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Where we start with a new character, or should we say a newr character...Barry Medea!! Then we revisit last weeks Bum Luck TV series and go through some episode synopsises. After that we predict, through the assistance of a game that has nothing in common with another fill in the blank word game, who the next celebrities accused of assault are. After that, we ruminate on some more awful Stranger Things powers, THEN we bring back a fave segment...Cupids Corner!! AND we close with some songs from everyones favorite drug warning dog of the 80s...methinks he doth protest too much.....

Check out the Scruff CD here

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... you will get a song sung by a pervy dog stuck in your head.

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Where we start with the dreaded... PIZZA CHALLENGE!!! We each put awful ingredients chosen at random on pizzas and bake them. It's awful. THEN, we talk Stranger Things 2!!! (Spoilers start 13:06 and run through 26:12) and then we EAT THE PIZZAS..... seriously...it's awful.... THEN Jason plays another round of Stranger Things Predictions with Evan and Evan has a cold realization about an old encounter with a new douchebag. After that we play another round of WHAT IF?, where we propose new What If type scenarios for your favorite superheroes!!!

 

P.S.-Kids.... if you listen...Tuna/Gummy Worms/Fruit Cake Mix.....that's all we're saying.

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Where we start w/ a Hallmark movie unlike anything you've ever seen! THEN Evan talks about the review he compulsively found on his audiobook Nightfall and how his average-ness continues to blow him away.... just not very strongly.... more like a weak desk fan..... but it's blowing at least!!! After that, we have an odd run where we both have plenty to say about CVS and too cool for school cashiers which brings us to the realization that the only people with true power are pharmacists. THEN we watch actual American Gladiators footage, and finally Jason brings back a game where we take the premises of Matlock, Diagnosis Murder, etc and come up with new shoes for old folks solvin' mysteries.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, some poop in a jar will collar you.

 

See the American Gladiators video here

 

And order Evans audiobook Anne Stuarts Nightfall here

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Where we lament the loss of what would have been an AMAZING episode.... Damn you Nancy..... DAMN YOU!!!!! Then we wonder what happensd when one plant has to watch another die.... horribly...slowly....Halloweeny...... heh heh...weeny.... THEN we play a game where we Pitch That Horror Movie and realize there's nothing scarier than starting a business when you can only work at night. After that we play a new game where we attempt to normalize what sadistic killers say, Jason runs down a small list of celebrities and their scariest movies, and we close with a couple of scenes inspired by sound effects from Tabletop.com

Evan though you guys won't hear it, special thanks to Todd Jansen, Carter Allen and Lauren Clark and Terryl Fernbach. Also, after the end credits, please check out Shane Willimon and Nerdbliss' Urban Legends!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will bust your ass to produce something awesome that NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR!!! MMWWAA HHAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

 

Check out Tabletop Audio Here

 

Check out Nerdbliss here

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Where we start with the realization that even a spooky laugh gets lonely..... THEN we talk about seeing "IT".... What?.... exactly. After that we delve into more movie talk with "The Evil Dead" remake AND "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5" (underrated) and "6" (nope.... as bad as you remember), and that leads to a new game Freddy, Fake or Fear!!!! After THAT, Evan shows Jason some real world scary sh*t, and we close with another new quiz game.... Horror Movie or American Gladiator's Event?

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Flakka'd.

 

See the Flakka video here

See the Elevator girl here

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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!!

We open with Jason's new HORROR SOUND FX! They're scary, but in a very different way.

Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, "The Final Girls" which leads to, "What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into.

We talk about how Stephen King's can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King's..."TOAST!". 

We continue with another round of "EV-BAN LEGENDS!!" (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris)

Evan brings a game called, "Mu-Ha-Ha-WHO?" Where Jason has to guess the celebrity based on their "Mu-Haha!"

And Finally

Jason brings a spin to our classic game, "Would You Fuck It?" called, "Would You FEAR It?" (And we create the monstrosity that is Half BLOB Half MATLOCK....BLOB-LOCK!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Where we continue with WEEK 2 of Halloween month by, first, coming to terms with the SKEERY realization that we didn't win a podcast award...again...but guest Catherine Mary Furlong all the way from jolly ole England help us with our suffering by doing a little suffering of her own! Mainly by trying traditional American Halloween candies....mmwwwaaa.

After that, Catherine tells us her own actual terrifying swimming story about when she thought her number was up and only a boy could save her... THEN we talk gory movies, English monsters and we close out with a Halloween Round of "Would You F*ck It?".... not IT the clown...just a general IT. Mwa.

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, MMWWAAAA HHAAAA HAAAAAA

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Where we start the first week of Halloween Month 2017 with a bang... MWWAAA HAAA HAAA.... we play a new Valentine Wolfe song!!!! THEN we talk about last weeks episode and Evan re-lives the horror of being around people that actually love each other.... Then Jason brings some Urban Legends.... totally authentic...real ones.... Evan lets us listen to Carissas sexy outtakes entry, Jason submits Evan to a new Horror Movie Quiz and Evan submits Jason to...those same impressions he submits him to all the time.

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Check out Valentine Wolfe here

Check out Wofford Jones Soul Dreams here

Check out Evans Audiobook Nightfall here

And check out Iron Cast here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you gon git Pumpkin Butted!!!!!

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Where Jason and Evan continue with the 2nd half of their Hawaii talk from last episode. Jason has brought audio clips from the different adventures in Hawaii that he plays for Evan. Some sound creepy, some are of animals, some are of creepy animals.

Then, after the break, we invite Jason's girlfriend Miley in to do her own taste test of Hawaiian candy and then to tell more stories from the trip! Yes, she brought her own beard to fit in:)

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Jason and Miley play another round of IS IT STALKING?

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And they close out with an Improv Challenge with the help of Tabletop Audio!

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Where we start with Part 1 of Jason's tales of Hawaii!!!! Then we have another TASTE TEST when he brings in some authentic Hawaiian snacks like... Pineapple Pretzels ...Spam Flavored Macadamia Nuts ...Sea Weed??...Why Hawaii...God why...

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After that, Evan gives us his OWN Part 2, namely what happened in the weird "Pulp Fiction-esque" follow-up with the girl who stood him up. THEN Evan brings some more childhood writings and other items and we close with a video showing either a guy realizing he just got caught for murder or the best actor in a generation...or both.....

P.S. - Kids...if you listen..... we will open that dumpster by god.

 

 

See the killer/actor video here!

 

(Stay tuned after the end song for two bonus outtakes!!!! Just like the Marvel end credit scenes!!!)

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