Sep 17th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with Jason FINALLY coming out...as a geek!! Then, we get into Star Trek and JEAN Luc..or is it Jean LUC? Then we talk Supergirl and her expendable friend, the worst version of Harley Quinn so far, we play a quick round of Recast It (don't get hot and flustered) and Evan takes us through some awful shows that are real, and some of the same quality that aren't...yet..... AND Evan yet again proves he just shouldn't talk to anyone ever. Then we close with Sam Jackson in...Cash N' Cake!!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Evan will be the Dr Doom of your life....
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Sep 11th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a celebration of the life of our friend, Jason Bryant...you will be missed sir..sincerly.
THEN we talk Evans bald spot vanity, Evans mirror girlfriend, the Greenville clowns and how if a clown shows up at your door to take your kids, he's probably legit. Then we play another round of Is It Stalking and speaking of stalking, we read the lyrics from a Conway Twitty song and realize that we all see the want to in your eyes.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen..... we got a whole army of clowns itchin to take you to camp.... just sayin.
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Sep 4th, 2016 by beardedone
It's Labor Day, so we decided to take a little break and present another Best Of! This week we bring you some of our favorite past conversations on all things Nerd Culture.
01 - (Ep: 137) – Stephen Hawking Gets Pranked
02 - (Ep: 138) – Sexy Nerd Quiz
03 - (Ep: 156) – Worf the Killer Crab
04 - (Ep: 162) – Superbeast: Storm vs Green Lantern-Crocodile
05 - (Ep: 168) – Jabba the Hutt was a Pariah
06 - (Ep: 169) – Drug Dealer Bracket: Walter White is Hot (featuring Carissa Southerland)
07 - (Ep: 170) – "Saving Private Jabba"
08 - (Ep: 170) – Superbeast: Hawkeye vs Riddler-Honey Badger
09 - (Ep: 174) – "Hi, I'm Stuart Deep-Space-Nine."
10 - (Ep: 177) – "Turn Off The Safety Protocol!"
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Aug 28th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we announce a new contest for our upcoming 200th episode... Send us your best Jason/Evan impressions!!! THEN we talk about Doomed, the new documentary about The Fantastic Four OG movie, and how we're important now. Then we meet a Star Trek "expert" and hear about Jasons trip to Atlanta and Evans trip to Washington DC. Then we listen to some more drunk clips and Jason brings a new game to the table where we identify slowed down scientists! AND if that isnt enough, we talk Kid Scarface!!!
THEN we close this HUGE episode with and interview with DOOMED Director Marty Langford who talks Roger Cormans ill-fated Fantastic Four live action movie!!!
P.S-Kids, listen to the second half at least!
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Aug 21st, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a BANG..as in Jason bombing at a roast, then we stay current with talk about Honey Boo-Boo, we discover Zodiac chose his name for a real good reason... we play a game where we try to keep it clean...and we actually do!!! Then we discuss deciphering lady looks and how to start conversations with women in public places, we watch a video about a pretty lady robot..who wants to kill you, we visit a couple on an island all their own, and we close with Kenny Baker talk (please dont take it too seriously, we luvs ya Kenny), and discover the best kind of Star Trek reboot.
P.S. Kids- if you listen, your thanksgiving will be all butter turkeys.
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Aug 14th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a very nice message from author/friend of the show Tom Julian, then we get into Jason's feelings about "Suicide Squad". We talk about Killer Croc and how just a bit of lotion would have changed everything for him.
Evan has his first senior moment. "9-1-1 is a joke..." to nobody!
We both realize that we have not tired of a good ole crotch joke. And we play a new edition of SQUAD, we realize that "Who's The Boss" could have been very different if Tony would have just used more sex talk when he taught the kids.
Evan notices some off things about "Wrath of Khan", and we run into a ghost....who is not particularly good at it.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Tony Danza will give you life advice.....you don't want that....
Aug 6th, 2016 by beardedone
Where Jason starts with a chilling tale about a robbery gone unnoticed... by him...the WA-HO folks were all over it though. That conversation leads us to a revelation about Popeye...mainly he is sick and he sucks.
THEN we get into employees going WAY too far to kiss up and paying for it, we meet Creepy McBain, Evan reviews the film, "Mr Nobody" (2009), and we discover that a lot of Tom Hanks movies could be interconnected if you go with the simple premise that the man is f*cked up... speaking of f*cked up, human tattoo'ed skin...on your wall!!!!!
After that we discuss Billy Domineau's Seinfeld's 9/11 script, and realize that there aren't any impressions we can't do... wait, there may be an " 't" that shouldn't be there.... Evan learns about history and only cares about who was gettin' some, and Jason gifts us with yet another old journal, this one documenting of his first "stand up bit". It's about something that terrifies him. You don't wanna miss this....
P.S - Kids, if you listen, Jason will tell you a joke that will scare the sh*t out of you.
Jul 30th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with talk of the show Stranger Things (Spoiler talk mostly over at the 13 minute mark, then we talk about what future seasons could entail with some minor spoilers). After that we get into Evans embarassing least metal moment ever!!! While discussing this, we introduce a new hero... The Onion...then we get a glimpse into how Evan makes everything dirty.
Then Jason brings a news report to the table about ... well, just some a-holes. Some really,really hateable a-holes. Then we close with a new game...
Porn or Presidential!!!!!
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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your new parents will care if a toy squirts water at them.
Jul 24th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start off on somber tone as Jason has had it. The election cycle has gotten to him. And he's down because he enjoyed Ghostbusters 2016, but maybe he shouldn't have. Then we realize that sometimes all you need to cheer you up is a little cock magic!
Then Evan decides it's finally time to go in depth about the ramifications of "Jesse's Girl". We talk about a recent local apartment advertisement controversy, Jason's runs into a bunch of young "Goers"..as in the Poke'-kind, then we talk about hot teachers and the not-so-hot-teachers that still deserve representation in some form! After that Jason wanted to play a game called "Kevin and Jesse" where Jesse Ventura and Kevin from "The Office" are in odd situations! It's ridiculous and they love it. They hope you do too.
P.S. - Kids, if you listen, that thing I said about Hillary and The Donald making out will come true...ew..just, just ew.
Jul 16th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with a sigh... we lost it all....then we mock Rudy for a lil while. After that, Jason being inspired by the Toxic Avenger cartoon, we get into the concept of "What if other grizzly movies had their own kids shows counterparts?" "Seven: The Animated Series?"
After that, we talk about how your dog loves you, but would totally eat your dick. Then Evan makes us feel better by reading a review of one of his audible books. We hear about what Rush thinks of Pokemon Go, we find out what happened to the McDonald's characters and then we close out with another session of Impression Babies!!!!
P.S. - Kids, if you listen you better watch your dog out the corner of your eye if you ever get your dick cut off. Just sayin'.