Jul 20th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we return to the two dude format and get into it strong with tales of Dickish waiters doin too many hack dickish insults, a roast, a window into a princesses world, real life debbie downers, The Creepy shower head guy (and a shout out to Love in the Morning-sup Bill and Derbra!), two on the most awful movies ever made, one of them you haven't heard of...one of the is Troll 2, back to our gutterall reviews, then we close with a frank discussion of how some song lyrics sound fine until you turn the music off.
Plus a special bonus clip after the end music that should have you as excited as every Marvel Movie credit teaser..so keep listenin!!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we'll have you working on a chain... Gayiang.
Jul 4th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we dig in deep with improviser/comedian Ben Burris on his improv and stand up comedy history, which we constantly interrupt with stories about movie spoiling robots, hermit crab directors, Tennesee Williams and his "What the f*ck" inspirations, Alaska, Insomnia, Inception, and among so many other things we finish with what can either be considered the horror to end all horrors or the greatest prank ever played...ever... Penn and Tellers Desert Bus video game. Yeah....it's real.
P.S.-Kids, we'll make you to a single person 5 minute scene to an unreceptive audience if you listen. Not for young uns!
Jun 27th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we continue the cavalcade of comics with an honest to god headliner, James Sibley. We talk the mechanics of stand up, which include; Pissing in bushes, car hood cannabis, old man tricksters, how to deal with hecklers, improv, and a really sincere conversation about how much theatre in the area matters and was a spring board to where he is today. Then im pretty sure one of us says something dirty or makes a poop joke. We may not have, but sincerity scares us.
Please visit Jamess website
P.s.-Kids, we know youre all fans but this aint for young ears. Theres only one message you could gleam from this and we'll tell you now, never trust old people.
Jun 19th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we get deep into stand up with a round table discussion featuring The Bearded Ones and very special guests Jenn Snyder and Wayne Cousins... who hold the award for traveling the farthest just to be on our pod!!! (and because they already had shows scheduled in Greenville that night) We get into their secret origins(no dancing please), nightmare gigs, heckler handling, and all things stand up. Then we talk about cat f*cking. Yep, you heard us.
Make sure to check out Jenns regular hosting gig at the red door, facebook page:
AND, Make sure to follow Jenn on twitter at https://twitter.com/JesterJenn13 and Wayne at https://twitter.com/cousinwayne
P.s.-Not for kids... if you listen, you dont wanna know whats gonna happen to your cat.
Jun 12th, 2014 by beardedone
Where with missing Bearded One Jason...uh...missing... we welcome the charming, talented, stunning, intelligent...Dame Judy Dench...but it turns out she's a racist, so we get Debra Capps instead. THEN we talk about Queen adult entertainment, workin in radio...whoo aaaoohhhh, stage kissing, real kissing, real bad kissing, awkward come ons ( and bearded one Evan didn't say a single one!) favorite non-cursing insults (now with cursing), movie villains, chuck manson replacing Craig Ferguson, the evil that is The Tooth Fairy, what your dating age is...WILD FIRE!!! Plus so much more.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, the Tooth Fairies gonna clone ya, and that's not cool.
Jun 5th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we start by learning Bearded One Jason is a real bummer except for the first five minutes of every new year, then we get into dance snubbing, a vet that just can't let go(and seems pretty unharmed til he gets to certain words), the best, worst and spanish of Nightmare on Elm Street,then we start our own pretty straightforward movie review show, then we discuss how you should just let old folks do what old folks wanna do, How we love our country, until our country moves in next door, and we close with THE voice for monsters in the movies, plus so much more!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, freddy will screw with your couch cushions.
Jun 1st, 2014 by beardedone
Where we jump in with big news from Stitcher!! Then we get into infomercials, zombie cats, Ultimate Warrior( not the wrestler, unless he's a part of the mongol horde), how one of us is so bad at job interviews he won't even participate in a sketch about one, pranks/non-pranks, how to really mess up that good flirt you were working on, the white bubba gump and he that is who noone else can be, he who is everything and nothing, he who is the reason for the reason and he who gets a little too adamant about cutting off a certain body part to make a point... He that is Petey Pablo.
P.S.-Kids, Peteys awesome, you're not, don't listen.
May 25th, 2014 by beardedone
Where the return of missing Bearded One Jason Underwood brings tales of spooky, sunshiny houses, which segues into spooky, even scarier talk show hosts(how you durn), misogynist archeologists, surnames and what they REALLY mean, then we get into the section where Evan repeatedly tries to tell the awesome tale of the GREENVILLE COMIC-CON and Jason just won't let him do it(maybe he shouldn't have come back), but he does bring up the Squatch again, Fatzilla (thanks Amanda Fryer) and state fossils while we finish with the horror that is BLOODERFLIES!!! Plus so, so much more.
Not to mention our first ever contest!!!! You like ice cream? Doesnt everybody???!!!!
P.S.- Kids, your surname is Notoldenough. Don't listen!!
May 14th, 2014 by beardedone
Where once again Bearded One Jason is absent and who can fill his shoes? It takes two baby!!! The lovely Juanita (Juan-ita) and her lovely husband Daryl fill in and we get to the good stuff right away: Baby poop. Then parent pride, bad dates, good dates, dates that you didn;t know were dates (but should have...c'mon), engagements, Top 5s, The SHAT-ner, Will Smith and how he should just be himself...even when he's playing someone else, more theatre nightmares and so, so much more. Suuuuppppp.
P.S.-kids, we'll make you watch Seven Pounds if you listen. This aint for you.
May 10th, 2014 by beardedone
Where with the help of WOFFORD JONES!!! We dig into the vault and get an episode months old that we thought had been lost forever! That being said pardon all the valentines day, super bowl and Olympics talk. Other than that though, we do get into surprises you don't want waiting for you when moving into your apartment, how we can help you break up on your way to Dollywood, Dumpys talk show, athlete actors, our own secret identities, the polar vortex the the Devils birthday among other things.
P.S.-Kids, Murdering Santa will get you if you listen.