This week Evan talks about how everything in "Master Chef" is a...(COMMERCIAL BREAK!! …"And We're Back!!")…fake out. Jason brings a game guessing about the plots for the new "FACE/OFF" sequel. (EX: Turner & Hooch starring in "HEAD/OFF".) Which leads to our new character "The Begrudging Critic". & Evan brings up a weird moment in "Black Lighting" between Black Lighting and a high school kid, talking about something he really shouldn't be talking about.

00:30 - Intros

01:10 - Evan has a bone to pick with...(COMMERCIAL BREAK!! …"And We're Back!!")…Master Chef.

20:45 - Jason tries to start his "FACE/OFF" game, but we discover "The Begrudging Critic".

30:30 - Jason finally starts his "FACE/OFF" game. (EX: Gary Busey & Andy Griffith in "FACE/OFF BUT SKIN SIDE IN"!!)

56:05 - Evan shares a funny moment where, Black Lightning asks his daughters boyfriend about how well he cleans his..."stuff". 

Jason brings clips he said he would make from the last 2 episodes. Evan gives his thoughts on Netflix's "Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel" documentary. Evan loves "Master Chef" except for one thing. And on the 1 year anniversary of his passing we play another "True/False Quiz" about the book plots of the great CLIVE CUSSLER!!

00:30 - Intros

01:25 - Clips Jason made clips based on previous 2 episodes. "Our Mush Mouth Debate" for ep: 401 & "Combine All the Sound Clips Challenge" for ep: 402. 

10:15 - Our talk on "Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel" Listen to the 1st time we reacted to the "Elevator Video" from the Cecil. HERE!! 

THE BEARDED ONES EP 243: ATTACK OF THE BEARD!!!!!!! (podbean.com)

Also listen to Evan and Carissa talk about it on "The Lucky 10,000 Podcast" HERE!!

THE LUCKY TEN THOUSAND SEASON 3 FINALE: ELISA LAM, SODDER CHILDREN AND THE TAMAM SHUD MYSTERY w/RETURNING SEASON 1 CO-HOST CARISSA! (podbean.com)

39:30 - Evan vents about "Master Chef" 

52:55 - Clive Cussler Book Plot Quiz. Jason reads book plots and Evan has to guess if it's real or if Jason made it up.

We continue celebrating our 10-Year anniversary of the show with talk about the Super Bowl. We talk about the player that got his pinky amputated and maybe other players have done it too. And what did Tom Brady say to Honey Badger that he wouldn't share with us? Was it gross, was it just lame? Then we realize why Coach Andy Reid's facemask was all loose. Chili Dogs.

Then we talk "Wandavision" (thru episode 5 only) And what dumb character will be the one that makes the MCU slip?

And we've played so many amazing sound clips over the years, we put them into a bracket and decide our favorite!!

00:30 - Intros and Happy Birthdays

02:15 - Superbowl Talk. Players cutting things off, Gross and Lame Tom Brady insults, and Coach Andy Reid giving plays while mid Chili Dog.

23:45 - "Wandavision" talk. And what character will make the MCU slip? Paste Pot Pete?

54:40 - BRACKET! We ask "Which Past Sound Clip is our FAVORITE?"

So many clips to trash we split them into two episodes. Todd and Brian are back and we (they) had a ton of fun with more of our Bombs and Flubs from the last 100 episodes. Also this is the 10 year anniversary of "The Bearded Ones" so we went down memory lane a little bit, and talked about some of our...more memorable characters. 

00:30 - Intros and Plugs. Evan's new audiobook is out!! "The Book of Laz" by Chris Iachetta. Buy it HERE!!

The Book of Laz by Chris Iachetta | Audiobook | Audible.com

02:45 - We talk about how the podcast started and our lack of quality audio for a bit. If you want to start from the beginning, we recommend Episode 56 "The Return". Listen HERE!!

THE BEARDED ONES EP 56: THE RETURN (podbean.com)

06:45 - Questions about show.

09:00 - We rank some of our filthy characters from most classy to least classy.

29:30 - Jason brings back Evan's stuttering clip and puts it into film situations. 

39:40 - We play more BOMBS & FLUBS.

Listen to Bombs & Flubs part 1 HERE!!

