Aug 11th, 2018 by beardedone
Where we start off hot...BODY HOT...that is.... THEN,we get into Patrick Stewart's glorious return to Trek, and continue with Jason basically roasting himself from a roast. THEN, we talk friend of the show, Alex Essoe and her amazing new gig as Wendy Torrence!!!! After that we discuss the beauty that is our new liason to Russia.... and they better watch out because if they get out of line, then Steven Segall will...nothing, absolutly nothing. They have nothing to fear from anything we do. After that we talk horrifying ice cream flavors and how you can be a little too cute when punning 'bout the end of the world. After that we talk about how a possibly mythological ape-man might not be real..but he is real sexy. And finally we close with...The Google Movie Translate Game!!!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will make Dolph Lundgren a liason to Saudi Arabia.
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Aug 4th, 2018 by beardedone
Where we start with another really...really...really...omg...so....so...fun list of more games Jason has created for the 300th episode. SIGH. Then, Evan talks his first professional massage...and then we talk what would happen if he completly misread the signals...pew pew! Then we mock Jason a little for feeling the need to constantly clarify. After that, Jason shows Evan some old school Star Wars comics where they try to reinterpret the movies, which leads them to play a new game where we try to predict more Star Wars film ideas. After that, we play a new version of the Match Game...don't SNATCH.... our idea! And finally we close with a frank discussion on lonely Alfred Molinas contribution to overall lonely guys... quiet wife and another round of the wildly popular...Would You F*ck It!!!!
P.S.- Kids, if you listen, Jason will share some ideas with you.......
Check out the sexbot video here
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Check out the Licensed Massuese Evan talks about here
Jul 28th, 2018 by beardedone
Where we start with protest...from a cat....little sh*thead....THEN we get into the "Aquaman" and "Shazam" trailers from SDCC18. After that, we discover a side of Jason we didn't know he had...or at least didn't want to see..... and then we talk more superhero stuff with an actor getting a dream role in a superhero movie...well..maybe more of a nap role. After that, we play a couple of games Jason found, one where we recast movies with Muppets except one human stays, and another where we talk fave and least fave films of particular actors. As if that weren't enough movie talk, we delve into George Lucas' ideas for what was going to be his next Star Wars trilogy, and we close with The "What If...?!" Comicbook Game and one more little "Beauty and the Beast" nugget.
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P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Russell Crow will "Scary Synthesize" you.
Jul 21st, 2018 by beardedone
Where we start with the acceptance that noone is sending us anything for the 300th ep (:() . THEN we continue with the acceptance that apparently, according to DC...everything needs to be dark....by talking about the Titans trailer. After that, we watch what we think is the trailer for Aquaman..if Aquaman is aqua-depressed.... then we hear a preview of the newest season of The Lucky Ten Thousand,which leads to discussion of John Krasinkis recent visit to our little town. After that, Jason plays a meme game with Evan and we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, John Krasinski won't be cool to you.
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Jul 14th, 2018 by beardedone
Where we unpack a recent family tragedy by finding the humor. We talk about Evan's father and what a funny, wonderful guy he was. After that, we have included a few of our favorite moments from the past few months. This is a slightly different episode for us, but we sincerly hope you enjoy it. RIP Dad.
Clips from the best of portion are from the following episodes in order:
1. (Ep 271/272) "It's All The Time Buddy" & "It's Consistent Chum" [1:03:00 Minute Mark]
2. (Ep 227) "WHAT IF...Superman Landed on the Sun?" - From the "WHAT IF?! Comicbook Game." [1:15:28]
3. (Ep 262) "Leave Fredy Clagger Alone" - From "Google Translate A Movie Plot" Game. [1:21:15]
Jul 9th, 2018 by beardedone
This week we talk about how what if radio rock jokes had to work at NPR. Then we get into how easy it is to feel emasculated at the lake or pool. Evan has some "Bachelorette" updates about Jordan & Chicken Guy's double date. We discover the most "cocky" debate method ever. "Before we go any further, you have to talk to my 'representative'."
Evan get's a harsh audio book review. Then Jason brings back an old game, "SUPER BEAST!: JURASSIC PARK EDITION!"
We watch the SCARIEST HIPPO video. We unsucessfully try have an honorable conversation about the passing of Coco. (So sorry Coco.) We play a NEW GAME "Gary Busey-ism Game", where we make up our own. And we close out discussing where Bill Clinton got his inspiration for he and James Patterson's new novel "The President is Missing".
Watch the Hippo Video HERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08
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P.S. - Kids if you listen, you might get attacked by a Hippo.
Jun 30th, 2018 by beardedone
Where, since Jason is off this week, we have special friend of the show Carter Allen! He tried to help us scare Jason and Todd last halloween and since that audio didn't work out, we thought we'd give him another shot! We talk about his recent role as Lumiere in "Beauty and the Beast", we talk theatre mishaps and we play games! We start with "The Google Translate Game", talk movies, then onto "The Steven Seagal Game", then talk The Bachelorette...then we close with a new bracket.. this time we ask the question; "Which Disney Heroine Would Make The Best Bachelorette!?"
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AND of course, it's time once again for The People's Choice Podcast Awards! Please go to the site here and vote for us to be NOMINATED!!!!
PS Kids...if you listen, then you'd better nominate us for the podcast awards....a-holes!!!
Jun 23rd, 2018 by beardedone
Where we start with a NEW game about swappin' Dads!!!! (It's not as weird as it sounds.) .THEN we talk more "Beauty and The Beast", this time, what people's names have to do with what they change into. After that, we talk more Bachelorrette and the beauty that is Jordan. Then we watch a news reporter fail in the best way. After that Evan gives Jason a GERMAN GEEK QUIZ and we close out with a little more dad-swappin... still sounds icky.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jordan will want to tell you all his innermost thoughts...and then freak out cuz he's in the dark.
See the awkward News Reporter moment here
Jun 17th, 2018 by beardedone
Where we start with a short recap of Jason's "Matlock Roast" and Evan tries to out-roast the roasters! After that, we talk The Bachelorrette (Squee!), Evan helps a friend get some "Web Redemption" of sorts against a weird Tinder message she received. We hear Jason's.....sorry Ben Matlock's roast jokes, we revisit our friend Church Singer, and Jason introduces us to a gay man....or at least at some point in his life he was gay.... he must have been...his wing wang was calling....
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your Grandfather with be Coach Dubenmire.
Listen to James Canupp's "Looking for a City" video HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6WAcdY4yrU
Watch Coach Dave Daubenmire's "Masturbation is Homosexual" video HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTFVTKOlybA
Jun 9th, 2018 by beardedone
Where we start with an update from last week...a really sh*tty update...get it? GET IT? THEN that brings us into another kind of sh*t..that of the singing variety. Which leads to a man and his dormmate. THEN after that, we try some veggie bars... actually pretty sure it's regurgitated dog-food bars. After that, we hear a circus ringmaster who really has mastered the art of not breaking character...EVER, WE MEAN EVER. THEN we close with a bit of a tease, we do one segment of the Steven Segall game....but it's worth it!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will compact feces into bar form for your lunch.
See Church Singer here
