Nov 16th, 2014 by beardedone
Here it is!!! Episode 100!! The biggest Bearded Ones Ever!!! With so many awesome guests new and old packed into a single episode we had to stretch our average episode length but it was worth it!!! The show is divided into segments featuring..
Segment 1: 3:29-29:40 with Harrison Brookie, Jill Bernard and Boris Khayken!!!
Segment 2: 30:13 to 1 hr 19 mins-Trevor Furlong, Wofford Jones, Shane Willimon and Todd Jansen!!!!
Segment 3: 1 hr 20 mins-2 hrs 19 mins-Debra Capps, Lauren Wilson and Daryl and Juanita Peake!!
Segment 4: 2hr 20mins-3hrs 4 mins-Meg Pierson, Justin Blackburn and Jason Farr!!!!
P.S.-Kids... you can listen to this one, it's our 100th fro crying out loud!!
P.S.S- We have loved every single guest we've ever had and would have had them all back if we could... Thank you every one for listening, supporting, sharing, coming on the show and here's to another 100!!!!!!
Nov 9th, 2014 by beardedone
Where even though Halloween is over we dig into some horror because Candyman himself Tony Todd is now a twitter follower!!! So one of us has to explain the Candyman to the other one(cuz he a pussy and skeered) then we surmise what it must be like to just try to live your life and constantly get called into peoples bathrooms... THEN we talk abt the New South Comedy Festival (which will be part of our 100th episode next week!!!) THEN we keep it goin with tales of how every town a serial killer uses as their backdrop can't be a nice, violence free town and then figure what it wd be like to be really stuck on your victim profile... Then we wonder what it would be like to only be known as a dude who sits in a bar...may he sit in a bar in peace.
P.S.-Kids... youre too young, don't listen... We know the Candyman now...
Nov 2nd, 2014 by beardedone
Where we ring out Halloween month in style with creepy tales of Jasons Knee problems, Ice skater sex, Rubber masks(eewww), then a True zombie story and how even zombies gotta class it up every once and awhile... then we get into Halloween costumes, a confused Al Pacino, THEN we learn about Boo-Hag and how if you want a clean divorce from one, you can't cheat on them with their own skin, crappy Stephen King endings, one of the best scare pranks ever.. how you should never piss off a cry baby bridge mom, monkeys will eat your corn(AAAHHHHHH)! Then we discuss Iguana man, and serial killers... not one in the same....we think.....
P.S.-Not for kids... or The Boo Hag will make you a little tired and be a nagging wife.
Oct 25th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we sit down with honest to god brit and former employee of Scotland Yard Homicide Trevor Furlong and talk about.... Dialects!!! Dick Van Dyke!! Jokes!!! And yes eventually we do talk about homicides, true crime stories, Jack The Ripper, Zodiac and so much more!!
P.S.-Kids... This is the zodiac speaking.... don't listen.
Oct 19th, 2014 by beardedone
Jason talks with Caroline Davis on location in Lubbock, TX. Jason opens with Halloween memories. Then they talk about adjusting to grad school. What it means when you want to save certain insects over others. Jason learns that he is, once again, mispronouncing another word. And they close with Jason and Caroline's favorite game.
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Oct 12th, 2014 by beardedone
Where with guest stand up comic Justin Blackburn, we explore Halloween Carols, effing with audiences, The best times to gamble, how being PC sometimes misses the point, his ghost story, hecklers, Rory Scovel, Poetry slammin, Rick Ross and his totally gangtsa stretch marks..
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Podcast shout-outs Matt and mattinglys Ice cream social (@heyscoops) and Podd Socks (@Poddsocks)
ALSO First Five years (www.jackandcarmen.com)
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Justin will convince you to never marry.
Oct 5th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we ring in the month of October 2014 with Texas Chainsaw 40th Anniv chat, then we get deep into ZOMBIES...at church!!! Then, we visit texas with Caroline Davis and check out whos been bad...Carls been bad, but Jimmys been badder..... THEN we head on up to Roswell and see no aliens, we think.... they may all have spock ears for reals, then we dip into the horror that is POOCHINSKI.... and watch Jimmy Dean beg like a dog...who loves Sausages and soap... then we get back into the horror talk with whether or not backstories take away the fear and close with Kreuger/Poochinski.... cops, buddies, trouble!!!!
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The Horror Honeys https://twitter.com/HorrorHoneys
And music by Valentine Wolf!!! http://valentinewolfe.com/
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Pls remember the date for The First Five Years Screening for Cancer October 16th 8PM Coffee Underground!!!
P.S.-Kids if you listen...I'll come to your church....
Sep 28th, 2014 by beardedone
Where one of us relives Ark in the Park, then we realize Indy might have short term memory loss... THEN we talk about movie theatre etiquette and the AUTHORITATIVE SHUSH, Rennaissance festivals, how The Mirthful Market was a hell of a room back in the day, Lovitz riffin', disturbing childrens books, Trapper John, and we introduce a new game where we mashup celebrities and do an interview with the always entertaining Ray Romero and talk about how his zombie movies parallel his sex life.
Plus a couple of pod shout outs to Pure BS podcast, The Three Cuckoos, Clint Theile and more!!!!
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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will read EVERY single book on the list. you have been warned.
Sep 21st, 2014 by beardedone
Where we only talk about OTEP a little....(She approves!!!) and even lay down the gauntlet and challenge the band... you gotta listen to find out how. Then we get into Rock nick names, regular nick names, sleep habits, Scottish independance and the magic of editing, pranks with no true payoff, parasites... god they was f*cked up...then we tumble down the rabbit hole that is...Jan Terri...Mark Gormley...and the most honest/uninterested DJ ever!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... a parasite will eat your tongue, replace it and then eat your cereal... it's not worth it.
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Sep 14th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we start a conversation about all things HARD CORE! Then we get into the granduer that is OTEP.. then we talk about MEgan Foxes toe thumb, f*cked up puppets...more wiggly f*cked up puppets, milkmen and they mommas, Keith Richards and how he knows how to tell you who your grandparents are, and how Mark Chapman may not have been great about keeping his awful plan secret(hey Mark, f*ck you dude).
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, some puppets will talk to you about jesus and then take you to hell!!!!!
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