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MWWAAAA HAA HAAA!! IT'S HALOWEEN MONTH! Yes, that's right.. it's time to get into all things creepy as we do another all out October. First we find out Michael Myers could have had a voice...and a pretty good career in hair metal,  THEN we get into all things CHUCKY.... the little guy even makes an appearance! We also create a new horror icon... and like Freddy, he has long things on his fingers... unlike Freddy... they're very fertile. After that we create campfire stories based on random words, Evan tries to compare to Jasons' grizzly sound effects, we play a horror edition of The Google Translate Game.. then another round of Would You Fear It and we close with a twist on The Action Movie One Liner Game where we combine famous horror movie one liners and create something new!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... you will be in a band who only has on riff.... MWWAA HAAAA HAAA!!! 

 

Once again, ty Neil Lee Griffin for the awesome theme song! Check his other stuff out here... https://soundcloud.com/neilleegriffin

We're starting our HALLOWEEN MONTH off with an episode full of our favorite Halloween moments because we want to get us and you into the Halloween mood!

00 - Episode Introduction

01 - (Ep. 194) Future Clown!! [2:35 minute mark]

02 - (Ep. 190) "Baconing" Podcast Game. (Melding horror and non-horror Kevin Bacon movies) [10:20]

03 - (Ep. 224) Is It Stalking? Podcast Game. (With Bryan Buckley & Jason Evans) [21:55]

04 - (Ep. 247) The Wonder Years: Buffalo Bill Edition [26:45]

05 - (Ep. 244) Campfire Story AKA "I'll Wash Up!" [30:05]

06 - (Ep. 262) Finding Your "Inner Bigfoot". [37:45]

07 - (Ep. 262) "You Leave Freddy Klagger Alone!!" [44:00]

08 - (Ep. 108) The Killing Sounds AKA Evan shits on Jason's Horror Movie ideas. [47:25]

09 - (Ep. 294) Would You Fear It? Podcast Game. (Pinhead in Burger King crown with personality of Michael McDonald) [52:35]

10 - (Ep. 314) "Buffalo Bill's Skin Suits" on QVC [59:23]

11 - (E. 267) Dracula's WiFi [1:08:50]

Next week we start out Halloween episodes. If you have something you want us to talk about send them to BeardedOnesPodcast@gmail.com

Happy Halloween!!

00:45 - Intros

02:00 - Evan talks about a weird way to proving trust amongst Civil War Officers. Involves bodily fluids. 

12:30 - Jason talks about an uncomfortable radio caller he heard for Clemson Football's "Tiger Calls" radio show. Dabo is cool, but he's not God.

17:30 - Evan introduces Jason to the trailer for "The Fanatic" movie, starring John Travolta. And WOW! So much WOW!

40:30 - Evan brings another round of "Action Movie One-Liner Mash up GAME!" Where we randomly put together the 1st half and 2nd half of Action Movie One Liners and talk about the kind of movie it could be from. (Ex: "Get off....Bet On Black!!")

54:00 - Jason brings another "BEARDED ONES BRACKET!" This week we ask, "Which of our Original Podcast Characters is our FAVORITE?"

Check out Evan's new Audiobook "The Chine: Her Minder: Book Two" HERE

Watch the trailer for "The Fanatic" HERE

And WATCH Evan's video series "Hoake's Corner" HERE

We start with a review, THEN we get into how wars are won...by waiting...we think?? Then Jason confirms a mistake in "Endgame" that so far we think we are the only people that have noticed.  After that, we talk "The Terror" and about how naming a ship by any other name...might save your frinkin' crew.... Then Jason brings us tales of poorly named restaurants, we talk Waterloo and brist being unflappable, we play "The Movie Swap" game and we close with improvised scenes based on background noise supplied by Tabletop Audio, pls donate..link below!!

P.s.-Kids, if you listen you will just sit outside a town you need to take to end a war and do...nothing...NOTHING!!!!

Check out Tabletop Audio here...https://tabletopaudio.com/

And even though not mentioned, Evans new Audiobook The Chine (Written by Teddy Raye) is out..check it out here.... 

