Where we start with a shout out to Jennifer Connors new podcast, Divorced Like A Boss... link in description below and then we move on to Dark Phoenix....well..one aspect of Dark Phoenix (mild spoilers) of the hair flippin' kind. After that, Jason talks the Ultimutt Obstacle course he and his fiance put together, Evans weird mouth noises, Jason bombing at a roast and in that we discover Hannibal Lecter has really convoluted plans for very simple (and dirty) things. After that, we continue this jam-packed episode with Supergirl Season 4 talk (some spoilers) and the very different kind of hero Jimmy Olsen could have become... we then play Superhero Counterparts, we talk whether or not dad-bods are sexy (Please say yes..please say yes) and we close with another round of Traveling in style!!

Email us with any comments or confirmation that dad-bods are hot..(please say yes, please say yes) to beardedonespodcast@gmail.com

Check out Divorced Like A Boss here

and finally...PS-Kids, if you listen, you will grow up to become someone that thinks whipping hair is a badass superpower. 

Where we speak with the lovely and talented Heidi Cox of Stalking Levar fame. We talk about her current project Chasing Fletcher Allen and we talk about a southern gal living in LA and coming back to the south...RAIN!! RAIN!!! Then we play a round of Is It Stalking, a round of Character Assist, talk some Flash on the CW and close with another bracket...this time: Which Classic Sitcom Character Would Make the Best Superhero!!

PS-Kids, if you listen... Cicada will get you.

Check out Heidis' site Dweeb Darlings here

00:45 - Intros

02:45 - Evan talks about how THE Frank Abagnale Jr. came to his performance of "Catch Me If You Can" at The Greenville Theatre!! And how awesome he was. Then Evan get's a big head as well as phone calls from Hollywood.

15:25 - We play another round of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" Where we swap out details of a movie and see what this new movie it would be? In honor of "Catch Me If You Can" we swap out the 3 occupations Frank Abagnale Jr. chose. (Ex: Instead of Pilot/Doctor/Lawyer what if he picked Plumber/Riverboat Captain/Street Fighter?)

25:45 - Evan talks about how even in his dreams he can't get a break! His fan's don't actually care and he get's ignored by RDJ.

36:00 - Jason brings another round of "Google Translate Game: Metallica Lyrics Edition!" Then at the end he sings the songs as they should sound with these horrible new lyrics.

47:15 - Evan brings the "Steven Seagal Movie Game!: Rom-Com Edition!" Usually we mash up the titles of his action movies to make a new one, but this time old Steven is trying his hand at Romantic Comedy! (Ex: Silver Women Sally)

1:08:00 - ROUND 2 of "MOVIE SWAP: GAME" This time the 3 occupations are NBA Basketball Player/Chimney Sweep/Mike Tyson Impersonator.

1:13:45 - Evan tells a story about how Southern Hospitality can be a little too honest. Evan knows he's bald, you don't have to bring it up Walmart Lady.

1:16:40 - Which reminds Jason of an odd business he saw called "10,000 Knives & 1,000's of Hats!" Just like Peanut Butter and Chocolate!

Sign up for the "Ultimutt Obstacle Course Race" HERE! https://ultimuttrace.com/

thanks for being amazing Mr. Abagnale & listen to Frank Abagnale Jr.'s & Will Johnson's Podcast "The Perfect Scam" HERE: http://perfectscam.aarp.libsynpro.com/

00:00 - Intro

02:10 - Evan talks about his experience watching "Noises Off" and how he's afraid a rogue fart was blamed on him. Plus we talk about other odd theatre experiences.

11:25 - NEW GAME Jason brings a new game called, "Traveling in Style". Inspired by a Star Wars themed cruise, what if we replaced the "Theme" and the "Mode of Transportation" and see what kind of trip would that be? (Example: A 6 Day/7 Night "Lord of the Rings" inspired Helicopter Trip!)

32:30 - Evan points out something weird about Thor in "Avengers: Age of Ultron".

38:50 - NEW GAME Jason brings another new game called, "MacGuffin Prequel Game". Inspired by how they make a WHOLE NEW Prequel movie about the MacGuffin of A New Hope. Why not do that with other movie MacGuffins? (Example: A prequel movie all about the rug from the Big Lebowski!)

59:30 - Evan notices that a lot of the Darths are named after words that start with "IN-"; "INvader", "INsideous", etc. So what are some BRAND NEW Darths based on "IN-" words? 

1:15:00 - WEIRD NEWS! Jason brings a story about a Florida Man who tries to take over a town with his army of turtles!

00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Evan & Jason predict the last episode of "Game of Thrones". Have we kept up with the show? No.

11:40 - Thanks Andrew Van for the shoutout. Check out his podcast "False Start: Fake Sports, Real Shots" Listen to him HERE - http://falsestartpodcast.libsyn.com/

12:30 - QUIZ GAME - Jason challenges Evan this time with Google Translated Metallica lyrics. It's up to Evan to guess the song!

