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Where we propose a "Ferris Bueller"/"Friday the 13th" Crossover, Oh...Yeah.... then we get into Jason's comedy road trip to "The 2nd Best Comedy Fest" in Richmond VA, and how our Bearded Ones Brackets can really pass the time! Then Evan saves a forest, by being a total douche.

 
We then meet Fiscally Responsible Batman, The CVS pharma-comic returns, and Evan goes from being a douche that saves a forest to well...just an a-hole...again.
 
And finally we play a NEW GAME where famous dirty movie quotes get a lil sillier, and Jason has to guess the movie. We go on a Ronald Reagan tangent (who doesn't) and we close with a look at embarrassing E3 moments.
  
Check out the E3 moments here!!

P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ferris Bueller will fourth-wall-break at you.
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Where we start with the last reminder about being nominated for anything (Best of the Upstate), then we catch up with a soberer Orson Welles, then we go on a bit of a Star Trek side...Trek... and we visit with Stuart Deep Space Nine once again!!!

 
After that, Jason brings a NEW QUIZ to the table about celebrity death!! While playing this quiz we get to hear the strangest action one-liners ever from "Showdown in Little Tokyo".
 
Then Evan regales us with tales of forced happiness at the DMV and Jason and Evan argue about whether a Japanese wine bath would really get you drunk. 
 
We close with a tale of middle management gone crazy...and that middle manager was once Scarface!
You can vote in Best of the Upstate, through the 19th, here!!

P.S. - Kids, you got one day left to vote!
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Where we start by going over the fact that not only are we nominated for BEST COMEDY PODCAST in The peoples choice Podcast Awards, but both Jason AND Evan are nominated in the Best of the Upstate for BEST LOCAL ACTOR!! So we discuss the possibility of not winning anything.....

 
Then we talk about rescue dogs being gore obsessed a-holes. Then we talk about friend of the show Jason Farr's new podcast "There it is"!!! (Catch Thereitis!) And Jason and Evan play a name game, talk about the true subtext of Mary Poppins, scare the sh*t out of drunk Orson Welles and play another round of:
 Superbeasts!!
 
P.S. - When this episode comes out, it will be the last day of voting for the Peoples Choice Podcast Awards!! Vote for us in Comedy and "Teddy and the Bassman" in mature here

Voter for either Jason or Evan in Best of the Upstate here

Listen to "There it is" here

and watch the Orson Welles wine commercial video here
P.S.S-Kids..vote goddammit!
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Where we start with Jason's tales from the pool! And he learns that there's a fine line between a kid being a splashy dick and drowning.

 
Then we get into how apparently most Texans are gay, (hooray!!!), which leads us into a scene about a homophobe in the Star Wars Cantina.
Then Jason reads one of his old notebooks and regales us with his awesome ideas like:

- An "American Gladiators" style show..but with horses.
- A really awesome (patronizing) comedy..uh no wait...drama....no wait..gritty gangster movie...oh f*ck it, it's about losing your thumbs.
- And a new Comic Book idea about a guy with the worst power ever!
 
THEN we have a NEW BRACKET!! This time we ask the question:
"Which Comic Book Supervillian Would Make the Best Reality Talent Show Judge?"
 
Vote for us in comedy and Teddy and the Bassman in mature in the podcast awards here

AND in the Best of the Upstate (voting starts Monday june 6th) Here

P.S  -Kids, don't listen, but vote like hell!!!
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Where we start with a HUGE announcement  and a HUGE thank you to everyone that helped us become nominees for Best Comedy Podcast in The Peoples Choice Podcast Awards!!! Voting starts today!!! THEN we get into a lil game we like to call Podcast or Porn Title. Then we talk about Mike Webb and his naughty tabs, your future (trust me, if this is your future, go back in time and kill yourself), then Jason pitches some Star Trek:Deep Space Nine episodes and we realize it really was just a Spinx in space. 

Then we play The Movie Musical Game (Ahnold edition) AND a lil game we like to call Torture Quiz (it gets dirty...literally(

Vote for us and Teddy and the Bassman once a day here

P.S.-Kids, don't listen, but Goddammit you better vote once a day!!!
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Where we start with talk of Jason's underwear (ladies) and how they change your day. Then we hear about feline stupidity and how awesome "Tremors" and "Critters" were. Then we get into the terror that is the Bobbit Fish and how the ocean sucks. And Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME to the table...RECAST IT! Where Evan randomly selects two movies, and must recast one with the actors of the other!

Then Evan talks to Timberwolf author and Bearded fan Tom Julian!!!
P.S. - Kids if you listen...Goddamn Bobbit Fish!!!
Check out Timberwolf here:

and the Bobbit fish video here:
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Where we start with pointless unoriginal bitchin 'bout baseball, then we get into "Captain America: CIVIL WAR" and the eternal question...has Cap gotten laid??

 
THEN we dig on 20-year-old Jason's journal, and get thoughts including...dark (if by dark you mean...not dark) poetry, a new sport he invented called Holecky (...Don't ask) and a horror movie idea to end all horror movie ideas (cause no one will make them after it) "Jo Mama"!!!
 
P.S. - Hey kids...listen and...you might conjure...The Jo Mama!
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Where we start with a (late) review of "Batman V Superman" and then get into the game everyone loves (except a certain "7th Heaven" character)...Squad!!! Where Evan randomly selects his "Squad" from popular TV characters, and must assign who's who in certain scenarios.

 
Then we read an article about a teacher with some interesting teaching techniques... very centipede-y techniques.... and we see that when you have a Tinder profile, ya gots ta make sure what you say is what you mean.
 
And finally Jason talks "The Running Man" and we invent a brand new dating show!!!
P.S.Kids.. if you listen... do you bleed? You will. Until we make up and become besties like right after.
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Where we start with a quick rundown of Jason's first play in years which leads to a new game... Itchin' To Audition!!! where Jason auditions as celebrities for different roles.

 
Then we get into casual jerkitude and how everybody helps, when you're not already feeble... AND we talk about horns from the sky and a very lazy rapture. After that we get two games in a row... a quiz game:
 
"How Well Do YOU Know the Captain America: Civil War Trailer?"
AND
"Superbeasts!!!!"
 
P.S.-Kids if you listen..well guess who won't help you if you're stranded on the highway.
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We are excited to have, fellow podcast network host, Carissa! (from The Lucky 10,000) She was in town so we just had to record with her LIVE!

Evan starts off the show by spotlighting a low-point in the career of, an otherwise beloved actor, Kevin Spacey by showing us the trailer for "Nine Lives". And Jason comes up with a fun alternate plot that we would've rather watched.
 
We then give a shout out to PIZZA GIRL!! So far she's the best thing to come out of this years NBA playoffs.
 
Then Jason asks Carissa to play another round of, "Is It Stalking?" We present her with random scenarios and she must decide if it is or isn't stalking.
 
And we close out with another BRACKET!! This time the theme is "Drug Dealers" a person you just have to visit when that craving calls you, so we ask the question, "Which drug dealer would make the most ideal booty-call?" 
 
P.S. - Kids if you listen then Kevin Spacey will force you to watch his new movie.

Watch the "Nine Lives" trailer HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHA97HzhxE

The amazing PIZZA GIRL video is HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLR7krxGog

NOMINATE THE BEARDED ONES and THE LUCKY TEN THOUSAND HERE:

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