Jan 22nd, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with discussion of last week AND our revalation that Yes, Margaret, there was a Diagnosis Murder/Matlock Crossover.... and it involved alot of beckoning children towards the light....
Then we offer some other light 80's show mashups, making them somewhat less 80s and more.... just..just no...
THEN, Jason brings us a clip of Mike Rowe on QVC being downright crushed by life and then we enact what would be the QVC we would ALL watch, Honest QVC (H-QVC)
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will macably folk sing you into the grave!
Watch the Diagnosis Murder/Matlock song here
Watch the Mike Rowe video Here
Jan 15th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start with a rehash of Clemsons Championship win...go Barclay!!! THEN we get into how you should never cast bi-polar people for a commercial showing your bi-polar medication helping those with bi-polar disorder, then we explore Matlock and see a rougher, more noire side of him.
After that, Jason and Evan play a Meme game AND we close out with an examination of Star Trek the series vs Star Trek the comics and meet the new captain..Liverpool Shatner!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen,Dabo will bark and run off with your ball in his mouth.
Jan 8th, 2017 by beardedone
Where we start the new year by doing a new thing and talking about Sports! Jason even predicts the winner of the college championship game! Then we realize football has a dark side...in your backside.....
Then we get into Mark Hammill and his puppet, play a round of SQUAD, Evan brings in another insane dating profile and Jason closes out his telephone-type story!
P.S>-Kids, if you listen.... we have a football camp we will take you to.
Check out Singing in the Woods by 3rd Burrough Here
Dec 31st, 2016 by beardedone
Where we pop Jasons Cracker Cherry!! But first we talk cereal moms, Rogue One (spoiler talk ends at minute 29:05), we celebrate the life of Carrie Fisher with a Carrie inspired quiz.. Evan reads a racist dating profile (but she's so loving), then we close with another one of Jasons chain stories!!!
We will Miss you Carrie.
Check out Evans interview for Podcasting Smarter Here
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get mocked ro your bubble-butts...your bubble-bubble-bubble-butts.
Dec 25th, 2016 by beardedone
Where with the help of Catherine Mary Furlong, all the way from jolly old England, we recount the day she surprised her dad (Bassman of "Teddy and the Bassman") by being here for Christmas!!
Then we get into the art of revenge (Marmite!) by having her try our snacks this time, Honey Bun's Cowtails, plus EGGNOG!
Jason shows us that the penultimate step towards Skynet is synthetic Christmas music (that pretty much sounds like any auto-tuned pop song), Catherine teaches us some English Slang, and we close with a holiday inspired bracket...this time:
Which Christmas Character Would Make The Best Stereotypical Gay Movie Friend!!!!
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Dec 18th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with our first post 200th, post contest show with...a contest!! Featuring a song by our friends Valentine Wolfe, if you send us your best METAL MOMENT, and we pick it, you get a signed Valentine Wolfe CD!!! METAL!!!!!!
THEN we start the show with a text message communicating tragedy... oh and your girlfriend making out with some dude..maybe her brother....whatever. Then we get into Evans kinky heart attack, a proposal that makes us all uncomfortable...except for the chief..he loves love.... we talk about a drunk mother siting....and we finish strong with Jason reading from The Will he did at age 11 and a story he, his brother and his friend wrote together.
check out the proposal video here
and please check out Valentine Wolfe here
Email us your Metal Moment to firstname.lastname@example.org or post to our facebook page here
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you'll have to drag your mom home and she's not even done twerking!
Dec 11th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we celebrate the fact that we haven't quit yet with a MASSIVE episode!!!!! We pulled out all the stops!! We got LIVE.... We got GUESTS....We got FAN ENTRIES...We got SELF MOCKERY!!!!!! We got it all!!!!!!
Thank you thank you thank you to all who helped, namely: The New South Comedy Festival, Tom Julian, Nick Walker, Heather Sissom and Carissa Sutherland for your entries and Todd Janssen and Jason Farr for guesting!!!!
Especially thank you to anyone and everyone who has contributed, added us to their platforms, retweeted/liked our tweets or just listened! You guys rock!!!
Here is how it shakes down:
LIVE SEGMENTw/Todd Janssen 11:05.7-35:03
JASON FARR 35:04-1:52.06
FAN IMPRESSION ENTRIES 1:52.08-End
Check out Jason Farrs podcast There It Is HERE
P.S.-Kids, you still shouldn't listen, but congratulate us on making it this far you little turds!!!!
Dec 4th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start by Livin' Like Evan!!!! You can submit your own hashtags to show us how you are #LivinLikeEvan!!!
Then we discuss "Terminator:Genisys" and how effing confusing it is.... THEN we hear about Gary Busey's "Elusive Targets" cameo in the Hitman video game (Thank You theRadBrad!!) and we get a peak into the recording booth. We discuss how careless they are about upkeep at Hogwarts and we close with a new bracket where we ask the question: "Which Star Wars Creature Would Make the Best Pet?" Enjoy!!!
P.S.-Kids if you listen,we will effing punt you into the ocean!!!
Watch theRadBrad kill Gary Busey in his video HERE!!
Nov 27th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with realizing that the best gift you can give is the gift of not giving you a gift. Then we move onto how Star Wars could have been better had Darth shared a silent musical moment with Luke. Also, he could have been a bit cooler with his whole "killing the emperor" thing. Then we discover as wise a guy as friend Jason Farr is, his wise words could be less...tubthumpie..... AND we revisit Chainsaw and react to his reacting to reactors reacting while making fun of reacting. We also lose faith in PBS and then we find out Evan should write stand alone Star Wars movies.
Kids, if you listen, we will react to it while simultaneously mocking reacting.
Check out Jason Farrs podcast There it is Here
Nov 19th, 2016 by beardedone
Where we start with learning about the hidden depth inside one of our greatest entertainers and how he will quench your Durst.
Then we get into another "Triple X" rant, an "X-Men: Apocolypse" rant, A new "Star Wars" word game called, "Last Letter Challenge", and we realize that even though the good guys won The Battle of Endor...there were victims...oh yes...there were victims.... Then we react to a reactor reacting to Metallica!!!!!!!!
P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you can stick it up your...yeah.
See Chainsaw react HERE!