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Where we start off with a 24 hour/stand up recap, then learn one of us has a new badass ride(by badass we mean mid-life crisis), then we discuss why certain pets suck, how the NFL are cheapskates, the pleasure (both cerebral and carnal) of OMAHA, serial killers as pitch men, personal hells, what Jacob Marley does in his spare time and even get a short visit from an old friend.


P.S. Thanks WOFFORD JONES!!!

P.S.S- We'll kick you threw the goal post like the ole pigskin if you let kids listen to this!!
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Where we start off talking about how christmas comes but once a year, seque into Elves taking care of a "problem", then we get into how Donald Duck may be a cannibal, insensitively named ailments, the weirdest christmas albums of all time, weird news and ants that really dig METAL!!!!!!.... literally.


P.S. Thanks again WOFFORD JONES!!!

P.S.S.-kids, we will bury you in molten metal if you listen. 
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Where we start off with yet another waffle house story that leads to stories of brushes with ladies of the night, then we dig on Hobo businesses, unique TV pilots and we play agents pitching the best damned TV show you've ever heard of(sorry for the weird audio in this section. Then we close with tales of the weather man who knew too much.


P.S.-Thanks WOFFORD JONES!!!

P.S.S-Hey kids…. ear muffs


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Where we chart new territory with the best crossover since the days of Marvel/DC Avengers/Justice league (where noone wants to be the Justice League) by doing a half and half(not a donkey punch….although we came close) of The Bearded Ones/MBSING crossover with the Mary Beth Smith. We start the bearded ones half with talk of living in the wild(though you know f*ck all abt living outdoors ya wanker) then we get into uncomfortable improv moments and Turkey danger among other things, then we start the MBSING half and Mary Beth takes there wheel and we get into a pretty sincere conversation about improv and what it means to us. Don't worry, we break the sincerity with a lot of fart and poop comments(not really). PODCASTERS UNITE!!!!


P.S.-Thanks WOFFORD JONES for the edit assist.

P.S.S.-Kids….. really? go to bed.

P.S.S.S-Check out MBSING on pod bean.
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Where one of us retails the other with a weird tale of a stranger, Bill Murray and an alley, then we dig on Dark City and screaming thespians, TV spin offs, cereal kids and how they're douchebags, play the google search game, celebrate Ketchup communion, Toy Yodas and the lies they propagate, cops confounded by filthy names, realize how Fineas and Ferb are way more pretentious that we ever thought possible and get into how a man isn't really a man til he soothes you with his silky sounds.


P.S. Thanks again WOFFORD JONES!!!

P.S.S-hey kids, don't listen to this and stop being dicks to mythological creatures.
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Where we finally awkwardly work batman and bigfoot into the same episode, but first, we get into Jasons paranormal experience (Hallow-vember lives)! Then we talk about ghosts….. oooohhhhhh…..well, not particularly scary, more schlubby….. when we are interrupted by night of the lepus! Once we recover, we continue with the talent show to end all talent shows, exerts from the best convict-toons around, our opinion on Batfleck!, and we learn that sometimes a badass isn't born, he stumbles accidentally upon it, and isn't really a badass at all. 


P.s.-Thanks again wofford jones!

P.s.s-Kids…. surely you have something better to do….. 
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Where with the help of some very special guests, we have our big Halloween '13 send off with true skeery stories courtesy of WOFFORD JONES!! and the legendary Shane Willimon(if by legendary you mean ….. weird), then we dig on the worst toys ever made, Dr Squatch and haunted trails featuring a Freddy that cares less about haunting your dreams and killing you and more about getting those god-damn teenagers off his lawn.


P.s. Thanks WOFFORD JONES!! for the edit assist

P.s.s-kids, if you listen, you gonna get stapled


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Where with the help of some very special guests, we have our big Halloween '13 send off with true skeery stories courtesy of WOFFORD JONES!! and the legendary Shane Willimon(if by legendary you mean ….. weird), then we dig on the worst toys ever made, Dr Squatch and haunted trails featuring a Freddy that cares less about haunting your dreams and killing you and more about getting those god-damn teenagers off his lawn.


P.s. Thanks WOFFORD JONES!! for the edit assist

P.s.s-kids, if you listen, you gonna get stapled


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Where we start with creepy talk of stupid hunters telling BS stories, then we seque into terrifying tales of middle aged women (even cute ones), ruminate on Return of the Living Dead (hi beverly!), then we get into real life tragedies…. or minor inconveniences….. terrifying tales of children's hosts gone bad, how your family loves you, but loves your stuff more, and then finish with the legend that is…. the shortest lived and most polite metal(not really) band ever!!!!!!!!!!! MMWWAAA HHAAA HHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!



P.S. Thanks a-hole Wofford Jones!!!

P.S.S.-though not mentioned in this episode, pls pls pls check out our good friend Mary Beth Smiths podcast MBSING on pod bean. It rocks. She rocks. We all rock. Podcasters unite!!!

P.S.S.S-though not previously mentioned, don't let your little a-holes listen to this. skeery.
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Where with the help special guest Jason Bryant we get down on Frankensteins podcast, the ins and outs of bouncing, how anyone can pull off JLo 's look, the perils of local celebrity, how bullys just need their asses busted, more theatre disasters, how google hates chicks, and end with skeery movies and fake cats that hate you. Skeery.  


P.S. Kids need not apply

P.S.S You the man editor Todd!!!

P.S.S.S I have always depended on the kindness of Kryptonians
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