ever got laid...ever) go through a list of single guy DOs.
We discover that Evan hasn't always been a douche, it's concentrated mostly in one place, his Amazon Movie Reviews!
And we then close with another bracket, this time we ask the question, "Which Warner Bros/Disney character would make the best president?"
P.S- kids... if you listen...world maggot.
Check out the Gwar Bar facebook page HERE
Check out SYKAS new video HERE
Jun 28th, 2015 by beardedone
Jason sits down with Katie Holcomb, Aaron Grant, Steve Howze, and Blue (Josh Blubaugh) of the Richmond Comedy Coalition Theater, during the run of their first annual "2nd Best Comedy Fest"!
Also sitting in is Alchemy Comedy's Miguel Osornio!
We talk about how they started their improv theater. Then get into how you shouldn't perform 1/2 written stand up ideas. Get into Blue's NYC experiences which leads to him discovering maybe the best (or worst) game ever. Then we learn all the odd ways you can make out with your girlfriend.
We share some terrifying true stories, and close out with reminiscing about amazing moments from the last 6 years of the Coalition Theater!
Follow these guys on twitter and/or tumblr!!
Jun 21st, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start with the horror that almost happened...sequels to the movie "Se7en." (called...."Ei8ht" "Nin9" and "10n"...yup.) Then we get into a sword, that will tase you bro. George Takei and The Governator have had enough of each other. We watch the infamous Wal-Mart Fight video. We talk about the unexplained/explained, Nessie dealing with fame, sexy fruit (its a "cumkwat"), communing with a bobcat(?) , porn games for Atari and Jason talks about his dirty video game.
P.S. - Kids if you listen...Nessie will tell you what a bitch life can be.
Watch the videos we discuss here:
Jun 14th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we get to interview Jesyka Loren of the band SYKA!!!! FOR REAL!!! We talk about how the band started, her influences, being a female fronted metal band, the new direction of the band for their new EP (coming out July 17) and how she wants Syka to be the BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEEN!!!!
P.S.-Kids, you can listen, it's effing Syka!!!