Mar 25th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with Jason gettin all sensitive and sh*t as he confesses to some good ole man-tears at the movies. During that conversation we also discover Evan will tolerate A LOT on his food.... THEN we get back into the Vigilant Christian and how he is not gonna take any of our evil (he has never heard of us).
And we play an honest-to-god boardgame that Jason invented many moons ago.
Speaking of many moons ago, we also hear a horror story Jason wrote, when he was 13, about being trapped in an old man's house. THEN we close out with another edition of Cupids Corner!!! Samuel Jackson shows up for some reason!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, well just don't run away.
Mar 18th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with a revisit to Evans "Year Stack of Papers" from High School and he finds what we missed last time..the best yearbook photo ever. THEN in celebration of our guest we try some sh*tty easter sweets and Jason brings a new Bracket....or Superbeast..or...dare we say it...BOTH. We do a Bracket of Superbeasts!!!!!
Then Evan talks with the utterly charming Nicole O'Connor from Facts Channel on youtube about being a reactor and an activist.
Check out Facts Channel here
Check out Nicoles Twitter Here @NicoleOConor
Check out her Facebook Here
P.S.-Kids...if you listen...wings and vom...that's all you need to know.
Mar 12th, 2017 by beardedone
Hey guys! We will be back next week with a brand new episode, but until then, enjoy some of our favorite past clips!!
00 - Introduction
01 - (Ep: 115) Return of CAPTAIN NICE! (Starts @ 2:15 mark)
02 - (Ep: 134) Jason is a "Badass" (8:00)
03 - (Ep: 150) Jason's Awful Short Story from 1994 (10:45)
04 - (Ep: 157) Science Fun with your Dead Beat Dad (20:20)
05 - (Ep: 158) Evan Gets Kidnapped (31:05)
06 - (Ep: 176) 9-11 Dogs are Assholes (37:00)
07 - (Ep: 176) Orson Welles Wine Commercial Outtakes (43:00)
08 - (Ep: 181) Rudy Sucks at Everything (50:45)
09 - (Ep: 183) "I Am...The Onion." (1:01:00)
10 - (Ep: 185) Squad Game: 'King of the Pool' (1:05:20)
Mar 5th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with a shout-out to Iron Cast and Teryl Fernbach, THEN Jason deals with the fallout out from his extremly controversial Facebook comment.... OK, not controversial so much as, well just a comment. THEN Evan has a run in with a sort of ex who tries to be nice....tries.... AND we revisit the one and only JUNK MAN!!!!!! After that, Evan brings a clip from a youtuber who really wants to make sure your soul is safe from CD covers...and we close out with another round of the always enjoyable: SUPERBEAST!
P.S-Kids, if you listen, your cool Metal-Head friends will totally tell you how uncool you are in an over-the-top grumbly voice.
Check out Cattle Decapitation here, thanks for recommending them to us The Vigilant Christian!!! Oh and check out that guy here... if you need a good laugh.
Feb 26th, 2017 by beardedone
On the eve of losing member Justina Sparling to NYC we finally get all the members of Laughing Stock Improv together on the show!!
We learn about how hard it can be to join a new improv team, especially when that team doesn't return your emails. Jason brings clips from old improv shows and challenges Evan, Todd, & Justina to "Guess The Impression!"
Evan brings his new favorite game, "In The Style of McDonald" where he sings classic movie quotes as Michael McDonald and the rest must guess the movie.
And we close out with another round of: "IS IT STALKING?"
Keep up with future Laughing Stock shows HERE!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Queen Latifa might show up, and if she shows up, so does her jar of urine.
Feb 19th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with a shout out to the "Hoodoo Music Podcast", another local podcast on the local podcast directory. THEN we get into werewolf poo.
Jason brought some clips and we listen to some people roast us,....and the show (sob), but mostly just Jason so it's cool. We talk how Trump is doing with...you know...with THOSE caucuses. Evan tells an awkward date story, we discover some more hidden talents of one Mr. Michael Mcdonald (how could he have any more??)
And we close off the show with another Bracket, this time we ask the question: "Which Sitcom Lead Would Give the Best Relationship Advice?!?!" (Do You Agree?)
Check out the directory featuring us, Hoodoo Music Podcast and more here at GreatUpstate.com!!!
P.S-Kids, if you listen, you gonna git roasted!
Feb 12th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we begin with Evan telling tales out of school...literally....THEN Jason reads his 1993 "Letter To The Editor" from his middle school Newspaper "Panther News" from 1993. It's important.
We then take another trip to "Cupids Corner" AND Jason shows us what became of Jim Bakker...and it's worse than the hell he is probably going to.... THEN, from that we check out The Kevin Shorey Show and his amazing segment with our new hero...THE JUNK MAN.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we talkin 'bout END TIMES!!!!
Check out the Jim Bakker show here
Check out Kevin Shoreys show here
Feb 5th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with an amazing array of people wishing Evan a Happy Birthday with their own unique impressions!! Thank you all so much!
THEN, we get into a-holes at their kids basketball games and Jason reads us a peom from what we on the show like to call his "Dark Years"...and by dark years we mean that one time he tried to write a downer poem.
THEN, we close out with a game sent to us by Lucky Ten Thousand co-host and friend of the show, Carissa, where we, "Play Lyrics of a Famous Song Read by a Robot and Have To Guess The Song!"
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, that guy we talk about..... that's your Dad.
Jan 28th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with Jasons plug for the animated webseries he did a guest voice on, Screaming Soup, THEN Evan plugs his own depression with a poem written by him when he was young..... but still WAY too old to write something like this. But that's not all, Evan then reads from his Junior High School Year...Pack of Papers. He made his own yearbook.
THEN Jason brings a new game to the table... "Make a new 80s drama featuring an aged celebrity and an Occupation!" The results? I don't know, but there's murder afoot!
THEN we close out with another edition of "Cupid's Corner" (horrible dating profiles) and a lady who at least knows what she likes to do..... which is f*ck.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your mom will finally explain where all the facial scarring comes from.
See Jasons VO as Toxi here
Jan 22nd, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with discussion of last week AND our revalation that Yes, Margaret, there was a 'Diagnosis Murder'/'Matlock' Crossover.... and it involved alot of beckoning children towards the light....
Then we offer some other light 80's TV show mashups, making them somewhat less 80s and more.... just...just no...
THEN, Jason brings us a clip of Mike Rowe on QVC circa 1992, being downright crushed by life and then we ask, "What would be the QVC program we would ALL watch?" Answer: Honest QVC (H-QVC)
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will macabrely folk sing you into the grave!
Watch the Diagnosis Murder/Matlock song here
Watch the Mike Rowe video Here