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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely Cop Would Make the Best Undercover Detective!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will give your facebook address to only douchebags. 

 

Email us for a Bum Luck and/or Christopher Falcon Birthday Greeting to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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Where we start...or try to start... Ep 301 Ya'll..can't believe it.... with a new game about what Thanksgiving episodes of different TV shows, THEN we get into a certain lazy orange cat gettin real yo!! After that, we hear about the ultimate way to sell an SUV, we talk the origins of Dongzo The Clown, we hear clips from the most chaotic nature show ever, we talk Star Wars rides and we close with another round of Would You F*ck It!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...Garfield will get real with you..yo.

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We did it! And because we are perpetually losing things, we decided we would celebrate ourselves! Welcome to the The Bearded Awards..a classy,high quality event where we celebrate great moments from the last 100 episodes w/celebrity guests! Or at least sometimes they sound vaguely like celebrities..

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...aw go ahead and listen! Just this once!

 

Here is how the clips shake down:

 

Junk Man/Lori Bakker-Fr Ep 253:We're Metal!

 

Episode 174

 

The Vigilant Christian-Ep 212: The Junk Man Return-eth!

 

The Polar Bear Incident-Ep 215: My Son Died!

 

Best Edit Fr Ep 210-Sitcom Relationship Brackets!

 

Noncsensical Story Begins ep 216:My Best Friend Frank and ends ep 219!

 

Batmans Roomate Ep 249-Sailor Bill!

 

Matlock Discussions-Eps 245/242/210/206/205

 

Not Recognizing Russell Peters-Ep 269: Oh, You're a Comedian!

 

Best character ep 210/204/206/239

 

Most Lovie Dovie..EVERY MILEY EPISODE

 

Boullion Revenge-Ep 268: Rappin and Wretchin!

 

Bum Luck-Ep 245: Bum Luck!

 

Freddy Clagger Ep 262: Leave Freddy Clagger Alone!

 

Lightening Ben Franklin-Ep 273: Ben Franklin, Lightening Bringer!

 

Please check out the episodes these clips came from and all our others! Here's to another 100!

 

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Where we start with a discussion of how great Stan Lee was...that somehow leads to mocking Kirk Douglas.... After that, Jason tests Evans Stan Lee knowledge (spoilers- he doesn't do well). After that, Evans talks some onstage mishaps from his last show.  Once that discussion is over, Jason brings a HI-LARIOUS clip from Evans other show, The Lucky Ten Thousand, where we see how funny he is with guests other than Jason, then Evan talks about his AMAZING Hulu VR experience AND we play The Google Translate Game, Jason brings us a rap he wrote in college and we close with another visit to a lil place called Cupids Corner!!

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, YOU will be Ba-Da-DAA.

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This week Evan couldn't record so we have special guests, Andrew Van, Griffin Pafford & Ben Burris of the Alchemy Comedy Theater (Greenville, S.C.). We talk about their 5th Annual New South Comedy Festival finishing up this weekend, we play some games, and close out with a little improv courtesy of TableTopAudio.com

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(2:40) We chat beards, age and the "New South Comedy Festival".

(11:20) We play "Dad Swap", where we randomly pick 2 Dads from pop culture and swap them into each others realities and see what would happen. (EX: Swapping Maurice from "Finding Nemo" & Tony Soprano!)

(40:51) We play "Erotic Genres" where we randomly pick a genre, actor, actress and create our everyone Erotic Genre Movie! Why let "thrillers" have all the fun? (EX: An Erotic Mob movie starring Fred Rogers and Jodie Foster!)

(1:02:06) With the help of TableTopAudio.com we do an improv scene inspired by "The Highway"!

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:09:00) - (Ep: 193) Zombie's Bodies are Drones.

(1:13:30) - (Ep: 201) Jason's Will from 1994.

(1:22:10) - (Ep: 236) "Welcome to the Bumper Well" - From the game "Amuse Me" (Amusement Park rides inspired by movies)

Enjoy and donate to TableTopAudio.com HERE!

