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Happy Halloween Month!
Week 4


Where Jason and Evan decided to give Marmite a fair shake and eat it the CORRECT way. Results are…mixed. Then gooey Marmite reminds Evan of the 1988 horror movie remake, “The Blob” which leads to, “What if Marmite was a horror movie?”


Then Evan talks about the British Horror show, “Dead Set”which is basically “Big Brother” + Zombies. We then discuss which American reality shows we would want to see mixed with the UNDEAD. Jason realizes he knows absolutely nothing about zombies. And we explore the benefits of having the zombie-inspired ability to control your severed appendages. And how they can…get you stuff.

Jason and Evan revisit last week’s topic of “Drunk Dialogue”and examine the results of their experiment.

Evan recounts his real paranormal experiences while rehearsing an Honest-to-God horror play. And then we realize that there’s nothing scarier than the jokes of a child. And something even MORE scary is that nice old man you would NEVER suspect. But you can’t blame him because you DID defile his state park!

And we close with another HALLOWEEN QUIZ! Evan blends impressions and famous horror movie quotes and Jason has to guess them, which leads to the most TERRIFYING game show called:

“Doc Brown Goes Back In Time to F***Your Mother, and It’s Up To You To Stop Him!”




Coffee Underground (Greenville S.C.) November 4th 10:30pm set. We will be recording live after four awesome comedians, Christian Rodriguez, Erich Laux, Marc Staudenmaier, & L. Michelle! Come out for them, stay for us!!

P.S. - Kids, NSFW, if you listen, Doc Brown will invite you on his game show.

Happy Halloween Month!
Week 3

Where Jason gives Evan a run down of his Mwaa Haa Haaas over the past few Halloween episodes, and then Evan gives Jason a taste of Jolly Ole England (thanks Catherine)!!! Then Jason gives Evan another Horror Quiz, this time slowed down!!!! Then Evan brings another bracket to the table, this time, we ask the question, "Which Fallen Pop Culture Icon would make the best Horror Movie Villain?"!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... there is a thing...it is called... MARMITE!!!!

Don't forget to email your impressions/scripts to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com!!!

Happy Halloween Month!
Week 2

Where we start with "pride"... by that we mean, "begging for your submissions to the Evan and Jason impression contest".... we know you're out there. THEN we get into tree-babies...skeery...amateur stuntmen and their amateur ends... and how you can end a party very effectively, as long as you have no sense of what's appropriate.

Evan talks about "The X-Files" and how critics can get lost in their own semi-cleverness, and Jason asks the question, "Why didn't Chucky pull a "Red Paperclip" scenario in 'Child's Play'?"
We play a game where Jason challenges Evan to identify if these quotes are the last words of dying patients, death row convicts or "Scooby Doo" characters.
Jason, once again, reads from his douchey Livejournal. This time only posts from October's past. Just a scant.... well... ten years ago. And we see how much he has matured in a decade.. because at some point, he finally learned how to drop the S-bomb.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jason will give you a stern, but not cussy stern, talking to.
Happy Halloween Month!
Week 1
Where we start with "What if Robin Williams died while filming 'Mrs. Doubtfire'?" Then we give the perfect Halloween gift.
Evan asks, "Why does the Grim Reaper have that scythe?" 
Then Jason shows a video of the creepiest/most delicious funeral...DEAD BODY CAKE??
Evan tells a story about how an old woman thought that her racist tract would help with his dead battery. Very Christian of her.
Then Evan realized that Kevin Bacon was in many horror movies so he brings a new game called "Bacon'ing" Where we meld together two Kevin Bacon movies (one horror/one not) and create BRAND NEW movies. "Animal Tremors" sounds pretty amazing.
Jason challenges Evan's Horror acumen with another "Horror Movie Quiz" this one based only on Sound Effects. 
And finally we discuss those scenes from kids movies that are ACTUALLY scary. "Wizard of Oz", "Willy Wonka", "Gremlins", "Toy Story", etc.

P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ghost Mrs. Doubtfire will try to reconnect with you!


