Feed on
Posts

Where we start with a little quiz on a not so little Hollywood legend..Burt Reynolds.... also we discover he was either the coolest uncle you could ask for or kind of a creep... THEN we get into a little self reflection as Evan examines his online interactions and then we both make fun of other awkward people...because.....that's fair. After that, Jason gives Evan another round of Erotic Genres, the game where we take a movie not associated with erotic thrillers and spice it up a bit.

 

P.S-Kids, if you listen, at some point you will send someone an awkard message and...we.will.mock.you.

 

If you have any messages like the ones used on this episode and would like someone to be ridiculed (no names), email us at beardedonespodcast@gmail or message us through our Facebook Group page!

00:0000:00

Where we start (and then immediatly forget about) a new curseword!! Then we get on brifing track with Evans opinion of Ready Player One, which leads to a brief discussion on the awesomeness of Star Trek-Bridge Crew. After that, we discuss a solved/unsolved mystery from good ole Wyoming. THEN we talk about how messed up the military can be when it sends its' own troops into a nuclear bomb for funesies. THEN Jason brings a new game where we take movies without twist endings and tack on endings from other films called Twisted Endings and we close with another visit to...Cupids Corner!!! 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will totally brife you up!!!

 

See the nuclear documentary here

00:0000:00

Where we start with some truth...and an accusation...BROTHER!! THEN, Jason brings another old "Star Wars" comic from 1977 and we discover that sometimes...even in sci-fi...a little restraint goes a long way. Then, Evan embarrasses himself yet again via the dating sites.... sigh..... then after that we play another round of "Pitch That Show!", where Jason gives Evan some character/quirk/plot options and we see if we can come up with some great show ideas! We don't.

 

P.S.-Kids, just don't listen. Don't do it. Put your keyboard up. Brother.

 

Check out our other podcast, The Lucky 10,000 here

00:0000:00

Where we start with an appeal to podcast voters..a sexy appeal..but not too sexy... THEN we get into some horrifying pictures proving that, as we already knew, nature hates us. THEN, Jason brings some ideas for Patrick Stewarts new Trek series. After that, Jason talks some more erotica.. this time, we mix genres!!! And finally, we close out with a new bracket: Which Star trek Character Would Make the Best Fifth Beatle!!! In between all of this,we celebrate a state where we may not be known, but we know you Wyoming...awww yyeeah.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...... HIT IT. By that, we mean we will hit you.

 

Check out the new season of The Lucky Ten Thousand here

 

Check out the nature article here

00:0000:00

Where we start with the announcement that, Yes, Virginia, we are slated again this year in the Podcast Awards!!!!! Then, we get into how Evan is getting his mojo back...sorta... Evan talks how "erotic" movies don't really know what erotic is, Jason shares his darkest story yet...did we say darkest..we mean least sensical. After that, we get back into more erotica..this time it's errotifying!!!! Then we talk about how it's actually not a compliment to admit you like someone as a fetish, and we close with another round of Opposite Shows!! In this game from Jason, we see what an entirely opposite show of...yeah,you get it. 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you'll have the parents from Jasons story.

 

Support our friend Farrah here

00:0000:00

Where we start off hot...BODY HOT...that is.... THEN,we get into Patrick Stewart's glorious return to Trek, and continue with Jason basically roasting himself from a roast. THEN, we talk friend of the show, Alex Essoe and her amazing new gig as Wendy Torrence!!!! After that we discuss the beauty that is our new liason to Russia.... and they better watch out because if they get out of line, then Steven Segall will...nothing, absolutly nothing. They have nothing to fear from anything we do. After that we talk horrifying ice cream flavors and how you can be a little too cute when punning 'bout the end of the world. After that we talk about how a possibly mythological ape-man might not be real..but he is real sexy. And finally we close with...The Google Movie Translate Game!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will make Dolph Lundgren a liason to Saudi Arabia.

 

Support Farrah here

 

See Segall dance here

00:0000:00

Where we start with another really...really...really...omg...so....so...fun list of more games Jason has created for the 300th episode. SIGH. Then, Evan talks his first professional massage...and then we talk what would happen if he completly misread the signals...pew pew! Then we mock Jason a little for feeling the need to constantly clarify. After that, Jason shows Evan some old school Star Wars comics where they try to reinterpret the movies, which leads them to play a new game where we try to predict more Star Wars film ideas. After that, we play a new version of the Match Game...don't SNATCH.... our idea! And finally we close with a frank discussion on lonely Alfred Molinas contribution to overall lonely guys... quiet wife and another round of the wildly popular...Would You F*ck It!!!!

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, Jason will share some ideas with you.......

 

Check out the sexbot video here

Check out Language of Bromance here

Check out the Licensed Massuese Evan talks about here

 

Evans_Eyes.jpg

00:0000:00

Where we start with protest...from a cat....little sh*thead....THEN we get into the "Aquaman" and "Shazam" trailers from SDCC18. After that, we discover a side of Jason we didn't know he had...or at least didn't want to see..... and then we talk more superhero stuff with an actor getting a dream role in a superhero movie...well..maybe more of a nap role. After that, we play a couple of games Jason found, one where we recast movies with Muppets except one human stays, and another where we talk fave and least fave films of particular actors. As if that weren't enough movie talk, we delve into George Lucas' ideas for what was going to be his next Star Wars trilogy, and we close with The "What If...?!" Comicbook Game and one more little "Beauty and the Beast" nugget.

Get Evans latest audiobook, "Blood on the Ice" Here

Vote for us in the podcast awards here

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Russell Crow will "Scary Synthesize" you. 

Jason_and_jason.jpg

 

00:0000:00

Where we start with the acceptance that noone is sending us anything for the 300th ep (:() . THEN we continue with the acceptance that apparently, according to DC...everything needs to be dark....by talking about the Titans trailer. After that, we watch what we think is the trailer for Aquaman..if Aquaman is aqua-depressed.... then we hear a preview of the newest season of The Lucky Ten Thousand,which leads to discussion of John Krasinkis recent visit to our little town. After that, Jason plays a meme game with Evan and we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, John Krasinski won't be cool to you. 

 

Vote for us here in the podcast awards

 

Check out Evans latest Audiobook, Blood on the Ice here

00:0000:00

Where we unpack a recent family tragedy by finding the humor. We talk about Evan's father and what a funny, wonderful guy he was. After that, we have included a few of our favorite moments from the past few months. This is a slightly different episode for us, but we sincerly hope you enjoy it. RIP Dad.

36764775_10157265269638840_112806620244738048_n.jpg

 Clips from  the best of portion are from the following episodes in order:

1. (Ep 271/272) "It's All The Time Buddy" & "It's Consistent Chum" [1:03:00 Minute Mark]

2. (Ep 227) "WHAT IF...Superman Landed on the Sun?" - From the "WHAT IF?! Comicbook Game." [1:15:28]

3. (Ep 262) "Leave Fredy Clagger Alone" - From "Google Translate A Movie Plot" Game. [1:21:15]

00:0000:00

- Older Posts »