Learn more about AlchemyComedy.com HERE!

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(6:05) We play "Would You Fear It?!". A game, where we take horror characters and add silly physical and personality quirks and ask, "Would You Still Fear It?" (EX: Dracula but with Big Fat Titties & the personality of Winnie the Pooh)

(30:00) Jason and Evan make up the worst slogans for businesses.

(36:00) We play "Twisted Endings". A game where we add a twist ending to movies that don't have them. (EX: 'The Matrix' but with the twist ending of 'Fight Club'?)

(56:22) Jason and Evan play "Horror Movie Character Fight" based on the horror movies we just happened to watch this season. 

(1:08:20) We close with talk of the carnal needs of the characters in "Dawn of the Dead". Which leads to talk about a zombie movie where they didn't eat people. 

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:16:00) - (Ep: 192) - "No-Whack November"

(1:22:00) - (Ep: 200) - "'Ghost Adventurers' Recap" With Jason Farr of the "There It Is" podcast.

(1:27:10) - (Ep: 210) - "Michael McDonald the Horror Director"

 

Listen to the Profess-HERs Podcast HERE!! (https://professhers.podbean.com/)

Buy Headshots from Greenville Headshots HERE!! (http://greenvilleheadshot.com/)

Listen to the "There It Is" podcast with Jason Farr HERE!! (http://www.thereitispod.com/)

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Where we start our LAST live Halloween podcast of 2018 (MWWAAA HAAA AAWW) with discussion of a pretty decent movie (Venom).. a pretty terrible movie (Day of the Dead-Bloodlines) and then we play games!! Mwaa Haa Haaaa!! We play Would They Survive, we listen to two more campfire stories and we close with a new bracket. This bracket is called... "Which Serial Killer Would Make the Best Comedian" MWAAA HAAA HA HA HA!

 

Thank you Neil Griffin for the awesomest theme song ever! Check out his other work here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... you will be the a-hole "Bub"..not the nice guy "Bub". Bub.

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Where we start with recounting our terrifying journey to a legit haunted park.... MMM MMM MMWWAAAAA!!! We share photos and a real incident that occurred there. THEN we play a new game where we replace the objects Chucky puts himself into in the Childs Play series, after that we hear another campfire story and we talk movies that gave us the chills.....
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a picture taken of yourself surrounded (unbeknownst to you) by roaches!!

Thanks Neil Griffin for the theme song, check out his other work here

Still supporting our friend Michelle and her fundraiser for her dog Norton here

 

 

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Where we start with Jason hearing Neil Griffins new Halloween theme song for the first time! After that, we play a few new games and some old faves- FIrst, Jason makes Evan do sound effects and then compares them to his own attempts, THEN we play a new version of The Steven Seagall Game... Horror edition! After that, we play Would You Fear It, where Jason takes scary things and sees if we can make them less so.... and we close out with finishing up Evans Horror Restaurant game!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Steven Seagall will refuse all your ideas.

 

Ty again Neil Lee Griffin, check out his website here

 

Support our friend Michelle's fundraiser for her dog Norton here

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Where we start with our new halloween theme song courtesy of Neil Lee Griffin!! After that, we announce a contest... a free copy of author (and friend of the show) Wofford Jones book, Soul Dreams if you can name Freddy Kruegers Wife and Daughter, email us your answer! THEN, we talk the results of the Podcast Awards, a creepy park nearby, we try to make restaurants themed for horror movies, Jason brings some campfire stories, Jim Bakker thinks he knows the devil wants to stop a certain douche from being appointed to the highest court in the land, we do an opposite movie game with horror movies and we close with a new Bracket... Which Horror Movie Setting Would Make the Best/Worst Honeymoon Destination!!

 

Check out the Jim Bakker article here

 

Check out the AWESOME Neil Lee Griffins work here

 

Email us your answer to the quiz question for Wofford Jones' book, Soul Dreams to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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