BEARDED ONES EP 400 - BOMBS & FLUBS: PART 1 (with BRIAN REEDER & TODD JANSSEN) (podbean.com)

We celebrate 400 episodes not with our highlights but with our utter failures. With the help of our great and hilarious friends Todd Janssen and Brian Reeder we go over our Bad Impressions, Joke Fails, the Dumb things we've said, & the Dumb ways we've said them. And we had so much we'll have to finish the rest next week in Part 2.

00:30 - Plug for musician Brandon James (Follow on Twitter @BRANDONHILTON) Listen to their album HERE!!

01:30 - We start with Introductions of Brian and Todd!

05:00 - Jason plays amazing "reaction clips" "...Really?", "...Oh, Wow.", "...Did we?"

14:45 - BAD IMPRESSIONS (PT. 1)

28:30 - JASON'S FLUBS FROM EP: 365 (the last episode we played bombs, with guest Todd Janssen)

34:05 - BAD IMPRESSIONS (PT. 2)

42:10 - JOKE FAILS

1:14:15 - WE'RE DUMB

1:35:15 - WE CAN'T SPEAK GOOD

Listen to previous "Bombs & Flubs" on Episode 365 HERE!!

THE BEARDED ONES Ep 365: A YEAR OF THE BEARDED ONES w/TODD JANSSEN!!!!! (podbean.com)

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Listen to Brandon Hiltons album "Reborn" HERE!!

@BrandonHilton | Linktree

We start with quick talk about the inauguration, and then Evan brings a clip of a PBS News Hour correspondent who lets herself go a little bit. Jason brings funny/weird business names he's seen. Evan shares more "Star Trek: TNG" episode moments; Data, like Worf, forgets all about his young new friend (Hero Worship), and how easy it is to "formulate a plan" in space (Starship Mine). And we close with another round of "MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION".

00:30 - Intros and plugging our 400th episode.

01:45 - Inauguration talk and how some people thought Trump would have an 11th hour come back but....nothing. Also how being president AGES YOU so we wonder what the hell will Biden look like? We figure it out.

18:15 - PBS News Hour video with Judy Woodruff. And she lets herself go a little....

24:40 - Weird Business Names! "Spartanburg Karate: Kicking Kids", "Senior TLC", & "Cowpens: Antiques, Restaurants & Gas".

48:00 - Star Trek Re-watch funny moments. Episode "Hero Worship" & "Starship Mine". "I think they're formulating a plan."

1:02:53 - MOVIE SWAP: CLASSIC WEAPONS EDITION!! We swap Bat'lith (Star Trek) & Leg-Gun (Planet Terror), Phasers (Star Trek & Mjolnir (Thor), Shining Axe & Indy Whip.  

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK: OUR 400th EPISODE!!

Listen to more "Movie Swap" games HERE!!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/category/movie-swap-game/

We start with Evan discovering something about his cat. Then we watch terrorists be surprised that they're not allowed on planes. We combine Mystical Artifacts/Sidekicks/Types of Videogames to create pitches for the NEW "INDIANA JONES" video game announced. Evan is back into NFL football...well cursing...during NFL football. And we close with a true story of Evan's first..."fight".

00:50 - We preview our 400th episode. (It's the opposite of a 'Best Of' we will go over our "bombs/flubs/joke fails")

02:30 - Evan's revelation about his cat Champ. He's needy, he's chill, but he will also JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE.

12:35 - We watch a video of a DC riot guy who was kicked off his flight because he's been put on the no-fly-list and can't possibly understand why. 

34:20 - Jason brings another round of "PITCH THE VIDEOGAME" in honor of the news of a new "Indian Jones" videogame announcement. We combine Mythical Artifacts + Indy Sidekicks + Types of Video Games to create weird/fun game pitches. 

1:06:15 - Evan loves the NFL....cursing on live tv.

1:12:30 - Evan's pathetic "1st Fight" story. 

Stay Tuned for our 400th episode coming up soon!!

Watch Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast videos HERE!!

THE BEARDED ONES PODCAST - YouTube

Listen to more "Pitch The Show" games HERE!!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/category/pitch-that-show-game/

WE'RE BACK!! And stuff has gone to hell. We start by talking about those DBags in DC. Evan is fed up with reactors (until he becomes one #MaxwellTheReactor.) We watch the dumbest (or maybe the most genius) reactor as he watches "Pulp Fiction". We go over our WW84 Predictions Quiz Questions to see who was right. And we close with a BRACKET!! This week Jason got a new car so we ask, "Which Vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

01:30 - We talk about those A-Holes who broke into the capitol, and mock them for 5 minutes.

