Aug 17th, 2019 by beardedone
Track Listing!
00 - Introductions
01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)
02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)
03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)
04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)
05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)
06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)
07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)
08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)
09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)
10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)
Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!
https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/
Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!
https://www.podcastawards.com/
Aug 10th, 2019 by beardedone
Where we start with Evan recounting the awesome night he had at Turbo Wrestling!!! THEN we play another round of The Butler Game,where we see what butlers may have done before they ....um..butled...after that, Evan talks about how creepy and dumb insects are, we realize that you really have to be very careful about where you put ads in an article about a recent tragedy, we do another round of Apocalyptic Improv (improv or comedic scenes and woefully inappropriate times) and Evan talks dreams...or his lack of success in them anyway.
P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you will dream you meet a hero and they couldn't care less.
Check out Turbo Wrestling here... https://www.prowrestlingturbo.com/
Aug 3rd, 2019 by beardedone
Where we start with a shout out to two podcasts: Mothers and Muses and The Nerdbliss Podcast! After that, Evan talks about how sometimes...just sometimes...maybe he shares too much...and also can't speak. After that, Jason shares a story of "The Magic" of being held up in line by a douche, Evan talks about alot of work he put in to save..a piece of sh*t, Jason tells a tale about paying 20 bucks for a bad picture, we talk about how sex workers get the worst internet friends ever, we play a round of What If... we talk about what the plumber on The Enterprise must go through, we read an old essay about Jesus where..ya know...at least Jason tried hard and we close with another edition of The Movie Musical Game!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen....AWWAAAYYY WEEE GOOO!!!!
Check out Mothers and Muses at https://www.buzzsprout.com/274742?fbclid=IwAR1NgNYug0fH1MrQgbnRlYVMKHK1QZX0mLKyH2dTldaO52KvqIJeVOY5mNI
Check out Nerdbliss at http://www.nerdblisspodcast.com/
Check out Kaliah Von Graves at https://www.instagram.com/kaliahvongraves/?hl=en
Jul 27th, 2019 by beardedone
Where Evan recaps a night he had watching the fabulous Queens To The Rescue drag show and confirms his selfie game really...really sucks. THEN we talk the new MCU announcements and play a game where we pair Marvel Characters not yet paired into their own shows! After that, Evan talks about how he is so repetitious..... so repetitious and Jason recounts a bad joke from last week. Then we talk the Cats trailer and how its not creepy.... but the show still kinda blows.. we do Google Translate Wrestling Promos and talk classic bad promos, and then we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!!!
Check out Queens to the Rescue at their site here... https://queenstotherescue.com/
Vote for Bearded Ones in Peoples Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and The Lucky Ten Thousand in education here... https://www.podcastawards.com/
and P.S.-Kids, if you listen..Evan will pester you for a selfie and then take the worst one possible.
Jul 20th, 2019 by beardedone
Where we start with how Evan has no idea how to take a selfie..OR he takes the best kind..the sexy kind... THEN we talk that weird old age face app people seem to like for some reason. After that, Evan shares some dating stories and messages from some of his female friends proving that guys.... just..just don't. THEN we play another round of Star Wars Amuse Me..where we take classic park rides and combine them with events in the Star Wars universe, Evan talks about the weirdest and most entertaining (in the bad way) WWE match ever and we close with another Bracket....this time... Which Pop Culture Janitor Would Make the Best "Wolf" Style Cleaner!!
Don't forget the podcast awards voting process is still going on, Vote Bearded Ones in People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education here: https://www.podcastawards.com/
P.s.-Kids, if you listen.... someone will feed you your dog.
Jul 14th, 2019 by beardedone
Where we start with a shout out to friends Melanie and Bruces' podcast Thespis in the Greenroom, link below, then we talk Far From Home prediction results, Evan shares how hard amateur audiobooking can be when you are surrounded by noises, Jason talks about his kayaking contest experience while Evan questions how he is still engaged and we talk the little piece of heaven that no alcoholic can be without..The Guzzle Buddy. After that, Jason talks about the unexpected joy of randomly seeing your work in a contest and the expected joy of bombing a roast joke. THEN, Evan talks about the one thing he didn't like about Stranger Things Season 3, and we close with 1 round of Twisted Endings..where we take a show without a twist and add one (pretty self explanatory).
