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Where we start with a quick rundown of Jasons first play in years which leads to a new game..Itchin' To Audition!!! Then we get into casual jerkitude and how everybody helps, when you're not already feeble... AND we talk about horns from the sky and a very lazy rapture. After that we get two games in a row... How Well Do You Know the Captain America:Civil War Trailer and Superbeasts!!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen..well guess who won't help you if you're stranded on the highway.
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We are excited to have, fellow podcast network host, Carissa! (from The Lucky 10,000) She was in town so we just had to record with her LIVE!

Evan starts off the show by spotlighting a low-point in the career of, an otherwise beloved actor, Kevin Spacey by showing us the trailer for "Nine Lives". And Jason comes up with a fun alternate plot that we would've rather watched.
 
We then give a shout out to PIZZA GIRL!! So far she's the best thing to come out of this years NBA playoffs.
 
Then Jason asks Carissa to play another round of, "Is It Stalking?" We present her with random scenarios and she must decide if it is or isn't stalking.
 
And we close out with another BRACKET!! This time the theme is "Drug Dealers" a person you just have to visit when that craving calls you, so we ask the question, "Which drug dealer would make the most ideal booty-call?" 
 
P.S. - Kids if you listen then Kevin Spacey will force you to watch his new movie.

Watch the "Nine Lives" trailer HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHA97HzhxE

The amazing PIZZA GIRL video is HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLR7krxGog

NOMINATE THE BEARDED ONES and THE LUCKY TEN THOUSAND HERE:

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Where we start with yet another of Jason's "brilliant" audio book ideas, then we segue into a semi-serious quiz about the new Star Wars trailer called, "How Well Do YOU Know the 'Rogue One' Trailer?"

After that, we watch maybe the best thing ever... brothers who care about their sister enough to convince her anesthesia-addled brain that the zombie apocalypse has begun!!!

THEN Jason reads another book report from 1990, we hear a stirring recommendation from an author who may be doing themselves more harm than good and close with another peek into the recording studio with good ole Gary Busey.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, then we got a problem...bear.
Watch the zombie apoc. video HERE:

NOMINATE THE BEARDED ONES OR ANY OTHER NETWORK SHOWS HERE:

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Where we talk about METAL MOM!!!!! Then we get into hip-hop catchphrases and their...... uuuhhhhh.... awesome-ness??? Then we do the Jelly Belly: Bean Boozled Challenge (don't worry, we cut out most of the chewing sounds) AND play another round of "Is It Stalking?!"

Then we close out with an interview with a true southern belle and "her" opinion about what makes guys creepy.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you may just get rotten egg.

Watch the clip of our guitar guy: HERE! (4:31 mark)
http://tinyurl.com/hb9r74z

Enjoy The Rap Board yourself HERE!
http://therapboard.com/

And read for yourself about "What Makes  A Guy Creepy?" HERE!
http://www.thebolde.com/makes-guy-creepy/
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Where we confirm that yes, Evan is the A-hole he always thought he was. And Jason confirms that yes, when he was 9 years old, he was a child who enjoyed writing book reports, but only when those books in question were REALLY F*UCKED UP! (So much killing)

Then Jason brings a game called, "Squad!", where Evan randomly picks pop culture characters as if they were his best friends, then as him assign who would be who in difference scenarios. Just so happens that his assembled group of friends include 3 sitcom Dads and one hot chick...sh*t gets weird....
P.S.  -Kids, if you listen...well you better listen, cuz Evan is talking and what he has to say is important!!!!

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Where we start with a shout out to new business Super Sweets: Hero Treats!!!! Then we get into a new cashier story that leads to talk of sarcastic comedy, and how out of vogue it is, or is it.... yeah, it is...... Then we talk about the worst way to propose (when you're being called an effing donkey, it makes being sincere difficult). 

Jason found a list of "14 Non-Sexual Things That Make a Man Hot AF to Women". Things that really get a women's engines revving (especially if they're already sexy) and we close with a new bracket! We ask the question, "Which Driver from TV/film would YOU take a road trip with?"
P.S. - kids, if you listen... that's cool. (listen to the tone...)

Learn more about Super Sweets: Hero Treats HERE!
https://www.facebook.com/supersweetschocolate/

Inquire about their products at:
SuperSweetsHeroTreats@gmail.com

Read the actual list from Elite Daily HERE!
http://elitedaily.com/dating/what-makes-a-man-hot/1413202/
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Where we start with ruminations on the true meaning of St Patty's Day, which segues beautifully into announcing our fan-girl contest winner!!! THEN we get into cashiers who think they are too cool for school...or pharmaceuticals..... AND Jason brings back the new game that's sweeping the nation..SUPERBEASTS!!!!!


P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Time-Traveling Warthog will go back in time and prevent your very existence (don't ask how)!!!

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Time for another BEST OF!!
We have athletes, musicians, Hitler. Plus "Impression Babies" is a game where we challenge each other to do 2 celebrity impressions at the same time! Enjoy!!

Track List:


01 - (Ep: 71) Peyton Manning Loves His Center (2:00) 
02 - (Ep: 84) Robin Thicke Really Wants Paula Back (4:20) 
03 - (Ep: 93) Impression Babies Game: Part 1 (24:15)
04 - (Ep: 108) Swaggy-P's Shoe Bodyguard (31:35) 
05 - (Ep: 124) Impression Babies Game: Part 2 (37:45) 
06 - (Ep: 140) Hitler's Shitty Ideas (44:15) 
07 - (Ep: 149) Tommy Bowden Is Too Laid Back (54:30) 
08 - (Ep: 150) Louie Anderson is "Gettin' In The Tub!"  (59:10) 
09 - (Ep: 152)  Gary Busey in "GingerDEAD Man"  (1:06:05
Email us at beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
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Where we start with Jason Underwood..."Lumberjack Cop!" Then we talk Bye-Bye Coffins: Organic Burial Pods and how Granny will live on in tree form. Evan surprises Jason with our ALL NEW far-too-small bumper stickers, and Jason brings new games to the table in honor of our guest Heidi Cox and her web-show "Stalking LeVar".

Game 1) "Which LeVar?" The LeVar Burton Quote Game.
Game 2) "Is It Stalking?" Jason presents a scenario and Evan must determine if IS or ISN'T stalking.

Then we realize that sometimes, a certain gift from that special someone says those three little words we all want to hear: "Hey... F*ck You."

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Then Evan has a one on one interview with the aforementioned Heidi Cox and we talk California, "Stalking LeVar", Penn Jillette, plus so much more!!

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P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Christmas will be real disappointing this year, but you will still be able to get some coffee and maybe a pack of cigs.
Here's the link to Heidi's article, we encourage everyone to read it:
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Where we break from the norm with an extremely special and serious episode featuring the very brave Leah Thomas, who opens up about about her experience as a rape victim, and how she found the help she needed with the Julie Valentine Center and turned trauma into an opportunity to share her story and help others dealing with the same troubles.

If you want to contact the Julie Valentine Center, do so here:
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