06:15 - Then we mock reactors. (and at the same time envy them.) We ask 'what if' reactors had a writers room.

26:10 - Evan then becomes a reactor. Maxwell The Reactor, as he watches the "Wandavision" trailer. ("Aww he touched her hair ya'll.")

29:40 - We watch a dummy (or genius) who reacts to "Pulp Fiction", and he is BAFFLINGLY DUMB (OR GENIUS).

53:10 - We go over our "'Wonder Woman 1984' Predictions Quiz" (thanks again Language of Bromance)

1:06:25 - BRACKET!! Jason bought a new car, and it reminded him of "Knight Rider" so he asks, "Which non-car vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

Listen to MORE Bearded Ones Quizzes HERE!!

QUIZZES (podbean.com)

Listen to MORE Bearded Ones Brackets HERE!!

BRACKETS!! (podbean.com)

Listen to "Language of Bromance Podcast" HERE!!

Language of Bromance Podcast

We wanted to make our last episode of 2020 (back Jan. 10th, 2021) a big fun bash!! We have had a ton of amazing guests and contributors this year so we have asked, as many that could, to help us out with this all Christmas Episode.

00:30 - Introductions and Evan doesn't like Christmas.

02:30 - Evan "Google Translated" Christmas Songs!! 

03:30 - "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer". AKA "Rudolph The Red Nosed Killer"

07:30 - "Little Drummer Boy" AKA "Pom-Bam Rom-Rom-Bam!!"

10:40 - "Frosty The Snowman" AKA "Frosty Snow Man!!" by Latreshia Lilly

18:30 - THE KRAMPUS GAME! Where we l asked "What would the "KRAMPUS" be for other Christmas characters?"

31:54 - THE INAPPROPRIATE SANTA CAMEO GAME!! We replace the existing Santa cameo with a weird/odd one. And we got help from our past guests for Santa cameos for "Die Hard" Carissa (Ep: 361), Emily Kelly (Ep: 389), Jason Evans (Ep: 387), Harrison Brookie (Ep: 351), Manus Clancy (Ep: 380, 385).

1:01:30 - Celebrites read "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"  Jason Farr (Ep: 350 Listen to Farr on "There It Is Podcast"), Andrew Van (Ep: 380, 385 Listen to more Andrew on "False Start with Andrew Van"), Joe Johnson (Ep: 348 Follow on Twitter @FillCollinz), Dustin Bays (Ep: 386 Listen to Dustin on "Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild Podcast"), Justina Sparling (Ep: 350)

1:12:30 - ORIGINAL CHARACTER SANTA WISH LISTS plus Nate Oulette as SANTA CLAUS!!

1:22:15 - "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" uninterrupted.

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS guys back right here Sunday JAN. 10th 2021.

This week Jason tricks Evan into believing some FAKE "Star Wars" Disney+ shows. Example "Mothma", "Biggs & Wedge" plus a bunch of others. We talk the good and bad about "Star Trek: Discovery", and we close with a "Wonder Woman 1984" Predictions Quiz, with help from fellow comedy show "Language of Bromance".

00:30 - We get right into the NEW "Star Wars" shows. Jason realizes that he could say ANY SHOW and Evan would believe him. So Jason starts making up shows. 

17:30 - Evan talks "Star Trek: Discovery". The good (Michael Burnham, Season 3, New Aliens, etc) The Bad (the melodrama, the cyborg that nobody cares about, weird explanations, etc)

42:45 - Evan FINALLY catches on that Jason has been lying to his face.

44:40 - "WONDER WOMAN 84 PREDICTION QUIZ!" We also got answers from Richard and Shawn from "Language of Bromance"

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Listen to Richard & Shawn at the "Language of Bromance" HERE!!

Language of Bromance Podcast

We are back! Hope you guys had a great safe Thanksgiving. Evan decided be safe and not only have Thanksgiving alone, but also in the dark without some power. We talk about that, as well as another attempt at online dating. We have an update on the "Virgin Diaries" wedding. Jason asks Evan to make up amusement park rides based on "The Mandalorian". And we close with Evan saying "Picard" should be called "Picard: F**k You Old Man!!" (And keep an eye out for our upcoming CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!)

