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Where we start with a loving conversation about a true genius, Robin Williams, then we get into some not-so-genuisy things, like SHARKNADO!! and come up with our own titles for those type thingies, then we get into old superman comics, lame heroes (candy tummy), lamer villians, we talk about the premiere of The First Five Years (www.jackandcarmen.com), then we find out that sick kid painting fundraisers are a good idea...for some.... a flock of birds who rain down an ocean of crap, the grear flood of aught 14 and Aqua Mans water hand. Seriously...a water hand.

P.s.-Kids, if you listen, we will make you submit a painting, put in on a copier paper package and then rip it up right in front of you!!!
P.S.S-Please check out The First Five Years season one!! It's co-written and acted in by Bearded One Evan!! www.jackandcarmen.com.
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Where we continue the media blitz leading up to the premiere of The First Five Years with head writer/producer/lead actress Phyllis Jackson!! We talk about the show (co-written and acted in by bearded one Evan), then we get into office small talk, theatre horror stories, dream roles, Full House, the terror that is meeting Lil Bub and the horror that is..... HORSES IN GENERAL!!!! Plus so much more.

P.s.-Kids, if you listen, a horse will eat you.
P.S.S-Please check out The First Five Years!!! www.jackandcarmen.com
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Where we recap Complete Works (abridged) and realize during the course that Bearded One Evan might be the most profitable actor in town ! Then we dig on creepy stories of creepy men in creepy bars which segues into a new motivation for the former killing machine, marvel cards, drones and so much more!!!

P.s.-kids, if you listen, we will so drone you.
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Where we recount the awesomeness of Monster-con!!!! Then we invent an award show just for people who dress up as monsters in movies (Enough Andy, enough!!!), find out the David Prowse never quite gave up on being the voice of Vadar, hear a trailer for the worst action movie ever, go over the creepiness that is BABY TALK, and then get an inside look into a Robin Thicke recording session. Get over it man, it's time.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Robin Thicke will come to your house and give you the most depsressing singing telegram ever.
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Where we return to the two dude format and get into it strong with tales of Dickish waiters doin too many hack dickish insults, a roast, a window into a princesses world, real life debbie downers, The Creepy shower head guy (and a shout out to Love in the Morning-sup Bill and Derbra!), two on the most awful movies ever made, one of them you haven't heard of...one of the is Troll 2, back to our gutterall reviews, then we close with a frank discussion of how some song lyrics sound fine until you turn the music off.

Plus a special bonus clip after the end music that should have you as excited as every Marvel Movie credit teaser..so keep listenin!!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we'll have you working on a chain... Gayiang.
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Where we dig in deep with improviser/comedian Ben Burris on his improv and stand up comedy history, which we constantly interrupt with stories about movie spoiling robots, hermit crab directors, Tennesee Williams and his "What the f*ck" inspirations, Alaska, Insomnia, Inception,  and among so many other things we finish with what can either be considered the horror to end all horrors or the greatest prank ever played...ever... Penn and Tellers Desert Bus video game. Yeah....it's real.

P.S.-Kids, we'll make you to a single person 5 minute scene to an unreceptive audience if you listen. Not for young uns!
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Where we continue the cavalcade of comics with an honest to god headliner, James Sibley. We talk the mechanics of stand up, which include; Pissing in bushes, car hood cannabis, old man tricksters, how to deal with hecklers, improv, and a really sincere conversation about how much theatre in the area matters and was a spring board to where he is today. Then im pretty sure one of us says something dirty or makes a poop joke. We may not have, but sincerity scares us.

Please visit Jamess website

P.s.-Kids, we know youre all fans but this aint for young ears. Theres only one message you could gleam from this and we'll tell you now, never trust old people.
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Where we get deep into stand up with a round table discussion featuring The Bearded Ones and very special guests Jenn Snyder and Wayne Cousins... who hold the award for traveling the farthest just to be on our pod!!! (and because they already had shows scheduled in Greenville that night) We get into their secret origins(no dancing please), nightmare gigs, heckler handling, and all things stand up. Then we talk about cat f*cking. Yep, you heard us. 

Make sure to check out Jenns regular hosting gig at the red door, facebook page:

AND, Make sure to follow Jenn on twitter at https://twitter.com/JesterJenn13 and Wayne at https://twitter.com/cousinwayne

P.s.-Not for kids... if you listen, you dont wanna know whats gonna happen to your cat.

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Where with missing Bearded One Jason...uh...missing... we welcome the charming, talented, stunning, intelligent...Dame Judy Dench...but it turns out she's a racist, so we get Debra Capps instead. THEN we talk about Queen adult entertainment, workin in radio...whoo aaaoohhhh, stage kissing, real kissing, real bad kissing, awkward come ons ( and bearded one Evan didn't say a single one!) favorite non-cursing insults (now with cursing), movie villains, chuck manson replacing Craig Ferguson, the evil that is The Tooth Fairy, what your dating age is...WILD FIRE!!! Plus so much more. 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, the Tooth Fairies gonna clone ya, and that's not cool.
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Where we start by learning Bearded One Jason is a real bummer except for the first five minutes of every new year, then we get into dance snubbing, a vet that just can't let go(and seems pretty unharmed til he gets to certain words), the best, worst and spanish of Nightmare on Elm Street,then we start our own pretty straightforward movie review show,  then we discuss how you should just let old folks do what old folks wanna do, How we love our country, until our country moves in next door, and we close with THE voice for monsters in the movies, plus so much more!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, freddy will screw with your couch cushions.
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