Where we start talking about how Endgame may have been perfect...but it wasn't...also Cap could have been a lot more open with Sam...just sayin'. THEN we find out the gripping back story on C-3PO's red arm, Jason pitches scripts for the new OBi-Wan DISNEY+ TV show, Evan regales with tales of maybe the worst human ever, Jason gets to share a private moment with a DJ in a very public forum, Evan gets some unrequested feedback on something he is selling, we decide to keep it clean and play a round of "Fill The Slot", we hear a passage from Evan's Narrating gig and Teddy and the Bassmans Teddy Rayes' book "Her Minder" through google translate, we hear some of our own Bombs and Flubs...copyright O and A and we hear about a newer 9-11 conspiracy theory that might just have legs...bi hairy ones.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your friends will think witnesses were idiotically taken to Tower 7.

 

Check out "Her Minder: The Doctor" before "Her Minder: The Chine" comes out here 

00:00 - Intros & Evan finally gets a fangirl!! 

10:30 - We talk about our favorite announcement from D23 - 2019, "THE MANDALORIAN". And how we didn't get enough Carl Weathers and how the kids wished there was more Werner Herzog!

24:20 - We discuss the new "KENOBI" show and "What's Obi-Wan been doing all these years on Tatooine?" Mostly peeping on Aunt Beru.

34:20 - Evan talks about cleaning out a rental property that had gone to pot and why squatter Meth Heads would need own a printer? We learn that "METH IS FOR CLOSERS!!" Or maybe their writing a Meth Novel aka "One Long Sentence."

45:10 - Jason talks about the very civil ending of "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark". And that leads to a discussion of Horror Movies with bad endings.

56:30 - Jason brings another podcast game; "HOLIDAY EPISODES GAME: Labor Day Edition" We take shows that don't normally fall in the "Holiday Episode" trope and see what their show might be.

1:11:30 - Evan brings another edition of CUPID'S CORNER!! Horrible dating profiles that Evan's found.

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We're back live!! Thanks for letting us take a week off, but we're excited to be back!

00:00 - Intros. 

06:30 - Evan brings up "The Boys" on Amazon, and how they attempt the impossible "Let me tell you about THIS GUY!!" Trope. Then Jason and Evan attempt to do it, it's hard. 

18:30 - In honor of the new Disney+ "Kenobi" TV show, Jason brings a game where we create NEW "Star Wars" TV shows. (Ex: A Horror show, starring Yoda, taking place before "Phantom Menace".)

40:30 - Evan talks about the Straight Pride Parade, and we act out what one of their meetings might be like. 

50:45 - Jason brings another game, "TWISTED ENDINGS"! Where we add a real movie twist to a movie that didn't have one. (Ex: Toy Story now has the twist of Iron Man 3.)

1:03:00 - Evan brings another version of "THE STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE GAME!" (Victorian Drama Edition) (Ex: This Autumn Steven Seagal stars in, "Sense The Daughters")

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Track Listing!

00 - Introductions

01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)

02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)

03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)

04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)

05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)

06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)

07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)

08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)

09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)

10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)

Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/

Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

Where we start with Evan recounting the awesome night he had at Turbo Wrestling!!! THEN we play another round of The Butler Game,where we see what butlers may have done before they ....um..butled...after that, Evan talks about how creepy and dumb insects are, we realize that you really have to be very careful about where you put ads in an article about a recent tragedy, we do another round of Apocalyptic Improv (improv or comedic scenes and woefully inappropriate times) and Evan talks dreams...or his lack of success in them anyway. 

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you will dream you meet a hero and they couldn't care less.

 

Check out Turbo Wrestling here... https://www.prowrestlingturbo.com/

 

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Where we start with a shout out to two podcasts: Mothers and Muses and The Nerdbliss Podcast! After that, Evan talks about how sometimes...just sometimes...maybe he shares too much...and also can't speak. After that, Jason shares a story of "The Magic" of being held up in line by a douche, Evan talks about alot of work he put in to save..a piece of sh*t, Jason tells a tale about paying 20 bucks for a bad picture, we talk about how sex workers get the worst internet friends ever, we play a round of What If... we talk about what the plumber on The Enterprise must go through, we read an old essay about Jesus where..ya know...at least Jason tried hard and we close with another edition of The Movie Musical Game!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen....AWWAAAYYY WEEE GOOO!!!!

 

Check out Mothers and Muses at https://www.buzzsprout.com/274742?fbclid=IwAR1NgNYug0fH1MrQgbnRlYVMKHK1QZX0mLKyH2dTldaO52KvqIJeVOY5mNI

 

Check out Nerdbliss at http://www.nerdblisspodcast.com/

 

Check out Kaliah Von Graves at https://www.instagram.com/kaliahvongraves/?hl=en

 

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