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This week Evan couldn't record so we have special guests, Andrew Van, Griffin Pafford & Ben Burris of the Alchemy Comedy Theater (Greenville, S.C.). We talk about their 5th Annual New South Comedy Festival finishing up this weekend, we play some games, and close out with a little improv courtesy of TableTopAudio.com

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(2:40) We chat beards, age and the "New South Comedy Festival".

(11:20) We play "Dad Swap", where we randomly pick 2 Dads from pop culture and swap them into each others realities and see what would happen. (EX: Swapping Maurice from "Finding Nemo" & Tony Soprano!)

(40:51) We play "Erotic Genres" where we randomly pick a genre, actor, actress and create our everyone Erotic Genre Movie! Why let "thrillers" have all the fun? (EX: An Erotic Mob movie starring Fred Rogers and Jodie Foster!)

(1:02:06) With the help of TableTopAudio.com we do an improv scene inspired by "The Highway"!

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:09:00) - (Ep: 193) Zombie's Bodies are Drones.

(1:13:30) - (Ep: 201) Jason's Will from 1994.

(1:22:10) - (Ep: 236) "Welcome to the Bumper Well" - From the game "Amuse Me" (Amusement Park rides inspired by movies)

Enjoy and donate to TableTopAudio.com HERE!

Learn more about AlchemyComedy.com HERE!

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(6:05) We play "Would You Fear It?!". A game, where we take horror characters and add silly physical and personality quirks and ask, "Would You Still Fear It?" (EX: Dracula but with Big Fat Titties & the personality of Winnie the Pooh)

(30:00) Jason and Evan make up the worst slogans for businesses.

(36:00) We play "Twisted Endings". A game where we add a twist ending to movies that don't have them. (EX: 'The Matrix' but with the twist ending of 'Fight Club'?)

(56:22) Jason and Evan play "Horror Movie Character Fight" based on the horror movies we just happened to watch this season. 

(1:08:20) We close with talk of the carnal needs of the characters in "Dawn of the Dead". Which leads to talk about a zombie movie where they didn't eat people. 

BONUS HALLOWEEN CLIPS:

(1:16:00) - (Ep: 192) - "No-Whack November"

(1:22:00) - (Ep: 200) - "'Ghost Adventurers' Recap" With Jason Farr of the "There It Is" podcast.

(1:27:10) - (Ep: 210) - "Michael McDonald the Horror Director"

 

Listen to the Profess-HERs Podcast HERE!! (https://professhers.podbean.com/)

Buy Headshots from Greenville Headshots HERE!! (http://greenvilleheadshot.com/)

Listen to the "There It Is" podcast with Jason Farr HERE!! (http://www.thereitispod.com/)

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Where we start our LAST live Halloween podcast of 2018 (MWWAAA HAAA AAWW) with discussion of a pretty decent movie (Venom).. a pretty terrible movie (Day of the Dead-Bloodlines) and then we play games!! Mwaa Haa Haaaa!! We play Would They Survive, we listen to two more campfire stories and we close with a new bracket. This bracket is called... "Which Serial Killer Would Make the Best Comedian" MWAAA HAAA HA HA HA!

 

Thank you Neil Griffin for the awesomest theme song ever! Check out his other work here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... you will be the a-hole "Bub"..not the nice guy "Bub". Bub.

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Where we start with recounting our terrifying journey to a legit haunted park.... MMM MMM MMWWAAAAA!!! We share photos and a real incident that occurred there. THEN we play a new game where we replace the objects Chucky puts himself into in the Childs Play series, after that we hear another campfire story and we talk movies that gave us the chills.....
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a picture taken of yourself surrounded (unbeknownst to you) by roaches!!

