HAPPY THANKSGIVING GUYS!! This week we watch a FOR REAL first kiss, talk about things that make William Shatner smile, turn Christmas movies into Thanksgiving movies, Janeway and Paris's salamander babies, and how Dr. Crusher chose a cloud over Jean-Luc Picard.

00:30 - Intros and we explain Evan's audio.

01:40 - Evan brings a video called "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" from Virgin Diaries on TLC.

29:00 - We have fun with a William Shatner clip where he says, "That makes me smile." A lot makes Shatner smile BTW.

31:15 - Jason brings a game where we turn Popular Christmas/Regular movies into Thanksgiving Movies!!

44:50 - Evan talks about the weird "Star Trek Voyager" episode where Janeway and Paris de-evolve and have salamander babies.

49:20 - Evan brings up an episode of "Star Trek TNG" where Dr. Crusher teases Picard then turns around and dates a cloud.

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Watch "Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss" HERE!!

Uncomfortable Double Virgin Wedding Kiss.Diaries..so, WHO's into it more? HE or SHE?? DUH - YouTube

Watch Alchemy Comedy's NEW SOUTH COMEDY FESTIVAL ONLINE HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

P.S. - Happy Thanksgiving by the way!!

Halloween is over but we are excited with this jam packed episode!! We talk "Star Trek", Alex Trebek's past hosting duties, awful dating profiles, plus more!

00:30 - Introductions, 400th episode preview talk.

01:45 - Election talk: Trump trying to prove fraud. What Trumps using campaign money for? His new yacht: "ReElection".

05:30 - Jason's real story about a creepy guy in a gas station parking lot.

23:45 - STAR TREK OBERVATIONS - Weird William Shatner/Avery Brooks's "Piano Interview".

37:05 - Picard is TOO INTO Tasha Yar. PLUS Picard McConaughey. 

40:05 - Hypocrite Riker can get action, but Diana Troy canNOT.

47:30 - Picard is secretly BATMAN.

54:45 - Charles Barkley is BACK for the 15th year anniversary of the passing of Mitch Hedberg. (Thanks Andrew Van of "False Start: with Andrew Van" podcast)

58:45 - Jason test's Evan! "ALEX TREBEK REAL/FAKE GAMESHOW QUIZ!!" Jason reads game show premise and Evan has to guess if it's real or one Jason made up.

1:13:10 - Evan brings more awful dating profiles in another round of CUPIDS CORNER!!

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Listen to False Start with Andrew Van Podcast HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

Watch "William Shatner interview with Avery Brooks" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

New South Comedy Festival HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-gHpkIVEA&list=PLCj47pjzdVUwKzOSGVgnr0ppTKt-c0zcw

We close Halloween Month 2020 with a Roast of the Babadook, some weird things Evan has noticed about the election, & Evan brings some more weird Star Trek musings.

00:26 - Introductions

02:45 - THE ROAST OF THE BABADOOK!! (Thank you Andrew Van of "False Start with Andrew Van Podcast")

32:00 - Evan tells a funny John Madden Story.

34:30 - Stop asking Republicans and Democrats who will win, they both say the same thing.

40:35 - Star Trek Observations. Miles O'Brian's Wife get's tough, Horrible Episode synopsis, Good Kirk vs Bad Kirk, How Spock/Kirk Fan Fiction started, etc.

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Listen to our NEW ANIMATED clip "Dracula is the WORST Bank Robber!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3j2q8dYn4

Jason couldn't record with Evan this week because of Hurricane Zeta knocking out Evan's internet, but wife Miley saves the day and they play another Bearded Ones Bracket!!

"WHICH HORROR MOVIE QUOTE WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

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Watch our NEW You Tube video "Dracula Is the Worst Bank Robber" Animation!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3j2q8dYn4

HALLOWEEN WEEK 4!!

01:20 - Introductions

02:45 - Evan brings a video of a Dad who pranks his daughter Ouija Board party. Also we have fun with OTHER pranks he might do. They might get him arrested.

