Where we start with a PROFOUND regret...which of course... we find humor in. THEN we move on to Jasons' mic mistake at our last show. Somehow..that leads to The Avengers hanging out in a bathroom looking at hunting magazines.... THEN we talk the new Star Wars trailer which leads to a revelation about how you become a shock trooper..and it's not nearly as involved as you think....which also leads to another revelation..Palpatine wasn't that bad of a guy. And he has an ancestry account.... After that, we realize that even though we need bees..they feed on our tears....OUR TEARS....and we close with a game double whammy..The Steven Segal Movie Game and Amuse Me-Star Wars edition!!!!

Watch the Eye Bee Video here

Check out and help with the Ultimutt Mutt Run here!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... ah go ahead and listen...also FB friend request us and get Profoundly!!!

Where we start with a realization about our own Jason Underwood!!! Then, we play another round of The Movie Musical Game...where we try to make musicals out of movies that just don't seem to fit into the mold of a peppy broadway number. After that, we play a short round of The Movie Trend Game: Silence Edition..where we take the trend of Birdbox and Silence and apply it to other things! Then after a short visit to Cupids Corner...we close with maybe the oddest bracket we have ever done.... We usually name the episodes featuring brackets with the name of the bracket..but trust us on this....

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..... You will hear this bracket.... 

Where we start (After the new Danger Entertainment bumper!!!) with Captain Marvel talk..which somehow leads to Hitler phone pranking Mussolini...... we don't know either.... THEN we play another round of Amuse Me..where we come up with amusement park rides based on popular characters. After that, we talk about Chuckys' new voice and how..yes..Mark Hammill is a solid choice..but what about the man himself...Gary By-God Busey???? After that we play a quick round of Dad Swap where we..well Swap popular TV/Movie dads...and we close with a little Google Translate...Denmark edition.

Kids..If you listen, Hitler will totally pull a Jerky Boys on you....

Where we start with a recap of week long sickness, which leads to a tale of a different sickness on (and off) the stage. After that, Jason brings a new game to the table..Super Reactions, where we see what happens when new heroes get similar powers to known ones...and it's not pretty. THEN, we talk that amazing Alien play those high schoolers in Jersey put on and discuss other possibilities. Then we play an older game, Twisted Endings, where we imagine shows having endings from other shows and we close with another new game..Plot Mashup..where we mesh existing Marvel movie plots with existing...for some reason...Tom Hanks movies!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen... your sibling will have a sucky power but still try to steak the spotlight.

Where we start with an idea whose time has come..Oliver 2..The PTSD YEARS. Then we get into what your baby might really be thinking when you put them to bed at night...and it ain't comforting. After that, in honor of the proposed What If TV show, we play another round of The What IF Game, where we talk silly What If comic scenarios. After that, Evan has yet another mid-life crisis situation whilst realizing how hot he used to be. Then Evan brings a new game where we mashup action movie one -liners called One-Liner Mashup!! And finally, in honor of Saint Pattys Day, Jason brings us another Holiday TV Game!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen....Mysterio will pyro your next show. You don't want that. 

:30 - Intros

1:40 - Evan talks about getting accused for something he didn't do, AGAIN.

14:00 - Evan talks about meeting Mick Foley at the South Carolina Comicon.

19:00 - We discuss the origins of wrestler Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

32:45 - Jason brings a game called "Old Man (BLANK)" based on "Logan" & "Unforgiven" and the face that Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted there to be an King Conan movie. (EXAMPLE: "Old Man Beastmaster!")

59:05 - We close with another Bearded Ones Bracket. In honor of "Avengers: End Game", this time we ask the question, "Which Time Traveler would be the best Ally to defeat Thanos in "Avengers: End Game"?!"

Where we start with a shout out to Actress, Yoga Guru Regan Talleh!!! THEN we start the show proper with talk opening night mishaps, which leads to a production like you've never seen.... because you literally can't. THEN we talk Empire fashion, we shout out former guest Andrew Van's new podcast "False Start", talk bad cast parties, Jason has been obsessed with Marvel/DC counterpart characters so we play a game called "Comicbook Counterpart Characters" where we come up with more.

Evan talks about how even when you try to lose weight, when someone sees your stocky ass digging for food in your car NEVER looks good, We discover that Buffalo Bill has a side business all about body suits and we because Disney released more information about Galaxy's Edge we close with another round of "Amuse Me: Galaxy's Edge Edition" where we create new Star Wars amusement park rides!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a hobo will ruin your vacation..or enhance it....

Check out Regan Talleh for your Yoga needs by emailing her @ Funnygirlyoga@gmail.com

Check out Andrew Vans podcast False Start here 

Check out the body suit video here

Where we start with Evan realizing he is a freak by being asked by a civilian if they are turning into him!!! Then Jason berates himself for over-explaining... as in..he explains things to much.... see, the thing is, sometimes he overdoes explaining things.

Then we take a tour of HH Holmes' horror house and maybe he isn't the worst person in it...maybe. Then we hear a CNC machine that sounds like a good ole furry friend from space and we finally talk "SOLO"!!!! Jason finally goes over his "SOLO" Movie Predictions List!

After that, we play a new version of "The Google Translate Game" where we translate a transcribed conversation from a previous episode! THEN, we play a new game called "The Butler Did it, and Did it Badass" inspired by "Pennyworth" the new show based on Batman's butler Alfred, where we come up with possible shows based on OTHER Butlers & Maids.

We talk "God of War" and how for a god....he really throws his kid into a lot of danger...

And we close with a discussion of online reactors and if they toured and performed LIVE!!!!

Kids-If you listen, Evan will begrudgingly listen to you but hate himself for it. 

We wanted to look back at some of our favorite moments from the show. Hope you enjoy them guys!

00 - INTRODUCTION

01 - (Ep: 128) Show Intro/Outro Drunkified (Starts @ 1:40 mark)

02 - (Ep: 188) Evan's Mirror Girlfriend (8:40)

03 - (Ep: 204) "Squad Game" Andy Taylor: Phone Sex Worker (15:15)

04 - (Ep: 207) Evan's Dark Poetry from High School (21:15)

05 - (Ep: 207) "Ninja Murder" Starring Jerry Stiller (31:45)

06 - (Ep: 208) Michael McDonald: Movie Narrator (40:15)

07 - (Ep: 227) "What If?! Game" What if Superman Landed on the Sun? (48:35)

08 - (Ep: 233) New to TGIF, "Strap-On Handyman!" (54:30)

09 - (Ep: 233) "If the South Had an Apache Helicopter during Civil War." (1:01:15)

10 - (Ep: 233) "Quantum Leap" The Hitler Episode (1:05:00)

11 - (Ep: 249) Batman's Roommate (1:13:30)

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Where we start with Jasons super exciting Powerpoint Party, which leads us to some revisionist history. After that, we discover with the help of Derren Brown..that you too might one day KILL SOMEONE..also save an immigrant. Then Jason brings a V-day game where we try to make non-love story movies..like The Fly.... into romantic comedies. After that, Evan brings some justice to a couple of friends who have been a harrassed by online a-holes, well one a-hole and one naval-hole. THEN we close with a new bracket... this time, Which Teen Heartthrob (and Jimmy Fallon) Would Make the Best New Batman!!!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen..you will push that guy off a roof..and it will be real!!!!!