Thanks Neil Griffin for the theme song, check out his other work here

Still supporting our friend Michelle and her fundraiser for her dog Norton here

 

 

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Where we start with Jason hearing Neil Griffins new Halloween theme song for the first time! After that, we play a few new games and some old faves- FIrst, Jason makes Evan do sound effects and then compares them to his own attempts, THEN we play a new version of The Steven Seagall Game... Horror edition! After that, we play Would You Fear It, where Jason takes scary things and sees if we can make them less so.... and we close out with finishing up Evans Horror Restaurant game!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Steven Seagall will refuse all your ideas.

 

Ty again Neil Lee Griffin, check out his website here

 

Support our friend Michelle's fundraiser for her dog Norton here

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Where we start with our new halloween theme song courtesy of Neil Lee Griffin!! After that, we announce a contest... a free copy of author (and friend of the show) Wofford Jones book, Soul Dreams if you can name Freddy Kruegers Wife and Daughter, email us your answer! THEN, we talk the results of the Podcast Awards, a creepy park nearby, we try to make restaurants themed for horror movies, Jason brings some campfire stories, Jim Bakker thinks he knows the devil wants to stop a certain douche from being appointed to the highest court in the land, we do an opposite movie game with horror movies and we close with a new Bracket... Which Horror Movie Setting Would Make the Best/Worst Honeymoon Destination!!

 

Check out the Jim Bakker article here

 

Check out the AWESOME Neil Lee Griffins work here

 

Email us your answer to the quiz question for Wofford Jones' book, Soul Dreams to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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Where we start with a shout out to our friends Valentine Wolfe!! We play a song off their newest album! THEN, Jason gifts Evan a skull...for.....candy.....ssuurreeee....and Evan realizes he's not just "A" god, he is "The" god. Jason then talks about his CRRREEEPPPYYY trip to Costa Rica and the CREEPINESS of it's theme park type rides....CREEPY...THEN Evan shows Jason a horrifying video of a woman who can somehow get hit repeatedly by a car and survive... she must be a member of the undead! THEN, Evan brings a game to the show.. Horrified...where we mix horror and non horror movies and finally Jason also has a terrifying game... Would They Survive?...where we take historically awful people and see if they would survive in horror movies.

 

Kids-If you listen, we will send you down the least safe water slide ever.

 

Check out Valentine Wolfe here

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Where, with Jason in Costa Rica, Evan enlists the help of local actor and friend, Brian Reeder. Brian is a great actor and overall personality and after they are done talking theatre disasters, they play games!! It's a game filled episode, featuring Would You F*ck It, The Steven Segall game and we close with a new bracket! In this bracket, we tackle the age old question (Inspired by Brians role in Dreamgirls)...Which Violent Alien Movie Would Make The Best Musical!!!

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... then you may as well check out the most recent Lucky Ten Thousand Episode too... also featuring Brian, here

..oh and also, don't listen or he will casually brush you aside with his foot while you're feeling the spirit.

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Where we start with a little quiz on a not so little Hollywood legend..Burt Reynolds.... also we discover he was either the coolest uncle you could ask for or kind of a creep... THEN we get into a little self reflection as Evan examines his online interactions and then we both make fun of other awkward people...because.....that's fair. After that, Jason gives Evan another round of Erotic Genres, the game where we take a movie not associated with erotic thrillers and spice it up a bit.

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, at some point you will send someone an awkard message and...we.will.mock.you.

 

If you have any messages like the ones used on this episode and would like someone to be ridiculed (no names), email us at beardedonespodcast@gmail or message us through our Facebook Group page!

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Where we start (and then immediatly forget about) a new curseword!! Then we get on brifing track with Evans opinion of Ready Player One, which leads to a brief discussion on the awesomeness of Star Trek-Bridge Crew. After that, we discuss a solved/unsolved mystery from good ole Wyoming. THEN we talk about how messed up the military can be when it sends its' own troops into a nuclear bomb for funesies. THEN Jason brings a new game where we take movies without twist endings and tack on endings from other films called Twisted Endings and we close with another visit to...Cupids Corner!!! 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will totally brife you up!!!

 

See the nuclear documentary here

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