10:40 - We play another round of "The Sh*tty Shed" Where we talk about a "Horror Trope", "Horror Movie" & "Actual Fear" to toss in there, banishing it from Earth FOREVER!!

28:05 - We play "INAPPROPRIATE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN CAMEOS" Where we replace his actual cameo with a silly/tactless one. (We do: "Unbreakable", "Signs", "The Village", "The Happening", PLUS we go over your ideas with "The Sixth Sense".)

1:10:30 - Jason reads the CREEPY pen pal letter he received from someone back in 9-16-1992. 

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Watch Prank Dad HERE: 

https://youtu.be/TNiPgtrM740

Watch "DRACULA IS THE WORST BANK ROBBER" HERE:

https://youtu.be/7g3j2q8dYn4

HALLOWEEN WEEK 3!!

00:45 - Intros

01:50 - Evan's episode of "CHEATIES" is up! And we talk about the movie version of it.

04:30 - Jason's episode of "LAUGHTER PARTY" is up! And Jason share's his AWFUL JOKE.

13:30 - Evan realizes that Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight" is WAAY creepy.

25:30 - We play another round of "WOULD THEY SURIVIVE?" Where we drop real life dirt bags into horror movies and discuss if they would survive or not. (EX: Would John Wilkes Booth Survive "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Killer"?)

58:24 - Evan shares an amazing song PERFRECT FOR THE SEASON. "Ghosts" by Jonathan Lewis (Feat. Becca Price).

1:04:00 - Evan brings another round of "GOOGLE TRANSLATE GAME: Edgar Allen Poe EDITION"

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Evan's episode of CHEATIES!!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/he-paid-for-her-boob-job/id1503079848?i=1000494474721

Jason's episode of "LAUGHTER PARTY"!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5HBHGSFcU

Listen to "GHOSTS" by Jonathan Lewis (feat. Becca Price)!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvhlbWmU1Wk

SUBSCRIBE TO "BEARDED ONES" on YouTube HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVOdIug95hHim9-IhK6TNbQ

HALLOWEEN MONTH - WEEK 2!!

00:00 - Intros

02:00 - Evan "interviews" Robert Englund. And he reveals some BIG stuff!!

10:00 - We play "FILM PROPOSALS" Where we use movies to propose to a partner. With the help of Joe Johnson (Twitter: @FillCollinz) & Jason Evans (Twitter: @CitizenJason5).

34:20 - We talk "American Murder" docu-drama from Netflix.

48:35 - We play a BRACKET!! We ask "Which Monster would make the BEST Stand-Up Comedian?"

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Subscribe to us on YouTube!! HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVOdIug95hHim9-IhK6TNbQ

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week we make up NEW Alfred Hitchcock cameos (with the help of Joe Johnson & Dustin Bays), as well as combine classic horror quotes and decide what movie they would be from. We also have our Week 1 TRIVIA GIVEAWAY!!

00:00 - Intros & Plugs (Listen to John Garrison's new album "Pretty in Pink"! & check out the podcast Evan was on "Cheaties"!!)

07:40 - INAPPROPRIATE ALFRED HITCHCOCK CAMEO GAME!! We do "Rear Window", "Vertigo", "North by Northwest", "Psycho" & "Birds".

46:00 - HORROR MOVIE ONE-LINER GAME - We take the 1st half and 2nd half of horror quotes and put them together and try to make them make sense!!

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Listen to John Garrison's "Pretty in Pink" HERE!! 

https://thejohngarrison.hearnow.com/

Listen to "Cheaties Podcast" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cheaties-with-lace-larrabee-and-katherine-blanford/id1503079848

Follow Joe Johnson on Twitter: @FillCollinz

Listen to Dustin Bays on "Blue Ridge Adventurer's Guild" HERE!!

https://blueridgeadventurersguild.podbean.com/

Horror Month has begun! We always start our month of horror themed shows with a HALLOWEEN BEST OF to get us in the mood. Enjoy these 10 clips from the last year that we just love!! And tune in next week for the start of our Halloween Episodes!!

