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Where we start with...THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review (thanks Chris of Nerdbliss, link below) and after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can't wait to use it...every week...) THEN Evan brings us "Hey There...Part 3: The Fingering". After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibals most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep,dark family secrets, we realize you only need 3 things in life, Evan gets some head in a bathroom...admit it..you're not surprised... and we close with another edition of SUPERBEASTS!!!! 

 

P.S.-KIds, if you listen....don't tell Jason we're not using his intro.

 

Listen to the Nerdbliss Podcast here

 

Heres what Evan saw in the bathroom!!!

 

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Where we start with bad news...the news that everyone knows. The news that noone can handle...FARAT is no more. THEN we get into love talkin- advice from people who have given up. After that we move on to Hey There 2-The Embarassing...... AND Jason brings up the fact that apparently a whole show about singing in a car is on it's way. Then we close strong with a new game..this time, Evan uses his impression mastery to portray famous people saying things they (hopefully) never said called Miss Quotes!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will stretch that cute thing you do for five minutes into an hour long show.

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Where we start with relief in not having to shill ourselves out for the podcast awards anymore. THEN Jason regales us with the unfortunate event of a Handyman finding a picture he drew last week and his fictional reaction births a whole new show!! THEN Evan lets us hear some clips that show Jason pulling a total Honey Badger and Evan pulling a total...well....just not being able to speak. After that, in honor of the TV shows "Confederate" & "Black America", Jason premieres a new game called, OPPOSITE SHOWS. Where we take an existing show and come up with it's Bizzarro Version.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will Quantum you into helping Hitler!!

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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People's Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in "Comedy" and/or "People's Choice"). We shoutout "Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social" for the support and the "Nerdbliss Podcast" for having Evan on their show. THEN we start with an intervention..... one of us (Evan) just needs to stop. ("Hey There".)

After that, Jason asks Evan what would make the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice.

Evan gives us PART 2 of the douche online who just wants to be told he's pretty, and Jason learns us about keeping your husbands podded at the mall.

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will not acknowledge that we ever did anything wrong but still pathetically beg you not to talk about what we did. Like a tool.

 

Check out Evans appearance on The Nerdbliss Podcast Here

 

Vote for us through the 31st via The People's Choice Podcast Awards here

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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where we have our first official Bearded Ones/Teddy and the Bassman Crossover!!!! We start with a discussion of dialogue and how hard it is to make the cheessiest lines sound dramatic, that segues into a discussion about bad lines in good movies, after that we go back to the never-ending well that is The Bean-Boozled Jelly Bean Challenge and expose Teddy and the Bassman to the wonders of awful food (The english one probably already knows what that's like...BURN). Then we play two patented Bearded Ones games...

"Is It Stalking?" AND "Would You F*ck It?!"

 

Check out PART 2 of this crossover on Teddy and the Bassman (when they post it, we beat them to the punch a little, or just listen to them in general as you should be doing!) Here

 

Nominate us for the Podcast Awards Here (nominations over July 31st..PLEASE )

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you'll get the boozled.

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Where we start by apologizing for last weeks rough audio with releasing this episode 2 days early!!!!!  Also Jason apologizes for constantly sidetracking the beginnings of these episodes with a festive card and mispronounced word! After that, Jason discusses being offensive, Evan discusses how many letters can we add to make acceptance acceptable enough, we hear a conversation Evan had with someone while typsy, Jason asks some questions about The Last Jedi, Evan reads a series of obnoxious facebook messages from a HUGE douche, Jason plays another round of What If, and we close with another edition of...Cupids Corner!!!!

 

Vote for us (and Iron Cast) to be nominated here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a douche will beg you to tell him he's good looking...for like a WHOLE WEEK.

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Where, after a quick apology for the uneven audio in this episode, we start with talk of how far you would go to kill competition, Evan visits the SEXIEST Urgent Care ever.... and a male nurse tests his gag reflex, we hear an ACTUAL clip of the as yet unfilmed HAN SOLO FILM, featuring "Han Solo" "Lando Calrissian" "Lando's Uncredited Girlfriend".

And then we talk racism!!!! Funny!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be forced by future romantic partners to embarass yourself on tape.

 

Don't forget the podcast awards nomination process has begun!!! Vote here!! 

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Where we start with a "handy" realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself.... and has the tapes to prove it.

After that Evan tells the story of a man (him) who wants love...well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love..... or just forgot about a date. (he got stood up)

THEN we talk about the big directorial shakeup in the "HAN SOLO" movie and what would happen if George Lucas took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out... Jason brings another QUIZ and asks Evan:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "BLACK PANTHER" TRAILER?

Another round of Evan vs customer service...and we play a round of WHAT IF!?!. It's just like the comic books, but unpublishable.

 

Go to the Podcast Awards website here

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Stood!!!!

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Where we start with a reminder about the nominating session of the 2017 Podcast Awards, starting July 1st..Link Below!! Then Evan regails us with tales of Butterfly Prisonbreak, Stick Bug break-in, AND we get to see what happens if two of histories biggest figures, George W. Bush & Charles Mason, switch places...and not that much changes.....

 

After that, we talk about Adam West and take a QUIZ from Jason about the beloved actors career. Then we play Describe Yourself Game, where Evan has to use terrible/annoying fictional characters to..well..describe himself...

And we close with another visit to Cupids Corner and an impromptu interview with the dick of the hour...the Coz himself...himself.

 

Bookmark the podcast awards site and start nominating us here

 

P.S.- Kids, if you listen....STICK BUGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

 

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