Jul 26th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start with shout outs to FWFIFE, SYKA (its STAY WILD, not get wild, Evan) and Carolyn Adams (new novel RUTHLESS just published), then we get into Jason at Carris book party, her Pacino like love of horses, his semi autobiographical novel, and The Krakken!!! Then we move on to Evans recent show terror, Jasons unintentional hook up flirting, Evans dream dollar store clerk, another of Evans Reviews (or opinions of a douche), and close with an imaginary friend bracket!!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your imaginary friend will insist you go to the QT, all the time.
Carissas Fwfife post
Colossal Squid vido
Jul 18th, 2015 by beardedone
Where Jason starts with tales of semi legendary not-so bravery, then we discuss our blog post, a grandma who has had enough and got the boobs to prove it. Then Jason gives his one-word review of "Bark Ranger". We discuss how every superhero can't be gritty, but they CAN still fuck with Aqua-Man. We breakdown a medical video and discover that switching heads is surprisingly NOT thought-out, and finally learn that every inventor ever only wanted to invent a new way to get laid.
P.S.- Kids, don't listen or we swear the JLA will cruelly prank you.
Watch the Head Transplant video HERE
Jul 12th, 2015 by beardedone
Where Jason gives an unsolicited shout-out to Evan's OTHER podcast, "The Lucky Ten Thousand", then Evan gives an unsolicited shout-out to Weird Al!!! Then we discuss Jason's ability to make any attractive woman feel like a really 'goodfella'. Then we talk about the cube spotted over Texas and how maybe it's The Borg invading the south. Evan takes a trip into the dark side of historical denial, finally we learn about how Jason would (not) survive in the wild and SO much more!!
P.s. - Kids, if you listen, chain cannonballs...'nuff said.
See the Texas Cube article HERE
Read the article about S.C. girl punished for eating a pop-tart HERE
Shout out to friend of the show Client Thiele at Geekdig!
Jul 4th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start out with a shout-out of, friend of the show, SYKA's new video premiere!! Then we get into Jason's adventures with Richmond's Coalition Theatre and the GWARBAR (and the less successful parade)!!!
Then Evan continues bitching about cashiers and displays, once again, that he should never be allowed to speak to anyone...ever.
Then two guys (one lucky to have a girlfriend, the other is amazed he ever got laid...ever) go through a list of single guy DOs.
We discover that Evan hasn't always been a douche, it's concentrated mostly in one place, his Amazon Movie Reviews!
And we then close with another bracket, this time we ask the question, "Which Warner Bros/Disney character would make the best president?"
P.S- kids... if you listen...world maggot.
Check out the Gwar Bar facebook page HERE
Check out SYKAS new video HERE
Jun 28th, 2015 by beardedone
Jason sits down with Katie Holcomb, Aaron Grant, Steve Howze, and Blue (Josh Blubaugh) of the Richmond Comedy Coalition Theater, during the run of their first annual "2nd Best Comedy Fest"!
Also sitting in is Alchemy Comedy's Miguel Osornio!
We talk about how they started their improv theater. Then get into how you shouldn't perform 1/2 written stand up ideas. Get into Blue's NYC experiences which leads to him discovering maybe the best (or worst) game ever. Then we learn all the odd ways you can make out with your girlfriend.
We share some terrifying true stories, and close out with reminiscing about amazing moments from the last 6 years of the Coalition Theater!
Follow these guys on twitter and/or tumblr!!
Jun 21st, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start with the horror that almost happened...sequels to the movie "Se7en." (called...."Ei8ht" "Nin9" and "10n"...yup.) Then we get into a sword, that will tase you bro. George Takei and The Governator have had enough of each other. We watch the infamous Wal-Mart Fight video. We talk about the unexplained/explained, Nessie dealing with fame, sexy fruit (its a "cumkwat"), communing with a bobcat(?) , porn games for Atari and Jason talks about his dirty video game.
P.S. - Kids if you listen...Nessie will tell you what a bitch life can be.
Watch the videos we discuss here:
Jun 14th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we get to interview Jesyka Loren of the band SYKA!!!! FOR REAL!!! We talk about how the band started, her influences, being a female fronted metal band, the new direction of the band for their new EP (coming out July 17) and how she wants Syka to be the BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEEN!!!!
P.S.-Kids, you can listen, it's effing Syka!!!
Jun 7th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we do another bracket challenge, where we ask the question, "Which Bully would make the best Dictator?"
First, we talk about "South Beach Tow" and how you don't mess with Bernice OR Fat George Lucas. Then we get into bad dialogue from movies, we listen to some more (Bearded Ones) drunk clips and participate in general skullduggery.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen...Bernice...That's all we need to say...
May 31st, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start with the epic tale of Evan vs Coupon Lady! That segues into epic tales of Jason and The Scot's at Greenville Scottish Games @ Furman University. And we invent a new SPORT! Then we talk about epic tales of parties ruined by poo from heaven and lullabies bettered by darkness!!!! METAL-LLUBIES!
Also we shout out "In This Moment".
AND our friends Valentine Wolfe and their new album Nightingale!!
P.S. - Kids...I've got something to say.....
May 24th, 2015 by beardedone
Where we start with Jason exploring a strange man's orifice (true story), and it just goes downhill from there. We go from that to Evan's new podcast ideas. We watch a video of the WORST PROPOSAL REACTION EVER. And we close out with another bracket where we ask the question, "Which pop culture mentor would give you the best sex-talk?" That and much much more!!!
Kids-if you listen, Doc Brown will kill all the trees! Every last mother-effing one of them.
Watch proposal video HERE