0 - [00:00] - Introductions. PLUS Trivia Giveaways. PLUS We want YOUR HELP with our "Inappropriate Alfred Hitchcock Cameos Game" for next week. 

01 - [02:05] - The REAL story behind our Horror-Themed Intro song. (Thank you Neil Lee Griffin) 

02 - [05:45] - "The Walking Dead" - Improv Show Episode.

03 - [18:15] - Can Freddy Kreuger Save You From Wild Dogs? (Character Actor Lifeline Game)

04 - [27:15] - Ted Bundy is Your Roommate

05 - [33:50] - The Old Shining Lady Keeps Messing Things Up!

06 - [39:10] - Michael McDonald is THE VOICE of Michael Myers.

07 - [47:00] - Creature Swap Game! "Snake" & "Jaws on a Plane"

08 - [53:45] - Would Jeffrey Epstein Survive "The Thing"?

09 - [57:30] - Would Jeffrey Dahmer Survive "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? (w Nate Oulette & Joe Johnson of Alchemy Improv Comedy)

10 - [1:00:45] - Twisted Endings Game - "Chucky" but with the ending of "Diabolique"?

Website: https://beardedone.podbean.com/

Twitter: @BeardedOnesPod

Evan & Jason are doing another CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY ROAST!! This month we picked Tyler Perry (Sept. 13th). Along with Evan and Jason, they have special guests Andrew Van Manus, Clancy (False Start: with Andrew Van Podcast) & Alrinthea Carter (Alchemy Comedy Theater). 

00:30 - Intros and Plugs (Evan has a new voice over You Tube video)

02:00 - We introduce the ROAST!!

05:30 - We start the ROAST!!

06:45 - DR. PHIL

09:45 - MIKE TYSON

11:30 - (SPECIAL GUEST #1) RAY ROMANO (Andrew Van)

15:20 - TYLER'S ADOPTED NEPHEW (Manus Clancy)

19:45 - WERNER HERZOG

24:05 - QUENTIN TARANTINO

26:00 - (SPECIAL GUEST #2) CHARLES BARKLEY (Andrew Van)

30:00 - TYLER'S WIG DESIGNER (Alrinthea Carter)

34:10 - EUGENE LEVY

36:45 - MAN OF THE HOUR: TYLER PERRY!!

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Watch Evan's You Tube video HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAMnkksRA0

Listen to "False Start: with Andrew Van" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

Evan brings more weird moments from "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" & "Voyager". And Jason brings another round of the "New Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" In honor of "Mission Impossible 7" gearing up production again. 

01:45 - We meet the ghost of Gene Roddenberry, and he's being creepy in my closet.

04:10 - Story about why Star Trek had the 1st interracial kiss.

07:45 - "Star Trek: Voyager" KEEPS doing time travel episodes!!

11:45 - "Star Trek: Voyager" is ALL FAKE, put on by space janitors. 

19:20 - Neelix (alien cook on "Voyager") meets a lady for a day then just decides to become her husband.

32:45 - Dax from "Star Trek: Deep Space 9", has on old man inside of her and he's realizing that he's hot!!

42:40 - Odo the shapeshifter had gold in him, and he has trouble getting it outta himself.

49:10 - We play ROUND 3 of the "NEW TOM CRUISE MOVIE STUNT GAME!" Where we randomly combine locations and missions and we have to figure out the real stunt Tom Cruise HAS to do. 

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Listen to MORE "TOM CRUISE STUNTS" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOXH3tPUNRA&list=PLA0bnidJZUp1P-UlaPZ0o_7GqxLU-bcmX

With heavy hearts we remember Chadwich Boseman by talking about why we loved him, and giving our top 5 favorite Black Panther character moments from all the MCU movies he's been in. Evan shares a awful Comic Con host then more weird/funny Star Trek moments. And since Jason saw "New Mutants" we recap our predictions quiz from last week and see how we did! (One again big thanks again to Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast")

01:00 - We remember Chadwich Boseman and give our top 5 favorite character moments as Black Panther.

24:00 - We watch a horrible host from Magic City Comic Con Q&A with Brent Spiner. 