21:45 - PITCH THAT SHOW! GAME - Bob Iger teased us with a 3rd Star Wars tv show, but didn't give any details. Jason and Evan randomly select criteria and based a BRAND NEW DISNEY+ STAR WARS SHOW around it. (Ex: A biographical show starring Admiral Akbar that takes place after "The Last Jedi".)

43:35 - Jason brings some clips! 1st one calls out Evan for not keeping up with the new shit kids like. and 2nd one is the Intro Song to a cop show we came up with last week "CARNIE JUSTICE!"

51:00 - BEARDED ONES BRACKET!! - In honor of the new season of Evan's other podcast The Lucky 10,000, Evan asks me the question, "Which Badass Woman from History would make the BEST Wingman?" 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

00:45 - Intros

03:20 - Jason brings clips from last weeks episode that make us look foolish. 

07:30 - Evan reads one of the weirdest/grossest/boldest Profoundly messages he's ever seen. 

21:00 - Jason brings a BRAND NEW GAME "The Cop Land Game" We replace "Cop" with other occupations and see what would happen. (Ex: "Dentist Land", "CutCo Land", & "Carnie Land")

40:25 - Evan brings a QUIZ! He translated Eminem lyrics from random languages back to English, and it's up to Jason to NAME THE SONG!

51:30 - Jason brings the "Character Actor Lifeline Game". Where we pick which character can help us out of tough situations. (Ex: Which Dennis Hopper character would help keep our kids off drugs? or Which Helena Bonham Carter character would help us get candy quick? or "Which Robert Englund character would help us if we're being chased by dogs?)

1:10:00 - We have more fun with infusing improv teams into apocalyptic movies and tv shows. This week we do Avengers: Endgame!

Hey guys, this episode is packed, enjoy it!

0:43 - INTRO

2:00 - Evan hates the new "PENNYWORTH" prequel show.

6:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #1 (Energy Drink made by Gary Busey; from episode 318)

10:25 - Evan's dream about Jeff Goldbloom.

12:00 - We talk about new "Child's Play" trailer.

16:05 - Remembering Peter Mayhew. Jason & Evan talk about their TOP 5 CHEWBACCA MOMENTS. 

35:45 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #2

37:00 - Evan brings another set of "Creepy Texts from Guys" he found online.

47:20 - We play another round of "THE BUTLER DID IT, AND THEY WERE BADASS." game. Based on "Pennyworth" what if OTHER maids and butlers had a prequel tv show of their younger days. (This round Lurch, Delbert Grady, & Octavia Spencer from "The Help"?)

1:11:10 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #3

1:12:00 - We talk about the "Ash VS Evil Dead" Demon-Baby scene.

1:18:05 - We talk about how "Walking Dead" is so depressing and it needs some fun interjected into it. Like an improv troupe. And then we spend the rest of the episode doing that because it was really fun. (with the help of TableTopAudio.com, use them and donate!)

1:32:35 - "Busey Juice" Commercial #4

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R.I.P. Peter we love and miss you.

SURPRISE!!! Early episode! Almost a week before we normally post..we post a HUGE Avengers Endgame discussion episode. Bang! Yeah..with all this Endgame talk, we just couldn't wait to share this. We talk for almost as long as the movie itself (sorry networks)... we do start with a short incident that has nothing to do with Endgame..then..yeah like two hours plus of Endgame talk. 

SPOILERS START AT 16:00 minutes..YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

P.S.-Kids...i mean.... we do curse..but it's Endgame.

Where because of a dumb audio mistake..we only save a portion of this weeks episode...where we predict what happens before seeing Avengers:Endgame..NO SPOILERS... we hadn't seen it at this point. BUT after the predictions we include some Best Of clips..enjoy.....

Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee Playing with toys-Ep 204

Bugbear-Ep 311

Dark Teen Titans/Depressed Aquaman-Ep 282

Steven Segal..BATMAN-Ep 259

Google Translate Game-Ep 285

Star Trek/Beatle Brackets-Ep 287

P.S.-Kids..if you listen..Evan will record your audio and ignore all the warning signs

Where we start with a PROFOUND regret...which of course... we find humor in. THEN we move on to Jasons' mic mistake at our last show. Somehow..that leads to The Avengers hanging out in a bathroom looking at hunting magazines.... THEN we talk the new Star Wars trailer which leads to a revelation about how you become a shock trooper..and it's not nearly as involved as you think....which also leads to another revelation..Palpatine wasn't that bad of a guy. And he has an ancestry account.... After that, we realize that even though we need bees..they feed on our tears....OUR TEARS....and we close with a game double whammy..The Steven Segal Movie Game and Amuse Me-Star Wars edition!!!!

Watch the Eye Bee Video here

Check out and help with the Ultimutt Mutt Run here!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... ah go ahead and listen...also FB friend request us and get Profoundly!!!