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Where we start with big news! Finally something happened in Jasons life! Clemson won the National Championship!! THEN, we talk about aging, do a quick "mini" bracket in reference to last weeks Cupids Corner, and Evan talks the threatening  sexiness that is Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez. After that, Evan brings some "kids" books he found, then he reads from a plot synopsis to an old comic he wrote, which leads to Jason reading an old story HE wrote. Hemingway.. it's not. THEN we play another edition of the Google Movie Translate Game and we close with cat talk and some improvised Jazz.... Hemingway...it aint. 

 

Also..all throughout this episode, because Evan lost a bet about the big game, Jason makes him rap and eat boullion and marmite. Pray for him.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Jason will write a story making you think it's all about you and you'll barely be in it.

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00:30 - Intros

01:25 - Jason talks about odd wedding venue recommendations. And Evan then gives me his suggestions.

15:16 - Evan shows Jason a video of a Ren Faire where a "knight" spears a drone; he is hence forth known only as "DRONE SPEAR!!".

27:00 - Jason shows Evan pictures of the morbid gingerbread houses he saw at the Grove Park Inn in Asheville, N.C. Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like dead birds and bloody elves. 

35:35 - Jason talks about his Clemson Tigers being in the National Championship Game. He predicts a Clemson win with a score of 35-28. Evan predicts they'll lose, we bet that the loser must do a Beef Bouillon Freestyle Rap, the next week.

36:45 - Evan shows Jason another video, this time of a HORRIBLE MISTAKE!! Why shoot off firework in the middle of a Nativity Scene.

47:30 - Evan brings another round of CUPID'S CORNER!!

1:07:45 - We play another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! This time we ask, "Which Robot/Android would be the BEST at CATFISHING!?"

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Watch DRONE SPEAR!! HERE!

Watch Fireworks Mishap HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dgJF4nvWpQ&fbclid=IwAR2VVUREVcrezzBA74rcpPWI5pIvIzDm7CqazmTgaSSTHh9IADABuP9IMJ0

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Where we start with literally the biggest news the show has literally ever had. Jason Underwood...asked his girlfriend..where she got her hat!!! Oh, then they got engaged. After that, Evan regales you with tales of being a not-so-great Best Man. Then we talk about how you really gotta plan ahead when you're gonna shave your head... AND Evan talks about seeing an awesome burlesque/vaudeville show in Asheville N.C.! After that, we realizes ladies of the night can also be ladies of the forest.

Jason brings a new game called "Lose Your Senses", based on the current crop of movies ("A Quiet Place", "Bird Box") where they take a sense away from you. We close with a revelation about a certain wild west video game (RDR2) and a certain sheriff who has the brain of a baby.

P.S.-Kids! Jason got engaged! Still can't listen!!

Get Evans newest audio book, Enemy of my Enemy here

See Evans awful hair mistake and skirt vonneget below-

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Where we start with a gift, new regular sized bumper stickers and a sad, sad realization... a 41 year old man on his floor, asking his robot to love him. THEN we get into Jason being wishy-washy,  and a music store guy being cluelessly pretentious. After that, we play a game where we choose a Christmas characters opposite, discuss the perils of saving a vicious predator,  do our last round of Holiday Episodes for the year and close with a guy who just wants to spread the joy of Newsies.... or he's a creepy. Probably the latter.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... hipsters will ruin all your Christmases.

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Where we start with maybe the saddest thing you have ever heard... a grown man begging his new robot friend to like him. After that, we finally review (again) Saving Christmas.... we hope to save you from ever watching it. THEN we play some games, Jason brings another TV Show Holiday game where we imagine holiday episodes of shows that you normally wouldn't associate with holiday episodes and Evan asks the question.. If a movie goes well for the hero, what about the collatoral damage??

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen...Vector will invade your home....and ignore you.

 

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00:30 - We talk about the "blizzard" that hit the southeast.

4:22 - We talk about how excited we are about the Avengers: End Game trailer

10:30 - We talk about the Brightburn trailer.

13:20 - We play another round of "Twisted Endings" where we take a classic movie twist ending and add it to a movie that doesn't have one. 

41:00 - We discuss the movie "Saving Christmas" starring Kirk Cameron. 

52:00 - Evan shows me David Tennant's segment on a British talk show.

58:30 - We close, in honor of Galaxy's Edge, and play another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create amusement park rides based on classic moments from Star Wars. 

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You can watch the trailer for "Saving Christmas" HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5-yA66kaVc

You can watch David Tenannt HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrezWX1YC0c 

 

 

 

 

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Where we start with two beloved characters spreading birthday cheer.... and feces in a jar.... which brings us to a new character: Obvious Holmes!!! After that, we tear an a-hole..well a new a-hole for harrassing a friend via the facebooks, Evan talks alternate Wonderful Lives, we play a new game where we switch objects and locations in Castaway, we realize even in the Zombie Apocolypse, people still have to be Hot Topic douchebags and we close with a new bracket.. .this time, Which Unlikely Cop Would Make the Best Undercover Detective!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will give your facebook address to only douchebags. 

 

Email us for a Bum Luck and/or Christopher Falcon Birthday Greeting to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

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Where we start...or try to start... Ep 301 Ya'll..can't believe it.... with a new game about what Thanksgiving episodes of different TV shows, THEN we get into a certain lazy orange cat gettin real yo!! After that, we hear about the ultimate way to sell an SUV, we talk the origins of Dongzo The Clown, we hear clips from the most chaotic nature show ever, we talk Star Wars rides and we close with another round of Would You F*ck It!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...Garfield will get real with you..yo.

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We did it! And because we are perpetually losing things, we decided we would celebrate ourselves! Welcome to the "The Bearded" Awards...a classy, high quality event where we celebrate great moments from the last 100 episodes w/celebrity guests! Or at least sometimes they sound vaguely like celebrities...

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...aw go ahead and listen! Just this once! Here is how the clips shake down:

Junk Man/Lori Bakker - Ep 253: We're Metal!

Episode 174

The Vigilant Christian - Ep 212: The Junk Man Return-eth!

The Polar Bear Incident - Ep 215: My Son Died!

Best Edit - Ep 210: Sitcom Relationship Brackets!

Nonsensical Story Begins with Ep 216: My Best Friend Frank and ends with Ep 219!

Batman's Roommate - Ep 249: Sailor Bill!

Matlock Discussions - Eps: 245/242/210/206/205

Not Recognizing Russell Peters - Ep 269: Oh, You're a Comedian!

Best character - Eps: 210/204/206/239

Most Lovie-Dovie Moment - EVERY MILEY EPISODE

Bullion Revenge - Ep 268: Rappin' and Wretchin'!

Bum Luck - Ep 245: Bum Luck!

Freddy Clagger - Ep 262: Leave Freddy Clagger Alone!

Lightning Ben Franklin - Ep 273: Ben Franklin, Lightening Bringer!

Please check out the episodes these clips came from and all our others! Here's to ANOTHER 100!!

 

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Where we start with a discussion of how great Stan Lee was...that somehow leads to mocking Kirk Douglas.... After that, Jason tests Evans Stan Lee knowledge (spoilers- he doesn't do well). After that, Evans talks some onstage mishaps from his last show.  Once that discussion is over, Jason brings a HI-LARIOUS clip from Evans other show, The Lucky Ten Thousand, where we see how funny he is with guests other than Jason, then Evan talks about his AMAZING Hulu VR experience AND we play The Google Translate Game, Jason brings us a rap he wrote in college and we close with another visit to a lil place called Cupids Corner!!

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, YOU will be Ba-Da-DAA.

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