39:00 - Evan's weird/funny Star Trek moments.

1:07:30 - "New Mutants" Predictions results!! With Sean ("The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast")

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Watch awful Magic City Comic Con host HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isl-UBKpojI&fbclid=IwAR3BSPSshsBSbjzgrJGuz6ntgUCR_eh5l81nnOUa5pZV3NjgWPG_qsMQvJU

Listen to our NEW You Tube video about how "The Old 'The Shining' Lady is Just In The Way" HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQxB9DDGCA

Evan shares more funny/weird moments from "Star Trek: TNG" & "Voyager". Jason reads part 3 of his horrible story from age 16, and we close with another bracket, we ask, "Which Dutch Quote from "Predator" would make the BEST pick-up line?"

00:30 - Introductions & Plugs "Alchemy Comedy Podcast" Episode 1!!

03:30 - Evan's thoughts on "Star Trek". Every captain has their thing, Janeway's thing is blowing up the ship!

44:45 - Part 3 of "JUNGLE", Jason's story from age 16.

53:30 - Bracket! "WHICH DUTCH QUOTE FROM "PREDATOR" WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

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Listen to Jason on episode 1 of The Alchemy Comedy Podcast HERE!!

https://alchemycomedy.fireside.fm/2

Hey guys, this week we have a fun show where Evan goes down memory lane and shares some embarrassing stories that he sees in a new light after his ADHD diagnosis. We give our predictions for the new "NEW MUTANTS" movie coming out this weekend (Finally) (Thanks Sean!!). Evan shares some weird things he saw from Star Trek: TNG. And Jason reads PART 2 of "JUNGLE", his story he wrote at age 16.

00:30 - Intros and plugs "How to ADHD" YouTube series, "One Star Reviews: with Andrew Van" podcast, and The ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE, virtual man+dog obstacle course race. (OCR)

02:25 - Evan's funny stories from his past. + ADHD discussion.

18:30 - Our "New Mutants" Predications Quiz with Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast"!!

58:55 - Funny moments from "Star Trek: TNG" Worf must be loud all the time. Why is everyone's hobby so damn sophisticated, & Worf had a blood brother he forgot all about??

1:11:15 - Jason reads part 2 of "JUNGLE"!! (His kinda shitty story he wrote at age 16).

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HOW TO ADHD You Tube series HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nPM1_kSZf91ZGkcgy_95Q

ONE STAR REVEIWS: with Andrew Van HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215

ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE HERE!!

https://runsignup.com/Race/SC/Greenville/UltiMuttAnywhereChallenge

Listen to more SEAN & The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast HERE!!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/pittsburgh-nerd-podcast

This week we do another Bearded Ones Roast. In the past we've roasted Gary Busey and Dracula, this time we hit the legend, Hulk Hogan! Then we thank our buddies Richard and Shawn over at the "Language of Bromance podcast" and we answer some of the same fun questions they did on their episode 320 "Truth or Drink". Then we close with another one of Jason's awful (but this time not so much) story from when he was like 16 years old.

00:30 - Intros and THE BIG SHOW!!

04:00 - The Roast of HULK HOGAN!! Featuring HHH, Billy "The Brain" Hennan, Kermit The Frog, George Costanza, Christopher Lloyd, & Chris Hemsworth!! (Thank you Andrew Van & Manus Clancy (Alchemy Comedy Theater) for your submissions!)

39:00 - Language of Bromance played "Truth or Drink" and we thought it was cool so we answer some of the same questions! 

53:20 - Jason reads "Jungle" a kinda shitty story he wrote (with help) back when he was 16 years old. 

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Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "FALSE START: FAKE SPORTS REAL SHOTS" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

And listen to Manus Clancy's episode "Fictional Sports Draft" HERE!! (As well as episodes: 50, 63, 65, 66, 68 & 69)

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fantasy-draft-re-release/id1455223970?i=1000486176538

Here's Episode 320 "Truth or Drink" of Language of Bromance Podcast HERE!!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-language-of-bromance/e/76816605

We love you Hulk Hogan.