Where we recount the awesomeness of Monster-con!!!! Then we invent an award show just for people who dress up as monsters in movies (Enough Andy, enough!!!), find out the David Prowse never quite gave up on being the voice of Vadar, hear a trailer for the worst action movie ever, go over the creepiness that is BABY TALK, and then get an inside look into a Robin Thicke recording session. Get over it man, it's time.
Jul 20th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we return to the two dude format and get into it strong with tales of Dickish waiters doin too many hack dickish insults, a roast, a window into a princesses world, real life debbie downers, The Creepy shower head guy (and a shout out to Love in the Morning-sup Bill and Derbra!), two on the most awful movies ever made, one of them you haven't heard of...one of the is Troll 2, back to our gutterall reviews, then we close with a frank discussion of how some song lyrics sound fine until you turn the music off.
Jul 4th, 2014 by beardedone
Where we dig in deep with improviser/comedian Ben Burris on his improv and stand up comedy history, which we constantly interrupt with stories about movie spoiling robots, hermit crab directors, Tennesee Williams and his "What the f*ck" inspirations, Alaska, Insomnia, Inception, and among so many other things we finish with what can either be considered the horror to end all horrors or the greatest prank ever played...ever... Penn and Tellers Desert Bus video game. Yeah....it's real.
Where we continue the cavalcade of comics with an honest to god headliner, James Sibley. We talk the mechanics of stand up, which include; Pissing in bushes, car hood cannabis, old man tricksters, how to deal with hecklers, improv, and a really sincere conversation about how much theatre in the area matters and was a spring board to where he is today. Then im pretty sure one of us says something dirty or makes a poop joke. We may not have, but sincerity scares us.
Where we get deep into stand up with a round table discussion featuring The Bearded Ones and very special guests Jenn Snyder and Wayne Cousins... who hold the award for traveling the farthest just to be on our pod!!! (and because they already had shows scheduled in Greenville that night) We get into their secret origins(no dancing please), nightmare gigs, heckler handling, and all things stand up. Then we talk about cat f*cking. Yep, you heard us.
Where with missing Bearded One Jason...uh...missing... we welcome the charming, talented, stunning, intelligent...Dame Judy Dench...but it turns out she's a racist, so we get Debra Capps instead. THEN we talk about Queen adult entertainment, workin in radio...whoo aaaoohhhh, stage kissing, real kissing, real bad kissing, awkward come ons ( and bearded one Evan didn't say a single one!) favorite non-cursing insults (now with cursing), movie villains, chuck manson replacing Craig Ferguson, the evil that is The Tooth Fairy, what your dating age is...WILD FIRE!!! Plus so much more.
Where we start by learning Bearded One Jason is a real bummer except for the first five minutes of every new year, then we get into dance snubbing, a vet that just can't let go(and seems pretty unharmed til he gets to certain words), the best, worst and spanish of Nightmare on Elm Street,then we start our own pretty straightforward movie review show, then we discuss how you should just let old folks do what old folks wanna do, How we love our country, until our country moves in next door, and we close with THE voice for monsters in the movies, plus so much more!
Jun 1st, 2014 by beardedone
Where we jump in with big news from Stitcher!! Then we get into infomercials, zombie cats, Ultimate Warrior( not the wrestler, unless he's a part of the mongol horde), how one of us is so bad at job interviews he won't even participate in a sketch about one, pranks/non-pranks, how to really mess up that good flirt you were working on, the white bubba gump and he that is who noone else can be, he who is everything and nothing, he who is the reason for the reason and he who gets a little too adamant about cutting off a certain body part to make a point... He that is Petey Pablo.
Where the return of missing Bearded One Jason Underwood brings tales of spooky, sunshiny houses, which segues into spooky, even scarier talk show hosts(how you durn), misogynist archeologists, surnames and what they REALLY mean, then we get into the section where Evan repeatedly tries to tell the awesome tale of the GREENVILLE COMIC-CON and Jason just won't let him do it(maybe he shouldn't have come back), but he does bring up the Squatch again, Fatzilla (thanks Amanda Fryer) and state fossils while we finish with the horror that is BLOODERFLIES!!! Plus so, so much more.
May 14th, 2014 by beardedone
Where once again Bearded One Jason is absent and who can fill his shoes? It takes two baby!!! The lovely Juanita (Juan-ita) and her lovely husband Daryl fill in and we get to the good stuff right away: Baby poop. Then parent pride, bad dates, good dates, dates that you didn;t know were dates (but should have...c'mon), engagements, Top 5s, The SHAT-ner, Will Smith and how he should just be himself...even when he's playing someone else, more theatre nightmares and so, so much more. Suuuuppppp.