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Where we start off on somber tone as Jason has had it. The election cycle has gotten to him. And he's down because he enjoyed Ghostbusters 2016, but maybe he shouldn't have. Then we realize that sometimes all you need to cheer you up is a little cock magic!

 
Then Evan decides it's finally time to go in depth about the ramifications of "Jesse's Girl". We talk about a recent local apartment advertisement controversy, Jason's runs into a bunch of young "Goers"..as in the Poke'-kind, then we talk about hot teachers and the not-so-hot-teachers that still deserve representation in some form! After that Jason wanted to play a game called "Kevin and Jesse" where Jesse Ventura and Kevin from "The Office" are in odd situations! It's ridiculous and they love it. They hope you do too.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, that thing I said about Hillary and The Donald making out will come true...ew..just, just ew.
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Where we start with a sigh... we lost it all....then we mock Rudy for a lil while. After that, Jason being inspired by the Toxic Avenger cartoon, we get into the concept of "What if other grizzly movies had their own kids shows counterparts?" "Seven: The Animated Series?" 

 
After that, we talk about how your dog loves you, but would totally eat your dick. Then Evan makes us feel better by reading a review of one of his audible books. We hear about what Rush thinks of Pokemon Go, we find out what happened to the McDonald's characters and then we close out with another session of Impression Babies!!!!
 
P.S. - Kids, if you listen you better watch your dog out the corner of your eye if you ever get your dick cut off. Just sayin'.
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Where we start with our July 4ths AND a recap of the improv show we hadn't done yet at the time this was recorded (But we have now and yep, pretty much the way it went). THEN we get into Jason Pierre Pauls hand leading to unorthodox NFL practice methods, Faces of Death, Wrestling and a verbal show-down between crowd favorites Long Sid and Lighting War Bringer!!! Then we take a Do You Know It Quiz about the new Star Trek trailer and we close with an in-depth look at the movie Lucy.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Long Sid and Lightning War Bringer will spew non-sequiters at you.
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Where we start with conceding... yeah we lost...sigh.... (Congrats to Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social BTW!)... Then we talk about how a mispronunciation led to a whole new show... that you shouldn't EVER listen to. Then we actually interview Creepy Bane, well for a little while anyway, and we see a cute video of a goat.. possibly about to be murdered. After that Jason whips out yet another old notebook full o gold and we go through his kid names, his insult (which leads to a quick recasting of American Pie with Star Wars Characters), his brilliant idea for the best car movie since Maximum Overdrive AND we talk about weird tv/movie time hops and even get to see how Vinnie Jones was convinced to play Juggernaut!!!

The Goat Video is here

P.S. -Kids, if you listen, we'll show what that guys has that knife for.
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Where we propose a "Ferris Bueller"/"Friday the 13th" Crossover, Oh...Yeah.... then we get into Jason's comedy road trip to "The 2nd Best Comedy Fest" in Richmond VA, and how our Bearded Ones Brackets can really pass the time! Then Evan saves a forest, by being a total douche.

 
We then meet Fiscally Responsible Batman, The CVS pharma-comic returns, and Evan goes from being a douche that saves a forest to well...just an a-hole...again.
 
And finally we play a NEW GAME where famous dirty movie quotes get a lil sillier, and Jason has to guess the movie. We go on a Ronald Reagan tangent (who doesn't) and we close with a look at embarrassing E3 moments.
  
Check out the E3 moments here!!

P.S. - Kids, if you listen, Ferris Bueller will fourth-wall-break at you.
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Where we start with the last reminder about being nominated for anything (Best of the Upstate), then we catch up with a soberer Orson Welles, then we go on a bit of a Star Trek side...Trek... and we visit with Stuart Deep Space Nine once again!!!

 
After that, Jason brings a NEW QUIZ to the table about celebrity death!! While playing this quiz we get to hear the strangest action one-liners ever from "Showdown in Little Tokyo".
 
Then Evan regales us with tales of forced happiness at the DMV and Jason and Evan argue about whether a Japanese wine bath would really get you drunk. 
 
We close with a tale of middle management gone crazy...and that middle manager was once Scarface!
You can vote in Best of the Upstate, through the 19th, here!!

P.S. - Kids, you got one day left to vote!
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Where we start by going over the fact that not only are we nominated for BEST COMEDY PODCAST in The peoples choice Podcast Awards, but both Jason AND Evan are nominated in the Best of the Upstate for BEST LOCAL ACTOR!! So we discuss the possibility of not winning anything.....

 
Then we talk about rescue dogs being gore obsessed a-holes. Then we talk about friend of the show Jason Farr's new podcast "There it is"!!! (Catch Thereitis!) And Jason and Evan play a name game, talk about the true subtext of Mary Poppins, scare the sh*t out of drunk Orson Welles and play another round of:
 Superbeasts!!
 
P.S. - When this episode comes out, it will be the last day of voting for the Peoples Choice Podcast Awards!! Vote for us in Comedy and "Teddy and the Bassman" in mature here

Voter for either Jason or Evan in Best of the Upstate here

Listen to "There it is" here

and watch the Orson Welles wine commercial video here
P.S.S-Kids..vote goddammit!
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Where we start with Jason's tales from the pool! And he learns that there's a fine line between a kid being a splashy dick and drowning.

 
Then we get into how apparently most Texans are gay, (hooray!!!), which leads us into a scene about a homophobe in the Star Wars Cantina.
Then Jason reads one of his old notebooks and regales us with his awesome ideas like:

- An "American Gladiators" style show..but with horses.
- A really awesome (patronizing) comedy..uh no wait...drama....no wait..gritty gangster movie...oh f*ck it, it's about losing your thumbs.
- And a new Comic Book idea about a guy with the worst power ever!
 
THEN we have a NEW BRACKET!! This time we ask the question:
"Which Comic Book Supervillian Would Make the Best Reality Talent Show Judge?"
 
Vote for us in comedy and Teddy and the Bassman in mature in the podcast awards here

AND in the Best of the Upstate (voting starts Monday june 6th) Here

P.S  -Kids, don't listen, but vote like hell!!!
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Where we start with a HUGE announcement  and a HUGE thank you to everyone that helped us become nominees for Best Comedy Podcast in The Peoples Choice Podcast Awards!!! Voting starts today!!! THEN we get into a lil game we like to call Podcast or Porn Title. Then we talk about Mike Webb and his naughty tabs, your future (trust me, if this is your future, go back in time and kill yourself), then Jason pitches some Star Trek:Deep Space Nine episodes and we realize it really was just a Spinx in space. 

Then we play The Movie Musical Game (Ahnold edition) AND a lil game we like to call Torture Quiz (it gets dirty...literally(

Vote for us and Teddy and the Bassman once a day here

P.S.-Kids, don't listen, but Goddammit you better vote once a day!!!
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Where we start with talk of Jason's underwear (ladies) and how they change your day. Then we hear about feline stupidity and how awesome "Tremors" and "Critters" were. Then we get into the terror that is the Bobbit Fish and how the ocean sucks. And Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME to the table...RECAST IT! Where Evan randomly selects two movies, and must recast one with the actors of the other!

Then Evan talks to Timberwolf author and Bearded fan Tom Julian!!!
P.S. - Kids if you listen...Goddamn Bobbit Fish!!!
Check out Timberwolf here:

and the Bobbit fish video here:
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