Voting still going on in those podcast awards... https://www.podcastawards.com/ vote Bearded Ones in People's Choice, Comedy, TVC/Film and Entertainment and The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education.
Check out Thespis in the Greenroom here
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a beloved childhood character will get represented authentically... Rapunzel was a skank.
Jul 7th, 2019 by beardedone
Where we start by asking for help getting nominated in the 2019 People's Choice Podcast Awards!! Go to https://www.podcastawards.com/ to register and nominate The Bearded Ones under People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and if you are feeling extra nice, The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education!! Then we start talking about how Evan may have a killer in his midst...a cute,small,furry one and we talk a lil Ted Bundy..cuz..why not? After that we play a round of The Google Movie Translate Game using patriotic movies this time! THEN we create a commercial for the new dating app Dabod!! After that we play The Movie Trend Game where we use trends in some movies to create sequals to others, we play The Google Translate Music Game Eminem Edition, we talk about a guy who is surprisingly happy working in a place most of us would avoid and we close with a serious subject... Jason's Pizza Box Suicide note.
Check out Andrew Van and his podcast False Start here
and don't forget the podcast awards! Vote here
P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you see the way your cat is looking at you? DO YA????
Jun 29th, 2019 by beardedone
Where we celebrate the birthday of the legend Gary Busey by giving him a celebrity roast featuring Emperor Palpatine, Al Pacino, Tony Danza and Jesse Ventura! Then we make a musical out of his classic film Gingerdeadman, theorize on what conversations between Marvel and Mr Busey would be like if they asked him to be in their movies and feature 3 new Busey Juice Commercials! The man, the myth...The Buse. After that, we invent a dating app for guys with Dadbods, and we close with Spiderman-Far From Home predictions with the help of Sean from fellow Danger Entertainment podcast The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, Thanks guys! Also Ty Andrew Van for submitting roast jokes, check out his podcast, w/a recent episode featuring our own Jason Underwood, False Start, check him out!!
Nominate us under Peoples Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film for the 2019 People's Choice Podcast awards at www.podcastawards.com
Listen to The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast here
Check out The False Start Podcast here
..or any other podcast platforms they are on.
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Gary Busey will kinda sorta refuse a role you offer to him but you aren't really sure what just happened.
Jun 22nd, 2019 by beardedone
Where we start with a shout out to Jennifer Connors new podcast, Divorced Like A Boss... link in description below and then we move on to Dark Phoenix....well..one aspect of Dark Phoenix (mild spoilers) of the hair flippin' kind. After that, Jason talks the Ultimutt Obstacle course he and his fiance put together, Evans weird mouth noises, Jason bombing at a roast and in that we discover Hannibal Lecter has really convoluted plans for very simple (and dirty) things. After that, we continue this jam-packed episode with Supergirl Season 4 talk (some spoilers) and the very different kind of hero Jimmy Olsen could have become... we then play Superhero Counterparts, we talk whether or not dad-bods are sexy (Please say yes..please say yes) and we close with another round of Traveling in style!!
Email us with any comments or confirmation that dad-bods are hot..(please say yes, please say yes) to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com
Check out Divorced Like A Boss here
and finally...PS-Kids, if you listen, you will grow up to become someone that thinks whipping hair is a badass superpower.
Jun 15th, 2019 by beardedone
Where we speak with the lovely and talented Heidi Cox of Stalking Levar fame. We talk about her current project Chasing Fletcher Allen and we talk about a southern gal living in LA and coming back to the south...RAIN!! RAIN!!! Then we play a round of Is It Stalking, a round of Character Assist, talk some Flash on the CW and close with another bracket...this time: Which Classic Sitcom Character Would Make the Best Superhero!!
PS-Kids, if you listen... Cicada will get you.
Check out Heidis' site Dweeb Darlings here