00:30 - Intros

01:15 - Evan talks about his Thanksgiving in the dark. And his attempt at online dating story.

20:10 - Virgin Diaries UPDATE.

34:45 - "AMUSE ME: MANDALORIAN EDITION" We take classic moments from the show and turn them into amusement park rides. (Ex: Mando Vs Mudhorn as a rollercoaster)

53:50 - Evan's Star Trek Rewatch - "Picard" We discover the deep reason why everyone hates Picard, and it's to bring back universal peace. (Or something that sounds like peace.)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS!! This week we watch a FOR REAL first kiss, talk about things that make William Shatner smile, turn Christmas movies into Thanksgiving movies, Janeway and Paris's salamander babies, and how Dr. Crusher chose a cloud over Jean-Luc Picard.

00:30 - Intros and we explain Evan's audio.

01:40 - Evan brings a video called "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" from Virgin Diaries on TLC.

29:00 - We have fun with a William Shatner clip where he says, "That makes me smile." A lot makes Shatner smile BTW.

31:15 - Jason brings a game where we turn Popular Christmas/Regular movies into Thanksgiving Movies!!

44:50 - Evan talks about the weird "Star Trek Voyager" episode where Janeway and Paris de-evolve and have salamander babies.

49:20 - Evan brings up an episode of "Star Trek TNG" where Dr. Crusher teases Picard then turns around and dates a cloud.

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Watch "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" HERE!!

Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss.Diaries..so, WHO's into it more? HE or SHE?? DUH - YouTube

Watch Alchemy Comedy's NEW SOUTH COMEDY FESTIVAL ONLINE HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

P.S. - Happy Thanksgiving by the way!!

Halloween is over but we are excited with this jam packed episode!! We talk "Star Trek", Alex Trebek's past hosting duties, awful dating profiles, plus more!

00:30 - Introductions, 400th episode preview talk.

01:45 - Election talk: Trump trying to prove fraud. What Trumps using campaign money for? His new yacht: "ReElection".

05:30 - Jason's real story about a creepy guy in a gas station parking lot.

23:45 - STAR TREK OBERVATIONS - Weird William Shatner/Avery Brooks's "Piano Interview".

37:05 - Picard is TOO INTO Tasha Yar. PLUS Picard McConaughey. 

40:05 - Hypocrite Riker can get action, but Diana Troy canNOT.

47:30 - Picard is secretly BATMAN.

54:45 - Charles Barkley is BACK for the 15th year anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg. (Thanks Andrew Van of "False Start: with Andrew Van" podcast)

58:45 - Jason test's Evan! "ALEX TREBEK REAL/FAKE GAMESHOW QUIZ!!" Jason reads game show premise and Evan has to guess if it's real or one Jason made up.

1:13:10 - Evan brings more awful dating profiles in another round of CUPIDS CORNER!!

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Listen to False Start with Andrew Van Podcast HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

Watch "William Shatner interview with Avery Brooks" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

New South Comedy Festival HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

We close Halloween Month 2020 with a Roast of the Babadook, some weird things Evan has noticed about the election, & Evan brings some more weird Star Trek musings.

00:26 - Introductions

02:45 - THE ROAST OF THE BABADOOK!! (Thank you Andrew Van of "False Start with Andrew Van Podcast")

32:00 - Evan tells a funny John Madden Story.

34:30 - Stop asking Republicans and Democrats who will win, they both say the same thing.

40:35 - Star Trek Observations. Miles O'Brian's Wife get's tough, Horrible Episode synopsis, Good Kirk vs Bad Kirk, How Spock/Kirk Fan Fiction started, etc.

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Listen to our NEW ANIMATED clip "Dracula is the WORST Bank Robber!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3j2q8dYn4

Jason couldn't record with Evan this week because of Hurricane Zeta knocking out Evan's internet, but wife Miley saves the day and they play another Bearded Ones Bracket!!

"WHICH HORROR MOVIE QUOTE WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

Watch our NEW You Tube video "Dracula Is the Worst Bank Robber" Animation!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3j2q8dYn4