Aug 28th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we announce a new contest for our upcoming 200th episode... Send us your best Jason/Evan impressions!!! THEN we talk about Doomed, the new documentary about The Fantastic Four OG movie, and how we're important now. Then we meet a Star Trek "expert" and hear about Jasons trip to Atlanta and Evans trip to Washington DC. Then we listen to some more drunk clips and Jason brings a new game to the table where we identify slowed down scientists! AND if that isnt enough, we talk Kid Scarface!!!
THEN we close this HUGE episode with and interview with DOOMED Director Marty Langford who talks Roger Cormans ill-fated Fantastic Four live action movie!!!
P.S-Kids, listen to the second half at least!
Check out Kid Scarface here
Check out Uncork'd, the production company for Doomed here
Aug 21st, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a BANG..as in Jason bombing at a roast, then we stay current with talk about Honey Boo-Boo, we discover Zodiac chose his name for a real good reason... we play a game where we try to keep it clean...and we actually do!!! Then we discuss deciphering lady looks and how to start conversations with women in public places, we watch a video about a pretty lady robot..who wants to kill you, we visit a couple on an island all their own, and we close with Kenny Baker talk (please dont take it too seriously, we luvs ya Kenny), and discover the best kind of Star Trek reboot.
P.S. Kids- if you listen, your thanksgiving will be all butter turkeys.
Check out the AI video here
Check out the Home Island Video here
Aug 14th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a very nice message from author/friend of the show Tom Julian, then we get into Jason's feelings about "Suicide Squad". We talk about Killer Croc and how just a bit of lotion would have changed everything for him.
Evan has his first senior moment. "9-1-1 is a joke..." to nobody!
We both realize that we have not tired of a good ole crotch joke. And we play a new edition of SQUAD, we realize that "Who's The Boss" could have been very different if Tony would have just used more sex talk when he taught the kids.
Evan notices some off things about "Wrath of Khan", and we run into a ghost....who is not particularly good at it.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Tony Danza will give you life advice.....you don't want that....
Aug 6th, 2016 by beardedone
Where Jason starts with a chilling tale about a robbery gone unnoticed... by him...the WA-HO folks were all over it though. That conversation leads us to a revelation about Popeye...mainly he is sick and he sucks.
THEN we get into employees going WAY too far to kiss up and paying for it, we meet Creepy McBain, Evan reviews the film, "Mr Nobody" (2009), and we discover that a lot of Tom Hanks movies could be interconnected if you go with the simple premise that the man is f*cked up... speaking of f*cked up, human tattoo'ed skin...on your wall!!!!!
After that we discuss Billy Domineau's Seinfeld's 9/11 script, and realize that there aren't any impressions we can't do... wait, there may be an " 't" that shouldn't be there.... Evan learns about history and only cares about who was gettin' some, and Jason gifts us with yet another old journal, this one documenting of his first "stand up bit". It's about something that terrifies him. You don't wanna miss this....
P.S - Kids, if you listen, Jason will tell you a joke that will scare the sh*t out of you.
Jul 30th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with talk of the show Stranger Things (Spoiler talk mostly over at the 13 minute mark, then we talk about what future seasons could entail with some minor spoilers). After that we get into Evans embarassing least metal moment ever!!! While discussing this, we introduce a new hero... The Onion...then we get a glimpse into how Evan makes everything dirty.
Then Jason brings a news report to the table about ... well, just some a-holes. Some really,really hateable a-holes. Then we close with a new game...
Porn or Presidential!!!!!
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See the news footage here
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your new parents will care if a toy squirts water at them.
Jul 24th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start off on somber tone as Jason has had it. The election cycle has gotten to him. And he's down because he enjoyed Ghostbusters 2016, but maybe he shouldn't have. Then we realize that sometimes all you need to cheer you up is a little cock magic!
Then Evan decides it's finally time to go in depth about the ramifications of "Jesse's Girl". We talk about a recent local apartment advertisement controversy, Jason's runs into a bunch of young "Goers"..as in the Poke'-kind, then we talk about hot teachers and the not-so-hot-teachers that still deserve representation in some form! After that Jason wanted to play a game called "Kevin and Jesse" where Jesse Ventura and Kevin from "The Office" are in odd situations! It's ridiculous and they love it. They hope you do too.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, that thing I said about Hillary and The Donald making out will come true...ew..just, just ew.
Jul 16th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a sigh... we lost it all....then we mock Rudy for a lil while. After that, Jason being inspired by the Toxic Avenger cartoon, we get into the concept of "What if other grizzly movies had their own kids shows counterparts?" "Seven: The Animated Series?"
After that, we talk about how your dog loves you, but would totally eat your dick. Then Evan makes us feel better by reading a review of one of his audible books. We hear about what Rush thinks of Pokemon Go, we find out what happened to the McDonald's characters and then we close out with another session of Impression Babies!!!!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen you better watch your dog out the corner of your eye if you ever get your dick cut off. Just sayin'.
Jul 10th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with our July 4ths AND a recap of the improv show we hadn't done yet at the time this was recorded (But we have now and yep, pretty much the way it went). THEN we get into Jason Pierre Pauls hand leading to unorthodox NFL practice methods, Faces of Death, Wrestling and a verbal show-down between crowd favorites Long Sid and Lighting War Bringer!!! Then we take a Do You Know It Quiz about the new Star Trek trailer and we close with an in-depth look at the movie Lucy.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Long Sid and Lightning War Bringer will spew non-sequiters at you.
Jul 2nd, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with conceding... yeah we lost...sigh.... (Congrats to Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social BTW!)... Then we talk about how a mispronunciation led to a whole new show... that you shouldn't EVER listen to. Then we actually interview Creepy Bane, well for a little while anyway, and we see a cute video of a goat.. possibly about to be murdered. After that Jason whips out yet another old notebook full o gold and we go through his kid names, his insult (which leads to a quick recasting of American Pie with Star Wars Characters), his brilliant idea for the best car movie since Maximum Overdrive AND we talk about weird tv/movie time hops and even get to see how Vinnie Jones was convinced to play Juggernaut!!!
P.S. -Kids, if you listen, we'll show what that guys has that knife for.
Jun 26th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we propose a "Ferris Bueller"/"Friday the 13th" Crossover, Oh...Yeah.... then we get into Jason's comedy road trip to "The 2nd Best Comedy Fest" in Richmond VA, and how our Bearded Ones Brackets can really pass the time! Then Evan saves a forest, by being a total douche.
We then meet Fiscally Responsible Batman, The CVS pharma-comic returns, and Evan goes from being a douche that saves a forest to well...just an a-hole...again.
And finally we play a NEW GAME where famous dirty movie quotes get a lil sillier, and Jason has to guess the movie. We go on a Ronald Reagan tangent (who doesn't) and we close with a look at embarrassing E3 moments.
Check out the E3 moments here
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ferris Bueller will fourth-wall-break at you.