Where one of us has NO IDEA what paracycling is until he's already made an ass of himself about it, then we get into naked dating and then swinger culture (where people that you don't want to see naked get naked ALL THE TIME), which leads to a seven minutes in heaven dissapointment, how biker nick names can sometimes be eerily prophetic, Asimo and what could be contrued as Frank Langella and his robot pal getting too intimate, lions finally not taking it anymore, Freddy Kreuger not really thinking things through, the Jetsons/flintstones crossover, the MASSIVE plot holes in Star Trek Generations, vs movies and why Dracula would have made a terrible bank robber.
Aug 24th, 2014 by beardedone
Where with special guest Jason Farr, we dig on day drinking, night drinking, drinking,being drunk, being too drunk... and well douchebag friends while drinking. Then we move on and have another heartfelt, inciteful look at the art (yes, it is an art) of stand up, being an extra and lettin that Bacon sizzle, a dating site for farm folk and close out strong with more obamas in the room than a tea partiers worst cloning nightmare.
Where we start with a loving conversation about a true genius, Robin Williams, then we get into some not-so-genuisy things, like SHARKNADO!! and come up with our own titles for those type thingies, then we get into old superman comics, lame heroes (candy tummy), lamer villians, we talk about the premiere of The First Five Years (www.jackandcarmen.com), then we find out that sick kid painting fundraisers are a good idea...for some.... a flock of birds who rain down an ocean of crap, the grear flood of aught 14 and Aqua Mans water hand. Seriously...a water hand.
Where we continue the media blitz leading up to the premiere of The First Five Years with head writer/producer/lead actress Phyllis Jackson!! We talk about the show (co-written and acted in by bearded one Evan), then we get into office small talk, theatre horror stories, dream roles, Full House, the terror that is meeting Lil Bub and the horror that is..... HORSES IN GENERAL!!!! Plus so much more.
Where we recap Complete Works (abridged) and realize during the course that Bearded One Evan might be the most profitable actor in town ! Then we dig on creepy stories of creepy men in creepy bars which segues into a new motivation for the former killing machine, marvel cards, drones and so much more!!!
Where we recount the awesomeness of Monster-con!!!! Then we invent an award show just for people who dress up as monsters in movies (Enough Andy, enough!!!), find out the David Prowse never quite gave up on being the voice of Vadar, hear a trailer for the worst action movie ever, go over the creepiness that is BABY TALK, and then get an inside look into a Robin Thicke recording session. Get over it man, it's time.
Jul 20th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we return to the two dude format and get into it strong with tales of Dickish waiters doin too many hack dickish insults, a roast, a window into a princesses world, real life debbie downers, The Creepy shower head guy (and a shout out to Love in the Morning-sup Bill and Derbra!), two on the most awful movies ever made, one of them you haven't heard of...one of the is Troll 2, back to our gutterall reviews, then we close with a frank discussion of how some song lyrics sound fine until you turn the music off.
Jul 4th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we dig in deep with improviser/comedian Ben Burris on his improv and stand up comedy history, which we constantly interrupt with stories about movie spoiling robots, hermit crab directors, Tennesee Williams and his "What the f*ck" inspirations, Alaska, Insomnia, Inception, and among so many other things we finish with what can either be considered the horror to end all horrors or the greatest prank ever played...ever... Penn and Tellers Desert Bus video game. Yeah....it's real.
Where we continue the cavalcade of comics with an honest to god headliner, James Sibley. We talk the mechanics of stand up, which include; Pissing in bushes, car hood cannabis, old man tricksters, how to deal with hecklers, improv, and a really sincere conversation about how much theatre in the area matters and was a spring board to where he is today. Then im pretty sure one of us says something dirty or makes a poop joke. We may not have, but sincerity scares us.
Where we get deep into stand up with a round table discussion featuring The Bearded Ones and very special guests Jenn Snyder and Wayne Cousins... who hold the award for traveling the farthest just to be on our pod!!! (and because they already had shows scheduled in Greenville that night) We get into their secret origins(no dancing please), nightmare gigs, heckler handling, and all things stand up. Then we talk about cat f*cking. Yep, you heard us.