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Where we start with an idea whose time has come..Oliver 2..The PTSD YEARS. Then we get into what your baby might really be thinking when you put them to bed at night...and it ain't comforting. After that, in honor of the proposed What If TV show, we play another round of The What IF Game, where we talk silly What If comic scenarios. After that, Evan has yet another mid-life crisis situation whilst realizing how hot he used to be. Then Evan brings a new game where we mashup action movie one -liners called One-Liner Mashup!! And finally, in honor of Saint Pattys Day, Jason brings us another Holiday TV Game!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen....Mysterio will pyro your next show. You don't want that. 

:30 - Intros

1:40 - Evan talks about getting accused for something he didn't do, AGAIN.

14:00 - Evan talks about meeting Mick Foley at the South Carolina Comicon.

19:00 - We discuss the origins of wrestler Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

32:45 - Jason brings a game called "Old Man (BLANK)" based on "Logan" & "Unforgiven" and the face that Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted there to be an King Conan movie. (EXAMPLE: "Old Man Beastmaster!")

59:05 - We close with another Bearded Ones Bracket. In honor of "Avengers: End Game", this time we ask the question, "Which Time Traveler would be the best Ally to defeat Thanos in "Avengers: End Game"?!"

 

Where we start with a shout out to Actress, Yoga Guru Regan Talleh!!! THEN we start the show proper with talk opening night mishaps, which leads to a production like you've never seen.... because you literally can't. THEN we talk Empire fashion, we shout out former guest Andrew Van's new podcast "False Start", talk bad cast parties, Jason has been obsessed with Marvel/DC counterpart characters so we play a game called "Comicbook Counterpart Characters" where we come up with more.

Evan talks about how even when you try to lose weight, when someone sees your stocky ass digging for food in your car NEVER looks good, We discover that Buffalo Bill has a side business all about body suits and we because Disney released more information about Galaxy's Edge we close with another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create new Star Wars amusement park rides!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a hobo will ruin your vacation..or enhance it....

 

Check out Regan Talleh for your Yoga needs by emailing her @ Funnygirlyoga@gmail.com

 

Check out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here 

 

Check out the body suit video here

Where we start with Evan realizing he is a freak by being asked by a civilian if they are turning into him!!! Then Jason berates himself for over-explaining... as in..he explains things to much.... see, the thing is, sometimes he overdoes explaining things.

Then we take a tour of HH Holmes' horror house and maybe he isn't the worst person in it...maybe. Then we hear a CNC machine that sounds like a good ole furry friend from space and we finally talk "SOLO"!!!! Jason finally goes over his "SOLO" Movie Predictions List!

After that, we play a new version of "The Google Translate Game" where we translate a transcribed conversation from a previous episode! THEN, we play a new game called "The Butler Did it, and Did it Badass" inspired by "Pennyworth" the new show based on Batman's butler Alfred, where we come up with possible shows based on OTHER Butlers & Maids.

We talk "God of War" and how for a god....he really throws his kid into a lot of danger...

And we close with a discussion of online reactors and if they toured and performed LIVE!!!!

 

Kids-If you listen, Evan will begrudgingly listen to you but hate himself for it. 

We wanted to look back at some of our favorite moments from the show. Hope you enjoy them guys!

00 - INTRODUCTION

01 - (Ep: 128) Show Intro/Outro Drunkified (Starts @ 1:40 mark)

02 - (Ep: 188) Evan's Mirror Girlfriend (8:40)

03 - (Ep: 204) "Squad Game" Andy Taylor: Phone Sex Worker (15:15)

04 - (Ep: 207) Evan's Dark Poetry from High School (21:15)

05 - (Ep: 207) "Ninja Murder" Starring Jerry Stiller (31:45)

06 - (Ep: 208) Michael McDonald: Movie Narrator (40:15)

07 - (Ep: 227) "What If?! Game" What if Superman Landed on the Sun? (48:35)

08 - (Ep: 233) New to TGIF, "Strap-On Handyman!" (54:30)

