May 28th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a HUGE announcement and a HUGE thank you to everyone that helped us become nominees for Best Comedy Podcast in The Peoples Choice Podcast Awards!!! Voting starts today!!! THEN we get into a lil game we like to call Podcast or Porn Title. Then we talk about Mike Webb and his naughty tabs, your future (trust me, if this is your future, go back in time and kill yourself), then Jason pitches some Star Trek:Deep Space Nine episodes and we realize it really was just a Spinx in space.
Then we play The Movie Musical Game (Ahnold edition) AND a lil game we like to call Torture Quiz (it gets dirty...literally(
Vote for us and Teddy and the Bassman once a day here
P.S.-Kids, don't listen, but Goddammit you better vote once a day!!!
May 21st, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with talk of Jason's underwear (ladies) and how they change your day. Then we hear about feline stupidity and how awesome "Tremors" and "Critters" were. Then we get into the terror that is the Bobbit Fish and how the ocean sucks. And Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME to the table...RECAST IT! Where Evan randomly selects two movies, and must recast one with the actors of the other!
Then Evan talks to Timberwolf author and Bearded fan Tom Julian!!!
P.S. - Kids if you listen...Goddamn Bobbit Fish!!!
Check out Timberwolf here:
and the Bobbit fish video here:
May 14th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with pointless unoriginal bitchin 'bout baseball, then we get into "Captain America: CIVIL WAR" and the eternal question...has Cap gotten laid??
THEN we dig on 20-year-old Jason's journal, and get thoughts including...dark (if by dark you mean...not dark) poetry, a new sport he invented called Holecky (...Don't ask) and a horror movie idea to end all horror movie ideas (cause no one will make them after it) "Jo Mama"!!!
P.S. - Hey kids...listen and...you might conjure...The Jo Mama!
May 8th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a (late) review of "Batman V Superman" and then get into the game everyone loves (except a certain "7th Heaven" character)...Squad!!! Where Evan randomly selects his "Squad" from popular TV characters, and must assign who's who in certain scenarios.
Then we read an article about a teacher with some interesting teaching techniques... very centipede-y techniques.... and we see that when you have a Tinder profile, ya gots ta make sure what you say is what you mean.
And finally Jason talks "The Running Man" and we invent a brand new dating show!!!
P.S.Kids.. if you listen... do you bleed? You will. Until we make up and become besties like right after.
Apr 30th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a quick rundown of Jason's first play in years which leads to a new game... Itchin' To Audition!!! where Jason auditions as celebrities for different roles.
Then we get into casual jerkitude and how everybody helps, when you're not already feeble... AND we talk about horns from the sky and a very lazy rapture. After that we get two games in a row... a quiz game:
"How Well Do YOU Know the Captain America: Civil War Trailer?"
P.S.-Kids if you listen..well guess who won't help you if you're stranded on the highway.
Apr 24th, 2016 by beardedone
We are excited to have, fellow podcast network host, Carissa! (from The Lucky 10,000) She was in town so we just had to record with her LIVE!
Evan starts off the show by spotlighting a low-point in the career of, an otherwise beloved actor, Kevin Spacey by showing us the trailer for "Nine Lives". And Jason comes up with a fun alternate plot that we would've rather watched.
We then give a shout out to PIZZA GIRL!! So far she's the best thing to come out of this years NBA playoffs.
Then Jason asks Carissa to play another round of, "Is It Stalking?" We present her with random scenarios and she must decide if it is or isn't stalking.
And we close out with another BRACKET!! This time the theme is "Drug Dealers" a person you just have to visit when that craving calls you, so we ask the question, "Which drug dealer would make the most ideal booty-call?"
P.S. - Kids if you listen then Kevin Spacey will force you to watch his new movie.
Watch the "Nine Lives" trailer HERE
The amazing PIZZA GIRL video is HERE:
NOMINATE THE BEARDED ONES and THE LUCKY TEN THOUSAND HERE:
Apr 16th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with yet another of Jason's "brilliant" audio book ideas, then we segue into a semi-serious quiz game about the new Star Wars trailer called,
"How Well Do YOU Know the 'Rogue One' Trailer?"
After that, we watch maybe the best thing ever... brothers who care about their sister enough to convince her anesthesia-addled brain that the zombie apocalypse has begun!!!
THEN Jason reads another book report from 1990, we hear a stirring recommendation from an author who may be doing themselves more harm than good and close with another peek into the recording studio with good ole Gary Busey.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, then we got a problem...bear.
Watch the zombie apoc. video HERE
NOMINATE THE BEARDED ONES OR ANY OTHER NETWORK SHOWS HERE:
Apr 10th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we talk about METAL MOM!!!!! Then we get into hip-hop catchphrases and their...... uuuhhhhh.... awesome-ness??? Then we do the Jelly Belly: Bean Boozled Challenge (don't worry, we cut out most of the chewing sounds) AND play another round of "Is It Stalking?!"
Then we close out with an interview with a true southern belle and "her" opinion about what makes guys creepy.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you may just get rotten egg.
Watch the clip of our guitar guy: HERE
! (4:31 mark)
Enjoy The Rap Board yourself HERE
And read for yourself about "What Makes A Guy Creepy?" HERE!
Apr 3rd, 2016 by beardedone
Where we confirm that yes, Evan is the A-hole he always thought he was. And Jason confirms that yes, when he was 9 years old, he was a child who enjoyed writing book reports, but only when those books in question were REALLY F*UCKED UP! (So much killing)
Then Jason brings a game called, "Squad!", where Evan randomly picks TV characters as if they were his best friends, then ask him to assign who would be who in difference scenarios. Just so happens that his assembled group of friends include 3 sitcom Dads and one hot chick...sh*t gets weird....
P.S. -Kids, if you listen...well you better listen, cuz Evan is talking and what he has to say is important!!!!
Mar 26th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a shout out to new business Super Sweets: Hero Treats!!!! Then we get into a new cashier story that leads to talk of sarcastic comedy, and how out of vogue it is, or is it.... yeah, it is...... Then we talk about the worst way to propose (when you're being called an effing donkey, it makes being sincere difficult).
Jason found a list of "14 Non-Sexual Things That Make a Man Hot AF to Women". Things that really get a women's engines revving (especially if they're already sexy) and we close with a new bracket! We ask the question, "Which Driver from TV/film would YOU take a road trip with?"
P.S. - kids, if you listen... that's cool. (listen to the tone...)
Learn more about Super Sweets: Hero Treats HERE
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Read the actual list from Elite Daily HERE!