01 - (Ep: 097) – True Stories with Trevor Furlong (2:25)

02 - (Ep: 099) – Stickler Serial Killers (7:15)

03 - (Ep: 123) – Sweetalities (15:00)

04 - (Ep: 131) – True Stories with The Coalition Theater (18:00)

05 - (Ep: 143) – 2 Bite Brownie's Secret Room (28:00)

06 - (Ep: 145) – "He's a Ghost" with Craig Holcombe (33:00)

07 - (Ep: 148) – New Cenobites (37:10)

08 - (Ep: 157) – Devil Country (46:00)

09 - (Ep: 161) – "Finger Eyes!" (49:00)

10 - (Ep: 172) – The Jo-Mama (55:30)

11 - (Ep: 177) – "Don't Look At It!" (1:04:50)

12 - (Ep: 178) – "Jason Voorhee's Day Off" (1:09:30)


Listen to Best of Halloween pt 2 HERE!

Listen to Best of Halloween pt 1 HERE!

Listen to more Trevor Furlong HERE!

Learn more about The Coalition Theater HERE!

Follow Craig Holcombe on Twitter HERE


Where we start with Jason FINALLY coming out...as a geek!! Then, we get into Star Trek and JEAN Luc..or is it Jean LUC? Then  we talk Supergirl and her expendable friend, the worst version of Harley Quinn so far, we play a quick round of Recast It (don't get hot and flustered) and Evan takes us through some awful shows that are real, and some of the same quality that aren't...yet..... AND Evan yet again proves he just shouldn't talk to anyone ever. Then we close with Sam Jackson in...Cash N' Cake!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Evan will be the Dr Doom of your life....

Dont forget to email us either audio clips of your Jason and Evan impressions OR a script you wanna hear us read to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com!!!

Where we start with a celebration of the life of our friend, Jason Bryant...you will be missed sir..sincerly.

THEN we talk Evans bald spot vanity, Evans mirror girlfriend, the Greenville clowns and how if a clown shows up at your door to take your kids, he's probably legit. Then we play another round of Is It Stalking and speaking of stalking, we read the lyrics from a Conway Twitty song and realize that we all see the want to in your eyes.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..... we got a whole army of clowns itchin to take you to camp.... just sayin.

Email us your Evan and Jason impressions to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

If you want to hear just a sample of what an awesome person Jason Bryant was, click here

It's Labor Day, so we decided to take a little break and present another Best Of! This week we bring you some of our favorite past conversations on all things Nerd Culture. 



01 - (Ep: 137) – Stephen Hawking Gets Pranked 

02 - (Ep: 138) – Sexy Nerd Quiz 

03 - (Ep: 156) – Worf the Killer Crab

04 - (Ep: 162) – Superbeast: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile

05 - (Ep: 168) – Jabba the Hutt was a Pariah 

06 - (Ep: 169) – Drug Dealer Bracket: Walter White is Hot (featuring Carissa Southerland)

07 - (Ep: 170) – "Saving Private Jabba"

08 - (Ep: 170) – Superbeast: Hawkeye vs Riddler-Honey Badger                                           

09 - (Ep: 174) – "Hi, I'm Stuart Deep-Space-Nine."                                                                  

10 - (Ep: 177) – "Turn Off The Safety Protocol!" 

Listen to Best Of Nerd Edition pt 1 - HERE


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Where we announce a new contest for our upcoming 200th episode... Send us your best Jason/Evan impressions!!! THEN we talk about Doomed, the new documentary about The Fantastic Four OG movie, and how we're important now. Then we meet a Star Trek "expert" and hear about Jasons trip to Atlanta and Evans trip to Washington DC. Then we listen to some more drunk clips and Jason brings a new game to the table where we identify slowed down scientists! AND if that isnt enough, we talk Kid Scarface!!!

THEN we close this HUGE episode with and interview with DOOMED Director Marty Langford who talks Roger Cormans ill-fated Fantastic Four live action movie!!!

P.S-Kids, listen to the second half at least!

Check out Kid Scarface here

Check out Uncork'd, the production company for Doomed here
Where we start with a BANG..as in Jason bombing at a roast, then we stay current with talk about Honey Boo-Boo, we discover Zodiac chose his name for a real good reason... we play a game where we try to keep it clean...and we actually do!!! Then we discuss deciphering lady looks and how to start conversations with women in public places, we watch a video about a pretty lady robot..who wants to kill you, we visit a couple on an island all their own, and we close with Kenny Baker talk (please dont take it too seriously, we luvs ya Kenny), and discover the best kind of Star Trek reboot.

P.S. Kids- if you listen, your thanksgiving will be all butter turkeys.
Check out the AI video here
Check out the Home Island Video here

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