09 - (Ep: 233) "If the South Had an Apache Helicopter during Civil War." (1:01:15)

10 - (Ep: 233) "Quantum Leap" The Hitler Episode (1:05:00)

11 - (Ep: 249) Batman's Roommate (1:13:30)

 

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Where we start with Jasons super exciting Powerpoint Party, which leads us to some revisionist history. After that, we discover with the help of Derren Brown..that you too might one day KILL SOMEONE..also save an immigrant. Then Jason brings a V-day game where we try to make non-love story movies..like The Fly.... into romantic comedies. After that, Evan brings some justice to a couple of friends who have been a harrassed by online a-holes, well one a-hole and one naval-hole. THEN we close with a new bracket... this time, Which Teen Heartthrob (and Jimmy Fallon) Would Make the Best New Batman!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will push that guy off a roof..and it will be real!!!!! 

Where we start with an exciting conversation about the big game! OK, it's at least more exciting then the game itself.... then we trade B-Day gifts (thanks for the creepy cd Feather) And we figure out that enthusiasm is good...but enthusiasm can go too far though..especially when you are a pilot in the Rebellion Alliance. ("HOW DEY DO DAT??")

After that, in celebration of Evan's birthday, we play a round of "Squad" where all people involved share Evans birthday!

After that, Evan tells of how he had an opportunity to really make an impression...and then squandered it by not even attempting to do an impression. We then see some monster scenarios based on the film Suburban Sasquatch and we meet a new character! He is a character that will annoy the sh*t out of you, but hey we know what we do well. Then Jason, in honor of Valentines Day, brings a new game to the table "Would They Steal Yo Girl?" Where we see if movie love can survive when a real fictional Don Juan is added to the mix and in further honor of V-Day, we close with another trip to Cupids Corner!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, one day you will date a person who swears they are funny. Swears.

 

See Jasons sketch here

See Jason Play Surgery Simulator here

 

Where with friend and special guest Shane Willimon, we talk Evan's new/old washing machine and his (yet another) awkward attempt at flirtation. After that, we play a new game called Actor Lifeline, where we are given a situation and an actor to help and we choose which character that actor played would best help us. THEN, we get into Bandersnatch, watch some BIG trailers..as in Foot, play another new game where we assume what classy booklets would come with maybe not so classy restaurants and we close with a new bracket: This time, in Shanes honor, we decide Which Classic TV Character Would Make the Best President!!

 

Check out Redlettermedias' review of Suburban Sasquatch (Not Bigfoot Evan..ya tool) here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen you will become an urban legend that gets several crappy movies made about you

Where we start with a comment from a fan! After that though, things take a turn as Evan reveals a taped call with Jason and realized his priorities may not be in line. THEN, Jason brings a Trailer Quiz for the new Spider-Man movie and we invent a new counterpart to The Sinister Six. After that, Evan talks about how embarassing he can be and also reveals his idea of a spellbinding story... is more like just a thing happened. Then we play another round of The Senses Game, where we pick a sense that a Birdbox type movie might take away from us, Evan review The Orville... postitively(??)... after that, we hear Evan get a lil too..Lori Bakker about something that shouldn't be exciting at all, Jason finally hears a reporter have a stroke and in honor of Sam from England, we play a round of The Steven Segall Movie Game!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will head the most ineffectual super villain team ever.

Where we start with big news! Finally something happened in Jasons life! Clemson won the National Championship!! THEN, we talk about aging, do a quick "mini" bracket in reference to last weeks Cupids Corner, and Evan talks the threatening  sexiness that is Alexandria Orcasio-Cortez. After that, Evan brings some "kids" books he found, then he reads from a plot synopsis to an old comic he wrote, which leads to Jason reading an old story HE wrote. Hemingway.. it's not. THEN we play another edition of the Google Movie Translate Game and we close with cat talk and some improvised Jazz.... Hemingway...it aint. 

 

Also..all throughout this episode, because Evan lost a bet about the big game, Jason makes him rap and eat boullion and marmite. Pray for him.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Jason will write a story making you think it's all about you and you'll barely be in it.

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